>be hotshot rebel pilot ready to assault death star
>new kid appears out of nowhere, is apparently a good pilot
>in the middle of a meeting talking about the attack
>say it's not possible to fit a photon torpedo into an exhaust port two meters wide, even for a computer because it PROBABLY ISN'T
>fucking little shit cuts me off and tells me "it's not impossible" because he "used to bullseye womprats in his T-16 back home"
>asshole just called me out in front of whole squadron
>mfw
>I hope his dad cuts his hand off so he can't jerk off anymore. I bet he wants to fuck his sister too.
I give this thread one quarter portion.
>60 year old asshole rips me off
>go to get my money back
>Tell him to tell it to kanjiclub
>He makes me tell it to a fuckin alien beast
>>64259067
>dumb and dumber: the rebel years
>>64259067
I am sure he has a wookiepedia page.
>>64259067
I'll giva ya 2 portions for this post
>>64259133
This whole scene made me feel like I was watching any other sci-fi movie
>>64259109
But it was 6 portions last week.
>>64259133
What a shit scene.
>Han just fucking stands there for a minute when those things start attacking everyone
>>64259161
my sides
>>64259175
That bra is too big for her senpai
>>64259195
>>64259221
these
>>64259161
I love all the 70s haircuts and sideburns in IV
>>64259067
TELL AT TUH GANJACLUB
>>64259067
JUST TARD MY SHIT UP
>>64259175
> emma will never laugh at your pathetic white cock
kill me ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo
>>64259067
>be veteran fighter pilot that's flown dozens of missions, from bombing runs to dog fights
>this bitch
>nigger
>kid
>who's only combat experience is shooting vermin on a glorified swoop bike contradicts you in front of everyone
>they all agree to his stupid plan and you have to escort him on the suicide mission
>>64259221
These guys look like they belong in The Fifth Element.
what is a kaijuclub and how can I join?
>>64259342
JUST TELL IT TO KANNJAICUB
>>64259326
I honestly thought the borg were going to show up and demand solo give them back JJ
>>64259342
It's aguild on Neopets. Han tricked that one guy into transforming his Jetsam into a Scorchio and got pissed because of it.
>>64259291
>those fucking trumpet sounds
>>64259291
trying this hard
>>64259441
What?
>tfw saw the movie before it was released
>no scene when they steal snoke's teeth
it was honestly a really good scene, shame they cut it out
>>64259601
wut
>>64259715
according to abrams it "was too ridiculous" for star wars
>>64260025
huh, so he actually is a giant
>>64259175
got that fuckhuge roberts mouth alright
>>64259067
>>64259109
Epic win
