What movie is this from?
>>64193124
My dick: a bonely story
>>64193124
Hold on I have to hit my HAMBURGER PHONE get it? It's a phone that's shaped like a HAMBURGER! Get it?
>>64193124
Inception
>>64193124
Juno
My favorite bands? Oh, a three-way tie between The Stooges, Patti Smith, and The Runaways.
>>64193215
>>64193124
Damn why she a dyke?
Trailer Park Boys
>>64193291
try hard
Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
>this won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay over Michael Clayton and The Savages
>>64193309
traumatic response to hollywood sex cult
complete psychological break
act
>>64193301
I'm a 90s kid.
I don't know what that thing is.
>>64193375
that is well written
better than hollywoods standard cookie cutter dialogue, these people actually converse
>>64193124
that's one class ass outfit, though
ACT
i cried at the end ;_;
>>64193446
Do you really think this? Honest to blog?
>>64193505
dialogue doesn't supposed to just propel the plot to the next scene
it is supposed to also illustrate the character
most hollywood films the dialogue is just moving you to the next scene and exposition
and quips
>>64193124
>OMG, PRENGNACY IS LIKE TOTES FUN AND I'M LIKE SO :) THAT I HAD ALL THESE AWESOMESAUCE PPL TO HELP ME THRU THIS HARSH TIME! ONE DOODLE THAT CAN'T BE UNDID LOL!
>>64193375
>I unironically liked this
Don't tell anyone.
>>64193505
Honest to blog was huge after this movie family. Stop hating you no-fun autist
>>64193446
>these people actually converse
Is this how Californians actually speak to each other?
>>64193503
>ywn give Ellen babies
I'm crying right now
>>64193573
>dialogue doesn't supposed to just propel the plot to the next scene
>it is supposed to also illustrate the character
That's fine but the dialogue in Juno is shit because the characters are shit. You msut watch nothing but real shithouse blockbusters if you think a middling character dramedy about a precocious pregnant teenager is at all special. The Savages was a movie exactly like you said: Full of dialogue that shows the characters as who they are and where they're headed. And it lost to Diablo Cody. Fuck you. And I know she's capable of good writing; Young Adult was actually very good. Juno was not.
>>64193124
Hands looking especially yellow in that pic.
>late 2000s hipsterdom will never come back
2010s hipsterdom sucks. They're not cynical enough, beards are gross, PBR is way cheaper than craft beer, and folk music is trash.
>>64193707
pls no bully
>>64193616
>Honest to blog was huge after this movie
for like two weeks
>tfw I threw a soda can at the first kid who said that and nobody said it again after that
Y'all niggers she is pregnant in Juno.
What movie is this sport shit from?
>>64193785
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>>64193124
A trans boy gets pregnant from a gender fluid shx: the documentary
>>64193124
>>64193787
who is this small boy?
![1267313_543065279103551_1896478030_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F5usXa5.jpg "1267313_543065279103551_1896478030_o[1].jpg")
Is vidya Ellen objectively the best Ellen?
She showed tits, by the way.
>>64193375
>Lars & The Real Girl lost to this
BLACKED
>>64193911
All Ellen is best Ellen
>>64194106
Well, time for bed. This is a good stopping point, because now I can cry myself to sleep.
>>64193978
>implying any dicks been in her
>>64194195
>implying it hasnt brutalized itself with silicone dicks for years
>>64194193
>>64194106
Ellen should play Sans in the Undertale live-action movie.
>>64194106
>>64194304
>>64193787
>>64193978
>There are no 5/10 average looking bitches with no ass and who dress androgynously doing porn.
>It's literally all "big bootied"/"tight bodied" hoes.
Why.
>>64195023
Odette Delacroix is pretty alright desu.
>>64195023
amateur porn exists you simpleton
>>64194304
>my face when that cute
its not fair etc
>>64193309
Most likely she was sexually abused by a trusted older male when she was a child.
>>64194195
she did talk about boyfriends in some interviews
>>64195180
Yes, and it's abominably bad.
>>64194195
>Lesbians never taken a dick
You don't know many lesbians do you?
They've ALL fucked dudes at some point.
"Lesbianism" isn't even real; it's just an extreme form of attention-whoring.
>>64195023
>mfw I ask for recommendations of porn stars that look like Ellen and they say Ariel Rebel
STOP THIS NOW! THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE REEEEEEEEEE!!
