2>7
has the contrarian meme gone too far?
>>64235791
>Help
Seriously i can't wait to see what they will do for EP8-9-10 prequels.
>>64235815
no
1 > all
>>64235815
>/tv/
>meme going to far
How would that even be possible? This board is nothing but memes.
>>64235832
this will never be a meme, just stop now
>>64235815
Star Wars Holiday Special > all the movies
>>64235815
It's not a meme you fucking dip. God damn normies slurp up all kinds of shit, so why would you take their opinions at face value?
VII is objectively a terrible movie, and makes a solid case as being worse than most of the prequels. I wouldn't go as far as OP, but if you think that VII was good or great, you need to FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDIT
>>64235815
I created the prequels are good meme
i may have gone too far in a few places
I regret it tbqh
>>64235791
God, she's so fucking angelic. I wish I had cameras and hookups inside of her toilet and bathroom, recording and archiving 24/7.
>>64235815
>Hershlag
>Music
How isn't 2 better than 7?
>>64235791
love the custom-made dildo she has
> ywn make her smile by throwing a grenade into the window of a Palestinian school house
;_;
>>64235943
Yes. I enjoyed Natalies body of work in episode 2. Is there something wrong with that?
>>64235895
>>64235791
>>64235895
lol
>>64236053
>blue screen
>>64236038
>i really don't want to cause any sexual tension with this angsty, irascible, young celebate monk, what should I wear? I know just the thing!
>>64236153
>why didn't Lucas just build a full size alien battle arena?
>>64236053
Can we agree that Hershlag's midriff is the only redeemable thing about the prequels?
>>64236214
Not the only but surely the best thing about the prequels
>>64235791
stupid sexy padme
>>64236198
>>64236214
>>64235943
LONDON
EYE
WE
DO
>>64236254
Kill yourself cunt
>>64236293
u first senpaitachi
>>64236263
>that ass jiggle
TFA must truly be shit. /tv/ usually loves flicks when they first come out and then pretty soon the backlash starts.
SUPERIOR JEWISH GENES
>>64236394
tfa is a film retard
>>64236448
same thing
>>64236394
It's pretty impressive how bad JJ made it, considering he tried to be as safe as possible.
>>64235895
But 2 it's the worst of all the prequels. Literally only Christopher Lee kinda saves it, and he is not playing his best role.
>>64236252
undoubtedly
>>64235791
>>64236263
god that looks so fucking bad
>>64236577
she should try out for ninja warrior
>>64236577
look great famalam
looks better than TFA
>>64236687
If it's not some alien shit it's clearly a fucking pear not an apple.
>>64236204
>>64236263
>>64236577
Why are you posting these retard?
Looks way better than TFA
>>64236687
Do you know what a pear is you retard? It's the shape of your mom's fat, digusting body.
Also, wtf ANakin? Nigga just jacked like 3/4th of the bitches space pear. Probably gave her the shitty end too
>>64236741
dat heart
based jedis
>>64236741
I want to fuck Shaak Ti!
>>64236741
based well written/well acted jedis not soulles mary sue trash like rey
>>64236725
>>64236770
it's a CGI thingamajig m8, I like to think of it as an apple, sue me
>>64236828
It's not even apple shaped you mouthbreathing retard. Neck yourself.
>>64236263
BRAVO LUCAS
>>64236807
>well written/well acted
What is your favorite quote from Jedi master extra 1,2,3,4 and 5 ?
>>64236741
>those two swinging their swords at nothing
>mfw Redditors try to make II to look worse than VII
>>64235791
This,in terms of raw fun.
>>64236841
I just named the webm like whatever, if you weren't a mouthbreathing retard you'd be happy that some small percentage of /tv/ makes them and encourage it, it's not that simple and somewhat time consuming
>>64235895
I can guarantee you have no friends.
>>64236263
holy shit this has aged poorly
>>64236770
>be Hershlag
>wanna eat some nice pear
>stupid teenager steals it with his weird monk powers
>smile nerviously, maybe his autism stops here
>she cuts some shit bottom piece and sends it with his strange magic, keeps the rest for himself
>smile and eat internally wishing for the sperg monk to leave
>>64236758
people enjoy them, sorry it triggers you
>>64236841
It's a pear you autistic retard
>>64236929
looks great
breathtaking visuals
>>64236741
that asian's a qt
>>64236985
Nothing wrong here
That painting on the wall looks really nice
>>64236949
it doesn't look that bad if you actually watch the movie on blu ray
but either way, what you're looking at is the early stages of cgi in film, and it still holds up. tfa cgi is the same shit, just used less because of the uninspired turn the story has taken
>>64235895
>normies
>>>/r9k/
>Episode II will never, EVER be better than Episode VII
>>64237062
Hello Reddit!
