Why are 75% of the threads on this board about fucking Star Wars? Why aren't there any Hateful Eight threads?
Movie was great and GORGEOUS.
Anyone want me to post my program it?
Just saw this today at 11:40am and it was PACKED.
>hurrr are these seats taken? I need three in the center of the upper level
BIG
WARM
>>64212855
It wasn't that gorgeous. Too much time spent in the haberdashery. Needed way more outdoor shots.
DINGUS
DANGUS
JJL Oscar when?
>>64213036
poor b8
>>64212855
EXPLAIN WHY THE SHERIFF DIDNT TURN ON JACKSON AFTER HE SHOT THE CONFEDERATE GENERAL, WHO HE REVERED.
EXPLAIN IT TO ME NOW
>>64212855
KEKOLD PROPAGANDA
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KEKED AT BOX OFFICE
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>>64212855
Because it's only out on 70mm you big black dingus, movie was seriously blast though cant remember the last time I laughed as hard at a movie
>cuckflick
>great
el oh el
actually i quite enjoyed it, which surprised me
liked it alot more than the revenant
>>64212855
I saw it at 12:25 and it was packed too. I forgot a lot of the younger people are losers who either don't work or work afternoon shifts at dead end jobs.People kept laughing at the dumbest shit. hurrr hurr he said nigger lololol. I'm on a two week vacation from my adult job.
Saw it in 70mm. It was alright. Cinematography was great though. Score kind of sucked. Acting was hit and miss. Walton Goggins was my favorite part of the movie.
>>64213172
YU CAN ALSO TELL DAT TO KANJIKLUB
I'm a nigger and I hated this film. WHat did he accomplish that he didnt already do with django? The first hour of the film is so boring. Once you find out the mystery you don't give a fuck about anything.
>>64213316
can I take you big warm dingus in my mouth ?
I was pleasantly surprised at the inclusion of the racial themes. One of Tarantino's more mature works. My wife's son DeMarcus also enjoyed it, as Quentin deftly made it accessible although still insightful and original.
>>64212855
>Movie was great and GORGEOUS
Why do people always tell the worse lies on the internet, even Creed was a better movie than this shit.
Tarantino has a better understanding of racial tensions than Spike Lee, BLM and the Hip Hop community together.
>>64213077
How is that bait? Sure there some beautiful shots, but I feel like too much time was spent in the haberdashery in order to warrant the entire film being Panavision.
I still think it's one of the best of the year though. I loved the story. I loved the thesis that race relations came at the cost of sex relations.
>>64213392
my daughter's grandson really enjoyed it too
My daughter I had with my daughter really liked it.
>>64213481
That's funny because that's basically where he bases his "understanding of racial tensions" from
>>64213081
He knew the guy went for that gun to kill Samuel
After he did that the sheriff understood Sam had the right to defend his life.
Seriously bro how did you not get that simple parg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDMhpbgIFf4
Please watch this short film. Post what you think
>>64213695
lmao this is the boiler plate explanation. I am saying that 1) there was a debate about the legality off-screen 2) the sheriff would most definitely be one of the partiest arguing that it was criminal 3) there is zero on-screen justification for the sheriff's turn around from being an unreconstructed confederate veteran with a veneer of respect for the status quo to a genuine ally of samual L jackson.
I don't know who is shilling who anymore/
>>64213316
Lol and what exactly did he accomplish with django you dumb nigger?
>>64214169
Well when you find out people are poisoning others you tend to side with the lesser evil.
>>64214649
Same cuckold's thesis of sex relations affecting race relations
>>64214649
an orgasm, probably
>>64212855
Hatefull 8 was a joke of a movie.
I just don't feel like sitting down and watching a 3 hour movie. Props to all who did though
>>64212855
>why are all the threads on a board about movies about the movie that's making the most money the fastest
gee, I wonder you fucking retard
>>64215497
Because content on this board is generated according to the largest marketing budget, obviously.
And that isn't a sarcastic statement you fucking gawker faggot.
