Official dubs guy ratings.
List of fucks given:
>Photo of the screen
>>64189226
>knock knock
alright, well done. made me mad enough to reply.
>>64189226
I like BEE and admire his dedication to demonstrating how pop cinema is a valid artform but fuck those picks are mostly dreadful. Inside Out is the 2nd best movie of the year? And Trainwreck?! Really?!
Wild Tales is good and worth a watch, not even memeing
However if you like memes here's the plane scene from it. The other 5 shorts share the same theme yet quite unique.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEDQKxep1eg
I've not seen any of those, and was only planning to see Maps to the Stars.
>>64189226
>Knock Knock
>Trainwreck
at least Knock Knock was funny
>>64189344
Cosmopolis was better but I enjoyed it. I don't think it was quite as scathing as BEE thinks it is.
>>64189321
I haven't seen Trainwreck or Inside Out but the others that I have seen (Maps to the Stars, Knock Knock, A Hard Day) are fine picks. Especially Knock Knock.
>>64189344
>Maps to the Stars
When edginess turns into silliness...
>tfw Trainwreck ftw
>>64189390
Maps to the Stars and Knock Knock are fine time wasters but movies of the year they are not. They are rainy day RedBox rentals at best.
>>64189226
>Inside Out
No. Just no.
>>64189226
>it's a Bret Easton Ellis insults more talented dead authors and belittles them for not responding to his insults episode
>>64189226
Is he so retarded that he took a pic of the screen?
>>64189498
BEE is a notorious twitter cunt but that's just part of his "ultra modern post-empire" persona. I think he has a lot of interesting things to say but sometimes he thinks he's God's gift to criticism which makes him a pain.
Also, he's written four or five great books.
>>64189515
He's old.
>>64189226
Is Amy Schumer popular among the faggots of burgerstan?
>>64189549
Oh yeah he's written some good stuff but he's a giant cunt and in such a silly way it makes it hard to take him seriously.
>>64189515
>>64189588
It's post-empire
>>64189704
It's actually Empire.
>people claiming knock knock isn't movie of the year
fucking dorks
>>64189590
Her bubble has burst and I think she's on her way down. Articles are coming out on how much of a bitch she is. The shooting at her movie definitely hurt her upward momentum.
>>64189549
>four or five great books
No one cares anymore, Bret.
Your internet eclecticisms were neat a few years ago when you couldn't find this same inane trash on every teenagers twitter.
>>64189226
>trainwreck
Ellis-chan, no! NO!
>>64189704
>>64189718
>everything he does is calculated and he isn't some faggot slob
>>64189801
faggot slob is empire
Why do you people put so much stock into the opinions of this guy? I mean, he's not even a good writer.
>>64189801
He's a fucking geezer m8, the fact that he manages to put together comprehensible tweets at all is incredible.
>>64189769
Less Than Zero
American Psycho
Lunar Park
The Rules of Attraction
Glamorama
>>64189588
>>64189844
He's 51.
>>64189704
>>64189718
What is empire/post-empire? Is this something he coined an no one else has adopted?
>>64189821
Ah ok then that explains it.
>>64189846
I've read all of those and only thought American Psycho was any good. The description of the brain making a farting sound...but that other shit, especially Less Than Zero...only the art crowd cares about shit like that.
>>64190545
Rules of Attraction is fantastic mate. American Psycho had the most going on, sure, but Less Than Zero is a great debut even if it was literally written by an edgy teenager
WHERE THE FUCK IS TFA WHY IS IT NOT #1!?!?!?!?!?
>>64190584
"Edgy teenager" is hardly a proper descriptor for "priveleged college student", but maybe I should read it again since I read it right after Catcher In The Rye almost half my life ago.
>>64190596
fuck off to /v/ manchild
>>64190650
So you're saying ALL of those are as good as American Psycho?
>knock knock
>>64189549
List one great book this man has written, please.
>>64189846
please see
>>64190774
Where is star wars?
>>64190846
American Psycho was one of the best books I've ever read. I read it cover to cover and then read it again over two weeks. The movie does it justice for sure, but the book is worth looking at separately.
>>64189334
If this clip is supposed to make me want to watch it, it didn't. Unless it's a comedy and supposed to be totally ridiculous.
>>64190846
American Psycho and Lunar Park are great books, for sure. The rest of his stuff you need to be into his style.
>"Can you guys hear my Oscar buzz?"
