I don't want to let myself get hyped, but this could be good right? Tell me there's hope /tv/
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/exclusive-first-look-michael-fassbender-assassin-creed/
Solid cast/director, if they include the creepy-as fook abstergo stuff from the first game in the modern day segments this could be paced well
>>64227423
I'm somewhat excited about this if only because of the cast and the director and such. AC is a shit series, but has a pretty interesting concept that's never fully explored, so it could be nice.
Also, it's set in a very interesting era and setting.
It's likely gonna be shitty tho.
>>64227437
Hunger tbqh famalam
There is hope, people involded seem competent. Tbqh the source material isnt all that great to begin with though.
>>64227461
If they (almost) completely ignore it and instead do their own thing it could be great, as AC's core concept is quite interesting. It's the story (and well, the gameplay in general) where they shit the bed.
Will Fassbender ever be free from shit movies?
>>64227488
true
>>64227455
not enough shit on the walls.
>>64227529
If he ever learns to act, maybe.
Take this trash to /v/.
>>64227488
>>64227461
If they take the core concept of Abstergo and how it works it could make for good viewing, take >>64227437 for example, if they play it less "evil corporate business giant" and more "creepy religious detention facility" it could make for tense stuff, while the shit set in the past would be the action part of the film.
>video game adaptations
>ever good
Why get your hopes up, feggits?
>>64227573
Unfortunately, I think that's just the prison he's in, he's in the Death Row. Abstergo supposedly frees him or something like that because they want Aguilar's memories.
jesus christ, not another meme flick. will it ever end?
>>64227423
No it will be yet another SJW filled PC piece of shit like every other fucking movie made now and in the last ten years.
>>64227602
But the little window behind looks like the templar cross windows .-.
>>64227613
Literally reddit: the post
>>64227711
Hey Reddit!
>>64227711
>>64227717
sup reddit
>Ezio
>Not Altair
Into the trash
>>64227711
>>64227717
>>64227743
samefag
I'm pretty bummed out that the only search results you get for the word assassin are lame ass video game stills.
>>64227697
That's a priest who's presumably giving him his last rites before his execution
>>64227743
down vote
>>64227769
I bet you get bummed a lot, m8.
>>64227747
He is not Ezio
Its set in Spain and his name is Agular or some shit
>>64227839
Agular Orsumsheit?
>>64227839
Yes he's a black, gay transsexual
>>64227809
i'll m8 your bum bet
>>64227809
kek
from what I've heard, this seems to be Fassbender's pet project or some shit, so while I don't have any expectations until I've seen a trailer of it, I don't have any reasons to think too bad about it either
the games, however, have completely lost the fucking plot and ubisoft may as well trash the series completely
if the filmmakers have a shred of intelligence in their brains, they won't utilize the godforsaken awful 'forerunner' subplot
>>64227839
>Through a revolutionary technology that unlocks his genetic memories, Callum Lynch (Michael Fassbender) experiences the adventures of his ancestor, Aguilar, in 15th Century Spain. Callum discovers he is descended from a mysterious secret society, the Assassins, and amasses incredible knowledge and skills to take on the oppressive and powerful Templar organization in the present day.
I wonder if they'll have a nod towards based Ezio. I believe this takes place after his time.
Even if the series is a pile of shit now, I think Ezio is gonna go down as one of the great, memorable video game protagonists.
>>64227839
Original character?
Still trash!
>I DON'T HAVE A VIDEO GAME PLAYER
I wonder how many dank memes this film will produce
>>64227839
>not set in the crusades
Why?
>>64227945
Ezio was in Spain too, in that DS game I think,as well as in Brotherhood, fighting Cesare Borgia (show father Rodrigo was a Spaniard).
So maybe.
>>64227945
literally who?
>>64228046
It's set in the Dank Meme Ages, that is why.
>>64228067
*whose, not show.
Assassin's Creed's story is awful. They should have just done it anthology style, each game a new generation assassin fighting the Templars through the ages. No Desmond, no mind-time-travel, no future at all. Just games with fun play mechanics and a reasonable story.
