Just marathoned TFA. Literally what was the purpose of this scene?
>>64208471
to introduce the cool looking red armor thugs
Oy m8 imma blaster ya in the gabba git
>>64208471
To establish Han Solo to people who haven't seen the OT, which is probably a good 30% of the audience
I agree the scene was dumb and was by far the weakest part of the film (as was the whole middle act) but if you can't work out why it was shoe-horned in you're a fucking idiot
it was making the galaxy a bigger place. see at that point we were actually in a han solo movie that happened to converge with TFA.
>>64208471
Did this scene not feel like star wars? Or was that just me?
To sell toys and provide a reason to get Han, Chewie, Rey, and Finn on the Falcon.
>>64208471
>Just marathoned TFA
Must have been tough that.
To introduce a few characters that are going to turn up in Rogue One or one of the other twenty spin-offs.
OI GUVNA U KEN TELLAT TA KANJIKLUB
>Han Solo is still a wacky smuggler guys! Like in these old movies you watched for nerd cred! Did you rike it?
>"oi han solo gees yer smackeroonis ya wee glaikit poof"
>Silly Han's up to his old tricks xPP
AN SOLOUGH YER A DED MAGHN
>>64208545
I definitely got an 'Alien' vibe when the big monster alien was loose on the ship. The hallways even looked like something out of an Alien movie
>>64208471
In my opinion this was the only good scene in this pile of shit movie because it felt like it's own thing and not trying to be another new hope.To whole movie went down hill from this,and I would vastly prefer if the movie focuses it attention on these guys than that faggot Ren or whatever the fuck his name was.
>>64208471
>marathoned TFA
It's one fuckin movie you idiot kill yourself. Also the scene was cool fuck off
>>64208471
>solow, hav u met my mate stanley?
had flashbacks to owing my dealer 50 bob for some green, swear down
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>>64208602
This to be honest familia
>>64208545
You are not alone on this, i can't quite put my finger on it, this is a reason >>64208655
But there is something more, it felt like if i was seeing a scene of Star Trek: into the darkness or something
>>64208471
Personally, as an atheist with an IQ of over 150 (Trust me you would feel bad if you really knew how big it was) I just can't see the appeal to this current generation to "Movies" or as I call them films, such as the new Star Wars. If you study rockey science even a little you would not be able to stand how fake it is. Its offensive if you ask me (Which you should)
>>64208471
literally I don't even. literally.
>>64208545
got a real planet of the apes vibe
>>64208471
>Just marathoned TFA
How the fuck do you "Marathon" an individual movie?
Will he be in episode VIII?
To prove JJ has good taste in actors.
How do you marathon a single movie? Its not even a long movie I mean does your ADD make it that hard to go two hours without fucking off and doing something else? Also the scene was there to provide another wacky action scene and get Han and Chewie onto the Falcon with Rey and Finn.
>>64208907
More importantly, where did you "marathon" this movie?
I want to watch it online too.
>marathoned
Oh man, you marathoned a 2 hour long movie. What an attention span you must have. I'm truly impressed.
>>64208545
It felt like the only bit of star wars in the entire movie.
I thought the point of this scene was to show that the First Order now knows that BB is aboard the Falcon, so that's why they had to go to Takodana to get a new ship.
>>64208471
sell more toys
>>64208545
the whole fucking film felt nothing like star wars
>>64208471
We want the Guardians of the Galaxy audience.
>>64208471
YER A DED MON
>>64209050
Are you kidding it's literally a re hash of A New Hope
KANJIKLUB.
>>64208471
'AN SOLO
YER A DED MON
I'LL 'OOK YOU RIGHT IN THE GABBER I WILL
>Introduces Han to those that didn't see OT
>World building for this new generation of Star Wars
>Might be introducing characters we see in a spin off
Also there has been random monster bits in almost ever Star Wars. Rankor scene, Clone wars, etc.
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TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
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>>64208471
Basically, to show the audience how Han Solo used to smuggle his way through the galaxy, not in a very good way. You'd think he'd be Bernie Madoff status by then and not some nigga slangin crack on the corna type smuggla
>>64209190
its like that guy from GoT said, if you're a famous smuggler you're probably shit at it
>>64208907
Leave this board
>>64209189
Who else here besides us lads /tellingittothekanjiklub/?