>best screenplay
>best actress
>best picture
>>64190898
thats like a 2 minute intro to the movie
u wnot really get it unless you are argentinian (same the other stories) but its an ok flick for argentina tbqh
>>64189226
>THE HATEFUL EIGHT
That was shit, though.
>>64189226
At first glance I was fine with it, but now
>Knock Knock
>Trainwreck
>Using informal words in alphabetizing. What is this third grade?
>Only numbering top three
>Listing foreign films with country jut to show how "artsy" he is
And finally
>Two movies from 2014, including #1
It's strange to have a list with utter pleb taste, as well as pretty good taste. No consistency.
>>64192442
Just like Trainwreck and Inside Out was. Who cares what BEE says.
>>64189846
Swap Lunar Park with The Informers.
>>64190846
Glamorama is the quintessential take down of our vapid celebrity culture. I'd say that and American Psycho are his two best, but all of his first five are great books.
Anyone that doesn't include Mad Max: Fury Road is a fucking pleb and a disgrace
>>64189226
Who gives a fuck what this bitter, dick-loving attention whore thinks about movies?
He's only written one thing worth reading his entire life and that was almost twenty years ago.
And Bret, in case you're reading this thread, which you might be, go whine about it on twitter, you hack. You were never even ten percent the writer that DFW was and you never will be.
surprised to see he liked bridge of spies. seems like something he might hate
>>64189334
Wild Tales is pretty terrible, and this is coming from someone who loves Argentina. I suspect it's acclaim is primarily from people who want to seem obscure in their tastes or automatically give a movie a bump because it's in another language.
>>64192880
It's entertaining but it's not that good
>>64189226
>Bridge Of Spies
>The H8
Fuck off cuck and get back to finishing American Psycho 2 the real sequel
Inside Out was such fucking trash. Went to see it with my dad and was pretty excited. I was so bored I wanted to leave the theatre.
>>64192881
>muh DFW
literally a reddit-approved author.
>>64189321
>>64189549
It's so disheartening to see what Ellis has become. I'll always love him, but an aging author going on twitter diatribes, hosting a podcast, rehashing old works, and writing movies for pornstars is exactly the kind of character he would have eviscerated in his earlier novels.
>>64193113
Yeah he's really turned into an uncool caricature. But we all get old and uncool. At least most of us have the balls to admit it.
>>64192989
I don't get this criticism. It's about the absolute pinnacle of what an action movie can be, and the fact that it was meticulously crafted and had actual creative effort put into it automatically puts it above 99% of the movies we got this year.
>>64193191
I don't liek Theron's acting and I don't like they go back the same way but in reverse.
That'sa bout it.
Very good movie.
>>64193070
Like I give a fuck what reddit thinks about DFW. He's the best writer of his generation and we lost an incredible talent when he died. BEE will be nowhere near as relevant in 30 years. Hell, he's nowhere near as relevant today.
Go read Infinite Jest and stop labeling people solely by the websites they visit, you fag.
>>64193372
>dfw
>best writer of his generation
Stop posting
>>64189226
>Inside Out
>Trainwreck
>Best of anything
>>64193466
Right after you delete your twitter, Bret
>>64189334
it was really fun
t. Polan
>>64193549
You probably defend star shit 7 don't you
>>64189226
A hard day is on Netflix. It's worth a watch
>>64193913
Nice ad hom faggot, doesn't change that Inside Out is overrated garbage. People just love it because "OMG PIXAR FEELZ!!!!"
>>64194182
Is that a yes then you tasteless fucking plebeian masquerading as someone with taste?
I only seen Bridge of Spies and Trainwreck, the latter was shit desu, just a typical rom com with a fat bitch who curses, drinks and fucks a lot.
>>64189226
>Trainwreck
>Hateful Eight
>Inside Out
>>64194510
what is yours??
>>64194182
It doesn't even have the Pixar feels. It was so lifeless for a Pixar movie. I don't know how it has a 98%. Rotten Tomatoes is less accurate than IMDB or Metacritic now. At least I can get a more reliable ballpark with those sites and not expect to be blown away by mediocrity. Like, Inside out just isn't 98% worthy. Also, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 isn't a 6%. It's not offensively bad, you should fucking know what to expect. 3/10? Sure. Rotten Tomatoes is shit.
>>64194220
Take it to mean whatever you want, just fuck off back to tumblr or reddit, and sorry I triggered you by saying Inside Out is anything but the best film of the year.
>>64194798
I agree with you, but I don't think you quite get how Rotten Tomatoes works.