>>64228081
Star Lord.
>>64227867
That's a funny name
Shiet
>>64227437
I never played the games, but the whole story sounds nuts, did they make up the modern day stuff? It sounds like a rip off of the Nick Cave Gladiator 2 script that never got made.
>>64228106
As much as I think the Ezio games were the high point, the series really jumped the shark with the Graham Hancock Ancient (not-) Ayyliums shit.
>>64228124
The concept is pretty interesting, it's just poorly delivered and gets kinda absurd when they start introducing "ancient astronauts" and sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
>>64228106
I remember this leaked vid on YouTube that I think was one of the first that showed the very first Assassin's Creed game as a science-fiction game and it's very telling looking at the reaction the people in the old comments had.
Because up to that point everyone thought it was just gonna be a historical game. Now of course the whole modern day Abstergo shit is loved by most people, but secretly the people invested in the game from the start definitely knew it was gonna be shit and ruin the series overall.
>>64228111
kek
>>64227926
I hope you realize this is going to be pro-Muslim propaganda.
>Muh Al-Andalus was a paradise on earth
I can already see it now, Fassbender will have to enlist the help of good goy Muslims to help him fight the evil christians in Spain.
>>64227423
My dick is prepared for this movie, anyone know what her "role" will be?
>>64228124
DUDE
WE GOTTA MAKE YOU TRAVEL BACK IN TIME THROUGH YOUR GENETIC MEMORY SOMEHOW (LOL) SO WE CAN GET THE ANCIENT ALIEN ARTEFACTS (WHAT) AND CONTROL MANKIND AND BRING ORDER THROUGH MIND CONTROLLMAO
>>64228124
The basic premise-
>advanced prehistoric civilisation gets wiped out by solar flare
>leaves some powerful (read:magic) artefacts behind
>figures from this civilisation are what we remember as gods and shit
>miracles throughout history occur because of these artefacts left behind
>templars (in AC they are just the Illuminati basically) and assassins fight each other for control of the artefacts, the templars want to dominate the world with them and the assassins want to lock them away
>templars in modern day capture a descendant of some assassins, use a genetic memory-unlocking machine to find the artefacts
>assassins get one as well
And so on in that fashion
I hope Jasper Kyd do the scores
>>64228322
The double agent
>>64227945
I've read somewhere that a cameo has a very strong possibility
The only good thing about Assassin's Creed was that sexy titcow Jade Raymond and Jesper Kyd's score.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGIDUbiDkkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aycbcF_YF-4
>>64228292
By the 15th Al-Andalus was pretty much non-existent in Spain save for a small presence in the south.
>>64228396
No you didn't, stop lying.
>>64228468
how about you use Google, faglord?
>>64228292
>>64228442
I'm actually excited as to how they will treat the whole killing and expulsion of jews and moors, if they even do that (even those converted to Christianity).
>>64228368
this
>>64228322
Post nipples
>>64227926
So this is basicaly the same story as the games but with "ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL"
>>64228479
Please stop your lies.
>>64228368
>>64228501
Post your favourite Kyd pieces.
>>64228442
>jade raymond
>titcow
She's cute, but she's no titcow.
>>64228362
if you can write it well enough, there's nothing wrong with the premise imo
>>64228510
thats lewd, how about a bikini snap
>>64228613
I WANT GOD DAMN FUCKING NIPPLES!
The entire movie is just hidden blade counters
>>64228571
VENICE ROOFTOPS!
>>64227839
t. Agular Barbosa
>>64228645
What does this "t. " thing means?
I'm not a native english speaker.
>>64228629
Here are the requested nipples
>>64228362
And that's straight from the games though? I got the impression that all the games were just killing people in different eras and the movie came up with the time travel framing device shit.
>Assassins Creed
>the same series that has Barrack Obama as an assassin supporter as well as Al Gore and any liberal.
