What did she mean by this?
>>64237329
>226 am
>uses eye emoji instead of "I" which is still one character
>all3
drunk or high
some women age like milk 2bh. y'all think the drugs fucked her shit up?
>>64237445
>drunk or high
Pick both.
Carrie Fisher is amazing.
>>64237329
She did look rough as fuck doe, does she have false teeth?
>>64237329
>well, i got back into the star wars, guess i should hop right back into the coke too
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nZRAhLb.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>that paralyzed face
>that unfocused gaze
She's more Botox now than man. Twisted and high.
how much feels a human body can has?
>>64238662
obi wan is so wise.
id still do coke and then 69 with her tbqh familia
>blow us
I feel bad for Carrie even if its her fault for drugging herself to death for 30 years. You can tell the reason why she's so funny and self deprecating in public interviews is because she's super self conscious and hates herself. The sad clown disease as they say.
Watch her interviews pre JUST era and the ones from now and you'll see how different she was. She was rather shy then.
>>64237445
and old and kinda bad with technology
All the chemistry that her scenes with Ford lacked went into her face instead.
>mfw I watched her one woman show and she came off as a deranged sociopath
it's so le funny tho XD
>>64237329
is she the female JUST?
DUDE
>>64239020
hehe
>>64239209
no since she's still basking in white knight nerd attention see here.>>64239020
![celebs-who-ruined-their-faces-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0VL6q9A.jpg "celebs-who-ruined-their-faces-1[1].jpg")
>>64239209
no this is the female JUST
>>64237329
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What did she mean by this?
>>64237329
She aged gracefully. Too bad she didn't get much screentime.
>>64239360
Geriatric privilege
>>64239167
yep, she literally has manic depression and self-medicated for years with coke and sex. she's actually doing just fine considering those things.
>>64239360
>>64239167
>>64239545
Her personality is near identical to a bipolar girl I used to date. Those people are fucked beyond repair unfortunately.
>>64239360
She means the coke got to her head too much
>>64238566
She just needed the cash
Wait why do people give Fisher hell about being fat? She's like 60.
>Carrie Fisher will never be your crazy grandmother
>>64239619
Just women mostly, they're heartless
>>64239575
holy shit
Simple: she wants more coke.
>>64239575
>There's only a 5 year difference between them
To be fair, Tom clearly puts in a lot of effort into staying in shape & nutrition which have a big impact on how you age
BASED
Carrie "Grape Swisher" Fisher
Carrie "Fuck But Never Marry" Fisher
who got what
She look rough but so does Ford. Dunno why anyone is acting like either of them aged well or poorly, they just look normal old. Hamill is the only one putting in an effort against father time.
>women are only good when young and pretty
boo fucking hoo
>>64238662
it's funny to me that all the other actors finally caught up to Alec in hating Star Wars as much as he did
>>64239595
>beyond repair
well Carrie is a multimillionaire actress turned screenwriter who was able to keep her shit together long enough to be in another film. people with mental illnesses who can pull that kind of thing off deserve a lot of credit. everything is relative after all.
>>64239575
JUST
U
S
T
it means she doesnt think she has aged well either
>>64239790
Not based Hamill
>>64239207
I imagine every one person show makes the actor look like a crazy person
>>64239759
the big thing about this thread is that not attempting to look like you're 20 years younger is actually a sign of good mental/emotional health.
Hamill is pretty clearly only unJUSTing himself for contractual reasons or he'd still be fat and enjoying his life in a relaxed straightforward manner.
why do women type like black people?
carrie fisher - 59
mark hamill - 64
harrison ford - 73
no wonder people are talking, you old bag
JUST
>>64237329
>used an emoji instead of a single letter
Mass extermination of humanity when?
>>64237329
B L O W
L
O
W
FUCK
>>64239790
He didn't hate it in and of itself, otherwise he wouldn't have singed on. The thought it was a goodchildren's fantasy moviethat people got way to attached to and became weirdly obsessive over. Basically he held the general view of 4 chan on it.
>>64239893
He looks fine for being fucking 73
>>64239858
He hated it enough right after it came out, now he is following the Nimoy road.Which means he should die between the second and third movies come out
JUST BLOW MY BRAIN OUT
>>64239954
His hairdo is justified m8
>>64239893
>Ear ring
>>64239167
Oh my, she had it so hard getting high and fucking Chads all her life, It must have been terrible.