>>64193375
>>64196432
you should give up and just go for the pedo stuff
>>64193785
lmao
>>64193375
Someone post the "Michael Cera sucks Ellen Page's dick" pasta that was written in the same style
>>64196292
i might take a dick if it meant i could cum in Ellen while holding her so close we sweat the same sweat
>>64193375
no teenage girl speaks like this. I'm seeing words that have more than two syllables
>>64193927
>>Lars & The Real Girl lost to this
Disgusting
Ellen being BTFO by a random guy doing his BBQ.
https://youtu.be/Iu1lsw3_Kfo
>>64197114
>not available in my country
fuck my country
>>64196292
Gold star and proud, bitch
>>64193787
it's the goddamn roller derby one, whatever the fuck it's called
>>64197147
It's literally not worth watching.
>>64197243
yeah I seen it before but whatever fuck those youtube kikes
>>64197206
Whip It.
>>64193927
>>64193375
>you don't want to know where the Oscar went
>>64197206
its not tho
>>64197365
You're right, well fuck I don't know then. It was probably just some promo pics for Juno taken back in 2007 or something
>>64196176
Is it the plot or the dialogue that you don't like?
>>64196792
>no American teenage girl speaks like this. I'm seeing words that have more than two syllables
ftfy
Juno is a tiny Canadian
This picture isn't from Juno, it's from a photoshoot that looks like it was done around Juno. Ellen Page never wears her hair like that in the movie or stretches in her gym clothes.
>>64197408
she wears that outfit in Juno so yeah, id say thats a safe bet
>>64197147
Trust me, you don't want Cruz in your country.
i'm slowly, slowly surrendering to feet, help
>>64197794
>le evil right winger
also ACT
>>64197794
>not being a supporter of the Cruz missile
Trump cucks are just like the majority of this country: small thinkers.
>>64197854
Don't look to Ellen for that. She's quite foot shy. Dunno why, she has insanely cute feet
>>64196698
based oldfag
>>64197794
>implying ellen is better
>>64195970
It's true. Some anon confirmed
>>64197854
Once the seed is planted, there's nothing you can do. Embrace it.
>>64193978
MC RIDE NO
>>64196698
"Honest to blog. like a boss, applesauce-" Ellen cheerfully remarked.
"CUT!" Diablo yelled.
"What's wrong? I thought that take was good."
Diablo frowned and tilted her head downward. Ellen looked down at the bulge in the front of her pants and gasped in surprise.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't even feel it happen!"
Diablo sighed in exasperation. Filming had run late, and the suck boy had already gone home for the night- after having relieved Ellen of five loads over the course of the day. Ellen was flush with embarrassment.
"I'll just go in the bathroom and take care of this..."
"That'll take too long. Come here." Diablo sternly demanded.
Ellen nervously eyed her. "I'm sorry, you're lovely, but it's just..."
Diablo knew enough about Ellen's tastes. She turned her attention.
"Michael!"
Michael Cera looked like the proverbial deer in the headlights.
"What?"
"Drop to your knees."
"What? No!"
"Fucking do it now or I'm going to fire your ass and hire Jesse Eisenberg to film the rest of your scenes!"
>>64193978
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>64198044
Michael quickly complied.
"There. Now Ellen, do your business, and make it quick, so we can finish this take."
Ellen gently patted Michael on the head and began unzipping her fly.
"I've... I've never done this before..."
Ellen and Diablo both broke out in riotous laughter.
"I bet he means he's never sucked a white one!" Diablo cackled wickedly.
"No, I'm serious..."
Ellen smiled warmly. "That's really sexy. I bet I'll finish quick thinking about that." She fished her steely hard five inch rod out of her fly.
Michael took it in his hand, leaned forward, and tentatively licked it.
"Hurry up you little bitch, we ain't got all night!"
"Diablo? Do you mind? You're ruining my concentration here and I'll never be able to finish."
Diablo sighed and fell silent.
"It's ok baby, just open wide."
Michael parted his lips as Ellen pressed her hands against his scalp and eased the tip of her cock in.
"Ow! Cover your teeth! Mmmm... that's better. Work some spit up. Use your tongue more."
Ellen gasped as she pushed her short cock to the back of Michael's mouth and basked in the wet warmth.
>>64198165
"That's not so bad, is it baby?"
"Nmm-mmm"
"I knew you'd be all right." Ellen tilted her hips back and forward, slowly pumping Michael's face as she held his head in place.
"Unn... so good..."
Ellen thrust fast and hard but she felt Michael begin to sputter and gag. She needed more stimulation, so she instead put one hand on his lower jaw and forced his mouth to close tighter, then began to thrust slowly, dragging her shaft back and forth over his tongue.
