/tv/'s thoughts on this film?
LMI is better
>>64186999
>>64186999
>there are people who unironically prefer the shitty, dumbed down american version
bad trips
>>64186999
Truly, or being sarcastic? I saw the original tonight. Torrenting the remake now, gonna watch it tomorrow.
>>64186999
I've only seen this one
people, stick to the point. What was your thoughts on the movie?
>>64187033
truly, don't listen to other cucks saying he original is good
>>64187056
so did she used to have a dick
>>64187082
Didn't completely understand that part. Is that some folklore related stuff about vampires?
>>64186999
>>64186999
If this isn't bait, then you would be doing the world AND yourself a favour, by ending your pathetic life.
>>64187116
Book explains the backstory that the movie doesn't touch on.
you people are the absolute worst.
How would you like your vampirism today, lad?
JUST FUCK MY GENITALIA UP
Remake was alright on its own, fucking sucks in comparison though. Novel is the best version.
>>64187210
is it worth the read?
>>64187195
simply euphoric
>>64187246
Ladies and gentlemen, the butthurt American. Note how he resorts to meme pictures to convey how upset he is, a manoeuvre not unlike that of a small child. Also note how the picture is of an awkward, overweight man wearing an unfashionable hat. This signifies how unoriginal the American is.
If you ever encounter one of these Americans, ladies and gentlemen, walk across the street to avoid them. You genuinely do not want their stink polluting your air.
>>64187289
>>64187241
Totally, it's the story from the movie and lot more.
Gets pulpy with the violence at times, but the emotional/comfy stuff hits hard too.