How come Ep 7 didn't have any cute Twi'leks or Zeltrons? Abrams takes time out of the movie to show off a cute alien girl's titties for Star Trek but doesn't do it for Star Wars?
honestly the lack of compelling alien characters in star wars has always pissed me off
why is fucking everyone a human? by which I mean, yeah, there are aliens, but they're always flat who get a couple lines or maybe a scene at best.
>>64180818
Twi'leks are only qt when they have those fucking headbands that make you subconsciously view their lekku as a kind of headgear and not gross tentacles.
Kind of like how Shaved Charlize became more bearable when she had the raccoon thing going on.
>>64180880
>forgetting about Jar Jar Binks
>>64180880
>People always forget Chewie
He got tons of screen time in the original trilogy and episode 7.
>>64180894
>tentacles
>gross
Literally gay
>>64180880
its why everyone and their mom is an alien outside of the movies. Unless they use a lightsaber, then they're human.
>>64180818
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Jabba is known to be THE most hung Hutt on Tatooine , possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Oola's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Jabba barely able to force it past the knob, and Oola moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on jabba's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>64180880
>why is fucking everyone a human? by which I mean, yeah, there are aliens, but they're always flat who get a couple lines or maybe a scene at best.
I agree completely anon. If you ever read up on the old EU I can honestly say that if I were in the SW universe I would definitely be a racist.
Literally 99% of all important shit that has ever happened in the Galaxy had humans in it or in some way involved humans. Humans have like 10000 seats in the senate because we were the ONLY fucking race in the galaxy that had multiple deviations. Purple ice world humans, sexy red humans, humans with tentacles, humans with no eyes, Albino humans, hairy humans, hairless humans, you name it and there was a human for it and there wasn't another race, not a single other one, that had as much diversity as humans did.
Honest to god, you'd be hard pressed as hell to NOT be racist in the SW universe, you'd have to be willfully fucking retarded to go and say "we're all equal n shit", because we're not, we're very clearly, visibly, tangibly not at all equal. Humans rule everyone else, are you even trying? Because I assure you we're not. New EU seems to also be going down this road if TCW and Rebels are any indication, and they're more overt about the whole "equality" message despite still giving no actual indication that we are equal in any regard.
Also yeah, more aliens would be cool I guess.
>>64181150
Hutts are hermaphrodites and they use a "spear" filled with semen to impregnate partners just like some sea slugs,,,and land slugs.
>>64181218
Have you ever considered that maybe humans are just way more numerous than other species in this setting? If humans are 40% of the galaxy's population, and no other single species makes up more than 1%, then humans are going to be doing 99% of all the important shit just by virtue of numbers, even if some other aliens are their equals or superiors in all other ways.
>>64181455
Why the fuck would we get that big if we weren't uber-adaptable god men that were the pinnacle of galactic evolution and everyone else complete fucking garbage?
>>64181504
Having a head start on space travel for whatever reason
>>64181455
I mean it's honestly fucking ridiculous.
Of all the Ecumenopoli in the Galaxy nine out of ten were started as human colonies. Humans and near humans, as I already mentioned, overwhelmingly make up the vast majority of the senate. The best engineers, the best practical problem solvers in the Galaxy? All Humans.
Best ships? Human made.
Best blasters? Human made.
Best Jedi? Humans
Worst Jedi? Humans
Humans are just the best thing in the SW universe ever.
Now please, go be triggered by make believe racism in a poorly written fictional universe somewhere else.
>>64181610
>Best ships? Human made.
Actually Twi'leks made the best ships, the Jedi Starfighter, the shit in Revenge of the Sith, and the TIE Fighter designs are Twi'lek
>Best Jedi: Humans
Define best. Mace Windu is the best but if Pong Krell had Windu's shatterpoint he'd be way better than Windu just cause his massive body and four arms let him wield two saberstaffs
>>64181540
That's the thing though, WE FUCKING DIDN'T! The human nations or empires or whatever the fuck you want to call it got hyperspace at roughly the same time as all out contemporaries. Duros and Hutt and those other guys I can't remember. And there were faggots around even before us.
