DUDE CORBYN LMAO
DUDE CAMERON EVIL LMAO
>>64189902
Back to reddit lad
Has his yearly wipe happened yet
>>64189999
nope and I wouldn't bother. Guy is a leftie cunt
>>64189936
reddit loves the bastard Im sure(nowadays)
>>64189999
I can't leave these quads unchecked
>>64189902
Charlie Brooker isn't fit to wipe Stewart Lee's feces covered bottom.
le sarcastic daily mail hating miscegenation cuck man
>>64190273
>le mass immigration loving liberal hypocrite man covers up mass rape scandals while doing routines in defence of islam
yeah man I love stewart lee. he tells me what to think. :^)
>>64189902
>>64190036
How does it feel being indoctrinated by closet Nazis?
>>64190273
He used to be better, I think he just lost his contempt for the world when he got married.
>>64190363
>>64190341
>people who do not have left views are nazis
>>64190341
Great, considering that the Nazis were the good guys.
>>64190341
>my Allied indoctrination is totally superior to your beliefs and anything that dissents from the dildo orgy of modern society is a form of Nazism
Brooker has been getting worse every year
>>64190630
Pretty much. He used to be pretty apolitical and just taking the piss in general, now he's just generic lefty man like all other comedians. I can appreciate comedy that I don't agree with to an extent, but when it stops being funny and becomes whiny it loses me completely.
He clearly has views of hating the queen but because hes such a cuckold, he had his american friend say it instead - who is obviously going to have that view regardless
>>64190800
"I'm Doug Stanhope, and that's why I drink"
Just him saying that line is better than anything Brooker says.
>>64189999
Wednesday at 9
>>64190311
Stewart Lee is a master craftsman in the field of Stand Up Comedy. Stewart Lee is a director. Stewart Lee is a writer. Stewart Lee has published books. If you are attempting to make a sarcastic comment about Stewart Lee then clearly you don't understand his act. Stewart Lee's adopted-grandfather taught him sarcasm, and remember that because it will be relevant when I reference it later. Stewart Lee pushes boundaries. Stewart Lee crosses lines, then discredits the entire societal structure that created the line. I doubt anyone truly understands Stewart Lee. Stewart Lee is such a complex genius I doubt Stewart Lee can really understand Stewart Lee. Charlie Brooker is nothing more than a plebeians alternative to Stewart Lee. Stewart Lee has transcended mere 'comedy' as you know it. Stewart Lee is the pioneer of metahumour. Stewart Lee, Stewart Lee... Stewart Lee. Who else but Stewart Lee could disseminate prose in such a sophisticated manner? Nobody. No one can match the creativity of Stewart Lee. Sure Stewart Lee will sometimes offend. I won't apologize for Stewart Lee. Stewart Lee needn't apologize to anybody. Richard Littlejohn... You cunt. I bet posters here don't even remember the good old days of 80's alternative performance theatre. Stewart Lee has a degree in English Literature. If you don't agree with Stewart Lee then you are Tory scum and probably like football and Top Gear and you deserve to be strapped to a chair and starved to death while forcibly being injected amphetamines and made to watch the "comedy stylings of Lee Mack". Lee Mack never even went to university. Stewart Lee is one of us, if like me you have a liberal arts degree. Otherwise Stewart Lee is clearly above you and you just don't understand his comedy. Stewart Lee has an encyclopedic mind. Stewart Lee was a fanboy before it was cool to post on message-boards. Ask him anything about the Incredible Hulk. Guarantee Stewart Lee knows everything about the Incredible Hulk.
>>64190895
Doug is pretty based, I remember laughing my ass in this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97oP708_pI
>>64191041
I agree. Double BAFTA award winning comedian Stewart Lee is truly an outsider and shaman figure who deeply challenges the pervasive right-wing fundamentalist Christian dogma that dominates almost every aspect of our society. All those right-wing Christian stand up comedians (of which there are many) are literally speechless when he BTFOs them every time with his perfectly crafted satirical blows.
>>64191200
Have you seen Word of Mouth?He cums on his own face with a beer bottle.He's a modern hero.
>>64191212
>Bafta
>Means shit
He can barely get on TV
>>64191370
>given four series contract with the BBC
>curated a comedy series of his own choosing for Comedy Central
>can't get on TV
the amount of TV spots he must turn down are beyond number. you're buying into his lies. panel shows were practically sucking him off trying to get him on, but he says no because he has a fragile ego and needs to defend his vapid and entirely constructed 'authentic' persona and reputation to keep his slaves like you on side.
Did you hear about the one about her Husband or her big flappy fat vagina?
>>64191455
>four series contract with the BBC
What series is this?
>>64191552
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
>>64191552
Stewart Lee's comedy vehicle.
>>64191585
>>64191598
>2009
>2011
>2014
>18 episodes total.
That's not really a lot.
>>64191319
Im seeing it now, top kek. I've seen other 3 or 4 full stand-ups, love this guy...
