>implying Rey won't single-handedly raise a crashed Star Destroyer out of a Canyon successfully on her first try after being instructed to by Luke
>She's better than Yoda!
What other feats do you think will she accomplish in Ep 8?
>>64230003
She'll probably lose one of her limbs for maximum pottery
in ep 9 they will build another bigger starlkiller base and rey will use to force to fly right into it and cut it in half
>>64230041
there's no way that would be allowed. Hollywood is reluctant to inflict violence on female leads for fear of being sexist.
>>64230003
She will be the first High Priestess of a reformed Church of the Force.
She will resurrect San Tekka.
>>64230130
She will do it herself as a sign of femal empowerment.
daisy thread? daisy thread
>>64230321
God, she's so ugly
I secretly want Disney to run with this Mary Sue thing to its logical conclusion. If we cannot have a serious Star Wars, at least give us an entertaining one.
I wanna see how perfect they can write her.
>>64230429
Saint Rey
>>64230003
She will grow a penis
>>64230321
>>64230355
>tfw I'll never get to suckle her cute little boobies like I'm her baby