Infinite empire? They had Force based technology and they got brought down, among other things, by a rebellion of their slaves who were by and large you guessed it HUMANS! Before that there were these dinosaur people that had actual stargates, and they still sucked!
Humans are just fucking ubermentsch in the SW universe, idk why.
>>64181610
>worst jedi: Humans
Ummm
>tfw no rebel Twi'lek gf
>>64181699
>Actually Twi'leks made the best ships, the Jedi Starfighter, the shit in Revenge of the Sith, and the TIE Fighter designs are Twi'lek
>TIE fighter AKA the flying coffin
>being toted as a paragon of good design
Next you'll be telling me the Mon Calamari philosophy of making each and every ship be a completely individual work of art is just the best fucking idea ever.
>Define best.
Kickass and fucking awesome.
>>64181711
I meant whatever I need to mean in any individual post. In this case I need to mean morally worst.
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>>64181877
>webm related it's what humans do to every other race in the SW universe
ftfy
>>64181702
the fact that twi'leks and many other humanoid aliens are obvious human offshoots leads me to suspect that humans somehow settled or were seeded all over the galaxy in prehistoric times, long before the Infinite Empire or its contemporaries
>>64181808
TIE Fighters are mass produced weapons. The other fighters in the line like the Interceptor, Defender, and especially the Advanced aren't your average cannon fodder like the Fighter. Also if X-Wings used the TIEs in their design they'd be better for it. And If TIE Advances were the main fighter in the imperial fleet they'd be a much more formidable force.
>>64180894
Actually a good point
>>64181808
>kickass and fucking awesome
Good thing Tyvokka isn't human
>>64181967
nigga is just a carpet at a rave
>>64181939
>The other fighters in the line
And is a Twi'lek responsible for each and every one of them? And even if they are how do you explain that Twi'leks are just humans with gross tentacle things so it doesn't really make them all that alien to begin with.
Ok this guy is making a weird amount of sense in favor of space nazis
>>64181711
He lost to Jango.
>>64182071
IKR? I'm just saying. If you lived in the Star Wars universe you have to do some crazy mental gymnastics to come to the conclusion that humans aren't fucking awesome.
>>64182036
> Twi'lek responsible for each and every one of them?
The core design was Twi'lek and the TIE was made by Twi'lek. Every TIE ship uses a TIE hence why its called TIE Fighter, TIE Defender, etc.
the tentacle things are part of their brain
>>64182231
Oh, you mean the Twin Ion Engine. Yeah that doesn't matter all that much, i don't care.
EVEN if you're right about this ONE series of ships it doesn't change the fact that human and near-human species make up 9 tenths of every race in the galaxy and are by far the most numerous and prosperous single genetic deviation in the whole of the Galaxy and its entire history. Not a single other race comes close. There's one, ONE other race that has even a modicum of as much adaptability as humans and they have a grand total of 5 deviations.
Srsly, wtf are you even arguing for?
Twi'leks and Zeltron are actually far more versed in sex than humans
>>64182349
Zeltrons are just technicolor humans and are even better at sex than Twi'leks.
>>64182375
>Zeltrons are just technicolor humans and are even better at sex than Twi'leks who are themselves just humans with tentacle brain sacks
>>64181729
What's the new porn movie coming out with the red Twi'lek?
It's interesting because besides the space Mexican, Ackbar, and chewbacca every alien in TFA was a new species that we can assume will be one shot.
I think it's because Abrams associates the "galactic community", i.e. recurring races and their relationship and traits, with the prequels and EU.
>>64182498
>I think it's because Abrams associates the "galactic community", i.e. recurring races and their relationship and traits, with the prequels, EU and racism.
ftfy
>>64181610
None of this post is correct
Humans are a not a majority in anything outside of the films. They are only prevalent in the films cause live action aliens are expensive. In all the material both Canon and Legends outside of the films, aliens make up a majority of the named characters. Rebels has only 2 humans in its main cast.
Humans are also not a majority of the senate. This was shown in the films
>>64182338
>series of ships it doesn't change the fact that human and near-human species make up 9 tenths of every race in the galaxy and are by far the most numerous and prosperous single genetic deviation in the whole of the Galaxy and its entire history. Not a single other race comes close. There's one, ONE other race that has even a modicum of as much adaptability as humans and they have a grand total of 5 deviations.