>>64191041
Thanks for telling it to me straight, Anon, like a pear cider made from 100% pear.
>>64191455
>because he has a fragile ego and needs to defend his vapid and entirely constructed 'authentic' persona
it's because
1) panel shows are boring because they are mostly written in advance by staff writers.
2) you don't get to be the star. anyone can be replaced so you are helping the producers of the show more than yourself.
3) his self-reflexive style wouldn't fit the format.
>>64191640
>they only gave him four series he's still basically an edgy outsider rebelling against the tory establishment
>>64190630
Ever since his wife's name has appeared in the writers section of the credits, plus he just hands off more to his 4 unfunny mates every year.
>>64190311
>he didn't mention paki rape gangs at every opportunity
>must be a hypocrite
Fuck off back to /pol/, retard.
>>64191455
He says no because he makes enough money not to have to do that shit
>>64191674
There are four BBC channels and they have a lot of comedy, and compared to the mainstream acts he really isn't part of the establishment, if we didn't have a tax payer funded channel he might not even get on at all.
>britcuck politics on an american forum
Pls
>>64190311
Did you see the one where he compared a muslim to somebody who is mentally disabled because they believe in god? Or the joke about an islamic dog school training dogs to fly into buildings?
Post 0/10 comedians.
>rips apart miliband and labour
>edgy outsider rebelling against the tories
I bet you're an Ameritard.
Is this an "unfunny lefty comedians thread"?
>>64191820
Yeah, but a good part of that routine is about him stopping himself and realising that criticising Islam was wrong and that he should be more tolerant and less like the evil daily mail reading woman who makes a face "as if to say 'first the bombings and now this' ".
Stew always does this act, he introduces a politically incorrect thought he has experienced in his life (e.g. feeling confused at the black man who shouted "move your ass, nigga" to him) and then he uses his act as a form of masochistic repentance, asking the audience for forgiveness for this grave error by using hyperbole to dishonestly strawman a line of right-wing reasoning to the point of absurdity.
excuse me britbongs, Americlap here.
Did your president fuck a pig or not?
>>64191950
probably the mad man
>>64191843
I like Josie Long.
Maybe these are obvious but:
>Michael Macintyre
>John bishop
>Russell Howard
>Miranda Hart
>Dara O'Briain
>Lee Mack
>Jack Whitehall
>Miranda Hart
>Peter Kay
>Jason Manford
>Miranda Hart
>Jon Richardson
>Fat Cordon
>>64191950
Probably not, it was just a slighted bloke who wanted his own back, if he did put his cock in a pigs head as part of an initiation ritual then that's the least worst thing he's done.
>>64191843
Bill Bailey
Noel Fielding
The northern one with the long hair who does stuff like pretend to have slices of ham for ears
![Andi-Osho-Sun7th-Oct-8pm-Lincoln-Drill-Hall[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s8knduR.jpg "Andi-Osho-Sun7th-Oct-8pm-Lincoln-Drill-Hall[1].jpg")
>>64191843
>Dude Nigeria and racism lmao
>>64191950
It's still technically a rumour but considering the weird rituals that do happen in private schools and fancy universities it's not totally out of the question.
>>64191939
Also I should point out that Richard Herring has done this too, hilariously in the act where he literally describes the experience where a black guy stole his iPhone in front of him and then ran off, and Rich literally uses that event to claim that Rich was in the wrong for feeling racist thoughts and that the audience should forgive him for his evil thoughtcrime and then spends the end of his act sincerely telling people not to give into hate and never vote for the BNP. This show was called Hitler Moustache by the way, it's the most perfect crystalisation of bluepill libcuckness I have ever seen live.
>>64191843
>>64192004
you cartoon
CORBYNOMICS MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE YOU MY MATE? MATE MATE MATE FUCK YOU MATE FUCK MY MUM MATE MATE
>>64192034
interested in hearing more thoughts about how stand up in the UK is not an enforced liberal echo chamber
>>64191212
Did you also know that Stewart Lee has written for television, radio, newspapers, and magazines? Perhaps your also aware of the charity work Stewart Lee does in Eire rescuing injured donkeys? The right wing establishment in stand up comedy has never done anything to help save the lives of injured donkeys. The right wing establishment probably don't even have a charity. The right wing establishment is too busy subjugating women, black, and asian comedians. Not to mention the right wing police murdering innocent black youths. Think about this, before migrating as refugees your ancestors were innocent black youths. In Africa. Walking around in a completely peaceful idyllic society where humans were highly evolved and peaceful sentient beings. Now imagine a racist white murderer shooting your grandfather. Your kind elderly grandfather. Stewart Lee's grandfather wasn't his biological grandfather, Stewart Lee was an adopted soul of '68. Stewart Lee was born by chance but also entirely by coincidence. Stewart Lee's adopted grandfather didn't fight against the Nazis so that racism could persist. Thats the one thing the right wing tabloid readers can't understand about racism. Stewart Lee understands racism. Stewart Lee lived in London back in 1981. Stewart Lee was there when the Brixton riots happened. Stewart Lee performed street comedy for the innocent youths while evil christians burned the cultural centre of black Briton. These are just a few of the reasons that the right wing christian comedians like Michael McIntyre and Frankie Boyle appeal to racist Britain. Also why the unmatched intelligence of Stewart Lee cannot be disputed. Stewart Lee is a comedians comedian. Richard Herring has been quoted as saying "yes, it's true. Stewart Lee is a comedians comedian." Stewart Lee could deconstruct any other working comic in Britain before the average dumbed down lowest-common-denominator audience member can order another pint of stout.
