>you are Kylo Ren
>there is a restrained scavenger girl in front of you
>you know you can take whatever you like
what do?
>>64225690
Listen to linkin park
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64225690
kylo ren's a good guy so i half-ass an interrogation and then leave her alone
splatter her fertile uterus with my virile seed
>>64225690
>raping your sister
Mind control fuck puppet fun times
Tell her all the details of my master plan and leave the room
> you are ren
> kill self
>>64225690
I take her white-privilege. :)
Brush her teeth.
>>64225690
Finally try to figure out how girls pee.
>>64225690
Bring her to Snoke so we can double team her. Can't do it without my main man Snokey
>>64225690
I tell her to tell that to kanjiklub
>>64225690
fuck her to produce a force powerful baby
>>64225761
>not doing a gangbang with hux and snoke while making phasma watch
Ask if Poe and Finn are homosex love
>>64225781
>Flying with Finn
>accidentally grab his leg instead of compressor shifter
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>land my x-wing while fondling his balls
>Finn is laughing because he knows it’s just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty quadrant
>almost chock on his black cock because I’m laughing so hard
>Finn is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling “POEJOB POEJOB CHOO CHOO”
>he force cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss Finn and call him a faggot while laughing
>>64225690
>you know you can take whatever you like
More like give her whatever you like
Tease her with the force until she begging for my dick
>>64225801
YOU FORGOT TO SAY NO HOMO
>>64225690
Force her to eat the eggs
>>64225690
Browse /y/
Shitpost on /tv/.
Take her to kanji klub
>>64225690
Me? I'd serve crab legs.
I really love the timing of Kylo Ren’s outbursts. They don’t come when things go wrong. Most of the time, he maintains a rather calm demeanor. At one point, he even taunts General Hux that a clone army would be better. His outbursts happen when he gives into his own weakness.
BB-8 escapes Jakku. He doesn’t bring out his saber until the messenger reveals that it was Finn who helped the droid. FN-1287. The same stormtrooper who he saw in the village. The stormtrooper who Kylo knew wasn’t behaving the way he was supposed to. The stormtrooper he could’ve had killed or sent away or done a number of things to. But instead, he let his suspicions go and gave FN-1287 another chance under Captain Phasma.
Rey escapes her imprisonment. He knows it’s entirely his fault. Leaving a single stormtrooper to guard over someone strong in the Force? He could’ve knocked her out, done something to her legs so she couldn’t have moved, left droids to torture the information out of her. But he left her as ‘his guest.’ Restrained but unharmed with someone nearby to see to help/guard/move her in case something went wrong.
He doesn’t lash out because he’s angry at others. He lashes out because he’s angry at himself. Because he failed. Because he was weak. Again. Because, despite his desperation to be like Darth Vader, he is still being swayed by the light within himself. And it’s breaking him apart.
>>64225690
Turn to the light side and bring peace and harmony to the galaxy
>>64226055
Why are you posting on /tv/ JJ?
>>64226055
>posting actual thoughts in a meme thread
>>64225690
>look at boobies
Wait, she has no boobs! Are were sure she's a girl?
>>64226055
Yeah, he's a great character, everyone in this movie was, outside of Han who was a caricature of himself
>>64226089
Man, that picture. I wish I was Luke Skywalker bros
Actually the first logical action as Kylo should be to kill JJ and all his descendants because otherwise the nature of his authorship holds omnipotent and omniscient metaphysical power over my fate (or have him write me as being omnipotent and then kill him.) Then the second action should be to discover the secret to time travel and the to travel back and kill all of JJ's ancestors so I am immune to authorial control.
>>64226135
Slow your roll, pal.
>>64225690
While Kylo Ren was away for training, Rey was born. After Kylo Ren went nuts, Luke mind wipes the memory of Rey from Han and Leia in order to protect Rey.
>>64226055
Even though your post isn't a meme I'm going to agree with it anyway.
I really like Kylo Ren, the rest of the new characters felt a little flat by comparison to all the nuance they put into his.
>>64225802
fuckin' carlos
>>64226055
underrated post
I agree with this. Pretty good analysis of him. You should go post it on tumblr too or something.
Han's death was such a weak moment tho and felt just thrown in for the hell of it
Would've had much more impact if he died in the 8th episode, once Luke is already established
>>64226201
Or maybe Rey is a Darth Revan.