>>64239858
fair enough
did you see the way he threw that cloak off?
dude is feeling fabulous as fuck, right now
>Blow us
What is she Gollum or something?
>>64239939
Do I have to start pointing some niggers?
>>64239949
>Apart from the money, I regret having embarked on the film. I like them well enough, but it's not an acting job, the dialogue - which is lamentable - keeps being changed and only slightly improved, and I find myself old and out of touch with the young
>>64239575
Tom has Scientology slaves to help him though.
>>64239949
>Science fiction - which gives me pause - but it is to be directed by Paul Lucas, who did American Graffiti, which makes me think I should. Big part. Fairytale rubbish, but could be interesting
I'd still give her a courtesy fuck, probably gives legendary head.then I'd sneak down the hall and fuck her daughter
>>64239759
Hamill and Ford look better because they aged naturally.
Fischer or however you spell this dyke kike's name looks like shit because she injected a bunch of crap in her face in a vain attempt at trying to appear young.
>>64237329
This is great stuff. 2015 Carrie >>> 1977 Carrie any day.
>>64240017
the beard is the best fucking thing he could have done for himself
You shtill drife me crayshee
>>64240094
I don't think she had surgery, she just turned into a whale towards the late 90s and hadn't bothered to shed weight until now.
You can't compare her to Ford or Hamill as men objectively age better than 99% of women.
>>64239575
kek she literally looks like my grandma
>>64239992
Where did I say she had a hard life? I said I feel bad for her because she clearly regrets doing all those things. She looks like shit now because the drugs fucked her body up and the aging process didn't go well so naturally she feels depressed. She's facing her own mortality now that she's old and ugly and people are saying it to her face.
>>64240017
We all know where Hamill got his inspiration
>>64240254
>and people are saying it to her face.
>to her face
I doubt that. It's only le internet trawls like us xD
Don't care she was always shit at acting
>>64240254
Do we actually know it was the drugs that did it? She could just have shit genetics. Are there any pictures of her mom floating around?
>>64239360
>women don't handle poverty better, they're just allowed to be poor
Biologically, men gave protection - which meant they had to have a certain status and strength - and women gave youth.
There are upsides and downsides to being a woman.
>>64239275
Sounds like a buttmad fatty to me.
I didn't think she looked that bad. Ford looked the worst.
>>64239575
>"Women age like bread, not like wine. Like cars, not houses."
>>64240350
Ford is 14 years older tho
>>64239575
Why do women cut their hair short like that when they gray? Just keep it like shoulder length and dye it sensibly, or hell get a fucking wig.
>>64240305
Debbie Reynolds is like 100 and looks fine for her age.
>>64239360
She means she's a stupid victim complex cunt
>>64238490
You can stop posting that at anytime, Reddit.
What woman has aged gracefully with zero to little work done?
>>64240426
Here almost all women do it once they reach 45 or so. It's literally a sign they're no longer fertile and quit on even trying to look pretty. Long feminine hair is a sign of that, you know.
What did she mean by this?
>>64240600
Lmao
>>64240416
Probably why they killed him off
>>64239020
Big difference: Carrie Fisher's career relies on her looks. Mine doesn't.
If mine did, I'd probably try keep in shape.
>>64240600
Kek is this real
>>64240426
Short hair is low maintenance. It's that simple
>>64240634
Cmon, not every woman has to be a fuckpiece. There's room for Carrie in TFA. She was great.
HOLY SHIT HER AND TUMBLER BTFO OUT OF TRUMPFAGS
>>64240634
>Carrie Fisher's career relies on her looks
She's old, what's the point. Once women get past 40 they'll never get the "hot chick" roles anyway.
>>64240807
>She was great.
No she wasn't.
-She had basically zero body language, stiff movements and came off awkward
-Horrible voice, decades of sniffing shit does that to you
-Looks like shit, not even aesthetically pleasing
-Horrible attire, her original costume idea for TFA was a high neck piece that looked quite good, instead they went for that baggy old grandma look which made her look even worse
-No real emotion to anything, even in han death she just looked a bit disappointing, she had no weight in any of her acting
>>64239758
Carrie "Goes Down Lower Than A Floor Swiffer" Fischer
Carrie "Lip Blister" Fischer
Carrie "Who Hasn't Gotten With Her" Fischer
Carrie "Sallower Not Spitter" Fischer
>>64240925
>You will never do an 8ball of coke and fuck a 20 year old carrie fisher
JDIMSA
>>64240894
haha threatening to kill people is so cool xD
>>64241065
No point in living.