>>64191843
i remember she was on hignfy with jacob rees mogg and he was so much funnier than her it was shocking
>>64192004
One of the biggest Richard Herring fans here.
I stopped ever listening to a word he had to say after that routine and hope he vanishes into obscurity just as he deserves.
He could have been one of the greats too.
>takes the piss out of clegg
hahaha
>takes the piss out of miliband
hahaha
>takes the piss out of le meme pint man
WTF BIASED BBC LIBKEK SJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
Have I got news for you is unwatchable now
>>64191939
http://www.stewartlee.co.uk/milder-comedian/massmovement-interview/
>MM: In the series you did an episode criticising some aspects of television. Was there anything you wanted to add to that show but couldn’t as it was on the BBC?
Stewart: No, there was nothing I was stopped doing in the whole series, apart from one sentence about David Cameron that I was made to slightly re-twig so that it was factually accurate. It was just something he’d said about religious schools, I just had to change it so it was right. One other bit was this idea I had about religious dog training schools, and I wanted to have an Islamic one for training dogs, and there was a concern that was never really resolved that because there’s a cultural, but not a specifically religious, taboo about dogs in Islamic culture, although not necessarily in the Islamic faith, that it would look like I was being deliberately provocative.
I was asked not to do that, and to be honest no-one was really able to resolve whether this Islamic dog taboo was the case or not, so we just had to let it go. It actually made the bit funnier.
Those were the only things I was stopped on. But there’s other stuff that I wouldn’t have done on TV anyway, because there’s things that I do in the live shows that are very long and they are contextualised and they have balance.
You worry that on TV a sentence gets taken out of context and pinged around the world, and it’s not worth the risk with YouTube and all this kind of thing.
So the reason they didn't do the sketch (but still explained what would be in it, which means they still essentially tell the joke) is the BBC thought it would be provocative to use dogs, not even the suicide bombing bit.
>>64192070
well you've come to the right place
>>64191993
Have you ever seen his first two standup shows? They're pretty good, then he did Part Troll and it wasn't as good, then after that it was all awful.
>>64189902
He appeals to the lowest common denominator, i.e. leftist students and guardianistas, much like Stewart Lee.
Left wing stand-up or diatribe is literally the safest, most circlejerking manifestation of reddit in the modern era
>>64191950
Yes
>>64192070
The problem is that the only place to get paid is London, the faux multicultural heart of the World.
You also aren't allowed to ever say a bad thing or you are classed as the next Roy Chubby Brown and banished to no coverage.
The UK will only accept left wing boring shit to be broadcast and everyone toes the line.
It's sad since we will never see another Day Today or the like.
>>64189902
To be fair you can't continue acting like a twentysomething bitter nerd when you're a TV producer and have a kid with an ex Blue Peter girl
>>64192122
When did Harry and Paul become 'shots fired' the tv show?
I haven't heard or read anything from him in a while; he isn't ACTUALLY shilling for Corbyn is he?
>>64192252
Why? It's not like the BBC prohibit criticism and satire at their expense.
>>64192121
Is there anyone who unironically believes the BBC isn't the mouthpiece for the neo-milennial left?
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/09/21/analysis-bbc-pictures-show-53-migrant-kids-just-36-men-out-of-step-with-reality/
>>64192252
Harry and Paul have always taken the piss out of people and caricatured stereotypes.
>>64189902
>>64192306
Corbyn is the best thing to happen to Britain in a long time t,bh fa,m
>tfw the only stand up in the UK who has vocally come out against liberal groupthink shit is Andrew Lawrence and he is fucking awful and not funny at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrlg6b0Sq9s
I just want a UK Sam Hyde already
>>64191645
>100% pear
TRIGGERED
>>64192122
Do you remember a time when NMTB was good? Have I just reached a point in my life where I just don't like new things or is everything bad now?
>>64192162
At least Stew is funny no matter his views.
>>64192163
>that'll show those tory SCUM right guys? guys?
Was there anything more cringey and desperate than the left's reaction to that story?
>>64192426
probably both
>>64192392
Bait
>>64192392
smelly paki student studying for an english literature degree detected
>>64192330
I was thinking more along the lines of taking jabs at other comedians, like that bit they did that bit on Rowan attkinson and Balckadder.