>>64226055
Sorry to disappoint but you probably put more thought into this post then JJ did.
>>64226114
>>64226118
>>64226212
>>64226292
I actually stole this post from tumblr.
I saw it on my dashboard and reading it made me appreciate Ben as a character a lot more.
Him and Finn are the best/most interesting of the new cast, but Finn wasn't utilized as well.
>>64226493
Why would JJ put any thought into a 4chan post he didn't make?
I wonder if rape scene would be considered 2edgy here. Maybe not rape, but I feel like some sort of half-assed molestation would fit Kylo's character
>>64226529
I thought Hux was pretty interesting and a very good actor too but he had very little screen time.
>>64226529
>using tumblr
>my dashboard
You redditors and tumblrs don't even try to hide it anymore. Disgusting
>>64226589
>Maybe not rape, but I feel like some sort of half-assed molestation would fit Kylo's character
I hope he will finally get to it in episode VIII
>>64225699
underrated
>>64226603
It was obvious the instant they started reposting screenshots off reddit and tumblr (without ever being called out for it) as well as emoticon spamming, typing in ALL CAPS LIKE THIS and somehow managing to mess up greentexting every time they tried it.
>>64225690
>you know you can take whatever you like
A girl told me this line made her wet.
>>64226590
I was weirded out at first by the idea of Domnhall Gleeson playing a villain, but he did a really good job.
I hated Snoke, he looked like a Marvel villain.
And Phasma was very disappointing.
>>64226697
I didn't do any of that.
>>64225690
Take her socks, which she had been running through deserts and forests in, and keep them in the breather portion of my mask.
>>64226759
>>64225690
I wax that forehead
>>64226759
You disgusting foot fags need to banish. There is just something grotesque about you that puts you on equal footing with all the pedos.
>>64226904
>equal footing
Alright come on now
can anyone hook me up with a link or something for this movie in hd
>>64226603
And there's nothing you can do about it. Feels good, man.
i just want to see it so bad
>>64226931
>>64227039
Just go see it, the movie looks great visually for the most part and the actual content is enjoyable, unless you're one of the obsessive fans.
>>64226055
That's a good analysis. People who bitch about Kylo Ren being "whiny" apparently failed to understand that he's conflicted and torn between returning to his family, or the "light" and turning away and delving deeper into being more of a powerful Dark Lord like his grandfather.
But he wasn't the completely badass villain that kills his subordinates and such so he's just a "whiny emo bitch".
>>64226904
Calling us gross isn't a very good rhetorical foothold
>>64226904
You don't get it anon.
You get closer and she tenses in fear, and then lower yourself to one knee. She fidgets and pleads, mind racing with worst possible outcomes, but then... She feels her boots loosen. First one, then the other. The relief of finally having her feet free lasts only a moment before the confusion sets in. What's he doing? What are his intentions? Doesn't he smell that?
And you do. And soon she knows you do as you take a deep breath and gather her even. It disgusts her and you can see her toes curling between her stained socks. You peel them away, taking your time to undress her feet inch by inch, and she tries in vain to scrunch her toes and put up some kind of fight. It's admirable, the way the fabric is pinched between her big toe and the one next to it makes you have to give to one more tug before it's released. She's a fighter.
You don't realize it at first. Not through your gloves. It isn't until you bring the used socks up to your nose that you feel a dampness emanating from them. Below you, her soles glisten in the ambient light. She's still begging you to stop. over the the euphoric aroma of vinegar and leather, she's screaming what you assume are insults, but it doesn't matter.
You have what you came for.
>>64226055
Didn't even consider the "light side" temptation he was complaining about was his fuckups from being merciful.
>>64227039
>>64226931
In shit quality: https://kat.cr/star-wars-the-force-awakens-2015-unmarked-hdcam-x264-hqmic-cpg-t11794498.html
>>64227084
To be fair, Disney kind of marketed him as emo. They made official Spotify playlists for all the characters and his and Anakin's are super emo.
>>64227196
>open Spotify
>a good number of them are regionlocked
And I heard that the VPN exploit to make accounts don't work no more.
>>64227196
>They made official Spotify playlists for all the characters
Seriously? Holy shit I need to hear those.