"Oh baby... OHHH"
Ellen's tight, smooth little ballsack pulsed against Michael's chin as Ellen pressed his face into her crotch. He felt his mouth flood with warm, sweet love which he instinctively swallowed.
Ellen pulled out and stroked her shaft once, eliciting a single pearly drop from her piss slit. Michael, without having to be told, leaned forward and licked it off, then lovingly kissed her tip.
"You're a natural born cocksucker" Ellen grinned down at him. She pushed her softening cock back into her pants, zipped up and helped Michael to his feet.
"All right, ACTION! What do you mean you never stopped filming? Oh well, I guess this'll be a DVD bonus feature then."
>>64198044
>>64198165
>>64198201
Still gets me hard
>>64197939
No, he's just a slimy creep.
>>64197991
But she's so tiny and cute.
>>64198902
Hi Ellen. Pls be my gf
>>64197114
>doesn't have the balls to take off her security blanket sunglasses when confronting him
>>64197765
>>64197755
So there is no 2 hour movie of Ellen doing yoga in lewd little outfits?
>>64197114
>should a gay couple be forced to bake a cake for a christian wedding if they dont want to?
>uh... y-y-yes...
absolutely wrecked
>>64198902
tumblr do you need a tissue?
Do you need some non-gender sexual space?
Juno was such a terrible movie. Finally got around got around to seeing it after years of praise from other people.
Seriously, what about it was worthy of all the awards it got?
>>64199180
I liked it very much.
>>64199180
That's just the tumblrites falling in line
"Le 70s geek, I would call it hip but the word hip is out of style, and so is saying that something is out of style, happiness is an illusiono"
I'm glad she died
>>64197163
Good job, you couldn't stand being normal, so you became gay, and you'll never, ever be able to untwist yourself from the ball of lies you created in order to form this lackluster, typical identity.
>>64199048
sadly, no
Literally perfect.
>>64199743
Christ she looks like such pretentious hipster trash
>>64199743
literally lesbian
>>64197114
BTFO
T
F
O
based Cruz
>>64197794
I don't want Ellen in my country
shit
>>64199743
this is the opposite of perfect
>>64199785
>>64199836
>>64199924
>>64199959
fuck off /v/
>>64197163
>PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE
Why am I surprised?
>>64200184
>d-dun insult muh talentless dike waifu
im lmaoing at ur life
>>64200222
>videogames are art
I'm laughing at your virginity
>>64200257
It disgusts me that we agree about something, but video games are for manchildrenJust like being a fan of that empty headed dyke
>>64200257
is that a scar?
>>64200421
That's the shadow of her hair on her eye
>>64200349
>anime
>sports
>television
>above games
>>64200535
on his left arm, idiot
>>64199151
dude..dont use this pic for fun..
some things are better left alone..
i hope you wont have to endure not even 1/10th of what this guy has endured.
its fucking christmas..be a better perseon..
that was very low..
>>64193978
HOL UP HOL UP
WACHU LUKINAT WAITBOI
I guess if you suppose this movie was written by adults and not millennials, then it is uncannily well written in terms of accuracy or relevancy.
>>64200257
You do know she was featured in a video game recently, right?
>>64202266
Yes>tfw considered buying a PS 3 just to play with Ellen
>tfw now consider buying a PS 4 to play HD Ellen
>>64193124
pro-tip: about one in one hundred girls from nova scotia/PEI/new brunswick look like this
>>64202525
Y-You mean I can get my own Ellen gf?
>>64202652
What about me? Can I have one too?
>>64200349
Is this image implying people only pursue one form of entertainment? I enjoy literally all of these things.What do i do now huh? add up each average IQ? On a different note, only stupid retards care about IQ anyway since it's literally an arbitrary number that changes every time you do the stupid fucking test.
>>64202525
What are the odds of finding one that isn't an insufferable cunt in the personality department?
>>64197114
i wish ellen page didn't have a mouth
i even found her quite insufferable in hard candy
>>64199021
Are you a grill?
>>64200349
>Atlas Shrugged
If you consider an edgy, wannabe Cuckitarian, teen the master race tier of intelligence you're hopeless.
>>64199151
Yes, so I can masturbate to all your tears.
>>64199448
>They've ALL fucked dudes at some point.
>this lackluster, typical identity
male logic
>>64193978
*glass breaks*
>>64199180
It's comfy as fuck, aspie.
>>64203104
GET SOME FUCKING DOG IN HERE
>>64201090
>Being this new.
keke
>>64193978
That's probably her fitness trainer you fucking cucks
>>64202888
>Canadian
Zero.
>>64202888
>woman
>personality
Are you rich?