>>64240894
Build it.
>>64240930
Carrie "tss tss what is she an angler or sumthin" fischer
>>64240426
if they keep it long it falls off and they get bald spots easier. look at old women with long hair, and you'll see
>>64241149
home run chippah!
>>64239295
>Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
>>64240254
>getting high and fucking Chads all her life
>clearly regrets doing all those things
aging women 101. let her take her medicine.
>>64239893
Almost thought you shooped the JUST cut
>>64239575
Tom has Scientology.
>>64240305
Pretty sure it's genetics, drugs can make your skin and teeth look worse put they can't ruin your entire face like hers has been
>>64241084
Shut the fuck up before I stab you to death you thin skinned retard.
>>64241413
>they can't ruin your entire face
They certainly can, I've seen it several times and those people completely change after using drugs for a while, with severity changing on the drug.
Some of them look nothing like their family OR their old self, just a weird gollum like thing
>>64241413
I dont think so anon. pic related, its her and her mom.
>>64240305
The drugs did not help.
>>64241124
Tight tight tight
>>64237329
That's actually pretty sad desu senpai ;_;
>>64237329
I don't think she needs anymore blow.
>>64237392
Kek
>>64241603
jesus christ
>>64239575
Maybe if she doesn't weat that granny haircut and dress she would look less like a granny?
>>64237329
giving her the ep 7 fee in one big check was a bad idea. Should have made it out in small weekly allowances or food stamps
>>64241603
holy shit she caught up to her
>>64241715
>>64241284
It still looks better for some time, just the time where they grow so old it doesn't matter anymore if they had bald spots or not.
Anyone have screencaps from when she lost her shit?
>>64237329
I thought that was one of Cher's tweets from the thumbnail
>>64242051
what did she mean by this?
We hurt all 3 of her feelings. I wish I could have 3 feelings.
>>64239758
dumb frogposter
>>64242281
Le edgy man
>>64242201
She was autistic, not just a cuck tbqh
What did she mean by this?
>>64240994
I didn't want to jerk off today, come on, man. Fuck you.
>>64242450
I literally have no idea
>>64242450
what the fuck did she mean by this?
What's the meaning of this message?
>>64241603
>>64242450
What the actual fuck is she trying to convey here?
>>64242514
Why are you swearing anime?
this is by far the shittiest meme this board has ever shat into a fan but what the FUCK did she mean by any of this
>>64237445
>226 am
What are timezones?
There's a debate and not just a universal acceptance?
>>64240600
>delete
Hi Carrie
>>64242659
what the heck did she mean by this?
>>64242051
>tfw Cher doesn't have a pyramid with her tweets engraved into the solid stone wall
>>64242051
>Adults are SO PACMAN
What did she mean by this?
cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>64240416
Christ, I thought she was older.
What a fucking mess.
>>64239790
>hated it
>agreed to come back
Maybe Fisher wants more coke money but Ford didn't need to come back if he didn't want to he still gets plenty of work
>>64242962
PART TIME
>>64238662
>more Botox now than man. Twisted and high.
A truly five star post
In fact, my post of the day
>>64239575
>1986 - would bang both
>2011 - Just Tom
Dat milk needs throwing out.
>>64242051
>>64237445
With the latest android update some words autocorrect to emojis, which is fucking retarded.
>>64240634
>Unless she gets my pantaloons fiery, women are useless
Men are sexually viable for longer than women. Ergo, biology in general has chosen that women do not need to maintain their looks for as long. Exceptions aside.
It also helps that men go their whole lives without using makeup as a crutch and learn alternative ways to look good, which can carry past their old age.
Makeup on old haggy women just looks terrible.
I love how the balance of power shifts back to men as time goes on
>>64243320
Will Trump continue shitposting when he becomes president?
>>64242872
i wonder how much coke she used on a daily basis.
i should really read her autobiography
>>64243382
>strawmanning this hard
>>64243320
I don't understand how he thinks he's going to get elected acting like this.
Forget about his policies. The fact that he spends so much damn time replying to random tweets is what turns me off. Is that what he'll do in the White House all day?