The dark attire, long black hair and his little speech to Han about being "torn apart" by his light and dark halves make him "emo" yeah. I won't deny that. I just don't see that as a bad thing like most people do. He's a conflicted character. Can people not handle that?
>>64227245
Not them but just search the character name in spotify and they'll come up.
>>64227245
You could almost say he's NOOOOOOOOT OOOOOOOKAAAAAY
>>64227245
>Can people not handle that?
I don't think people get it, or perhaps they didn't execute that well.
I definitely didn't get it until reading other people's thoughts on the movie.
>Seriously? Holy shit I need to hear those.
In my opinion, Luke's is the best.
By the way, just a tip from someone who regularly downloads music you want to get that shit off soulseek or what.cd or rutracker.
You can get music off spotify at 320 kbps CBR with a ripper on github if you have premium but us non premium plebs can only soundcard record.
Also there's a spotify birthday crack for jailbroken iDevices which lets you play spotify like you're premium not sure about android desu.
Or you can just listen to spotify with an adblocker on your webplayer or use ezblocker on your desktop player so you don't have to listen to ads.
The worst part of The Force Awakens had to be the fucking ending, Jesus Christ, JJ. I understand that it's a Star Wars movie and you wanted Mark Hamill to be in it somewhere, but you wrote the new writer/directors into a hole, there's nowhere to go now but "LUKE IS THE NEW YODA". If they had waited until the next movie to go and "find" him, anything could've been going on when they went where the map instructed them to.
And it was such a boring reveal that didn't make a lot of sense. Luke Skywalker has just been standing at the top of an empty island for 30 fucking years? Seriously?
Use the Force on her clitoris.
>fix her some eggs
>empathetically tell her "you don't have to tell me anything, but you do have to eat these"
>>64227471
Oh, that's fucking cute, Anon.
>REY A CUTE, A CUTE
>>64225690
Break down crying on her lap about my father issues and hope she rubs my hair
>>64227517
being so new that you don't get the meme
>9 out of 10 of the fanfics on ff.net are Reylo fics
>>64226055
It's actually because he's at a conflict with himself. He's really part of the light but is trying to become part of the dark. He keeps giving into the temptations of the light and it's frustrating him, but he has to do his duty and become part of the dark side so he can rule over the dark and Rey over the light, just as Luke and Kylo decided before they both agreed that he should join the Knights of Ren.
In Rey's flashback you can see that it's Kylo who protects her from being killed. He even explains this conflict about his temptations to go back to the light to Han, and Han understands and gives him permission to kill him, so he can fully become part of the Dark Side by removing attachments to the light.
Kylo Ren is probably going to end up being the best character in the series.
>>64225828
it was just a prank bro
>>64227157
the first cam that came out has slightly muffled sound (not good in a movie with talk and explosions) and a dark shadow that pops up at the left edge of the screen now and then.
a new cam was uploaded just after Xmas by some dutch guy.
>>64225690
>Reylo
>>64227676
Am i on /f/? Where is the shitty music loop?
Make Phasma do girl stuff with her
>>64227899
>Reylo
How the Fuck did Finn remain such a nice, good natured guy throughout his entire life as a storm trooper? Weren't they brainwashed from birth? I thought he would have been a lot more believable if we could have seen his regret for people he'd killed etc. Instead he's just a giant happy-go-lucky coward.
>>64227976
his negro genes interfered with the process
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>64225690
Tell her my secrets
twitter com/MareySue_SW
facebook com/marey.sue.sw
>>64226731
>I didn't do any of that.
you don't need to lie tumblr
>>64227039
prepare for capeshit with a star wars skin
>>64227561
NO fucks given, I love thinking of Rey and saying A CUTE, A CUTE!
Love these new memes.
>>64225690
Shove a finger up her vagina... just like Kylo seemingly did when we see him talking to her.
>>64226133
She got boobs. More so than Natalie Portman.
>>64225690
Leia > Amidala >>>>>> Chewbacca >>>>>>> Rancor >>>>>>> Sarlacc >>>>>>> Rey
tbqh Dolby Didigtal Surround Sound
>>64227517
>>64228537
That meme's really not that old.
It's more of a newfag thing to think of that meme as memorable to be honest.
