>The Force literally fell asleep
>>64233779
How fucking poor and dirty do you have to be to dress in "Salvaged Gauze wraps"? Fuck, I'm mad.
>>64233860
The Chosen One tier poor
>>64233779
I'll keep that hairstyle in mind incase I have to survive in the desert.
>>64233779
>Simple hairstyle designed for desert survival
Maybe she should have worn a burka. Heard those are quite helpful when it comes to "desert survival"
>>64233779
>using literally figuratively
>>64233779
If the Force has been dormant WTF has Kylo Ren been doing all this time. Do they really think Force only counts if it's the good guys? God damn these writers don't even watch Star Wars.
>>64233779
>Not wearing parts of a tent cover
>Not wearing some kind of hat
It's like they just looked at ep 4 and said "Yea but with a girl."
>>64233779
>simple hairstyle designed for desert survival
>wears makeup
The girl has some very strange priorities.
I don't think you can gt more chosen one that this garbage
And lmao@ Luke disappearing as if the force is somehow a living being that just couldn't find Luke anymore
Did the Force try looking under the drawers or behind the washing machine?
>>64233779
>lives in literal fantasy desert
>not dressed as literal real life desert dwellers
>>64233779
Her exposed britbong arm would get sunburnt in minutes.
>>64233779
>Living in the desert for her whole life
>Perfect, unblemished white skin and face
>Perfect hair
>No scars from living a harsh life on a shit planet
>Wearing generic robes instead of proper desert clothing
FUCK OFF JJ YOU HACK
>>64233779
>people trusted JJ
>people trusted Disney
Loving every laugh
Who the fuck writes these Star Wars visual books? Every one I've seen posted on here always has some really stupid description or explanation
Like "desert survival hair" or another one was something about kylo ren's hand symbol or some shit
>>64235395
they've always been that way, even the OT ones I had as a kid
for example Lando had a 'winning smile'
>>64234129
but she did have a burka like thing
ACCUSING FINGER
>>64235150
Yo she lived in a Sephora store in the desert.
Why is Rey so much cuter than Daisy Ridley?
>>64235450
That's fair for Lando though.
>>64233779
>flash suppressing/stablising muzzle
For what fucking purpose?
>>64235584
not cuter than topless corpse daisy
GUYS WHAT IF REY IS QUI-JON REINCARNATION/SEED?
THEY LOOK ALIKE DON'T THEY?
jesus fuck
I can understand if the force is awakened for a force sensitive
but the idea that the entire force was "sleeping" is the most god damn retarded thing ever.
the more I know of the new SW lore the more I hate that piece of fuck movie
>positive grip
>interstellar orange
>"So Jedi are real?"
>1 hour later she starts using jedi mind tricks out of nowhere with 0 training
how
>>64235866
Reading threads is hard, isn't it?
What is she staring at?
>>64233779
>simple hairstyle designed for desert survival
riiiight, why not just shave it off? she still wanted to look cute
Episode V
>"Life creates it. Makes it grow. Luminous beings are we, not the crude matter."
Episode VII
>"The Force fell asleep."
Everyone in here is mad about the 6th sequel in a sci fi FANTASY movie that has never even pretended to be realistic is not realistic.
Not sure why everyone expected it to be super fucking amazing anyways. As if any one movie can live up to a decade of TV shows, movies, video games, comics, novels, and board games. There was fighting, people died, lots of fan-service. Just about the best you can do when you're on episode 7 out of 1000 different lore critical materials. At least it's not 3 hours of politics and an awful romance.
>>64235828
>Snap hails from Akiva
lel
>>64235804
>The Force is a field created by all living things. It surroundsusand penetrates us;it bindsthe galaxy together. Sometimes though it eats too many chicken wings and goes into a food coma.
>>64235933
Episode I
>MIDICHLORIANS
>>64233779
>Simple hairstyle
...with three ponytails
>Designed for desert survival
has had the same haircut since she was dropped off on the planet.
Why did the Force go into shock or whatever from a handful of apprentices getting killed but it didn't react that way when the entire Jedi Order was wiped out by Order 66?
>>64235450
Well that's just a factual observation.
>>64235450
"they've always been that way"
Maybe for your prequel-shit generation but ours had quality descriptions and art. You get CGI shit and photos lmao
>millennials are fukd
>>64236388
speak for yourself, clearly you've never read the Visual Dictionaries. Essential Guides are not the same you dumb fuck.
>>64236420
>disney still trying to say 'it's just like the OT'
>>64235828
>that fat fuck cop from heroes
goddamnit
>>64233779
>lives in the desert
>has no visible tan
>>64233860
>Salvaged Gauze wraps
dont you mean, new jedi order robes?