>pulling this out of your ass
Bipedal species are the most common yes but humans and humanoids? hell no. Humans are a minority in everything Star Wars ever that isn't a live action movie or a Triple A video game.
>>64182573
>>64182533
>Humans are a minority in everything Star Wars
Prove it because as far as I know I'm printing the gods honest truth and you're just a bunch of SJW's on the holonet BTFO by how awesome humans are.
>>64182533
>jelly calamariboo rustled as fuck
neat
>>64182338
i feel like you're making this up cause in Clone Wars the only humans were like Windu, Obi Wan, Anakin, the Clones, Padme, Dooku Pre Vizla, Obi Wan's GF, and Sheev. While the list for aliens is massive
Off the top of my head:
Pong Krell
Ahsoka
Tiplar
Tiplee
Yoda
Kit Fisto
Plo Koon
Darth Maul
Savage Opress
Ventruss
Cad Bane
Aayla Secura
Tee Watt Ka
Luminara
Eeth Koth
Jar Jar
Orn Free Taa
Aurra Sing
Shahan
Barriss
>>64182699
Prequels had far better world building and internal logic to it, while originals were better stand alone movies and sequels are just a sad rehash of the former.
>tfw no Lyn Me ;-;
>>64182625
Just look up a list of characters or watch the show
The only humans in Clone Wars that get any focus are characters from the films. Only like three new humans are really ever introduced. The alien races get a majority of the focus.
>>64182699
>Luminara
putting dots on your chin doesn't make you an alien
>aayla secura will never use her head tentacles to get you off in a condescending manor
why live
>>64182625
How many humans do you see
>>64182736
>The alien races get a majority of the focus.
The entire republic army is literally just a bunch of human clones.
>>64182748
It does in Star Wars
>>64180880
I really enjoyed Maz.
>>64182726
>sad rehash
http://www.starwarsringtheory.com/
Jew Jew had to force racemixing to brainwash the gullible. Any cute aliens would have detracted from the Rey + nigger pairing.
>>64182763
Two and....Is that an emo Chewbacca?
>>64182625
see >>64182699
He's missing like half of them as well.
>>64180880
Originally it was because Lucas couldn't afford tons and tons of alien costumes. Explained in-lore that humans are by far the most populous race in the galaxy and the Empire was humancentric/xenophobic.
Lucas included far more alien characters in the prequels and for the first time tried to make them prominent in the story. But the prequels are done
Abrams went back to the original formula, because he is trying to copy A New Hope as much as possible.
In the old/erased EU aliens consistently played a big role and they went out of their way to not just have humans at least.
>>64182787
Mirialans were a species of near-Humans
Also I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to argue multiple rabid fanboys, I've done that before and it's never ended well so either one of you fuck off now or you can get used to being ignored. I'm responding to a single poster at a time.
And we need to get some definitions down.
The difference between a near-human and a humanoid for one.
>>64182625
The only humans in the main cast are Kanan, Ezra, and Sabine. The non-humans in the main cast include: Ahsoka, Hera, Zeb, and Chopper. The villains and side characters are almost all aliens. The three exceptions are Rex who is a clone, Vader, and Lando who showed up as a cameo.
>>64182699
>>64182867
Also WTF exactly are you addressing? That humans don't make up the majprity of the depictions in X media or that they don't actually make up the majority of the universe?
>>64182804
>Two
Who is the other one? There is only one human in this picture.
>>64182787
no it doesn't they're a category called near humans that are still part of the human genus but far enough removed to have become a separate species.
>>64182843
In the current canon EU aliens are everywhere still
>>64182923
Tholothians are near-humans too
>>64182901
Humans don't make up a majority of the universe.
All the black people in Star Wars come from one planet within the canon. Humans are not that big if only one planet has black people on it
>>64182948
thus making them not human. If you were in Narnia and you saw a Twilek would you call that person a human or an alien?