>>64192454
I disagree with Stew on everything and this is true.
>>64192461
Almost as pathetic as the right's reaction to Miliband eating a bacon sandwich like a retard.
>>64192402
we're working on it
>>64192454
he's funny, but he is also ridiculously safe to the point that it gets more irritating than his act
>>64192402
Sam Hyde isn't funny.
>>64192402
>it's a bad Stewart Lee impression
>>64192426
It's always been hit or miss. I've watched it since the 90s and it's never been consistently good.
I think the best episode I watched of recent times was the Adam Buxton one.
>>64192550
He's funnier than 90% of the Mock the Week Live at the Apollo Russell haircut comedy crowd
>>64192548
>stewart lee
>safe
I don't think you know wtf you are on about.
>>64192581
alien or sutin?
I've watched probably every episode up until the rebranding and I remember loving every episode with Mark Lamarr.
>>64192392
>>64192540
Based Jezz confirmed
>>64192601
>>64192550
Still stands
>>64192616
>celebrated liberal man bravely defies liberal establishment by being 20% more liberal than everyone else and criticising them for it
yeah man, he's really standing up to the big guys and putting his career in jeopardy
>>64192520
>implying Miliband wouldn't have been a national embarrassment if elected
thank god we have a pretty based populist tabloid press who act as a necessary check on leftist delusion
>>64192652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McqEIw5pyvE
>>64192426
Blame Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross.
When they left that voicemail on Manuels mobile, the BBC came under fire and it was the final nail in the coffin.
It started with Angus Deayton getting fired from HIGNFY for his personal life. Yet they have had people like Piers Morgan on as guests since despite them being found to making fake pics of Iraqi torture to sell papers.
Stewart Lee also indirectly had a hand in it since his Jesus musical got so many complaints by people who never watched it and he refused to ever apologise (and rightfully so)
All offensive humour was to be dropped so Simon Amstell had to go from Buzzcocks since a lot of the laughs came from bullying guests.
All comedy is santised.
All minorites are unfairly represented.
Lenny Henry wants more blacks on TV, it will be done.
iPlayer is full of Asian music, Asian presenters and Asian comedies.
Jo Brand appears on everything despite being one of the unfunniest things to have ever been shat into society.
In fact, the same ten people appear on every show when they used to be one of the best places for a new comedian to get a break.
The BBC is supposed to be objective yet to mention UKIP is akin with coming out and saying you are Hitler. Farage even complained about this during the election.
I have no right to complain since I don't pay a license apparently but the BBC has to go. It is poison now.
>>64192616
>fuck le UKIP, le xenophobes, le Clarkson, le little Englanders amirite guys?
metropolitan liberal twat detected
>>64192682
Again; you clearly have no fucking idea.
>>64191921
That's Marcus Cuntstock right? Fucking hate that guy.
>>64192688
>thank god we have a pretty based populist tabloid press
You really need to stop and look at yourself when you make statements like this
>>64192670
A real leftist. Not a liberal but a leftist. I don't know if I could pick out another politician with the same integrity as him save Dennis Skinner
>>64192744
Great retort retard. Lee is literally the safest, most pathetic pandering stand-up around
>>64192688
No implication was made at all, you strawmanning faggot. You claim the left's reaction to our PM fucking a dead pig was cringey, yet ignore the pathetic right's reaction to a man eating a sandwich. Unless you think inserting your dick into a pig carcass is normal behaviour.
Miliband's a twat, but at least tear him apart on his views and policies rather than his looks and mannerisms.
Worst "comedy" thread to ever appear on /tv/
Seriously fuck britbongs.
>>64192805
>integrity
lol.
>there are unironically left wing students in this thread who would vote for a Corbyn government
>>64192811
He makes plenty of jokes about his audience demographic and I'm sure at least part of him has genuine contempt for them
>>64192724
>>64192744
In this post: people who think the Daily Mail and the neoliberals control the planet.
>>64192811
>didn't understand Stewart Lee
>>64192725
>i will ignore his mockery of labour, lib dems, clegg, miliband etc. cos it doesn't fit with my biased views of his comedy
Go back to /pol/ you paranoid fucktard.
>>64192869
You don't realise that's why these people even go to comedy shows? To hear complaints about their demographic? It's a form of flagellation.
>>64192811
Lee will always be remembered as the guy who absolutely destroyed on TV when it came to shouting down those who claim Political Correctness has gone mad.
He made some great arguments however chose to completely ignore every valid case where PS has gone mad since these never fit his narrative.
>>64192392
>>64192811
No that would be the likes of John Bishop, Michael McIntyre and all those dullards that appear on Live at the Apollo.
You're out of your depth here, son.
>>64190311
I'm /pol/ as fuck and I find Stew hilarious.
>>64192601
When you actually think about it, he's funnier than most comedians on telly by far.
