>thats not gonna hold in court
>movie in teenage setting
>Baba O'Riley starts playing
>>64260544
name one fucking movie where this happens
>>64260617
tv shows
>seems like the homicide victim was on his way to work
>well, I guess someone should call his boss and tell them they're going to be a little late
>you just don't get it, do you?
>character enters a strip club
>SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE
>what could possibly go wrong?
>"ey yo man I don't know nothin, I was [flimsy excuse]"
>"You better hope your story checks out, this is a murder investigation."
>"Hey alright man I did [lesser crime] but I didn't kill no body"
>"Ok, he's not our guy, let him go."
>There's only one way to find out!
>scene happens in daytime
>suddenly it is nighttime
fucking why everytime
Y'all are pretty good at this. I hope mine can EVEN compare.
>"I need a read on ____"
>keyboard noises "Alright... Done, aaaand done! He was an ex-marine in blah blah blah..."
>if you don't do something about X then I will tell every major news station about what happened here and you will regret it
>>64261137
Name literally one single movie or tv show where this line is said by anyone, at any point, in whole or in part.
Good luck, because you fucking can't, because it has never fucking been said.
>>64261946
austin powers
"ayyy why dont we just shoot him? i have gun in my bedroom i can get it and be back in 1 minute and.."
dr. evil: YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU?
>we could have brought him in early on (lesser charge or shitty evidence)
>but then we would have lost the case and we never would have got him
>>64261946
>get a load of this guy
>You wouldn't understand.
>Try me.
>>64260617
Law Abiding Engineer
>>64262208
I mean Citizen. Fuck memes.
>>64261946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KoKWf6pLs8
>he is posting frogs again
>>64262259
Guess he gets it now
>dance scene
>EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
>>64262259
>meesa takes the bait!
>guy has to put on a dress for some reason
>DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>64263098
I'm surprised and saddened that anyone fell for it.
>>64261946
Can you get raped by a pack of niggers or something
>Time for Plan B!
>That was Plan B!
>>64261148
I see you've never been in a strip club
>>64262392
>not calling theme pepes
>protag kills bad guy and takes his car
>"guess he won't be needing it anymore"
>Flick set during the Second Indochina War
>"Some Folks are Born" starts playing
>"That's it, you're grounded for a week"
>"But daddy, that's not fair."
>"Not fair? Two weeks."
>>64260605
It's called Teenage Wasteland
>>64263204
>time for plan B
>what is plan B?
>I don't know yet
>>64261137
I love this one, especially if it's followed by some expository revelations.
>>64267520
>dad interupts before he/she manages to say something
>don't make me make it three!
>we might have to call in x for this one
>x? are you sure it's that serious?
>he's the best there ever was
>>64268263
This.
>x hasn't done it for years due to one misfortunate incident.
>refuses at first, but eventually shows up
>heist scene
>one of the characters has called in an outsider to help out
>others are concerned
>"don't worry, he's cool"
>new guy is a psycopath
>cop movie
>THE DEA IS GONNA HAVE MY ASS
>Columbia pictures presents
>teenagers having a party in a mansion
>"all the...small things"
>voice over starts
>jocks drinking beer off girls breasts
>record scratch
>awkward guy sitting on the couch between people making out
>"that's me"
>>64268336
>cop movie
>detectives investigating something
>comes pretty far
>X, FBI, we're taking over
>detectives continues investigation hidden from FBI
>character refuses to do something for no obvious reason other than it adds artificial drama
>>64268263
518571234 Ñ‚bh
>>64268348
>The main villain is British
>>64261287
>cops appear to talk about a person
>WHY WHATS THE MATTER... DID SUMTHIN HAPPEN TO (PERSON)?
>oh my god I was wrong
>it was earth all along
"Help me Dr Zaius" starts playing
>>64268421
>my father, was a X
>uses tools of that trade to torture hero
>>64268450
>episode of Law and Order
>old black woman answers the door
>we need to ask you about your grandson
>>64268495
>grandmother tells cops how her grandson is a good boy and didnt do nuffin
>character has his cock out
>oh shit im sorry
>>64268546
>when they arrest him he's wearing his grade school graduation gown
>>64268546
name 50 movies where this happens
>>64268619
Are there even 50 movies?
>boss is a 50 year old black cop with a moustache who gets mad at the loose cannon main character but knows that he gets the job done
>>64260617
Sicario
>>64268581
>man in woods catches with cock out
>sorry for what? our daddy thought us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all.