>Bush is a Templar
>Martin Luther an assassin
The game was shit after Brotherhood and when the modern lore dropped in revelations it became dogshit.
Also don't forget tranny characters from the latest AC
The first game was tedious as shit. The only good thing about it was the design and the moments where you'd encounter a Templar tucked away in some street corner or alley and had to actually work for a victory.
>>64228571
Both of these are good, so I'll post the mashup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0HZaNzvFyk
Seriously, playing Assassin's Creed II for the first time and hearing Ezio's family kick in after Federico says that shit to Ezio at the top of the building was like getting hit by a freight train. I had NEVER heard music like this, before.
I'd probably get crucified by many people for saying this, but Assassin's Creed II (and by that extension, Brotherhood and Revelations) might have had one of the best original scores I had ever heard.
>>64228571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0i6YFrSs6c
>>64228693
>And that's straight from the games though?
Yes
>>64228642
kek
>set in Spain
Hollywood whitewashing again. Dropped.
>>64228629
here you go nelson
guys if you're at work don't look at this image, it has naked lady nipples and the implication of a vagina and I know that can be dangerous in a work environment
>>64228702
Which tranny character? Mary Read? She's based on a real life pirate, you knobhouse!
And Black Flag was a welcome addition I thought. the story might be shit, but the sailing and high seas combat was fucking grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
>lowlands! lowlands aaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaay!
I love AC parkour videos
>>64228571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaxNguGzeGk
>>64228702
No way that is true. I stopped playing after the one in Rome so I hope you are shitposting.
>>64228106
Yeah, I fucking hate that time-travel/mind technology bullshit. The game's strong point is just playing an assassin at different points of history, the frame narrative of future bullshit was never anything but an annoyance and a hindrance to the story and gameplay.
>>64228706
I sort of preferred the investigation system from the first one, where you had to build up info on your target before taking them out and find it yourself as well
In later games everything was a lot more telegraphed.
>>64228772
BLACKED when?!
>>64228510
You are walking on thin ice, buddy
>>64228702
Low quality bait
>>64228791
In AC4 a female assassin called Mary Read (who was real) disguised herself as a man to fit in with the pirates.
>>64228908
that's sexy desu familia
>>64228837
The problem with it I found was the same handful of missions repeated over and over again in the three different cities. I just got very boring after doing it 2-3 times.
>>64228785
Black Flag was a long time ago m8.
Since then we've had the Victorian businessman who happens to be a FtM tranny, and the updated intro text says:
"Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed, and produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations and gender identities."
Syndicate also has the main female character fall in love with the only brown male in the game, and also she tells Queen Victoria to her face that she should stop Britain's invading of other countries.
Then there's a short sequence you play in WW1 where the young female character you control goes around killing German spies for young Winston Churchill, and when Churchill says "you have done well for your country, what reward would you like," Ms Badass says "I would like full voting rights and to be treated as equal to men in this oppressive country."
>>64228957
I imagine that triggered /pol/ into suicide.
>>64228791
He's kinda bullshitting, though there is merit to the whole "anyone who isn't a liberal is probably a Templar or Templar supporter thing."
It's funny, because the Assassin's Creed series tried to set up this aura of "the Assassins and Templars are the same, it's just their presentation that differs", yet the series continuously goes out of its way to paint Templars as comically evil.
In the later games they sort of mixed it up what with having Assassins turn into Templars later on and showing that being an Assassin isn't all its cracked up to be, but by and large they basically lay it out as Assassins goooooood, Templars baaaaaaaad.
>>64228857
Black assassin when?
>>64228957
>produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs
Except conservatives or anyone right wing, I would assume. And even if they are there, I'd imagine their thoughts aren't listened to or they're restricted to writing for the villains/Templars.
>>64229063
>various beliefs
>except anyone who disagrees
:^)
so tolerant and multi-cultural
>>64227423
If it's like Macbeth with Fassbender but I can understand the dialogue and has some link to AC then winnar.
>>64228908
Not that you twat. I meant the Obama and bush shit.
