GENERAL
TELL
WHEN I WAS
>>64229748
THAT
>>64229729
Pls tell me he isn't voiced by benedick cucumbersnatch.
>>64229789
who fucking cares, just watch the goddamn movie asshole
>>64229816
>Shut up goy just give me your money and watch it
>>64229729
Snoke = warped Hayden Christensen confirmed
>>64229767
A SITH LORD
>>64229816
Actually somebody asked me if I wanted to see it with them, but I said no. I refuse to. I literally dreamed beating the shit out of JJ Abrams after serving him soup.
>>64229845
What if Darth Vader didn't die and no looks like an actual burn victim?
>>64229853
MY FATHER TOOK ME TO THE REPUBLIC
>>64229829
KANJICLUB
>>64229845
>Snoke = warped Hayden Christensen confirmed
We already know who it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd_8-NCN5CU
>>64229729
SOMEBODY
>>64229994
IT'S AFRAID
>>64229729
Scares, Marks and other things implying that he died.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
A YOUNG BOY!
when will be Ghostbousters released?
AND THEN
ACTIVATE
THE
>Star Wars episode VIII:
>The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Darth Plagueis
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
WEAPON
>>64229967
ONCE TOLD ME
Literally looks like voldemort. Why can't hollywood be more original?
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CRAAAAAAAAAWLIN' IN MYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>64229789
What do you mean voiced by? That's actually Benedict Cumberbatch.
Kylo Ren received a lightsaber wound to the face in a similar position that snoke has. What if snoke is Kylo Ren from the future?
>>64229729
A SITH
LORD?
What if Snoke is Kylo Ren from the future?
They have both have lightsaber looking wounds on their faces
>>64230447
>>64230483
Hive mind
kanjiklub?
>>64230608
TELL THAT TO
>>64229729
Looks like Freddy from the Nightmare on Elm Street remake.
>>64229908
TO SEE SOME CLONE TROOPERS
I cannot fucking believe this film hasn't spawned any good memes. TRAITOR is garbage. GENERAL is garbage. There's nothing.
>>64230664
>>64230664
YER A DEAD MAN
>>64230707
straight garbage
>>64230664
That's a good sign, iih.
>>64230719
good to see you
>>64229729
Just HOW mind-fucky would that be if Snoke isn't Plagious after all? Or a male for that matter. (The original concept for Snoke was female.)
JJ wouldn't dare. Would he? Because holy shit add 60 years and a bunch of scars.
>>64230793
not canon
>>64230664
it's because the movie was completely bland and unmemorable
>>64230924
She is, though.
>>64230992
I can't believe no one has done the obviousWORLD FIRST SOLO KILL
>>64230992
So what are the ebin memes?
There's TRAITOR, GENERAL, Kanjiklub and Part Time?
>>64230924
She was in Clone Wars, hence canon.
>>64231083
if it's not in the movies it's not canon, autists
>>64229865
> hasn't watched it
> says it's shit
Kill yourself you arrogant retard.
>>64231104
retard
>>64231104
>>64231104
>The term Star Wars canon refers to the collection of Star Wars media considered officially canon by Lucasfilm. Details regarding characters and events reflect the official depictions of the Star Wars story-line throughout the franchise.
>The official Star Wars canon consists of the seven released Star Wars theatrical feature films, the Star Wars animated film and television series The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, and any other material released after April 25, 2014, unless otherwise stated.
I would call you a retard, but you probably feel stupid enough as it is.
>>64229729
The question is: How big guy Snoke is? Is he normally big, or a giant as his hologram? Or a dwarf who uses the giant hologram to compensate for his manletiness?
>>64230793
I don't know why every character wasn't female, two bee awnist familam
It is 2015 after all
>>64231179
>How big guy Snoke is?
A big guy.
>>64231179
they never learn
>>64231196
but for who?
>>64231162
The whole 'Clone Wars is not canon' thing is Babby's First Gatekeeping. Seen it a dozen times before.
>>64231139
>>64231157
>>64231162
cartoons aren't canon you gay cunts, grow up
>>64231244not u
>>64229994
Is that a crab?
>>64230793
The question I would pose would be what the fuck would her motivation even be? The Sith tried to murder her because Palpatine realized her will was stronger than Anakin's and he'd have no way of 'locking down' control over her.
Of course she doesn't really have any love for the Jedi either. Maybe she's just making them both beat each other literally to death because she wants the Galaxy rid of them once and for all. And the First Order are useful idiots.
>>64229789
It's Benedict Cumberbatch. Voiced by Andy Serkis.
>>64231413
You are wrong as usual.
>>64230652
>Looks like Freddy from the Nightmare on Elm Street remake.