I'm no /pol/ regular but nearly everything on telly is far left crap, I used to watch mock the week, have I got news for you etc all the time when I was younger but I cant stand them now, and to top it off every fucking episode has a feminist twat on it now whenever I check one of them out.
>>64192866
What a terrible thing it would be to have our fucking railways back and to prevent the privatisation of the NHS and to clamp down on tax evasion and to generally not try to make the rich richer and the poor poorer.
OUTTA MY WAY, BROOKER FUCKING SHITS
>implying Philomena Cunk and Bary Shitpeas aren't the best part of Screenwipe
>>64192931
>Cameron = empire
>Corbyn = resistance
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64192980
>the 15-year-old starter pack
>>64192931
I'm a leftist faggot but I admit that Owen Jones is cuckold personified
>>64192866
Well you can explain why he doesn't have integrity and then maybe compare his position to that of the current government as well as other within is own party.
>>64193000
Funny because the people that Brooker now panders too are the very people these characters are mocking.
>>64192899
have you just fabricated this in your head? He panders to young metropolitan liberals and literally spends half his time attacking strawman arguments from the right. It's fucking hilarious that you don't see this
>a-anyone who isn't a left wing shill must be from /pol/
hilarious. back to /int/ you student mongoloid
>>64192099
>ever doubting the moggster
>>64193008
Go on then, why am I 15 for wanting nationalised railways and health care?
Why aren't you an edgy 14-year-old for believing the opposite?
>>64191950
The way people have been playing it up they made it sound like he fucked a live pig until he climaxed. At most he put his dick in the mouth of a pig's severed head as part of an initiation rite.
>>64193008
>the 70-year-old has been
>>64191677
>mfw she get's a bigger cut of the show than he does
>>64193042
>i have never actually watched lee
Yes, it shows.
>>64192980
Is this satire? Please don't tell me there are people on 4chan who think like this
>>64193013
im a rightist faggot and i don't mind owen jones, he seems okay
>>64192964
Me too. I have a weird love/hate relationship with him because he was my hero when I was a teenager, but since I turned full reactionary I've noticed how dishonest and annoying he is in his careful construction of contexts to prove his worldview. He borders on Jon Stewart levels of pandering "lel im just a comedian x)" shit. I don't write him off because I believe he is still a very good comedian, I'm just super disappoint at how lazy all his political shit is ever since his act metastasized after winning them awards. He's reaching for ever more ridiculous contexts in order to still portray himself as a disregarded outsider because his act is structurally dependent on that, which is why he's moved from his "the world has rejected me" to a more domestic "my wife and son don't respect me" angle now. He's kind of painted himself into a corner and is now in a similar position to Louis CK. I'm interested in what his next show will be like.
>>64193109
Why can't you explain what is wrong with what has been posted rather than resort to ad hominem attacks?
>>64192520
Not really.
Cameron's story backfired completely and made him seem more of a #lad; only Greens thought it made him look bad. Milliband's made him look like a malfunctioning Politicianbot and EVERYONE laughed at him.
>>64193109
>wanting to whore our country out to Cameron's big business cronies
ok mate
>>64193109
This entire thread thread is just Stewart Lee arguing with himself, the ultimate satire.
>>64193089
Really? given the electorate roundly rejected Labour at the election I would presume he's in the majority
>>64191843
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Women_comedians
>>64193125
He needs another Jerry Springer: The Opera moment. That made him.
>>64193151
>backdoor privatization!!!
>the government should own the railways because the public sector is more efficient than those bastard profit seeking corporations
tell me why nationalised rail is more efficient than government contracting it out to the private sector
>>64191999
this insufferable cunt.
>automatically disregard any comedian who bases all their jokes on their sex/ethnicity
>>64191723
>Being a pedo apologist
Fuck off back to your cunny thread freak.
>>64193109
Why do you want to be a cuckold for big business? Sixteen tons and what do you get?
>>64193158
Yes really. The right wing press were out of the loop and shit scared so routinely attacked his image and background rather than his policies. That whole shit about his dad was embarrassing beyond belief. Of course, to teenage retards such as yourself, it's perfectly acceptable behaviour from our press.
>>64193205
>he needs another 'le mock the christians' moment
>>64193067
Because I'm old enough to remember when the nationalised railways were complete shit, and I'm permanently disabled because of NHS incompetence.
>>64192980
>he thinks there is any difference between public and private ownership of a good
>he thinks the government can magic wealth and money out of thin air in order to sustain giant gaps in financing
>he thinks income inequality is a bad thing rather than the result of the market
>he was born in a society and satiated with pro-state propaganda that he will defend it long into his adulthood despite it literally robbing him of his future to pay for boomer's retirement
you realise the NHS has a £30bn black hole in its operational budget, correct
>>64191723
>at every opportunity
not even once. He's a limp wristed left wing coward
>>64193205
I would recommend he devotes a whole show to the killing of Lee Rigby. Have gags about a young soldier getting run over and decapitated in the street by Muslims who still claim to be British to this day and who pled not guilty despite the immediate evidence that was beamed around the World.