Mary Read wasn't even a real tranny.
>>64229063
That disclaimer was inserted in the very first game, probably because they shit their pants at the thought of getting beheaded for their portrayal of Muslim culture.
>>64228957
>64228957
>sexual orientations and gender identities
seriously?
>>64228588
Premise was great, and in up until AC: Brotherhood (3rd game) nothing was really clear, and you were able to collect lots of differentoften creepyshit that connected those artifacts with various historical events and figures.
Collecting this shit in AC2 was basically ancient aliens done right.
>>64228772
Thanks I got promoted
>>64228661
It's not English you newfag
>>64228957
Oh and Marx and Darwin are encountered as overly sympathetic allies that you must protect from the ignorant masses or oppressive forces that want to keep their ideas down. Then a bunch of anti-american ("OMG, people in America would probably still attack these people!") jokes are made, in the most blatant, Big Bang Theory Way.
Theres a big undercurrent in the game of "OMG we're so smart in 2015 compared to people in the past," and while I agree you shouldn't romanticize the past, theres no balance made, its just Millennial smugness all the way through.
>>64228588
>if you can write it well enough, there's nothing wrong with the premise
Examin this sentence again anon
you'll find that it is true of literally any premise
It's Michael Fassbender.
Of course it's gonna be good, anything with this guy is solid for the fact that he's there.
I'd watch a four hour movie about cow pregnancy throughout the world if he made a 10 second cameo in the background.
>>64229251
what's wrong with Darwin, the only people who could have an issue with him are creationists
>>64228442
You act as if historical accuracy has ever mattered in Hollywood
>>64229305
Nothings wrong with him in real life, but the game goes over the top to make him look like this hero and champion of all kinds of things that he simply wasn't.
For instance, you encounter him first when you (the Assassin) and him team up to destroy a factory that the super duper needlessly EVUL TEMPLAHS are using to manufacture a drug that they distribute to the poor people.
Why does Darwin have to be there? But he's added because it feeds into the heavy handed theme of the game of the divide between "oppressors and liberators" so Darwin becomes this great liberator of the people in game.
What is the best AC game and why is it Black Flag?
>>64229237
what is it, oldfag?
>>64229172
Oh I remember it. Though your explanation would probably explain why we barely heard of any of this shit until around AC4, I reckon.
And I liked Black Flag. But it was really around that point I think they wanted to pander towards their female fanbase, whereas I think they began realizing that they had it at around Brotherhood.
>>64229428
nice argument
>>>/gaschamber/
>>64229432
Why did it have to stray from the based comfy middle east
Fuck this world this is why we can't have good things
>>64228661
it means you should lurk more and not be a total newfag
>>64229460
A big deal was made about it with the very first release, in fact I recall a few reviews make snobbish remarks about it.
>>64229453
It meanslurk more_________________________
>>64229520
t. mr eko
>>64228661
go ask /int/
>>64229488
I liked it when the historical figures were less famous.
Most people dont give a shit about the Middle East or Italian or Byzantine settings, so you can just meet the people and be done with it; or they can be involved organically into the plot.
But by AC3 we had OMG YOU'RE MEETING GEORGE WASHINGTON and the series basically became Forrest Gump, where Connor had to be involved and influence every single major event of the era.
In Syndicate you're literally walking down the street when you bump into Charles Dickens, and he's immediately like "HELLO I'M CHARLES DICKENS THE FAMOUS NOVELIST, COME FIND ME AND I MIGHT HAVE SOME WORK FOR YOU."
>>64229573
Me too. This is one of the reasons I shelter a tiny hope for this movie, I love the period and setting they've chosen.
But it's probably going to be all like "the evil Spaniards killing and expelling Jews and Muslims under the name of God".
>>64229466
And what is you argument exactly? That a film about some ancient Spanish assassin is going to shoehorn in some sympathetic plot about Muslims in Al-Andalus despite the fact that, not only does Hollywood not have a reputation for positive portrayals of Muslims on screen, but also the Islam Caliphate in Iberia was pretty much non-existent in the 15th Century.