>>64182989
>All the black people in Star Wars come from one planet within the canon.
it's paradise
>>64182978
Near human isn't a human idiot
You don't call someone a black guy cause he got a tan and likes eating at Popeyes
>>64183012
>thus making them not human
It makes them a genetic adaptation of humans to a new environment and a subspecies of Human.
>near human means you're human
Who let tumblr in here? This is some ALL RACES ARE THE SAME ALL BODIES ARE THE SAME, FAT AND BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL type shit.
>>64183054
No, but I guess you do stop calling them a human if they lived in a place for thousands of years and got slanty eyes, black hair and a yellow complexion.
Right?
>>64183063
that sounds like some tumblr shit you're trying to pull. Someone whose brain is inside their head tentacles and has psycho powers clearly isn't what you would call a human
Did you know that Twi'leks and Zeltrons were Lucas trying to push that blacks and asians respectively were more sexy than white girls while black men were disgusting?
Look it up. Lucas hates black men but his wives were all black or asian mix
>>64183054
>Near-Human was the general term for any of the many species or subspecies in the galaxy which were very closely related biologically to baseline Humans.
It's the same difference and doesn't actually detract from human greatness or the central argument that Humans, in the SW universe, are abnormally awesome compared to every other actually genetically independent race in the Galaxy.
Which is the entire point.
>>64183123
>Racism in this fictional universe actually seems pretty reasonable
Yeah....really tumblr in here dawg
>>64183158
>Lucas hates black men
Who doesn't?
>>64183167
>saying a buncha pink and blue aliens are the same as humans is racist when they clearly arent' cause they have bug eyes and weird shit coming out of their head
Thats literally exactly what tumblr tries to promote. You can't fool me
>>64183167
>are abnormally awesome compared to every other actually genetically independent race in the Galaxy.
Humans can't knock over a star destroyer with their bare hands and have only two arms
The best race should have a shitload of arms, incredible strength, and not need a specific atmosphere to live in.
>>64183304
>and not need a specific atmosphere to live in
That specific atmosphere seems to be fucking everywhere tbhlad
>>64183345
Humans can't breathe underwater or in space.
>>64183304
https://youtu.be/edK6XE4PE1I?t=1m51s
>>64183384
>Humans can't breathe in space.
....no one can "breath" in a vacuum anon
>>64183412
1. Not canon
2. Stupid edgy ass character for pre-teens to clamor to
3. Force sensitivity, it has nothing to do with his race. Thats not his bare hands.
>>64180880
feminist ruin diversity
>>64183439
>ah-boo-hoo! it's not canon no more! it doesn't count! boo hoohoo!
>it has nothing to do with his race
NO OTHER RACE PULLED IT OFF FAGGOT!
GO TEAM HUMAN GO!
>>64183465
>NO OTHER RACE PULLED IT OFF FAGGOT!
Yoda did it
Jarael did it
And Pong Krell could throw fucking fighters using his hands, not the force just his hands.
>>64183465
not canon it means it never happened.
This is what you're acting like
>"in my book Hitler could go super saiyan and he fought donkey kong in space"
>thats not canon
>"boo hoo its not canon it doesn't count! cry about it he could still do it"
>>64183488
Yodas race doesn't even have a name
Arkanians are near-humans and Pong Krell was a cunt.
Humans are the best most prevalent race in Star Wars and the most awesome
Deal with it you race traitor.
>>64183465
>Enjoys the EU
Get this Mara Jade faggot outta here
>>64183522
Technically speaking isn't the guy responding to me using a bunch of non-canon shit too?
>>64183540
>Mara Jade
Isn't she going to be made canon in the next movie?
>>64183535
>Arkanian
Jarael is a Zeltron you dork
> most prevalent race in Star Wars
This has been proven wrong you tumblr fuck trying to say blue people are the same as normal humans
>>64183552
Clone Wars is canon
>>64183627
>Jarael is a Zeltron
also near-humans
>This has been proven wrong
Saying it's wrong and making a list of characters doesn't prove it's wrong.
>>64183552
When Disney bought the rights to Star Wars, The Clone Wars and Rebels were put into the cinematic canon. Everything else from the EU is under the legends title and is not canon unless Disney specifically states it is.
>>64181877
source?