>>64237042
>what you're looking at is the early stages of cgi in film
not true, ILM got a lot better at it since Ep I
>>64237062
>>64236949
>>64236624
>>64236263
>>64237062
>>64237034
OH GOD
>>64236741
Why the fuck is this directed so poorly? Why is it so shitty looking?
The entire point of this entire portion of the film is to make the Jedi look badass and be THE scene in all the films where the Jedi are in a big battle together.
And it fails. Miserably. The actors are obviously in a green screen room and have no idea what they are reacting to. All the camera angle is boring and sterile with no dynamism. The character designs are lame, nothing exciting or important happens. None of it feels real because it's all one big digital CGI cartoon.
For the polar opposite, see the battle on Takodana in TFA. It involves characters we care about. It all looks real because it was filmed on a set. When the rebel pilots appear, it's fucking awesome and the sequence of Poe Dameron fighting people in his X-Wing is really cool. When a random stormtrooper gets out his stun baton and has a melee fight with Finn (who's not even a jedi), it's got more weight and emotion in it that the entire of Attack of the Clones.
Prequelfags need to get a fucking grip.
>>64236928
those kids are terrible with their lightsabers. it's no wonder they were all murdered
>>64237111
>>64237118
reddit-posting should be an instant and permanent ban.
you're not fucking funny
>>64236204
that rip makes no sense
>>64236123
>>64236204
>>64236263
>>64236577
>>64236687
>>64236741
>>64236928
>>64236929
>>64236985
Holy shit this looks worse than I remember
>>64236511
>But 2 it's the worst of all the prequels
Still better than 7.
>>64237143
Heya reddit!
You just don't understand experimental arthouse kinography I can't blame you
Just bring your shit taste somewhere else!
>>64237183
this a new meme?
can I join in?
>>64237189
Trying too hard, mate.
>>64237143
Hello reddit!
It was entirely Lucas' intention to make the battle in AotC seem mythical and unreal. The clone wars were so large scale that years later they be deemed a legend.
Old Ben mentions his fighting in the wars with Anakin, but many dismiss Ben as a delusional old man. People just couldn't believe the scale of the war
>>64236928
You're doing God's work, webmfag.
You wouldn't happen to have Force Awakens footage to make webms with do you?
>>64236985
What game is this?
>>64237160
>le ebin "Troll meme"
haha "Trolled" get it? "Trolled" lel.
End it lad.
>>64237248
thanks m8, sorry no, I never download camrips
>>64237239
Im pretty sure Luke didnt think the clone wars were legend because all record of it looked like shitty CGI
>>64237239
This. The whole "Lucas is a genius" isn't a fucking meme, it's truth. Underage children just don't understand it
>>64237223
get some taste pleb
Watch your shitty marvel wars
Thanks to my superior taste I can appreciate the prequels for what they are
Independent arthouse kinography
Lucas is truly a fantastic director and genius visionary
Cocknose can dream of getting anywhere close to George
>>64236758
>delusional millennial
I know we're all playing pretend, but out there are people whose favorite Star Wars is EP 2
>>64236577
>that behind the scenes footage where she's cutely annoyed with George because she's just jumping around on a blue set
>>64237333
>I know we're all playing pretend
Found the redditor
>>64237333
Hel0 Tedit
>>64237162
>AUGGHHHH WAHHHH HAW HAW WAHHH
Guys we're making lil snoo snoo cry
>>64236929
>Padme will never bounce on your dick
why even live
>>64237333
But it was fun.
>>64237378
>I can't defend my shitty opinions
Not even him
>>64236741
there was a rumor n sync was in the battle as jedi lol
>>64237143
>The entire point of this entire portion of the film is to make the Jedi look badass
Goddamit, you really should stop posting if movies targeted at 10-years old are too complicated for you.
The entire point of this entire portion was to show Jedi as losing their grip, out of touch with reality, overconfident and believing that merely showing up would be enough to force a surrender.
>All the camera angle is boring and sterile with no dynamism.
Shit taste in cinematography confirmed. The "dynamic" camerawork is cancer, as TFA, among other movies, had proven.
>It involves characters we care about.
Who are those "we"?
>It all looks real because it was filmed on a set.
It doesn't.
>When the rebel pilots appear, it's fucking awesome and the sequence of Poe Dameron fighting people in his X-Wing is really cool.
Shit taste in action confirmed. That sequence was the exact moment when the antagonists started turning into a total fucking joke.
>>64237468
What's it like being a underage cuckold? Serious question.