>>64228921
Been here since 2008, but honestly don't keep tracks of memes... I won't be using this one for sure.
But post some Rey and I'll shout A CUTE, A CUTE!
>>64228921
every fucking time
that guy probably thought he was acting like a true gentleman
>>64225690
why did han name is son ben? yeah he knew obi won but its not like he was his teacher. Is this some kind of hint that kylo is the son of luke?
>>64229450
>why did han name is son ben? yeah he knew obi won but its not like he was his teacher. Is this some kind of hint that kylo is the son of luke?
Seems obvious to me. She even looks like young Anakin from TPM.
remember when obi wan got the storm trooper to let them pass? he made a slight influence on his mind, as the soldier was considering whether to detain them or not and was thinking "are these the droids i'm looking for?" obi wan nudged him towards no. a very slight manipulation and really not far from social engineering
how come the untrained force user was able to ream off a list of instructions for a guard and just wait for him to follow through? it kind of pisses on any trump situation. i mean even if she was completely fucked, restrained and at gunpoint, she could literally just tell her attacker "turn around, drop the gun, walk away" and the situation is resolved without any kind of difficulty or wit
It's pretty obvious. Eat her ass
>>64225690
>You know I can take whatever I want
What did he mean by this?
>>64226055
posts like this are just a depressing token of how far fans of a franchise are willing to go to assemble something worthwhile out of welded-together garbage.
it would be okay if JJ's career wasn't a graveyard of films/shows exploiting this eager willingness to apologize for shitty writing. ultimately it just goes to show how abused and exploited the Star Wars fandom's good nature is going to be in the years to come.
This is only the beginning.
>>64225690
ask her if getting caught was part of her plan
>>64225754
underrated
>>64226055
nah he just edgy
>>64226089
>Those soles
Manlet confirmed
>>64229686
He intends to take her virginityand the map from BB-8 :3
>>64230908
for you
>>64232409
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>64227097
9/10 fanfric
write more
>>64227373
>Luke Skywalker has just been standing at the top of an empty island for 30 fucking years? Seriously?
lol I was wondering the same thing. There's nothing fucking there. Where's the Jedi temple?
>>64227097
I... Anon...
>>64225763
Sounds like a great plan desu. Kylo is stupid he didn't.
>>64225690
order a random stormtrooper to rape her while i watch and force masturbate.
>>64233254
beta
>>64225690
yfw you realize the reason all the girls are shipping Kylo and Rey is because of this scene and the rape vibes it gave off
>>64233078
i agree he is stupid to not use this opportunity
>>64233254
phasma is taller than kylo
>>64233306
Girls are shipping Reylo because it's the only pairing involving Rey, and they want to self insert. If Rey had any scenes with any other man who isn't a nigger or 80 years old, girls would ship her with him.
>>64225690
boil her a cuppa tea and talk about her sad past.
>>64233362
she is taller than the whole cast except peter mayhew/chewbacca
>>64227976
He didn't kill anyone as a stormtrooper.
>>64233393
>because it's the only pairing involving Rey
Rey/BB-8 is best pairing
>>64227658
We won guys. We won
>>64233731
Now Disney will have to make it canon.
>interracialcucks and SJW on suicide watch
>>64227282
Kek
His misery and hate will kill us allMCR broke up
>>64227658
>not using AO3
>>64233947
>Now Disney will have to make it canon.
Yes pls! Do it, Disney!
>interracialcucks and SJW on suicide watch
kek
>>64234075
Looks like Homo is strong there
>>64233731
So cute it gave me diabeetes
>>64227899
>Reylo
>>64225690
Try to read her mind and get upset about being a miserable failure and that my sister can kick my ass physically AND mentally. Then I'd go slice up some metal walls like the absolute madman I am.
Man, being Kylo sucks.
>>64228149
>taking credit for a forgettable meme made by other people
>>64232591
DELETE THIS
>>64234075
Yes
>>64225828
Forgot?
>>64225690
>>64225754
beautiful
>>64227196
holy shit the anakin skywalker playlist.
>Realising that i still listen to most of this shit.
FUCK
U
C
K
>>64237832
>>64237878
OUTER
SPACE
>>64225690
Break her neck and go back to looking for the droid.
There is no reason at all to keep her alive.
>>64238157
I quit listening to shit like that before middle school.