If he can pull that off instead of just mocking a racist taxi driver for 30 minutes then he can be crowned the true king of comedy.
>>64193217
Because it objectively was before it was privatised.
>>64193248
i'll have you know im 23
>>64193168
JUST
>>64193263
Fuck off, grandad.
>>64193248
>That whole shit about his dad was embarrassing beyond belief
Yeah, why the fuck would it matter that his dad was a Marxist writer and profoundly influenced his son, the potential future Prime Minister of this country? They really overstepped their remit with that one
>>64193281
so the "gentleman bombers" routine x 1000?
If any of you ever meet Stewart Lee, you must do this one thing.
Tell him you torrented all of his DVDs / TV Shows and offer to buy him a pint out of guilt.
Nothing annoys him more.
>>64193320
Brilliant. Don't mind if I steal that one do you?
>>64193263
>I'm permanently disabled because of NHS incompetence
are you sure that wasn't caused by your whore of a mother drinking and smoking crack during pregnancy?
>>64193279
He also didn't mentioned the Tory paedo gangs either. Of course, this is something else people like you ignore as you expect our entire media to focus exclusively on paki rape gangs and nothing else.
did stewart lee release anything in 2015?
>>64192426
Not since Lamarr.
>>64193285
Read that in the Indy did you lad?
>>64193281
Yes, and ridicule Rigby's family too by using their son's tragic death as material for people to laugh at. BRAVO!
>>64193371
good old leftie tolerance right here folks
>>64193248
Our "right wing press" which all believe unquestionably in political correctness, the sexual revolution, liberalism, equality, diversity and anti-racism? Don't confuse partisan attacks by tabloid scum for any kind of principled defence of ideals. Those press are hawks defending their own and their scummy friends own interests, just as the left do. There is no ideological component to their behaviour.
>>64189902
The left are the establishment now, that's why anything right wing isn't allowed a comedy gig. Cameron's Tories are New Labour, putting up the minimum wage to £8 is essentially a way of destroying small business, just like it was when that spiv Tony was in, big business and big government go hand in hand, boys.
>Anyone I disagree with politically is a shit comedian.
>He made fun of based Farage? Fucking libcuck BBC.
>Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich LMAO
Bravo guys, literal autism.
>>64193336
And the rest. Of course, I'd expect someone who defends a man who uses his own disabled son for political capital to also defend a stitch up job.
>>64191950
>president
Kill yourself burger, literally.
>>64193383
Nah, he took a year off.
>>>/britfa.gs/
there's a whole containment website just for leftists. I don't see why you brats need to shit up /tv/
>>64193457
You're on 4chan. If you cannot tolerate ridicule and personal insults from all corners then fuck off to reddit, you piss-soaked old faggot.
>>64193320
>>64193089
CURRENT YEAR!
>>64193516
4chan isn't your personal hugbox where you only get to talk to people you agree with. If you want that you're better off on reddit.
>>64193380
You realise there have been literally hundreds of shitskin rape gangs discovered in England? Nobody is saying degenerate aristocrat pedos don't deserve to be skinned alive, it's just the scale of the problem in the former is somewhat more of an issue, given that their victims total well into the tens of thousands.
>>64193470
>he doesn't read the mail, express, the sun
I suppose you should be commended for not doing so, senpai.
>>64193275
>he thinks there is any difference between public and private ownership of a good
Council houses versus private housing.
>he thinks the government can magic wealth and money out of thin air in order to sustain giant gaps in financing
And when did I imply that?
>he thinks income inequality is a bad thing rather than the result of the market
>result of the market
the market? you must really be a libertarian to think the market works, or is even really in control. It doesn't provide efficiency and it doesn't provide high levels of employment, it funnels wealth from the people to foreign business and it doesn't go back into the economy.
>he was born in a society and satiated with pro-state propaganda that he will defend it long into his adulthood despite it literally robbing him of his future to pay for boomer's retirement
I'm no fan of the state, but I'm less of a fan of private business. I wasn't born in a time of pro-state sentiment, every government is criticized at every turn all of the time.
I really do wish we had a right wing press in this country, one that held successive governments culpable for simultaneously encouraging mass migration to this country and undermining law and order to the point that the police won't bother investigating burglaries any more. The overton window has shifted so far to the Left that we think liberal governments are right-wing when in reality they are closer to Michael Foot than Maggie Thatcher's government
>>64193516
You mean like the way you brit/pol/tards shit up every other fucking board on 4chan?
>>64193559
>it's okay when priests rape kids because it's not racemixing
And this is why you don't talk about politics.
>>64193542
>look mother, i used a meme again
>>64193577
>the market doesn't work
lol
>>64193606
>I really do wish we had a right wing press in this country,
>>64192980
All for the low, low cost of flooding the country with even more immigrants and refugees
>>64193559
Yes, and so our media should 24/7 be commenting on this? Is that what you're saying?