>>64229573
Thinking back on it the worst offense was in Brotherhood I believe it was called
While the game itself was very good, fuck them for making the byzantine evul templars and the invading ottomans the poor oppressed people that you have to defend
>>64229488
Why? The stuff in Renaissance Italy was far superior.
> this could be good right
>video game shit
> this could be good right
>video game shit
vidyacore movies are going to be just as dull and tedious as capeshit movies are
>>64227423
it could be. IF. they stick entirly to real life shit, none of this god shit now.
>>64229609
I hold out hope that movies start edging the curve of political correctness and inadvertently become hilariously inappropriate again.
Imagine a film where crazed, foaming at the mouth Spaniard Christians burst into a mosque where a bunch of peaceful, tolerant Muslims are conducting a lesson in astronomy and light-aligned magic...
>Muslim Teacher: You see, my students, as we Muslims have known for centuries, the Earth revolves around the sun, and not the other way round.
>Christian: Heretic! Die for God! We will do to you what we did to your ancestors in the Holy Crusades!
And then the Assassin bursts in to save the Muslims in time, using the ahistorical steampunk gadgets that he received from his Sephardic Jewish ally (basically Q from James Bond but Jewish).
So, OP's pic is basically portraying the Spanish Inquisition?
I hope they don't make it omnipotent: it's been greatly amplified when in reality it wasn't nearly as common or cruel as portrayed (it was still pretty awful, mind you).
But again, I think the rumours said that Torquemada could be the villain, so... (and these rumours got everything right a year before they revealed all this)
>Aguilar
>Eagle connotations in Spanish
You know, because he uses eagles for his special vision in the games, so smart.
>>64229643
That was AC Revelations m8. Brotherhood was set entirely in Italy.
>>64229802
Yeah, the naming thing is stupid in the entire series.
Although, tbqwyf, Aguilar is a really common name here in Asspain.
>>64227423
>lead wearing dark brown biker gear
When will this trope die...
>>64229656
It's true, but imagine if that superior game was set in the middle east instead
What I'm saying is we don't have enough stuff set in that time period, the only I can think of is Kingdom of heaven
>>64229737
This
>>64227423
Considering the games are ass, I doubt it
>>64229792
>Thinking it's not going to be cliched and stereotyped as fuck
Oh man, you so naive, I bet any extra ever is going to be full Peruvian or Mexican and the only white characters are going to be the main cast but with tanned as fuck skin.
Also can't wait to hear pendejo, puto and puñeta as background noise every 5 minutes.
>>64229063
>>64229074
>implying you know shit about the development of the games
>implying you are not a butthurt stormfag from /pol/
>>64229841
That moment where you ride up to Jerusalem in AC and the camera rises and pans around the walled city was one of the best things in the entire franchise.
>Spanish
>white
>>64229856
Earlier ones have some idea, but making them yearly releases put the whole series into a serious decline.
>>64229872
>spain
>white
>>64229872
Yeah, that's why I said I wasn't very confident, especially considering how the games treat some aspects.
And fuck that man, I'm from Spain and I'm so tired of how they portray the country and how they think that the average Spaniard looks like Antonio Banderas (or worse, like a Latin American). Which isn't bad, obviously, but it's so jarring and ignorant.
I bet the plot is going to be a spain in the ass
>>64229938
Weak
>create a sect
>autists today use it in their video games and movies featuring a blood feud againt templar knights lasting centuries and ayyylmaos
>>64227577
Excuse me?
templars are the good guys from my point of view, the games are from the pov of the bad guys
>>64230040
Of course they're, Anakin.
>>64227423
Has there been the obligatory massive controversy over a white guy playing a Syrian yet?
>>64230040
That would actually make a great game series. You play on the evil guys' side up until the third game or so, then you (the player, not the main character) are told that you've been controlling the bad guys then you switch to the actual good guys.
>>64230104
Que?