>>64212855
The movie was amazing, i went straight to the first black person i could find and gave him all the money i could spare as reparation slavery after the movie was over, then i went home and researched what i could do to improve the lives of people in my local black comunities, me and my wife also decided to give away my sons college fund to a black child so that that poor black angel may get ahead in life, movie totaly changed my life, and made me check my privilige
10/10
>>64215417
10/10
/pol/'s kind of weird to be bitching about this one considering thatthis is the first and last time a confederate is going to be the "good guy"
also daisygot so rekt in this movie i was laughing from the absurdity of it all. black eye, broken nose, guitar stolen, teeth punched out, thrown up on, brother's head blown off in front of her, toes shot off, shot AGAIN on the verge of freedom and then hung by a nigger with no balls
like, i can't think of anyone who's been so trashed in movies.
>>64212855
Me and my wife's boyfriend marathoned about half of it before turning it off, boring desu
>>64212855
Because 75% of this board is reddit.
>not watching the leaked version from the comfy of your own computer chair
Lost interest after Russel died.
>>64212855
>75% boards Star Wars
>75% RT score for Hateful Eight
Pottery
>>64212855
Maybe because Tarantino is garbage, and no one wants to see another Samuel "Nigger-Muthafuckin'" Jackson western shitflick by the same director.
>>64217868
>marathon
>watching a movie in a theater
What the fuck are you trying to say?
>>64213095
I thought they turned off the word filter on cuck / cuckold
>>64218171
hmmm, maybe it's just for allcaps?
KEKOLD
KEK
cuckold
cuck
>>64212855
> paying to watch 2 hours of cuck porn
not really my thing
>>64212855
Once Sam Jackson got blown it turned into a ridiculous Tarantino disaster
Just made me hate niggers more to be honest. What a waste of 3 fucking hours holy shit.
>>64215417
MADMAN
>>64217834
Girls getting their shit kicked in is a /v/ fetish not /pol/
>>64212855
Went to first showing Christmas Eve and only one cuck was clapping at intermission lol.
>>64218502
I mean the fact that the rebel was the good guy and is the only one of the 8 who could be described as likable
>>64212855
>Why aren't there any Hateful Eight threads?
Too many people whining about Star Wars threads.
>>64213597
That grandma looks 55 at least.
>>64219167
>british genetics
>>64215417
Didn't even give him the blanket.
It was okay. It wasn't bad. It just felt really... Nothingy. The cinematography was fine, but nothing jawdropping, nothing revolutionary. The dialogue wasn't boring, but it wasn't gripping either. The violence and gore were there, but they didn't hold my attention. Kind of just made go, huh, guns and blood. Neat.
I don't regret paying for a ticket, but I don't think I would have been missing out if I had skipped it.
why was channing tatum hiding underneath the floor boards the entire time?
>>64221645
>Set up the movie to be a mystery plot
>Lol there was someone under the floorboards the entire time you had no idea or clue was there
10/10
>>64221645
Yup
>>64221686
>lazy writing
>>64215417
Perfectly illustrates contemporary american culture.
>>64220060
>tfw goggins gives the general a blanket
POETRY
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>Literally The Thing: The Ripoff
>>64222139
The Hateful Eight (2015), according to Quentin Tarantino, was his metaphoric way of breaking down his feelings about The Thing (1982), i.e. the way he felt watching it for the first time in a movie theater.
>>64222228
Explains his use of Beastiality from The Thing's soundtrack.
>>64212855
Fuck this movie, and fuck you.
>>64220060
Smdh
>>64215417
this cant be real. Did this guy actually suck his dick?
>>64222997It wasn't actually real
>>64222997
no he was just b8ing the old man
YOU ONLY NEED TO HANG MEAN BASTARDS... BUT MEAN BASTARDS YOU NEED TO HANG
>>64213057
Seriously she was easily the best and the only one that really deserves academy recognition
>>64217940
He definitely commanded the stage.
>>64221686
>not catching the clues to the hidden trapdoor
>>64223658
There weren't any.. except for mexican Bob stopping SamJack right over it, and even that only in retrospective
>>64223747
jelly beans
Wow western reservoir dogs! Tarantino's formula has gotten old.
>>64223770
That was a sign of a struggle, not of a trap door.
What happened to Minnie's cat?
>>64212855
Anyone else find this movie extremely mean-spirited?
It made it funnier in my opinion, but it was very excessively cruel to its characters.