>>64242450
Holy shit, she really is nuts
how did they get her to sober up for long enough to stare into the camera for TFA (even though her eyes looked noticeably dead)
>that chavvy bitch Rey will go full sagged out cokewhore in your lifetime
yes, fucks yes
>>64243413
We can only hope so. That shit's gold, desu senpai.
>>64243453
That's from 2012 bubster
>>64243453
>presidents shouldn't communicate with its people
>>64243320
say what you will about the man, but he goes hard in the paint when it comes to premium banter
>>64240807
She can't act. She never could. And she's gotten worse over the years.
Before, she was at least pretty to look at. Now, that's no longer true.
If you can't do your job (her job is to look pretty and/or act) then don't do it. Retire.
She's good as a book writer and person who talks about the past. Ain't gotta look hot or act to do either of those. As an actress, she should have been taken out back and put out of her misery years ago.
>>64241614
They just made it worse.
>>64243535
watch this, grade A trump bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
>>64243440
I have seen this post somewhere...
>>64243453
Someone hits him he fires back, he never starts it so what's the issue?
>>64242693
It was 15 hours ago. She posted it at ~10 pm. Certainly less controversial than the photo leads one to believe.
One thing a lot of normies don't know is that she's one of the more reliable script doctors in the business. She's ghost written many a film scripts.
MEANWHILE ON PLANET BASED
>>64237329
>it hurts all3 of my feelings.
All three of them?
>>64240344
>being old is like being poor
You sure have a negative view of aging.
She's cool as fuck, lets be honest. I'd love to go drinking with her.
>>64243544
>And she's gotten worse over the years.
Absolutely true. At least before she could make facial expressions. She's so stiff in this new film, it's like they literally dug her up.
Actually, are we sure that didn't happen?
>>64240426
it's so they all look the same so they can all do crimes and nobody knows who did it
it's why you never see any of these people in work clothes. they all work in a secret cult of criminals. you know weight watchers? perfect cover...no sane person under the age of 45 would ever set foot in a WW.
>>64243453
>What was that putin? I can hear you down there.
what did she mean by this?
>>64241312
yes, that's the reference, you born in a year starting with 2 child
>do you remember being a general when we were together?
was she drunk or just being weird?
https://youtu.be/zsERzZt9dro?t=41
>>64243440
BASED
>>64240994
>>64242494
>>64243933
Just being weird. That's typical Carrie.
>>64243933
She's old so I give her a pass.
>>64244021
Shut up
>>64242450
My head hurts.
>>64240994
>>64243990
>>64240994
>>64243990
I dont care that her body is shit
She is so fucking based in a weird fucking psychotic way that i would probably fuck her if it got me to spend hour chatting with her.
The cocaine did not melt her brain, it sent it to a dimension that no human being is capable of even remotely comprehending.
>There are people in this thread pretending they wouldn't fuck old crackhead Carrie Fisher
>>64244062
Don't trigger me shitlord
>>64237329
>things she never said
fuck /tv/ is gullible
>>64244111
high test
She was cool as fuck on QI. I'd love to hang out with her in a bar and end up fucking her in a coke addled daze.Didn't she used to fuck Star Wars fans?
>>64243727
He went from cute Luke Skywalker, to ugly fat "Jabba The Hutt" fuck and then to plausibly attractive man in his 60's.
Still, at some point he let himself go pretty bad and he can't even blame it on drugs/mental disorders like Carrie.
>>64244197
Why is Ford the only one whose career didn't get fucked up by Star Wars?
>>64244105
Marisa is cute! CUTE!
>>64244105
>mfw her nipples
>>64244197
>mental disorder
you mean complete mental order yet to be achieved by any other human
>>64244166
Checked
>>64244256
Because he was a full blown adult when he was in Star Wars.
>>64244186
She still would, except not even Star Wars fans wanna fuck her now.
>>64244111
Honestly if you're young, not fat and attractive, she's probably down to fuck you. She seems the crazy type of old woman who fucks anything that moves.
>>64244197
you mean he was a normal 60-something but then got offered millions of dollars conditional on getting into shape with the help of the best trainers money can buy?
>>64244261
Post the pic of her in the yellow dress where her bush is showing
>>64240426
>Why do women cut their hair short like that when they gray?