>>64194798
To me, the movie was so bizarrely random. It seemed like the script was written as one of those games where someone writes a paragraph, then passes it to someone else who writes a paragraph and so on.
I know most people don't notice stuff like this, but it was infuriating.
>>64194510
hateful eight was good though
>>64194856
Are you stepping up to a local of this board? How about you fuck off back to /mlp/ you disgusting tourist
>https://4ch.be/_/search/filename/1448345966385/
>>64194986
you are fucking stupid
OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE LIST COMING THROUGH
FLICKS
1. Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. L'inhumaine (L'herbier, 1924)
4. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
5. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppola, 1990)
2. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
3. And a Little Kid Shall Lead Them (Griffith, 1909)
4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
5. Fear & Desire (Kubrick, 1953)
FILMS
1. Höstsonaten (Bergman, 1978)
2. Hets (Sjöberg, 1944)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)
CINÉMA
1. Mogambo (Ford, 1953)
2. Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
3. ¿Quién me quiere a mí? (Sáenz de Heredia/ Buñuel, 1936)
4. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
5. Der Student von Prag (Rye/ Wegener, 1913)
KINO
1. Berlin — Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (Ruttman, 1927)
2. Pauvre Pierrot (Reynaud, 1892)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'ascension du chevalier noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Luis Buñuel)
>>64194986
not the same guy - did that anon trigger you with the star wars image? He didn't suggest that TFA should in the best movie list. Before you get mad again I didn't like the new star wars either I thought it was a super safe rehash to make the maximum amount of money.
>>64189846
absolutely horrific taste in literature. though I am surprised anyone on this board has read any books so good for you. Ellis is absolute trash though.
American Psycho is okay but he really can't write
>>64194986
Wow, the autism is really strong here. I didn't know someone could get so assblasted over a reaction image.
>>64195223
Nah the man can definitely write. I understand the criticism that it's superficial trash but there's usually something insightful beneath the surface.
>>64195201
>doesn't change that Inside Out is overrated garbage
Not only is he a cancerous /mlp/ tourist he has no taste
>>64194531
Sicario
Bridge of Spies
The Man from UNCLE
Star Wars 7
Blackhat
Ex Machina
Mad Max Fury Road
Tomorrowland
Beasts of No Nation
Ant Man
>>64195399
Just stop making a fool of yourself, for the sake of everyone. It's cringeworthy, really.
>>64195539
>Ant Man
>Tomorrowland
>Blackhat
>>64195539
interesting
its just as bad as his
>>64195539
>>64195148
> 2015
fyi
>>64195539
You have really shit taste, anon.
>all that Hollywood garbage.
>>64195601
>>64195623
>>64195584
Get off our art board pleb
>>64195399
>he actually thinks inside out is as good as people say
>>64195737
>Sicario
>The Man from UNCLE
>Star Wars 7
>Ex Machina
>Mad Max Fury Road
>Ant Man
and a tip back to you my imdb mo/v/ie buff
>>64195399
You seem upset.
>>64195756
If you head back to tumblr now I'm pretty sure they still have an Inside Out safe space somewhere.
No, that's right, they moved on to a new flavor of the month. What's it this time, do you know?
>>64189226
>Knock Knock
patrician
>>64195959
I am. We have tasteless fucking star wars tourists here who think episode 7 is good whilst thinking they have taste for disliking trash like inside out at the same time.
>>64195978
Are you still stepping up to your cine and board superior you low cineIQ pleb?
>>64189226
>a bunch of foreign films no one cares about
>fucking trainwreck
>all from some nobody on twitter
>>64196051
>Pretending I said anything about Star Wars 7
>Pretending I'm acting like I have taste
You really like that little fantasy world you have created, don't you? Well I don't think that's really out of the ordinary for tumblrinas such as yourself.
So what is the Tumblr-approved list of films of the year then, can you tell me? And I'm shocked you're not shilling Star Wars 7, I thought you guys were big fans of diversity.
>>64196420
>hes still trying to push that an authentic /tv/ poster like me is tumblr
This is cute, /mlp/ star wars tourist
>>64196506
You seem to be trying to drive the point really hard that you're an "authentic" /tv/ poster, care to tell how you reached such an astonishing rank?
>>64196776
Because I am an authentic /tv/ poster. I am here every day to discuss cinema. I take the medium seriously. I'm not just some tourists who comes here to discuss their flavor of the month meme shows without any regard for the board. It's like you're turning up to some club and shitting the place up and then getting mad that people are telling you to fuck off to where you belong instead of trying to make the club accommodate your juvenile sensibilities.