I wish it was fun, a few interesting designs and battle scenes but other than that its a fucking snooze fest and the biggest eyesore out of any of them
>>64237507
whats it like being a newfag who can literally only spout memes?
>>64237482
Fucking REKT
>>64237482
Superior taste wins again
OT fags btfo
>>64237541
>MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME
Literally you.
>>64236828
Breddy gud. You netted three noobs with that one.
>>64237111
Donald Trump was in Home Alone?
>>64235791
Are the Skywalkers the galaxy's sexiest family?
>>64237239
>>64237321
this is good, old-fashioned trolling played straight.
good stuff people, take notes if you want to "bait" people.
>>64238327
>hurr... people disagree with me they must be trolling!
Fuck off, asshole. I won't say that Lucas is a genius or anything, but it's pretty fucking obvious that the prequels went over a lot of people's heads. It really was too complicated for a casual audience.
And TFA is catered to that casual audience. Calling it Marvel Wars is NOT inaccurate.
>>64237111
Hello Reddit! Make sure to post this fresh meme to /r/4chan!
>>64235791
Let's settle the meme
>Prequels had better OST than originals & VIII
>Prequels had a better original idea than originals & VIII
>Prequels had Podracing 4,5,6 & 7 didn't
>Prequels & Original trilogy had a Fett whilist 7 had phasma
>Prequels & Original had Sheev in it whilist 7 has SNOKE xD
And
>Prequels had some acting issues that were unnoticeable in any other language other than english
>Someone fucked up and added a "Noooooo" sound effect to Darth Vader in the 3rd film but it's alright
T b h Prequels = Originals > 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o--bLEobBFY
>>64236687
>mfw he's force feeding her
>>64239283
Shit post
The original trilogy is garbage just as bad as TFA
The PT is awesome and better in every single aspect
>>64237378
>shitposting unironically
why hello there, reddit
>>64235895
YOU CAN TELL THA' TA KANJICLOB
>>64236577
Postingnegativeopinionsonthebiowareforums.png
>>64235791
HNNNNNNNNG.......
>>64236198
>Why didn't he just genetically engineer a race of flying termite people? That's what James Cameron would do.
>Why didn't he actually go to to an galaxy far away and shot on location? Sure with space travel speeds being what they are, only our descendants 9000 years from now would get to see the movie, but at least we'd die happy and content knowing it was shot on real location, with real aliens as extras and shot on REAL FILM none of this digital bullshit!
>>64239502
>420 image
I think you need to direct your post to yourself.
The Command & Conquer cut scenes aged better than this
5>4>6>3>7>2>1
The only thing Ep1 had was the podrace and Darth Maui.
Ep2 had Obi vs Jango, Count Dooku wrecking shit and Natalie looking about ad fine as a human being can look.
>Speeder bikes
Return of the Jedi wins on that alone.
>>64240118
If you look at this and saying me that these doesnt doesn't look on pair with TFA then you are lying
>>64240173
True, but 7 has nothing.
>>64240174
What image in film history, is cooler than a storm trooper on a speeder bike?
>>64240215
'sup Reddit, howse it going
VI will always be the best chapter of thelego video game saga.
>>64240173
I'm actually pretty ok with that sequence. Maybe swap 2 and 1.
The SW films map quite well to the Final Fantasy games
>>64240173
>>64240262
Anything else to say ? Besides memes, of course. Like something that would make me change my mind.
>>64240342
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME;
There in only ONE (1,I) objectively CORRECT order to rank these films. MAKE SURE you remember this because I WILL NOT repost it!
>V
>III
>IV
>I
>VI
>VII
>II
If you disagree, you need to GO BACK TO REDDIT
>>64240325
It is the perfect sequence because there is nothing worse than Jake Loyd.
...also ep1 has maximum Jar Jar.
>>64238273
Sup reddit
>>64240173
>>64240342
>>64240380
What kind of image quality you want senpai?
>>64240452
this is garbage
Clone Wars cartoon> 1=2=3>>>>>7>>>>>6>>>>4>>>>Holiday special>>>>>5
>>64240452
>literally reddit: the ranking
the superior list is
>V
>IV
>I
>VII
>VI
>III
>II
>>64240452
but thats disgusting
>>64240543
Yo reddit!
>>64240493
nice
>>64240544
>>64240539
>>64240543
>>64240567
>the prequels are bad films
>>64237218
Plenty of room, get on
>>64240543
>ep1 at #3.
Confirmed for underage.
>>64240452
I'd say VII should be at the bottom, but otherwise I think you'r pretty much right.
