>RoTJ haters memeing about Ewoks
>have no problem with these things
I give this bait one quarter portion.
midget niggers > teddy bears
>bolt action laser rifle
>dat Obrez SMLE
>>64258639
Because they dont take out an advance military with logs and rocks
>>64258639
>Dat Carcano M38
Nice one, Lucas.
>>64258742
>>64258775
who do I believe
>>64258775
>Carcano
>>64258639
I love the sound that thing makes. It's like a gunshot in an echo chamber played in reverse
Utini!
>>64258827
Wooooginninninnaaaa!
They're dirty little jews. Even kids recognize the truth of universal archetypes.
>>64258827
What did he mean by this?
>>64258898
over here!
>>64258723
>>64258639
Jawas look cool as shit though
>>64258690
And they said TFA produced no memes.
Is the reason people hate RotJ seriously just the Ewoks? I like the Ewoks.
Jedi is a great movie. The lightsaber fight between vader and luke at the end is the best in the entire series. I would definitely put it above A New Hope, which is still a great movie.
>>64259059
Yeah, cause Ewoks aren't badass enough. Yoda's teachings were apparently lost on them.
>>64258639
I hated that part where the jawas killed the best legion in the empires army
>>64259059
>Jabba castle is a snoozefest
>endor is even worse and the fucking ewoks
the only good part is the throne scene
>>64259169
>>Jabba castle is a snoozefest
get some taste, christ
>>64258639
I honestly never had a problem with the ewoks, and I never remember anyone complaining about them before the RedLetterMedia reviews came out.
>>64259169
Jabba's castle is awesome. Christ, mate. I like the Endor fight too. It is entirely conceivable that a walker would be knocked over by a bunch of fucking trees getting rolled down a hill.
>>64258723
It looks like a chopped Enfield rifle with a piece of plastic on the end.
>>64259294
....huh yeah, ewok complaints are a recent thing aren't they.
I feel like if you didn't grow up watching star wars, and watched the original trilogy as an adult, you might be more likely to dislike the ewoks. I've been watching them since I was a literal babby, so, I'm desensitized or something.
>>64259045
Tell that to Kanjiclub
>>64259407
The only problem I had with the ewoks was when they kill stormtroopers with helmets, sorry, your tiny stone weapons aren't going to penetrate that. Otherwise, their inclusion never bothered me but I saw it first when I was 9 and have watched it a good 30 times since then.
>>64259356
That's exactly what it was...
>>64258639
Jawas are represented as nuisances at best and antagonists at worst while Ewoks were meant to be endearing protagonists that could convincingly fight along side the Rebellion.
Did you just want a general discussion about Jawas? It's cool.
>>64259472
>storm trooper armor
>stopping anything
they literally only fight people with blasters and their armor doesnt protect against single blaster shots
the fuck should it stop a rock?
>>64259045
>>64259506
yeah storm troopers haven't been designed well until TFA. Before they were basically a slightly scarier battle droid.
>>64258690
>>64259045
>>64259438
True combo
they weren't the central focus in the plot like ewoks were
they are hardly cheap humored "LOL!" characters like the ewoks were
they weren't put in just to sell merchandise like the eworks were
why would you go with stupid little teddy bears when you can use wookiees? wouldn't that make more sense?
waaa!
uuh tee dee!
That FAMAS
tyb george
>>64258951
Go back to /v/ you piece of shit
Jawas
>looked/sounded kind of cool due to the eyes/robes, they're like little hooded imp/goblin things
>lived on a bumfuck planet collecting scraps in the desert, nomadic bleak existence, seems clear they do what they do just to get by
>derided by protags; didn't really amount to much besides reuniting R2/C3PO after they separated, which makes sense since they roam around collecting shit
>get completely owned by stormtroopers despite having / understanding technology and vehicles
Ewoks
>teddy bears. nothing else to it, they're teddy bears.
>lived on a lush forest world in happy little villages in the trees, not very sympathetic
>allied up with protags and proved essential; rebels would have been fucked without them
>owned a bunch of stormtroopers and vehicles with bows and arrows, slingshots and throwing rocks
>>64258639
is that a forty?