>>64209358
It's the best new meme from the movie no doubt in my mind, it's such a goofy line and has versatility
>>64208471
RIGHT HAN SOLO YA FACKIN GAY BASTARD, IF YA DONNAE GIVE US AND KANJIBANJI GAY CHINKY CUNTS OVER THERE OUR FUCKIN CREDITS I'LL BE MAKEN SURE THAT FAT FUCK WHO NICKED YER SHITEY LETTLE GAY SHIP GIVES US 60 FUCKIN PORTIONS OF FRIED MARS BARS FOR KNOCKIN YER WEE ARSE T'FLOOR, YA FACKIN WANKAR
>>64209414
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
>>64209353
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
JJ's way of portraying diversity in space.
>>64209050
I don't get people saying that at all. It felt 100% Star Wars.
Kanjiklub are just space asians wtf
>>64209661
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
TELL
CANDY CLUB WONT'S THE INVESTMENT BACK TEW
>>64209629
It felt looked and sounded star wars but felt gardians of the galaxy.
And no, those things are not the same.
>replace Han with Kirk
>replace Chewie with Spock
>replace Rey with Scottie
>replace Fin with that midget alien that follows Scottie around
This woulda been a scene in Beyond if JJ directed it
That's another thing. I was warned about it being shit, I was warned about the negro, I was warned about the "progressiveness" of it all, but I wasn't warned about all these fucking British actors.
>>64209832
But they contribute a hell of a lot.
How could it have felt more Star Wars?
>>64209960
seriously? You didn't know basically all the main cast was british?
We need to get this straight before we start memeing
Is it gonna be
>TELLAT TO KANJIKLUB
or
>TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
Show of hands
>>64210005
it's ganjaclub
>>64208545
That's what made it an interesting scene
>>64210005
Fuck off reddit
>>64208471
Because in order to copy all the beats from ANH you need something to mirror the Greedo scene, but drag it out for ten times it's effect.
To give me an opportunity to spam MEWVEMENT memes in the theater
>>64209484
I am seriously fucking dying over here, the portions of Mars Bars and the wee arse bit finished me off
>>64210005
>Guys I want to make sure I'm memeing right so nobody makes fun of me doing it wrong :(
Literally Reddit
>>64209960
Star Wars movies have historically featured more British actors than any other nationality.
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>>64210276
Cmom guys dont be mean memers
>>64209967
maybe if it wasn't fucking winking at me the entire movie.
>>64210531
yeah that would gave been nice
tell me who /banjiclub/ here
CULTURE CLUB WANTS THEIR MONEY BACK
OI AN SOLO U KIN TELL THAT TA SAMMYSCLUB
>>64208471
oh, so you watched all the movies and then force awakens?? if not then its not a marathon
>>64211524
I marathoned your mom
>>64211105
>Karma Chameleon
ITS ALWAYS REDDIT
>>64208966
Was that guy speaking a real language or some alien language?
>>64208471
To promote Batman Arkham Knight.
Does Scotland exist in the Star Wars universe?
>>64212273
Yeah they have the mountainous planet Albaraan where all the Scots live, its been the EU for decades
Los locos kick your ass
los locos kick your face
los locos kick your balls
into
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SPAAAACE
who is the actor?
>>64208471
How can you 'marathon' a single film you stupid retard?
>>64209358
ANONN, YER A DED MANN
Here I'll tell you. A new hope had the trash compactor scene where Luke or Han was grabbed by the trash monster, and the scene ultimately ends with a nail biting experience as the gang almost gets crushed. Only at the last second does r2d2 stop it in the nick of time.
The gangster/monster scene is tfa take on the trash compactor scene. All scenes were lifted, in spirit if not in form, from a new hope.
>>64208699
Yea but it's the trash compactor scene..
>>64208471
>Marathoned TFA
What an accomplishment.
>>64208471
the purpose was to make a rotund alien to roll through the hallways like the boulder from raiders of the lost arkwhich also starred harrison ford
>>64212748
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
>>64208471
What gang?
>>64212889
Kongaklub
will we ever get to see the galactic misadventures of the Guavian Death Gang and Kanjiklub?
How do I join the Kanji club?
GotG
>tfw you'll never be able to tell that to kanjiklub