>main protagonist is talking to old wise coach figure
>I don't like your style kid, but you've got guts
>character scratches a notch on a metal surface
>zoom out to see dozens and dozens of similar tally marks
>>64268632
1. Donnie Darko
2. Shutter Island
3. Interstellar
4. Prometeus
5. The Village
6. Chained
7. The man from earth
8. Gattaca
9. Ex Machina
10. INTOUCHABLES
11. Filth
12. THE BANK JOB
13. OCEAN'S ELEVEN
14. DISTRICT 9
15. FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
16. John Wick
17. 47 Ronin
18. Man of Tai Chi
19. Constantine
20. Sweet November
21. Great Gatsby
22. THE FIFTH ELEMENT
23. The Beach
24. Edge of Tomorrow
25. SHAME
26. DRIVE
27. Kill Your Darlings
28. The F Word
29. THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT
30. Maniac
31. Ju-on: The Grudge
32. Pulp Fiction
33. Chappie
34. THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
35. CARRIE
36. The Exorcism of Emily Rose
37. LIMITLESS
38. LUCY
39. In Time
40. THE BOOK OF ELI
41. THE ROAD
42. The Time Machine
43. CONTAGION
44. V FOR VENDETTA
45. PUBLIC ENEMIES
46. About Alex
47. Silent Hill
48. THE LINCOLN LAWYER
49. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
50. Carriers
>i'd like $5000
>i'll give you $1000, no more.
>could you do $4900?
>>64268692
That's a lot of movies!
>>64268748
>hmmm its worth about 5000000000000
>sorry 3 bucks is the best i can do
>dramatic music
>alright i'll take it
>>64268789
never know HWHAT is gonna come through that door!
>>64267924
B A I T
A
I
T
>>64261137
>this anon just doesn't get it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4KoKWf6pLs8
>>64261740
Arrow writers leave
>>64268159
>time for plan B
>what is plan B?
>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
EVERY SINGLE XFILES EPISODE
>>64260544
>>64260605
>>64261107
>>64261137
>>64261148
>>64261199
>>64261287
>>64261366
>>64262681
>>64263131
>>64263204
>>64266356
>>64266636
>>64267520
>>64268421
>>64268546
hello reddit
>Are you thinking what I am thinking?
>>64271111
>actually they weren't thinking the same thing
>>64271111
OH
YEAH
>>64268348
jesus christ
>>64261946
So why does those lines speak to everyone if it was never used in anything ?
>>64271111
>are you thinking what I am thinking?
>[something very ridiculous]?
>uhh...
>>64268348
kek you guys are so good at these
>>64271209
Why can't girls keep their homes/rooms tidy?
>Make serious thread on /tv/
>Hello reddit starts playing
>>64271235
"Hello reddit" is one of the most versatile meme and very sueful to shut down any discussion at all
>>64271234
women are lower than trash
>>64271235
>music stops
>a radio DJ welcomes viewers
>GOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING REDDDIIITTTT
>>64271235
>meme thread
>serious
dumb frogposter
>hothead cop beats information out of pedophile
>its held up in court because hes a bad guy
>What do you think this is? A movie?
>>64271519
>Yes
>looks at YOU
>>64271235
Hasta la Vista reddit!
>You shot me!!
>>64272667
Name one kinography this happens in
>>64272849
America
>Wilhelm Scream
>"it ain't me" starts playing
>>64272981
I hate this so much. Takes me right out of the movie.
>>64272981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf8aBFTVNEU#t=66
>>64261740
fucking arrow
>Protagonist caught in awkward situation by partner
>"Wait! I can explain!"
>Leave before they can explain
>>64268692
So are these all the movies ever made?
>>64273323
>Protagonist caught in awkward situation by partner
>"Wait! I can explain!"
>"Yeah?"
>"Uhh... I was actually hoping that you stormed off" / something ridiculous
>>64272981
>Bad guy gets shot
>Breaks the handrail
>Wilhelm
>>64273140
This looks so fucking out of place in every one of these movies. You can't even see the person screaming it. I'm triggered, what a stupid meme
>>64260544
My lawyer will have me at home in time for dinner.
>"How do you know this will work?"
>"I don't."
>>64274116
>"How did you know this wouldn't kill x?"
>"I didn't"
>>64263204
>Time for plan B
>What is Plan B
>RUN!!!
>>64271209
mom jeans should be outlawed
>>64268632
stop memeing
>character breaks the 4th wall
>>64261641
X-Men: The Last Stand
>>64271262
That's what you think.
>trailer for talking animal movie
>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9LkE0vpvk
>"THE DA IS GONNA HAVE MY ASS!"
>>64273326
every non adam sandler movie yeah
>move about socially awkward nerd faggot
>he eventually has sex with a LITERAL 10/10
JUST