Welp, I guess this time the kids aren't JUST going to die. There shall be diddling of the diddly side before death soothes them.
>>64230707
>YER A DED MON
>>64230052
MY FATHER
>>64230066
haha.
fuckin never!
>>64231335
>calls others babbys for not liking Clone Wars
>watches a cartoon made for children
Anyone else hoping Snoke turns out to be short like Yoda but with a massive complex about it?
>>64230660
HE SAID, 'SON WHEN YOU GROW UP'
'WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE SHEEVPOSTERS'
'THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED'
'WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM, THE REDDITORS, AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS'
'BECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU, A FORCE HOLOGRAM'
'TO JOIN THE REPUBLIC'
>>64232800
>Anyone else hoping Snoke turns out to be short like Yoda but with a massive complex about it?
No. I was hyped as fuck when I thought he was a giant Sith Lord. Then he flickered and I remembered the same scene happened in V, because JJ doesn't want to be original in anything except bad ideas.
Deflated. That was THE ONLY THING this guy had going. After all, why should most humanoid aliens be virtually the same size as humans? Why can only brutes be gigantic?
Fuck this movie. It plays whack'em all on every good idea that looms.
Daily reminder Leia = Snoke
>>64233476
>Snort
was that the wolfman at the cantina thing?
>>64233520
hehehe
what is snoke is obi wan? why the fuck not? remember "if you strike me down I will become a bigger guy than you can possibly imagine"?
>>64233587
>"if you strike me down I will become a bigger guy than you can possibly imagine"?
>from a certain point of view
>he was a good friend
Never trust Obifuck Kuntobi.
>>64233587
speaking of obiwan
wasnt there dialogue from him or someshit in the movie?
>>64229729
>the current year
>not posting the webm
>>64233622
>>he was a good friend
That's why Kylo is so obsessed with Vader. He wants to be like him so he can be good friends with Obi-wan
>>64234416
I want a movie based on the force unleashed. Playing it lately solely for the story because it's kinda shit, but oh fucking hell would I like a movie on that.
>set between III and IV
>Darth Vader finds a very promising child who's so strong with the force that he can take vader's own saber from him
>Vader trains the kid as a Sith for years
>the plan is to use that apprentice to kill the Emperor, same as he would later want to do with Luke
>you play as the apprentice, and your continue Order 66 by going on assassination errands, killing the Jedi that are left
Fuck me, imagine that as a movie. IMAGINE.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JEWJEW, IMAGINE.
>>64234543
i want a shadows of the empire movie
more dash rendar
>>64234067
that's one heck of a shitty WEBM...
>>64234543
>Vader comes to the Jedi
>"I sense someone much stronger than you; where is your master, Jedi?"
>"I have no master."
>They fight.
>Vader about to force choke the shit out of the Jedi
>His saber flies off his hands
>a little kid did that, holds saber's red saber, looking anxiously at his father
>Vader kills the Jedi daddy
>troopers enter the room, about to shoot the kid
>Vader kills them all
>saves the kid, takes him home
Fucking glorious.
>>64234631
chills.....
>>64234573
>i want a shadows of the empire movie
>more dash rendar
I played the shit out of that game... Right in the feels. I don't even remember the plot, but I'll probably remember every single level in that game.
>that spoopy junkyard level with the robot killer
>not sure why it's spoopy
>>64234658
>sewers level
>those sounds
>the sounds of the AT-ST
>the sounds of anything in that game
>>64234645
Imagine: you'd get to see Vader somewhat trying to be like a father to someone, the way he never will be to Luke and Leia. Dark Side daddy, without getting too emotional (he treats the apprentice like a bitch in the game).
Fucking hell why is it so hard to come up with a compelling story, JJ? I mean really... It has to be about the CHARACTERS and you can't go wrong. Lucas was right, if you focus on the ships and pewpew, you end up doing shit because the spice of it all is the personal strifes of everyone.
You want feels?
Watch this and imagine if it was a trailer for the new Star Wars...
You will cry, I assure you.
https://youtu.be/Nzq9epS2b1A
>>64229729
is this from starwars?
what is he?
>>64230664
TELL THAT TO GANJAKLUB
>>64229729
Darth Plaeguis!!!!!
>>64234743
>dat trailer
>dem feels
>dat characterisation
>dat cinematography
>mfw I care more for this trailer than I did for the entirety of TFA
>mfw it'll never be a movie
>>64232691
>>64230052
>>64229908
>>64229853
>>64229785
>>64229767
>>64229748
Please return to your containment website.
>>64235732
BIG
>>64235944
BLACK
>>64229922
OI! WhataboutmeKANJICLUB?
>>64230664
GENERAL!
>>64229729
> Swing away...