>>64235828
>fat nerd-like guy plays x-wing pilot
poetry
>>64235907
>implying rey fags make a compelling case
>>64236007
>this movie isn't perfect but fuck you for wanting it to be good
>at least it isn't that movie that I have the opposite standards for
Le prequels are the worst, nudge nudge wink wink
Link your reddit account so I can send some gold
>>64236762
If you know their arguments then why are you asking again?
>>64235828
>Porkins belly run
Top kek
>>64236888
I didn't ask
And even still they don't answer the question
>>64235866
Mary sueism is strong in this one
>>64233779
I remember they tested that pod racing kid's blood to find some kind of evidence of jedi or smth.
Did they do that with this chick?
Haven't watched it yet.
>>64233779
>>64235828
>simple hairstyle designed for desert survival
Literally thought this was one of those 7/10 would not fuck images
She's as shitty writen as Anakin in E1, literally perfect at everything and will always succeed.
they should have had enough sith lord who was actually a threat fight her so we could get a gauge n how strong she was
>>64235828
>fat guy and retarded girl
Wait those were real actors and not fans who won a contest? I didn't believe they were pilots for a second.
>>64236933
>And even still they don't answer the question
I think you might be retarded.
>>64236997
I hope Disney retcons the midichlorians somehow. Worst thing about the prequels.
>>64234371
There are two layers to the Force, the Cosmic Force, and the Living Force. Most Force abilities that you see used, things like telekinesis or enhanced physical abilities, draw on the Living Force that flows through life forms. Things like peering into the future, though, draw on the Cosmic, or Unifying, Force.
>>64235288
Should have been obvious that it was going to be soulless shit the moment they announced they were tossing Lucas' s ideas entirely desu senpai.
>>64233779
>Simple hair style
Is this a fucking bait ?
>>64235919
my big hard dick
>>64236388
uhh the first visual dictionary was for the original trilogy in 1997 and this one is exactly the same
>tfw tactical hair styling
>>64237155
yup, the fat guy played Matt Parkman (psychic cop) on Heroes.
>>64235450
meanwhile episode I visual dictionary had "ferrous pigmented sclera" as a description
>>64234541
D U N E
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>>64237252
Which video game did you get that idea from
>>64235828
... is that fucking CHarlene Yi?
>>64235828
>accusing finger
>The cosmic Force has lain dormant, seemingly quieted to those able to sense its presence
I thought the Force was everything. Everything consists of the Force
>>64237595
Is accusing finger a sith power?
>>64237595
>almost unstoppable
>unless against anyone with a lightsaber
>>64237595
Is Mark secretly a Sith?
>>64237814
>while Kylo Ren chooses to utilise the 'accusing finger' as a means of attack, Luke Skywalker's years of training allows him to counter this when in the stance of 'whoever smelt it dealt it'
>>64237814C-U-C-K-O-L-D
>>64233779
>The Force literally fell asleep
Maybe this is why Rey is so strong in the film. The Force is waking up after a sleep so it's got some excess energy.
>>64237814
Why is he pointing at the camera in every single picture?
>>64237814
He's the Joker's voice. I don't think it qualifies as a secret that there is great evil within him.
>>64237666
I'd think you'd already know, Satan.
>>64237933
Explain
>>64235668
So they don't see that flash of the blaster, only the huge red beam coming out of the muzzle. It's stealth, obviously.
>>64237994
years of being fat cunt have probably lowered his self esteem a whole bunch so he reverts to his trusty 'I looked good in that one photo now I instinctively do it every time' pose
same thing can be observed on people's facebook photos
>>64236007
>lots of fan-service
>No topless Leia
>'fan service' now means 'quoting the old movies as awkwardly as possible'
>>64237188
Here I'll spell it out for you since you don't understand basic English nuance:
They TRY to answer the question
They FAIL to answer the question because their reasons are shit
Therefore they still haven't answered the question.
You good now?
>>64237574
the completely canon TCW series senpai
>white person living in the desert
>not sun burnt to hell and beyond
>>64238078
The original Star Wars was about introducing Harrison Ford as an actor, Ford was the insider, he literally worked with Lucas in his previous film. Ford is Jewish and Lucas was in with the Jewish crowd.
pic related sums up the original Star Wars.
TFA was about Luke Skywalker yet he didn't have a single line in the film, that is literally a c.u.c.k.
>>64238351
only the starwars movies are canon.
nothing from the books games or tv shows have ever been included in a movie, not even referenced.
>>64233779
>hairstyle designed for desert survival
I never knew a normal bun is considered desert survival ready.
>>64238244
Confirmed for retard.
>>64235395
>>64239720
Try this one buddy
>>64240071
>>64239720
What the fuck is this shit
looks like one of these "Benis" memes