>>64229656
Outside of Pope Orson Welles, none of the assassination targets in AC2 were memorable, and the cities looked similar.
AC1, with it's Christian and Muslim cities, didn't have that problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WSnJuadLIw
>>64228957
>Then there's a short sequence you play in WW1 where the young female character you control goes around killing German spies for young Winston Churchill, and when Churchill says "you have done well for your country, what reward would you like," Ms Badass says "I would like full voting rights and to be treated as equal to men in this oppressive country."
wat
>>64230104
Not Altair, familia.
>>64230143
He thinks it's based on the first game. It's not.
>>64230159
>Not Altair
Dropped.
>>64230143
¿Qué?
>>64230155
What were the memorable assassination targets in AC1?
AC1 was dull and repetitive. At least with AC2 and Brotherhood they addressed the criticisms and made the gameplay and missions more varied and diverse.
And I have no idea how you can claim Florence and Venice looked the same!
>>64230228
I don't know, I prefer an original story.
Most videogame films have been adaptations of the story of those games, this has the (small) chance of being a tolerable one.
>>64230155
u wot m8
How can you say Venice, Florence and Rome looked similar
Will Smith for the main character would have been more realistic, if settled on south Spain, Oded Fehr.
>>64230245
Hospital one/doctor target. Gives off a creepy vibe
>>64227437
Notice that he's writen "Kamen" in the wall.
He's a British historian that focuses on Spanish history and has basically broken the myth that the Spanish Inquisition was as big and cruel as people usually think it was.
He basically says that they were not savages or fanatics and that the Black Legend (motivated by the British Empire) magnified its power, while in reality it was a pretty small movement.
>>64230245
>What were the memorable assassination targets in AC1?
This guy.
>>64230269
Meh, it loses a lot of its exoticism like that.
>assassin's creed isn't actually gonna be about an assassin but some european dude because "lol gotta identify with the character" hollywood mentality
>>64230357
No, that's just because he's a huge fan of tokusatsu, and Fouze was his fav show.
>>64230245
the fat guy who poisoned his guests/ Robert de Sable/Al Mualim/The guy who stabbed that guy in the fountain/the guy at the docks/the doctor/The guy who turned out to be a woman who Altair spaired and ultimately fucked
>>64230332
Don't remember. The only bad guys I remember from AC1 were Al-Mualim and the slaphead Templar Grandmaster.
The mission targets were instantly forgettable as there were so many to kill.
>>64230430
toppu kekku
>>64228362
All I remember is fist-fighting the pope and some complete AYYY LMAO borefest after
>>64230430
ayy
Why no Alamut adaptation? Its like 80% of AssCreed.
>>64230430
>Fouze was his fav show
Shit taste
>>64229555
>>64229494
>>64229554
>>64229520
>>64229237
I know it means "signed by", idiots.
But why exactly the letter "t"? What's it abbreviating?
>>64227926
Is he moorish?
>>64230752
its short for terveisin, it means regards in Finnish
t. memeology PhD
>>64230752
It's short for talipapalikua which meanslurk morein finnish
>>64230692
I spotted the Gaimfag, what do I won?
>>64230850
Thanks! It makes sense now.
Do you know why there isn't an entry about this on knowyourmeme?
>>64230876
But I'm aOOOfag
>>64230887
fuck off
>>64230948
My brother of African American descent
>>64227461
The source material isn't great if you look at it in detail, but the movie probably won't adapt the games detail for detail.
The basic concept is great material for adaptation. An average guy takes part in a top secret experiment to relive key events in the lives of his ancestors who were part of a clandestine organization of assassins spanning several decades.
>>64231011
terveisin a true redditor
>>64230876
There is literally nothing wrong with liking Gaim
>>64230887
Neck yourself cunt
>>64231047
t. a true redditor
>>64230887
Because Reddit hasn't picked it up yet
>>64231037
>>64231077
FUCK OFF.
You're the one talking about knowyourmeme, newfag. GO BACK TO REDDIT.
