Is there a more retarded high school movie?
>autistic freshman kid ends up scoring with literally the hottest senior girl
>beats up like 5 jocks singlehandedly when they give his gay friend a hard time
Is this the product of a writer being shameless about making wish fulfillment bullshit?
>>64197385
to be fair it wasn't 5, and he caught them off guard
I thought it would be a good movie to watch being schizo/bipolar myself but it was just unrealistic cliche shit.
>>64197385
>gets molested by the hottest aunt of all time
>somehow develops mental issues from that
>"all of the great writers always wore great suits!"
That's when I turned it off
Best young adult movie. Prove me wrong.
>>64197902
maybe if you live a sheltered life
oyvey
>>64197385
>movie called perks of being a wallflower
>effortlessly becomes friends with all the cool kids
Be thankful. The book is worse.
>That time where chad "rapes" stacey in front of him and he doesn't do anything except be angsty about it later on
>>64197385
>Kylo Ren was a faggot who got made fun of in high school
>Turns into a faggot who loses at lightsaber duels to an inexperienced woman
Well, now we know.
>/tv/ is mad that someone got to touch their waifu's tits
>>64197902
I don't have to, what you said was objectively, axiomatically untrue.
>>64197902
>social outcast hooks up with Emma Watson
it's virtually /tv/'s wet dream
The normie's "if you have no friends, there'll be people hoping to take you in" narrative.
Yeah right, like that happens in real life.
>main character is socially awkward autist
>but don't worry audience, he's like that because he was raped
I watched this with normie friends and both the guys and girls cried what the fuck
>>64198870
What does that key open?
>>64199042
Or maybe the main character, as geeky as he is, is still cooler and more friendly and interesting than you.
>>64197385
but if I recall correctly he doesn't end up with her.
I don't even remember if he gets her in bed, I only remember her moving somewhere and him trying to kill himself.
>>64197502
Was it just in the special edition that hey reveal that? I think in the normal version he blames himself for her death (quite ironic in a way).
>>64198579
what are you even talking about, you retard?
>>64197385
The book is worse. It's a fun, light, sugary read, but the image the protagonist presents of himself as being shy, awkward, unnoticed as a 'wallflower,' etc., all the while getting into crazy situations and scoring friends and envious women left and right, is increasingly silly the longer it goes on.
He's actually a sociopath who carefully conducts an image of himself to seduce the panties off hot wizarding babes.
>>64199277
>implying ezra miller doesn't look like driver
>>64197902
Me, Early, and the Dying Girl is infinitely better and more believable.
As is It's Kind of a Funny Story.
>>64199122
Probably :3.
I'm not either claiming to be bitter. I know I fully deserve that for myself. But in the movie, he litterally did make no effort.
>>64199204
Nah dude they totally bang right before she goes to Penn state to pursue some doomed hipster faggot degree
He actually hesitates for a bit because muh aunt gonna raped me but then it implies that they follow through with it
>>64197502
>implying this isn't the hottest aunt of all time
>>64199326
He sat down next to the fag at the football game, and it snowballed from there
>>64199478
So no effort?... I can recount a ton more things were I tried to deploy some more effort for people to like me.
Look I can believe that he'd be likable and that on the contrary, I repel those I try to associate myself with. But in the movie, from the bare minimum my minds care to reminisce on, it's just a "hurr I'm angsty teen" "gosh we sure need more angsty teen here, whaddasay you come along in our group". Let's not even mention those girls he fucking woos without meaning to.
>>64199447
>anon, you're such a brave little boy. would you like your aunt claire to give you a nice cummy for being so brave?
>>64197385
This movie gave me legit feels
>>64199803
>come and give your Aunty Claire a kiss
>let's try that again, and use your tongue this time like a good boy
As someone who had only one year of high school spent playing DnD at lunch and the rest of the years eating alone with no friends; this movie can fuck itself.
>People who don't have friends were probably molested as a child
>>64199122
>movie about a "wallflower"
>friends and normie lifestyle
>>64200055
Sorry, man, but she's ugly af. Wig also makes her look like a poodle.
