What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?
i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.
i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was? the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.
what really fucking me off was how they mocked the dark side to be a laughing stock. that pathetic joke making the clone troopers run away when kylo was throwing a tantrum.
-kylo was meant to be the evil sith boss but actually got KILLED by a girl using a lightsaber for the FIRST FUCKING TIME. the fucking dindu put up a good fight, they both have zero fucking knowledge in using one, let alone the force in general. what the fuck?
how can anyone possible criticise the prequels with pieces of liberal shit like this one? there were no characters in TFA with any presence, or something that made you think 'wow i like this guy'. the prequels had mace windu, anakin, obi wan, darth vader, darth maul, etc. what did this one have? the characters were fucking dull as fuck, im actually angry as im typing this i just cant get over what i just watched and i need to vent it somewhere.
trust disney to fuck up this bad. i dont even need to mention (but i will anyway) the obvious racism with the dark side being all white, and the 'goodies' being a melting pot of spics, chinks, dindus, females etc. how can this racism even be allowed?
sadly ticket sales determine the success of a film, and so people will feel obligated to think this flick was good but in reality it was tediously boring, which lacked a plot, characters with any redeeming qualities, and made the dark side a joke.
gr8 b8 m8
>>64208319
so its established the prequels are the best in the star wars trilogy?
>>64208319
He is right. TFA was bad.
>>64208280
>the dark side being all white, and the 'goodies' being a melting pot of spics, chinks, dindus, females etc
yeah that's never happened in a star wars movie before especially not episodes IV, V and VI and definitely not also in II and III
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?''
good example of a brilliant conversation in the prequels
but no, TFA had no time for that, no time for anything meaningful. QUICK LETS HAVE AN EXPLOSION, DONT WANT THE VIEWERS TO START GETTING BORED
What about him?
>>64208280
If you walked into Disney's TFA expecting new lore/characters/story then you're the only one to blame. Everyone on /tv/ knew TFA was Disney cashing in on a well established franchise. I mean I'm not saying GL didn't do it, but his movies weren't as blatantly ridiculous in that regard. GL honestly wanted to tell a story, as bad as that story turned out.
Low quality bait
>>64208586
it wasn't a bad story though
but yes, sadly people do enjoy TFA. its a shame the general public dont have any standards. and it breaks my heart to see people actually hating on the prequels here, when they were actually LIKE a star wars movie
>>64208518
the realization he could have been one of the most interesting centerpieces of the movie but he isn't makes it painful.
>>64208612
fuck off tripfag, hes right in every way
>>64208280
Welcome to JJ "I rape the things you love" Abrams.
>>64208642
Preequels destroyed the lore of the force.
They make you belive that is necessary to havr some sort of jedi school.
The force is the teacher like yoda and ob1 said you just need to concentrate and belive in the force that it will GUIDE your actions.
actually rey winning the fight at the end of the movie is really great because is that way that the force was concieved not some space samurai cells
>>64209253
Oh, that's why Yoda told Luke in ESB, "Never mind about the training. Ready you are. If you care about the cause your friends fight for, save them you will."
Fuck off, Disney.
>>64208280
If you doesn't understand the plot you need to pay atention to the film.
There is a plot and it's kinda good.
Finn,Poe,BB-8 and Kylo where really great characters.
Fuck off Star Wars babby
>>64209349
Yeah, ANH was up for Best Picture. Not a bad film at all.
>>64208280
say thx to me
I was the one who forced this great pasta
>>64209348
The training that yoda was talking was training your emotions,control your anger,calm your heart and listen to the force.Not learn fencing
>>64209428
>fencing
You mean Kendo.
>>64209253
you need to be taught how to operate a lightsaber. anyone would just pick it up and cut their arm off
>>64209349
there was no plot because tfa was driven by fancy effects and explosions. like the OP states. the whole flick was about getting to an old pensioner- luke
>>64209419
well im the one who originally wrote this fine piece of writing. then i saw it got reposted so i thought i would carry it on. only because this is the correct analysis of TFA
so no, say thx to me
JJ is shit director, see the shitshow that is the new startrek
>>64209428
So how was Rey ready with no training, but Luke wasn't after receiving lessons from Obiwan and Yoda? Why was Yoda being a little bitch about Luke leaving? Just download Vader's thoughts bruh.
>>64209586
she wasnt ready. but character development was out of the question for this boring flick
still cant believe what i just watched. tfa was just one big action scene
>>64209586
There's the problem of the movie she already have a clean mind,can control her anger and stuff.
They're probably gonna justify this via rough life on jakku or her before been left on jakku she was one of luke student's.
Or she's just lazy writed Mary sue
>>64209407
Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if TFA won an academy award just because of all of the brave decisions Disney made in casting a woman and her black buck side kick as the main characters.
>>64210140
thats why they chose them. muh progressive agenda
its killing cinema. its soo forced
>>64208280
Although I didn't hate the movie as much as you did, I have to agree on your point about the storm troopers running away when Kylo Ren was all pissed. That shit was dumb and made the audience not take the dark side seriously. Shifted the movie in a bad way
>>64210604
they tried to make it into a comedy but it wasnt even funny
>>64208280
Greetings Reddit
>>64210901
i dont know what redditors think of TFA but i doubt its anything negative. so fuck off
>>64210931
Epic troll, friend. You almost got me. :-)
Let's just post Sheevs instead.