>>64223937
I'm glad that I wasn't the only one that wondered about this.
>>64224005
>Mannix was a racist
>Jackson was some rapist who riled up some old asshole who just wanted to bury his son
>Guy who wanted to bury his son was racist
>Everyone else was a bandit
Literally the only two likable characters were OB and Russel and they became living blood geysers halfway through the movie.
Mannix kind of redeemed himself by being a hilarious buffoon, but by then the movie was pretty much over.
>>64213081
I was fine with that. I thought it was more off that Jackson was so familiar with the place but didn't know about the trap door, yet the four passenger's did.
Went to go see it in Atlanta this evening. It was great.
Walton Goggins showed up right before the movie started to tell us that he hoped we would all enjoy the film. That was really nice.
>>64213081
He was already mortally wounded. No reason to let a known bandit go free, especially after the murder of all those innocent people that morning.
He also shouted part of his motivation in the movie whenhe reminded the whore that she didn't warn him about the poison.
>>64224155
>I thought it was more off that Jackson was so familiar with the place but didn't know about the trap door
Good point.
The bandits finding the door isn't that much of a surprise.
>>64224227
Damn lucky. Goggins was pretty much the only thing keeping me from walking out during the last quarter of the movie. He was such a lovable idiot.
>The main reason he wanted to watch that bitch hang was not for justice or because he was mad they blew off Jackson's balls, or that they killed everyone else, but because she didn't warn him about the poison
So good.
>>64215417
>thought QT being a cuck fag was a joke
>this webm
>>64212855
Boring as shit, long as fuck, and pointless. Sam Jackson played the same fucking thing he always does. Goggins and Leigh were the only redeeming performances/characters.
>>64212855
because this movie is not out yet in most parts of the world.
>>64218171
desu
senpai
Tbh
Senpai
>>64221897
So deep bro
*tips Linkin Park snapback*
>>64224536
>Goggins and Leigh were the only redeeming performances/characters.
You guys keep saying this, like faking an accent is brilliant.
>>64223498
What the fuck does this mean? I loved the film and understood it all but this shit right here. Is it some word game? Not native english speaker
>>64212855
I know it's a Quentin trademark for characters to be verbose but in this movie more than any of his prior ones I wanted more things to happen and for the characters to talk less.
It's like they constantly kept repeating themselves and saying 10 words when one would do.
And nothing they said was really that interesting, in hindsight.
Madsen and Roth are completely wasted, I spent half the movie trying to figure out if Bob was Rob Schneider under a mask, way way WAY too much time is given to Sammy Jackson Jr to do his uppity black guy routine and so on...
Even Morricone is completely unrecognizable.
The only thing worth a shit is Goggins, Leigh and Russel who are a pleasure to watch.
Jackson was just kinda playing himself.
>>64225558
You only need to do one thing (ie, kill mean bastards)
But it's very important you do that thing. (because they're mean bastards and if you don't kill them they'll do mean bastard things)
>>64214169
SLJ saved his life, the rest of the people left alive in the cabin tried to fucking poison him
>>64215381
The television and film board, in a nutshell
>>64224082
Jackson almost definitely didn't rape that guy, he was just baiting the old man so he'd be justified in killing him
>>64225998
Sorry to tell you but that is a complete presumption on your part. Nowhere in the movie does he ever deny that he did it.
Not that it matters anyway. Like I said, the whole thing was to rile up some poor asshole who just came to bury his son. The whole thing, whether it happened or not, just made Jackson's character come off as unlikable.
It also came off as completely unnecessary in the greater scheme of things.
>>64226053
>some poor asshole
it was established the general committed atrocities during the war and finding out the son was related to him made SLJ go the extra mile
>>64226124
No shit. You also find out SLJ committed atrocities during the war. As I said, they were both unlikable assholes, but that's standard for a Tarantino movie so you kinda look past it.
That entire story thing though was so long, completely horrible if true, and used for nothing more than to murder off some old fuck who was having an actual decent chat with him not a minute before.
>>64212855
Because The Hateful Eight fucking sucks.
It's boring, too long, and nothing happens at all.
>>64226053
Youre fucking dense if you dont think he was pretending
He literally wanted the general to go for gun so he said anything
