>this triggers the redditors
>>64221784
Oh hey Max. Btw you're the son of a murderer and can't write for shit and only working because neptoism.
Landis is a feminist. He literally said he was. You know what's worse then a feminist? A man feminist
Honestly OP, you're the redditor for disliking the movie so much.
Can you take your butthurt back there with you?
>>64221784
Hello 4chan
With how OP she is I hope she takes a 540 degree turn to the dark side.
HEY MAX
HOWS THAT SHITTY HAIRCUT WORKING OUT FOR YOU
>>64221784
She even has the little jew curls on the side of her head. Shit JJ, you could have at least tried to hide the fact that she is a little jewish boy running around with a lightsaber.
>>64221784
TELL
>>64222733
THAT
>>64222771
TAE
TELL THAT TO KANJI KLUB!
>>64222784
Yer a dead man.
> tfw no jedi gf
kill me
>>64222838
>space between > and text
Hello reddit
>>64221867
>He literally said he was
That totes means it's true
that is old news now
>>64221784
Han Solo was a mary sue. George Lucas' attempt to interject himself as the fiercely independent, make your own rules of film making persona he wanted to be in 77. Shit, even his best friend chewie was modeled after his fucking dog.
If "The Star Wars" were relesed today /tv/ would call Han "literally reddit. "
i like reading these tweets. i like reading them discussed on /tv/. i like the new star wars. i like my life.
>>64221828
I don't know the story please spoon feed me
>>64222008
>With how OP she is I hope she takes a 540 degree turn to the dark side.
And have a sex scene with Kylo Ren. We need a good sex scene in SW.
>>64222943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru6I9Cc9XnE
>>64221784
>Max Landis
>>64222946
I agree it'd be a good nod to the incest in the OT.
>>64221784
>Max Landis
>>64222978
Holy fucking shit - thank you anon. How the fuck did this not get more exposure?
>>64223071
It did, but John Landis, Max's father, got away with it because muh hollywood, muh rich.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Zone_accident#Aftermath
>>64222873
what?
>>64221828
Sins of the father
>>64222721
>>64223088
Hey Max, go suck another kike cock. Your movies suck btw.
>>64221784
wow he just is JELLY that she's so strong and perfect like real girls
fucking 4chan bigots should go back to /pol/ ha ha
>>64222880
Keep it up, old man
guys can we please just talk about waifus ;_;
>>64223132
It's 2015.
>>64223088
hurr durr I have to label anyone who disagrees with me and has a different opinion as "reddit" in a paper-thin attempt to dismiss their viewpoints because I'm too stupid to come up with good counter arguments.
>>64223176
Not for long :^)
Rey Skywalker is the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy. Her dad is Luke and her Aunt and Uncle are Han and Leia. She was training with Luke until her evil cousin destroyed Luke's school and she had to have her mind wiped and she was put on a desert planet. She can fix and fly everything and she knows how to speak droid, wookiee and other alien languages. She has never lost a fight and can use the force better than anyone. She can run without her hand being held. She inherited the Falcon from her dead uncle and is now best friends with Chewie and she's training with Luke Skywalker again. She can do a Jedi Mind Trick in two tries after learning it an hour earlier. She also has Luke's lightsaber.
>>64222978
I saw a Twilight Zone anthology movie where a racist goes back in time. Did they have enough footage to finish the movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWRg5fddADw
His response
DUDE HOLLYWOOD IS SO UNORIGINAL EVEN THOUGH I JUST MADE A MOVIE ABOUT SOMETHING UNORIGINAL LMAO
>>64223116
I don't know why, but that pic always makes me feel uneasy. inb4 because you're jewish, I'm not.
>it's fucking Star Wars where there's a magical power that saves people
>she gets fucking captured
>who cares
>>64223310
you don't like your hair cut, I can understand
>>64223088
Yea I feel a bit stupid with the exposure comment - I guess it was a knee jerk thing for me all I ever knew of the guy was blue brothers and animal house
>>64222910
STOP TRIGGERING ME!
>>64223276
Is he gay? I've only ever seen chicks with that hairstyle.
>>64223328
I go with a crew cut
>>64223364
>Is he gay? I've only ever seen chicks with that hairstyle.
Fuck knows, now that you mention it there's a qt guy in my town with the same haircut.
>>64223364
>he
It's 2015, stop being a bigot. She's a woman.
>>64221784
are you implying that this doesn't trigger "the 4chaners"? are there really not a dozen threads about this exact thing on here right now? what lame morons inhabit this place right now...
>>64223088
Art has no place on this board. You must be one of those faggots that spams hiro for a /fim/ board so normies don't tick your 'tisms.
I'm afraid you're the redditor, big guy.
>>64223444
you have to stand up and be so brave to say that you actually like the most popular movie in the world now to show these f-cking bigots
just like those people that posted that same thread bravely 100+ times on /tv/ already
>>64221784
>Max Landis
No thanks
>>64223364
>Is he gay
He is one of the most obviously gay people I've ever seen in my life. Do you actually have real autism?
>>64223535
He could be metro
>>64223224
Hello, EUtismfag.
>>64221867
>even cuck feminists can see that rey is a mary sue
>>64223276
>I think the female ghostbusters will probably be good?
>>64221784
> this is paid schilling
>>64223276
did he just walk around in a circle for his shitty vlog?
also is he confusing the hype for the movie for interest in his opinion?
>>64221784
>faggots on /tv/ are so obsessed with being counter culture that they're parroting the opinions of Max fucking Landis of all people
What the fuck happened to you people? You used to have pride, you used to have standards. Now you'll shill for anyone that is similarly misguided as you, even a person so undeserving of recognition or attention.
You disgust me.
>>64222873
Yea like anita calling herself a gamer, people are just gullible believing charlatans like them