>>64183707
Jarael is Legends
>>64183627
She was Arkanian
>>64180901
>lack of compelling alien characters
Are you saying Jar Jar was compelling?
>>64183720
...Are you retarded?
>>64183522
>Hitler could go super saiyan
if only ;_;
>>64183671
>show has more aliens than humans, movie has more humans cause live action aliens are expensive.
>Humans are the most prevalent race! Also those aliens with two arms and two legs are also human too despite looking nothing like humans!
This is you with your kumbaya all races are the same shit
>>64183707
I know, but I don't recalle any of the events the guy is talking about happening in TCW. Nothing as OP as TFU anyway.
>>64180818
It's one of the reasons I like Star Wars Rebels so much.
>>64183840
>show has more aliens than humans
But that's wrong, as the show went to great lengths to demonstrate every single clone trooper is an individual character.
>Also those aliens with two arms and two legs are also human too
I literally never said that, I made the distinction "near-human" provides which is just a population of humans that has been isolated for an extended period of time.
>tfw you will never suck on a big head tentacle
>>64183946
>to demonstrate every single clone trooper is an individual character.
We only get a handful that have names like Rex and Tip. And even then only Rex is a recurring character
There are far more aliens even if you include the named clones.
>>64183861
Yoda did it in KOTOR which is canonly questionable cause of TOR's "TBD" status.
>>64184024
>We only get a handful that have names
There's only a handful that get focused on but it shows that clones are individuals on more than one occasion.
>>64184052
they still pale in comparison to the amount of aliens that get focus
>108 post on having sex with green women vs having sex with normal women
/tv/ needs to stop
>>64183951
In the old EU lekku were erogenous zones.
>>64184071
Not really no, unless "focus" to you is a few spoken lines. Btw, we've also established your definition of "aliens" is sketchy at best. You're basically completely ignoring the entire concept of near-humans, I bet you think the witches of Dathomir are a bunch of aliens.
>>64181610
>worst jedi: Humans
do you guys remember that one with extra midichlorian?
Twi'leks a slut
>>64184257
An entire race of literal cocksuckers
I get why they're popular but to exalt them? Meh.
>>64182533
>outside of the films
then none of that shit matters
>>64184142
focus is having an episode about them. And there are more aliens than humans with having them be in the main cast of an arc. An entire season was dedicated to Nightsisters and Darth Maul
>>64184257
that literally what they are
>the females of the species are considered attractive by the entire galaxy
>Twilek culture thinks slavery is good
>????
>profit
>>64184323
>Nightsisters
Not aliens!
>>64181150
>this copypasta again
>>64182791
>I'm no Jedi, but I know the force
that monologue about the fundamental interconnecteness of all things really jived with my mental state, being as I was on LSD when I watched the movie.
She was cool
>>64184350
you're an illegal alien
>>64184422
How did you know?!?!?
>>64181218
We better start checking our human privilege.
The galactic system was obviously set up to help other humans and keep aliens down.
>>64183951
Why is this qtπ missing?
>>64181699
>Krell anything but a pain in the ass
But yeah, best Jedi isn't even human.
>>64182791
Fucking hell, Anon. I was beginning to think I was the only one.
>>64182476
wot
do you think species and gender swap technology is advanced in Star Wars? Could I become a horny Twi'lek lady?
>>64184980
That would be disorderly, anon.
>>64182476
>What's the new porn movie coming out with the red Twi'lek?
You have my attention.
I only like Twi'lek girls when they don't look too Asian.
>>64185198
Oola was an African Twilek
All the others were European Twileks
Olivia Wilde plays a twi'lek foot slave in the next episode
>>64185341
>>64185318
this one >>64182727 was asian
>>64182763
Oh shit are those the younglings from the end of TCW?
Is that just fan art or are they coming to rebels?
>>64182763
>emo wookie
>>64182989
>All the black people in Star Wars come from one planet
WE
>you'll never feel Twi'lek feet in your dick
>>64181610
So basically you are saying humans are an analog for white europeans in the real world; all the best engineering, all the scientific discoveries, best problem solvers, best soldiers, overwhelming majority of contributions to civilization and civil society, etc.