Nobody wants you here. How long have you been here? 2 weeks? Doesn't know shit!
>>64231041
Problem is that 99% of gaimfags act like is the best thing since sliced bread due all his "grim and gritty" and the rest of shows are kid shows, when is just a solid season. I don't have a problem with gaim, I have it with gaimfags.
>>64231122
terveisin the redditor who can't get a joke
Damn, you guys are dense.
> no fun allowed! we are very serious of /tv/, vey oldfags, no reddit shit!!!
Kids...
>>64231128
Gaimfags are like 40k fags.
>>64229287
this, basically
he's never gonna disappoint
>>64231161
>>64231128
>>64231122
>>64231108
>>64231077
>>64231047
>>64231041
>>64231037
>>64231011
>>64230948
>>64231017
>>64230887
>>64230876
>>64230875
>>64230850
>>64230752
>>64230692
Faggots talking about weebshit and finland and fuck
i came here to see fassbender's hidden blade not this shit
>>64231430
Get off my garden!
t. grandpa
>>64231430
POST NIPPLES!!!
>>64228693
Framing stuff is a big part of the games.
>Fighting in public with his hood down
Oh for fuck sake. I knew they'd do this. Defeats the purpose of having it then, doesn't it?
>>64231122
>calling somebody a newfag for not knowing about your shitty 2 weeks old t. meme
>>64231722
who are you quoting?
<>(for your interest this is a meme too)
>>64231632
Because if you look at the picture he is in chains
>>64227437
>Solid cast/director
really?
the director did macbeth right? except he made it WAR WAR WAR and added tons of shitty slow mo action
yeah i think i'll pass.
>>64229892
Shut up faggot.
>>64231795
What was wrong with making it WAR WAR WAR? All of Shakespeare's plays are open to interpretation and experimentation, if the story wasn't adapted what would be the point of making another adaptation?
Slow mo action scenes were GOAT dunno what you're on about
>>64230132
Already did that in AC3 and Rogue
Fucking pleb faggot
>>64231722
>2 weeks old
t. redditor
>>64227423
If you just look at the history of video game movie franchises you can assume the movie is not gonna be good.
If you take the history of video game movies and add it with the history if a shit franchise like assassins creed, you can assume the movie is gonna but utter garbage
When I was playing the games I always felt the Assassins were the good guys, but recently someone told me you were supposed to think the opposite?
>>64233132
Can't you think for yourself?
>keeping the modern day story shit
Into
The
Trash
It
Goes
someone post her pregnancy pics
ITT: Assmad faggots!
>>64234046
Here you go familia
The experts in video games will help you with the doubt you have
No need to thank me, this I how I roll
>>>/v/321894380
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>Women provide little distraction
What did he mean by this?
![clint-nodPURP[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Fawh1X9.gif "clint-nodPURP[1].gif")
>>64228711
>May our life never change, brother.
>And may it never change us.
>>64237783
gaylord
>>64228322
Dying in a mediocre acting way.
>>64227423
Is it supposed to be the same characters as the first game? Because they got it backwards, the UNIFORM is supposed to be white, the PERSON is supposed to be brown
>>64238611
I know you're trying to be a funny bunny but just in case people don't know, this will be an OC story in Spain.
>I’d heard of it but had never played the game. I don’t have a video game player
>>64238669
I didn't know that until I read the thread, but thanks.
>>64238742
Now fuck off back to reddit.
>>64239092
Implying you could get away with saying 'brown person' on reddit mate.
>>64239175
>>>/reddit/
>The new issue of Empire is proud to debut a pair of exclusive stills from the movie showing Fassbender’s two characters, 15th-century swordsman Aguilar and his modern-day ancestor Callum Lynch, in action.
>ancestor
Don't they mean descendant? Seriously how low is journalism gonna fall with retard interns like these?
>>64239466
>expecting anything other that shoddy tabloid-esque journalism from empire
Is Chris Shitwitt still in charge there?
>>64229437
I'm partial to 3 desu
>>64239719
dickhead
