Remember when /tv/ thought these two scenes were consecutive?
Proof that /tv/ is retarded.
Remember when /tv/ thought this was Chewie or Han?
Proof that /tv/ is retarded.
Remember when /tv/ thought she was fucking scratching the ship?
Proof that /tv/ is retarded.
Remember when /tv/ thought Chewie was about to be an hero by exploding the Millenium Falcon?
Proof that /tv/ is retarded.
Remember baneposting?
Proof that /tv/ is retarded.
>>64234481
Proof that JJ is retarded. This would have been a better ending.
>Kylo sabers Han. He doesn't get killed but is badly wounded and will die.
>Han decides to fly on the aluminum falcon one last time, filled with explosives.
>Chewie follows him in death because bromance.
>They enter speed of light and collide vs death star 3
>Blow it all up
This isn't widely accepted Dance of /tv/ yet
Proof that /tv/ is retarded.
>>64235281
>no millennial falcon in the next 2 movies
but the toy shekels goyim
>>64235281
Kylo Ren in charge of killing someone successfully.
That would have made it even more retarded
>>64235281
Should've definitely been the ending of Jedi.
>>64235360
I'm too fat to dance
Remember when /tv/ said there was going to be no opening title crawl, and it was going to go immediately to Rey scavenging?
>>64235360
He was most likely drunk because he was coping with the fact that jew jew is fucking him in the ass