One of the effects of aging/menopause is that their hair starts thinning. They basically have to keep it short.
>>64237445
>>64239890
That steely-eyed look in Hamill's eyes. He means business.
She on crack
>>64244358
This doesn't show anything so it's safe.
>>64237329
Holy shit, she's still alive?
I thought that was CGI in SW7 with shitty voice over acting, because she didn't even sound like Carrie Fisher from OT
>>64244346
You missed the part where normal 60 year old's are not attractive. Only celebrities are somewhat attractive in their 60's and still not all of them.
>>64237329
"I need a good dicking" - Fisher
>>64240344
Not to mention biological imperative. The younger and healthier the mate, the longer they stay in that prime zone of fertility.
I mean its only in the last century that we stopped marrying off women 5 minutes after they reach sexual maturity.
>>64244420
Fuuuuck. Just imagine stuffing your face into that cunt after a hot humid day. I bet you can smell her pheromones from a mile away. Like a bitch in heat.
>>64244338
Fine i'm onto it.
>inb4 she forces me to do all that kinky cocaine shit Thack and nurse Elkins did in the Knick
>>64241603
mom looks better than her
>>64244587
>>64239284
It's not like she JUST'd much. She looks like utter shit in both pictures.
>Not posting her daughter / best Chanel
>>64240600
>delete
Carrie?
>>64244665
>>64239284
wait thats the same person?
she became asian AND white?
WEW
>>64244256
Really Just Indiana Jones and Deckard. AndJack Ryan.
I don't see anyone talking about Regarding Henry (screenplay by JJ), or the one where he bangs Anne Heche on an island.
Hell people barely even talk about Air Force Oneexcept for the bad CG crash.
>>64244366
He's the Joker
>>64240634
That's a lie anon, and we all know it.
And she did get in shape. She is just not 20 anymore, so saggy and pump.
>>64244842
I think you mean the 'definitive' Joker, friend.
>>64243863
>>64244704
>>64239284
>>64244665
Because it's after surgeries. Pic related is how she looked before all the plastic
>>64244261
Ah yes, the ol' "flash my pussy" for attention trick.
A classic.
>>64245005
She actually needed a lot of surgery because of severe domestic abuse.
>>64245236
She didn't need to change all her face, though. That wasn't reconstruction.
>>64244670
who /earmuffwaifu/ here?
>>64245236
Why would her white boyfriend hit her like that?
>>64241338
OMG Scientology seems to really work! Why don't more people use it?
>>64243727
I dont understand how Mark could lose 100+ pounds just for a 20 second role but Carrie didnt bother to lose any weight.
>>64237445
>>64242693
>226 am
So? She's bipolar. Everyone knows that crazy people are nocturnal.
im listening to mr plinkett and 2bh elder Carrie sounds kind of similar to him
>>64245644
he's obviously going to get more screen time in the next parts of the trilogy, you fuck wit
>>64245644
>but Carrie didnt bother to lose any weight.
But she did, did you see her 5 years ago?
>>64245976
>tfw Mike lost his virginity to Carrie Fisher at a star wars convention.
>>64245644
because mark is actually driven and talented, hes been doing semi minor acting roles since star wars and PLENTY of voice acting roles he loves
mark knows the value of a good performance, especially if its for the next star wars films, so he put the effort in and lost weight, mark is actually BASED
I think in her mind episode 7 released only a few years after episode 6 and we're all still in the 80's
>>64243727
How'd he do it?
>>64239284
it's literally impossible for a nigger to ruin their face when it starts out as shit.
>>64237329
Carrie, you may be twenty five years older than I am, but I would gladly put my dick in your hole. I've always wanted you Carrie. And i, as a young boy all those years ago who felt stiff in his pants when he saw you in that slave girl outfit of yours. oh my.
>>64244718
>people barely even talk about Air Force One
GET OFF MY PLANE
>>64239284
why, why why why whyw wwhy whyw why why why uy why wh yw why whwy whwywwh\whwywhjwhwwwhwhwhwhwhww
that's so disturbing though. like really, really unsettling. why, kim whyh...you're a nigger so naturally you would have aged gracefully, now you're a freak. a freak kim. why do this
Will Luke be as powerful in VIII as he is in the EU? As in being able to snap a Star Destroyer in half with his mind?
>>64237329
Her body probably aged better than her mind t.bh