>>64200192
I'll admit, that wasn't her best photo
>>64200178
I didn't really see the point. Then again, I've yet to truly encounter a movie about some true outcast: not some "welp I only have five best friends, and a girlfriend quite naturally, and attend parties of course, who wouldn't, but I'm not like the most popular guy around, call me a wallflower amirite?" character.
But come to think of it, no one would want a movie letting them view high-school as I lived it.
Also aunts never molest their nephews. That's probably happened maybe a total of two times in all of history.
>>64197902
Breakfast Club
>>64200372
Why don't they?
>>64199087
my heart
>>64199283
>He's actually a sociopath who carefully conducts an image of himself to seduce the panties off hot wizarding babes.
But that sounds great.
>>64198870
Wait a second that really looks like one of those lock keys women get when they lock a guy in a chastity cage. Then they use it on a necklace to tease him about it.
>>64199042
it was weird because the movie, at the beginning, made me feel like those seniors were just condescending and adopting him into their friend group to be the cute awkward underclassman for lack of a younger sibling
>>64197385
This book was probably the first time I became truly cognizant of SJW cultural infiltration. I think I read it in 2004, as a young teen.
>>64201429
what kind of things do they make their slave boys do to get unlocked?
>>64202817
get a job
>>64202894
Are you telling me to get a job or is that what they have to do?
>>64198870
>>64200512
>swn peg you
mfw
>>64199067
yeah that's the only excuse for being socially unpaired, didn't you know?
>>64197385
This movie fits solidly into the 'indie kid' aesthetic so some people really love it.
a) I start as a loner who is misunderstood because he feels deeply
b) Find a couple of friends who 'get me' as a indie kid its not that you are deranged or weird you are just ahead of the curve, nobody can understand your sophisticated tastes
c) Make a mix tape for your friend that he slowly discovers creating a world of magic (it works in movies, when real people give each other songs its usually (hey please check this out you'll love it http://youtube.comjaajka, hey anon did you listen to that song? oh sorry will click on it. click on it. listen to 15 seconds. click it off. yeah it was about love right?)
d) EmmaWatson is probably the girl that most guys would love to fall in love with that isn't too hot to have a chance with and she is pretty indie anyway IRL.
>>64203184
>EmmaWatson is probably the girl that most guys would love to fall in love with that isn't too hot to have a chance with
>ywn find your Emma Watson
>>64200400
this, especially since it nails the outcast role so much better than a movie that's supposed to be purely about outcasts
>>64197385
>so akward
he doesn't have friends for like the first 5 days of highschool and then gets invited to parties everydays and bangs hot chicks
I read the book. He doesn't end up with the girl in the book though. He has like a nervous break down because he hears the girl fucking some jock in the bedroom at a party. Also in the book he watches some guy force a girl give some dude a blowjob at a party and also he makes out with his gay friend.
>>64204227
America is so fucking degenerate
>>64197385
It has Emma Watson in lingerie and panties.
>>64198870
JLaw's key.Emma has to wear a chastity belt because she's such a panty wetter.
Emma Watson is like a 6/10
-dark soulless eyes
-stupid haircut
-no ass
-no boobs
-no hips
+nice face
+not fat
>>64208680
ie girl next door
>>64208680
the popularity adds massively to the appeal. Like half of all actresses (and actors for that matter) look averge as fuck.
>>64208680
m8 she is a 7-8 easy, she would be a 9 with a much better body.
>>64199042
I was a friendless autist in school and there were always people trying to being me into their circles.
>>64197902
Palo Alto
>>64209147
Many people don't realize that us weird extra terrestials are just as smart as these neuro-typicals.
>>64197385
>protagonist is a sperg
>lol it's becuz he was molested xD
This movie is the prequel to We Need To Talk About Kevin.
>>64210780
why is that a negative thing? I don't get it
I'm a sperg and I became very successful unlike Charlie the cuck