>>64193536
it's all just so cringeworthy. Your attempts at insults are like something I'd find when trawling through my local antifa facebook page. BASH THE FASH. KILL THE PIGS. Do you have no self-awareness at all?
The worst part is you tards think the EDL or any right of centre movement is a bigger threat to this country than mass migration or the ever growing third world population
>>64191723
>Mass child rape across the country by pedoprophet-worshipping Mudslimes isn't real a big deal guys, get over it.
I forgot this board is full of pedos.
>>64193619
>Can rightly call Catholics out for every bad thing they do
>Mudshits can do no wrong
Fuck off Rasheed.
>>64193606
>this is what right wingers actually believe.
Its like arguing that the conservatives are left wing because they support gay marriage. One element of leftism does not make it leftist. Foot wanted public ownership of rather a lot fo things, Benn was a stalinist.
>>64193658
I'm sure god's hand really is influencing the economy and this is just how he wants it.
>>64193668
You can't have everything. It's not like it's already too late for us anyway.
>>64193614
>anyone who isn't a left wing retard is /pol/
remember, no matter how many times you repeat this little gem it won't be true
>>64193606
>mass immigration is exclusively a left wing ideal
>>64193687
>>64193718
nice reddit spacing
>>64193659
>Every newspaper crying about le poor drowned boy who wasn't happy with the war-free Turkey and wanted the UK instead
>>64193678
Perhaps it should get more coverage than "celebrity couple are to divorce" and other "showbiz news".
>>64193248
>Attacked him instead of his policies
No, they attacked his suicidal policies all the time, the fact that he was a fucking mong was just a bonus :)
>>64193606
>right wing press in this country
what are all of the most popular newspapers in circulation
>>64193739
You're still a nonce.
>>64193659
The Tories are all run by liberals, the Spectator is liberals, the thinkers of the party are liberals. We have only one paper which wants us to get out of the EU (the Express) and all others just parrot a more watered down version of liberalism. The Daily Mail for instance exists in order to tell middle class English people what the limits of acceptable speech is today, according to the rules laid down by liberal left.
>>64193678
No, we're just pointing out that Stewart Lee's whole "political correctness isn't perfect, but if it means a poor little Asian boy doesn't get called the black spot anymore, then it's alright by me!" seems a little strange and disingenuous now given that the price we have paid for that is the mass rape and violent breeding of thousands of English children which was covered up by the police and social services out of deference to Stewart Lee's ideology.
>>64193684
No I don't. I'm actually for stricter controls on immigration and am anti-EU. The hilarious thing it, you tits in your /pol/ hugbox parroting each other have decided such views are exclusively the domain of the right.
Now fuck off back to your dominoes club, you crippled old fruit.
>>64193619
All these scandals are proof that white genocide is real.
>>64193729
he was right though wasn't he?
>>64193606
this desu. The current government is as much an enemy to traditional Conservatives like myself as it is to leftists
>pillages police budgets
>encourages mass building on green belt land to accommodate inner city niggers and shitskins
>net migration higher than it has ever been
>wants to hold a referendum at a time to reduce the risk of leaving the EU
they are fucking cancer
>>64193684
>shit himself and blames "da nhs"
>gets butthurt after he says this justifies its priviatisation.
>>64193729
>b-b-b-b-but i'm not from /pol/, honest
>>64193745
Maybe you should stop reading those stories then.
>>64193645
>Like, ugh, I can't even...
>>64193814
>covered up by the police and social services out of deference to Stewart Lee's ideology.
Do you really believe this?
>>64193810
Populist. The most popular newspaper in the country has supported a centrist manifesto for the last two decades worth of elections. Are you a retard?
The only real partisan paper in the top 3 by circulation is the Mirror, and that is left-wing
It's been a fun thread but my white girlfriend (I'm black) is horny again. I'll have to leave this thread to go fuck her for the second time today, so for now I'm claiming victory for my liberal brothers against the /pol/tards. See you in the next offtopic /tv/ thread where I will win yet another intellectual battle against unarmed opponents.
>>64193851
So /pol/ is literally everything right of centre, which makes the majority of the UK /pol/ then? Okay buddy, seems fine by me
>>64193810
The brit/pol/ tards only consider right wingers to be angry ethnic nationalists who violently oppose any sort of person who can't trace their ancestry to the Britons and Picts
>>64193851
>>64193861
You know, I really don't care anymore. Call me a Nazi for believing that Mudslime immigrants raping children en masse is wrong, they'd know what do with those pedos and the pedos hiding here as well.
>>64193930
Would anyone like to guess the weight of this guy?
>>64193903
Do you think that by asking someone if they believe an opinion they have previously stated you have somehow undermined them? Like, really?
>>64193930
Go back to one of your Yank threads, Obama.