>>64209349
its a fucking rehash of episode 4
>>64211076
no no NO YOU post Sheevs
>>64208280
>how can anyone possible criticise the prequels with pieces of liberal shit like this one? there were no characters in TFA with any presence, or something that made you think 'wow i like this guy'. the prequels had mace windu, anakin, obi wan, darth vader, darth maul, etc. what did this one have? the characters were fucking dull as fuck
Fucking this. I wonder how many people will actually remember VII's characters a month from now on. I wonder how many EU works will use completely unlikeable (in every respect) guys like Kylo Ren. They have absolutely zero characterization and really the only people that keep lauding them seem to be the ones taking the whole "progressive" thing in movies way too seriously.
>>64211417
>cone at me bro
its ironic. he can save others from death, but not himself
>>64209888
>They're probably gonna justify this via rough life on jakku
Which already has no closer detail to it so it can mean pretty much anything and nothing at the same time.
>or her before been left on jakku she was one of luke student's.
That's a fucking plot black hole. She didn't even BELIEVE in the Jedi before Han told her.
>Or she's just lazy writed Mary sue
This
Sheev always gets what Sheev wants.
>>64208502
>>64208280
I'm a person who is somewhat autistic about lore being evident and consistent; and I was pissed they didn't even show 2 minutes of the new Republic Senate on Hosnian Prime.
Plebs actually thought Starkiller Base blew-up Coruscant; but can you blame them?
JJ is a tard, and was afraid of upsetting anti-prequel neckbeards; so he filled it with constant action scenes and added some animatronics and called it a good Star Wars movie.
Seriously, if it's set 30 years after ROTJ, there needs to be more world-building.
>>64209253
Jedi Academy was just the Yoda experienced streamlined.
Monks go to a monastery. Wizards go to magic academies.
I admit the mediclorians thing was shit though. The Force should be an entirely metaphysical thing that certain people are adept in just because their "soul" or whatever is attuned to it.
>>64211678
theres no time for world building when you are making a flat, no depth, fast paced flick thats only made to please the easily entertained.
the whole of TFA is just a big action scene. world building takes up too much time which could be used for explosions and boring nostalgia attempts
I wish Sheev would tell me a story.
>>64211874
I'm glad JJ is out of the picture now, at least.
I hope VIII tries to world build more; maybe even show the fact that the original Empire still exists and maybe have a capital ship engagement or two.
TFA was worth it purely for the prequel babbies losing their shit.
Does Sheev even have to try or is he just that good?
>>64212043
yeah this tbqh
mad prequelshits gave so much keks in the past week
>>64212107
>>64212043
so what are you.. an old fag? does that mean you like this flick?
are prequel babies more patrician than oldies?
>>64212156
dont have to be mad
thx for the keks tho
>>64212156
It doesn't matter. I like the OT and I love seeing the PT babbies mad.
>>64212156
>mental gymnastics
Do you even have a talent or you just shitpost all day?
>>64209253
Is that why Luke receives training from Yoda in ESB? Why does Yoda say Luke is too old to be trained? Why does he mention that he has trained jedi for hundreds of years? Face it, you're just using this shitty excuse to defend Rey's miraculous force powers.
>>64212426
my opinion is correct. now you can call it shitposting like the ignorant fuckhead you are or you can get a grip and agree with me
>>64212348
>>64212107
mad they were born in the wrong time
tfw grew up comfy with phantom menace and attack of the clones on video :--)
>>64212156
lelele prequels le redlettermedia
I would rather watch a treatise on Marvel cinematography than an original Star Wars movie lelele
Just to make things correct
Originals: great comfy space fun 8/10
TFA: I expected something terrible but I got a decent fanservice with great production value 6/10
Prequels: genuinuely bad abysmal trash,disregards the originals is every way
0 production value,laughable in every single aspect 2/10
>>64212530
>my opinion is correct
>just mad questions
Nice delusion, bro! I like your passive aggresive attitude too!
>>64212530
I have fond memories of both the OT on vidya tape, and then seeing the prequels with my younger brother in theaters. I thought Star Wars was this old ancient thing that was never coming back; though I did enjoy Rogue Squadron and Shadows of the Empire on the N64.
When I heard there was going to be an Episode I, I virtually came. I remember coming home fater seeing Episode II with my family and talking about how cool the Super Battle Droids were with my brother. Ahhh, comfy.
>>64212773
The Prequels had Sheev and Fett service, surely you can appreciate that.
>Kylo
>Dead
pick one
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my seat for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
Ayy quirky space movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
>>64212773
>there are actual human beings right now who genuinely believe the prequels are bad
this is upsetting
>>64213004
Pasta is a week old and already stale, m8. This board needs OC badly, and you're the lad to do it.
>>64213064
>a week old
How new are you though?
http://desustorage.org/a/thread/129470906/
>>64213033
they are trash
>>64213128
ohh you dont like substance, i see i see, i didnt realise you like good films. perhaps if you dont enjoy good characters, good character development, good world concepts, good quotes, good everything, then you should probably watch something for the easily entertained like TFA. or why dont you go and watch transformers or a fast and furious film.
sounds like that'd be up your street
>>64213193
kek mi amigo
It's the meme where prequelshits try to claim that the prequel movies are well thought experimental arthouse movies
>>>/r/eddit
>>64210901
You mean except for the part where Reddit acts like this is the single best Star Wars in existence?
>>64213103
>current year pastas
>meme connoisseur