>>64239520
As a Scottish person I literally sank into my seat when this fucking joke popped up
>>64240664
It's really hard to make a worse film than II though. It's a shame too, because the party where Obiwan is doing his detective stuff, and the last 20 minutes or so are really, really good.
>>64240658
>thinking ep3 is the best prequel
the only people who think this are the ones who were too young to watch the other two in the cinema
and that's a fucking fact
>>64240704
Ew. Do you actually live in Scotland unironically? Why?
>>64240614
No they are not you fedoratipper autist
They are great FILMS not plebby movies like the OT
>We'll never have a Hershlag thread without contrarian shitters posting their shitty Star Wars film rankings and praising the prequels
Feels bad
>>64235815
>contrarian
hello reddit!
>>64240714
Exactly, all the Naboo stuff is killing it. I think I'd only place it before VII because of nostalgia, first time I saw it I was still a kid.
>>64236687
I kinda liked this scene. Toobad their romance was so poorly written.
>>64240754
stop reminding me please
>>64236263
>chaotic, battle with multiple characters and enemies
>frantic, fast-paced
>I can still tell what's going on
>I'm told this is worse than modern movies that rely on close-ups and shakey cams that make following the action incomprehensible
You know what, fuck it, I just don't give a shit anymore.
>>64240951
>I'm acting
>>64235895
Hey, you're getting shit but I completely agree
what the fuck is this shit ? why the special effect on the 3 first movie are so shit ? i know it's remastered but it's look so retarded.
>>64241035
>not watching the despecialized edition
>>64241035
Yeah right the OT is trash
PT all the way
5>4>6>7>>>3>>>>2>>>>>1
If you disagree consider switching to the short bus
>>64235791
Why is her outfit exactly like Kylos?
This is probably the only decent video I've seen highlighting the issues with The Force Awakens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNAy7yCMyBw&
>>64236928
>that webm
i know this is all a meme but i fucking hate george lucas for making this stupid shit
>>64241274
Although ep 1 is better than ep 3.
>>64241381
What's wrong with that scene?
Showing how jedis used remotes for training is something most people wanted to see
>>64235791
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5919C8DE6F720A2D
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL56E3EB1DFD4B64A2
https://youtu.be/ABcXyZn9xjg
Nope. Anyone who replies to this is just butthurt/contrarian
>>64241285
He wants to be his Grandpa but he dresses like his Granny.
>>64241604
Bonjour Reddit!
>>64235791
>>64239441
>>64240975
>I'm being directed
ftfy
>>64236687
>her fucking terrified forced smile
>her bizarre look of confusion
>everything about this scene and it's awkwardness
But no, no, they're in love, can't you see? Fucking terrible.
>>64236929
>that jiggle
>>64243606
>her fucking terrified forced smile
Now I want a smug pepe Anakin sexually harassing a feel Padme with force.
>>64243872
>terrified forced smile
Pretty sure that's my fetish
7 isn't even Star Wars, why rank it
it's about as Star Wars as that bland ass Star Trek 2009 snorefest JJ produced was "Star Trek"
Really, it's going to be forgotten as fuck once they spam us with 5 more movies
ep 2 is 2deep4/tv/
consistently rated the worst of the series when in fact its the best of the prequels and on par with the originals
>>64240452
>empire
>good
Empire is good for taking a nap between the Hoth stuff and Luke fighting Vader.
>>64242203
this is a gutsy choice for less than a year after 9/11
>>64236263
Wow that actually looks like a cartoon, holy shit.
>>64244583
>truth
the intro is cool and then its a 45 minute puppet show till the end
>>64235815
>Being contrarian towards sexy Herschlag booty
>>64236577
https://youtu.be/gqRdT8m1Suo?t=7s
>>64244604
>tfw queen of naboo will never kneel before you
>>64241682
lol but also dumb as fuck Jar Jar can't make new things.
>>64235791
She's literally wearing a blanket as a scarf.
>>64240452
I'm ok with this
>>64240452
>he enjoyed revenge of the sith
>Nata Lee Hershlag had a child and it wasn't yours
>You will never convert to Judaism for her
>>64235791
should've been cast as Old Leia
>>64240452
3 has the worst fucking dialog
And the second worst acting.
You are beyond retarded
It goes
V
IV
VII
VI
Getting hit in the balls
3
2
1
>>64236938
I take offense to that.
I have no friends and I don't want to be put on the same level as an idiot who thinks the prequels were anything but dogshit.
Anyone know how hairy Natalie keeps her downstairs?
>>64240452
>I WILL NOT repost it!
Thank fuck for that.
moar hershlag u fuccin keks
>>64239441
>>64235791
When did you graduate high school OP?
V
I
III
II
IV
VI
VII