>>64193909
>>64193909
so you do not consider the Daily Mail or The Sun (the two top selling) to be right wing?
You have a blinkered biew of rightism that views any dissention as leftism.
Not dissimilar to corbyn supporters in this kind of regard.
>>64193968
No one is calling you a Nazi, or a racist, or a bigot. You seem to be almost wanting people to label you these things so you can play the victim card.
>>64194017
>Not dissimilar to corbyn supporters in this kind of regard.
Horseshoe theory is right again!
>>64194031
RASHEED
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>there are people who unironically believe the press in this country is motivated by a political agenda
>>64193903
>Jay Report details 'institutional political correctness' as a cause for the coverup
>Labour MP says that he knew about it but said nothing because he "didn't want to rock the multicultural vote"
>councillor who brought it up was sent on a diversity awareness course as punishment
How can you not believe it?
>>64193941
The truth is there's not much in the way of a real right wing. There only seems to be conservatives and middle ground liberals, and ofc now something harder left in Corbyn, but he's not even that extreme. What any side stands for any more is beyond me. But I spit on liberals and call myself a Marxist.
>>64193930
>black
I bet you've really got curly hair and a large hooked nose, and every night you fall asleep curled up in your Aylan the dead refugee blanket, mumbling something about those dastardly little englanders
>>64191843
Yep.
>>64194009
you want this to be true, that's why it works
>>64194068
*boat, not vote
Although that probably applied as well.
>>64194017
>so you do not consider the Daily Mail or The Sun (the two top selling) to be right wing?
Both of them ran sob stories about refugees
>>64194017
>The Sun is right wing
>literally supported Labour in 3 of the last 5 elections and only opposed them during the Brown/Miliband years because they weren't friendly with Murdoch
>>64191843
literally a labour mouthpiece
>>64194049
it's funny how accurate that is. try to find a single thread without a /pol/tard accusing someone they disagree with of shilling in an attempt to silence them.
>>64194092
0/10 stand up but he's made a few decent videos
>>64194094
>you can prove anything with facts
>>64193930
>Translation: I'm a Somali with a "girlfriend" a quarter of my age and I'm very proud of it.
Try it when China takes the world and see how long you last until they cut your penis off, nigger.
>>64194092
I bet your dick even curves to the left
What should be done about the refugees? Assume that you can't kill them all.
They need to go home, but to secure their homeland should we invade? Boots on the ground again?
>>64194111
Are you claiming right-wingers are heartless, uncaring bastards that care noting at all about the plight humans endure?
The BBC can't openly declare their support for the Left so they do it via proxy with liberal panel shows and stand-ups. It's really quite obvious. I wouldn't care if we didn't have to pay for it and they were upfront about it, but unfortunately I can't unsubscribe from their shitty shilling service
>>64194017
They're both ideology free tabloid shit pandering to retards but which deep down agree with every single liberal innovation since the 60s. Neither of them oppose political correctness or liberalism, they all support the sexual revolution, all of them think that Mo Farah is a British person, despite him literally being a 100% Somali man. They're traitors with no allegiance to anybody or anything. I at least respect leftists because at least they believe in something, unlike the liberal fucking nihilists at the daily mail.
>>64194201
Topkek. Kids actually believe this cos Thatcher said so.
>>64194201
Where are the right wing comics? I sometimes hear them on the news quiz but they're so sparse I don't think the BBC can do anything to balance their shows.
>>64194196
refugees should be taken in and helped
the overwhelming majority of "refugees" who were opportunistic working age men should be told to fuck off
>>64194197
>third worlders
>humans
try again, friend. the Right believes in compassion, only it is a scarce resource to us, which must be tapped carefully and accordingly, unlike the left who think it is in infinite supply.
>>64194196
We could end ISIS in a week just by bombing but that gets Turkey and Saudi assmad. Our only hope is Russia now.
>>64194197
A right wing newspaper would have blamed the parents of the drowned boy for trying to escape from a safe country instead of demanding we open the borders
>>64194201
panel shows are not done by the bbc. They are done by a company called Top Hat, who the BBC is forced to tender out to under government privitisation legislation.
dude news broadcasts have a procedure for reporting stories
>>64194224
>I at least respect leftists because at least they believe in something, unlike the liberal fucking nihilists at the daily mail.
It's funny how the extremes respect each other more than the no-values no-opinions middle ground.
>>64194224
Farah competes under the Union flag as a British citizen. His ethnicity isn't British, no one claims otherwise.
QUICK!
Name a BBC employee who isn't a smug liberal SJW cunt!
>>64194197
>waaah let the shitskins in, let them all in. Look at me I'm a good little bleeding heart liberal. What's that? You can feed and house 7 Syrian refugees in Lebanon at the same cost of housing 1 refugee in Europe? But how would I show my altruistic side if I didn't support the trendy "refugees welcome" movement?
Kill yourself you bootlicking nonce
>>64194256
Jim Davison who was heavily featured on the BBC.
