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>Darth Maul had a double bladed lightsaber. >Kylo Ren had
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>Darth Maul had a double bladed lightsaber.
>Kylo Ren had a triple bladed lightsaber.
>Count Dookus' lightsaber was slightly curverd.

If you were a sith lord what would your special snowflake lightsaber look like?
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One of these made out of lasers and shit
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>>64173564
now that stun batons are canonically better than sabers we might even see a sith lord forgoing the saber all together
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Double dagger
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>>64173680

perfect
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>>64173731
Red Guards i hope
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Laser gauntlets.

That way I can just grab lightsaber blades and laser punch ppl in the face.
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>>64173564
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Pink dildo saber
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I'd wear a rectangular light emitter that covered my chest so any blaster bolts that hit it would bounce off.
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I'd have a spear and shield, both made out of lightsabers
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>>64173564
lightsaber gun
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I would be like Based Sheev and only use a lightsaber to toy with Jedi scum. Once they're all gone I'm just gonna zap people.
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Like TR-8R but more badass.
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Pole arm, obviously.
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Lightsaber rock in a sock.
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lightsaber gun: it shoots lightsabers
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Lightsaber crazy straw. After battle I use it to drink chocolate milk while I watch cartoons.
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I would just duel wield and make both orange
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>>64173564
lightshield
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>>64173564
Obviously a Katana - a majestic display of Japanese culture and craft.

I would lead the Jedi with my intellectual superiority and lay down my life to protect Rey, not just for her love, but because I am a noble warrior.
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>>64174345
>katana saber
>beam is folded 1000x
>cuts right through other light sabers.
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>>64173564
You would hold it with both hands, one hand on a barrel type component and the other on a handle. Upon pulling a trigger the device would launch small blades of light at whatever it was pointed towards.
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>>64174345
>>64174416
Already been done. It's edgy as fuck and has a black crystal too.
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>>64174494

How uncivilized.
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>>64174503
Sheeve didn't keep it.
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>>64174479
lol you almost had me until the fucking kneepads.
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a scythe
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A claw hand like Freddy Krueger
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Double like Maul's, but you can detach it to have a normal length saber and a small knife.
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>>64174503
fucking eu
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>>64174639
That was in the clone wars aswell.
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I'd have a regular lightsaber with a fucking wrist strap so I don't have to watch with a constipated look as my lightsaber goes flying off whenever I fall off some shit.
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>>64174138
i liek it
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>>64173564
a circular blade like that one girl in soil caliber
that way if I drop it the Jedi can pick it up to use against me because it would cut their fingers off
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Lightsaber axe bruh
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>>64174684
This really.

Also; super fast lightsaber rapier.
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>>64173564
partisan / scyther
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>>64174967

didn't someone have a thin rapier lightsaber in one of the cg series?
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Can we agree that while that duel wasn't as gripping as other duels, it was still astonishing eye candy?
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>>64174639
nope it's in the super canon clone wars
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>>64174639
Clone Wars is still canon
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>>64174684
I'd rather lose my lightsaber than look like I'm fighting with a Wii Nunchuk
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And some special gloves that let me hold the umbrella beam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tukQDg22o9M
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I'd have a slightly shorter blade so I could move faster than everyone else.
Not like half as short, but I'd chop off a good five or six inches.

Only problem is you have to get closer to engage.
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It shoots lightsaber bullets, which i would direct with the force to curve and hit targets trying to block them.
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>its completely hidden
>Ill never drop it or have it kicked out of my hand
>I can still use the force while using it
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>>64174684
Have fun losing grip of your lightsaber only to have in whip back around and slice your kneecaps off.
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>>64173564
similar concept to Kylo's except... it spews the excess in the front and acts like a flamethrower but with insta gibbing lasers
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>>64175268
Heat sensitive activation switch. Deactivates automatically if it falls out of my hand.

>>64175118
Next think you'll be telling me you're not gonna use the plastic lightsaber sleeve.
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I'm going to be a master of hand to hand combat.

I will have power fists and use special zen, because the force is weak, techniques.

Every night I will sleep with a dozen naked virigns, the most beautiful in the galaxy, but there will only be dry humping.

The frustration of never releasing this sexual tension will fuel my Sith rage.

They can call me Darth Denial or Darth FrusTr8tor.
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>>64175347
Do you know how slow the retraction of a lightsaber is?
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>>64175239
>It will malfunction and chop off my hand and all the other jedis will laugh at me and call me "Stumpy" and make fun of the fact I've never even tried death sticks
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Menorah-saber.
I want to rule the galaxy might as well look as I actually do.
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>>64175403
Did you even try to rethink your life?
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>>64175403
>"it'l malfunction"
>it's just a wrist mounted lightsaber
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>>64173564
>what would your special snowflake lightsaber look like

invisible lightsaber
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pikes beat swords
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deflect THIS with your lightsabers, you jedi shits
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>>64173564
like this
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>>64175628

Not if the sword can very easily cut through the pike.
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>>64175658
they'd just use the Force to stop the shot
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Four-bladed saber

I'll just whirl it like a windmill blade, spinning is a good trick.
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>>64175663
>different colors
It look's so ugly, just sell them with one color.
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>>64175658
>>64175658
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no matter how stupid your idea, EU did something stupider
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>>64175712
this would b badass if you could throw it like Naruto and then control it around and return to you with the Force.
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>>64175373
Darth Blueballs
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>>64175760
This is just a general truth.
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>>64175760
That's actually kind of badass, you can control exactly where the whip goes with the force.
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>>64175729
>implying they're spinning the sabers fast enough to block 30+ bullets at once
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>>64173564
best saber here
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My mom calls me Darth Hitler and says I'm totally badass.
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>>64175712
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THIS

GET REKT
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>>64173564

I would just beat the shit out of people with a training saber.

i.e. an energized cathode-like tube which acts like a stun baton on steroids, and can of course stand up to real sabers.

Just to keep to the status quo, we'll say mine is collapsible. Think Travis Touchdown's beam sword from No More Heroes.
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>>64175832
>implying being one with the Force doesn't give you some amount of clairvoyance
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>>64173564
a landmine
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>>64176074
A buster saber would be pretty dope desu
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GIVE ME AN HONOURBLADE OR GIVE ME DEATH
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Just like the greatest weapon in all of media.
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>>64176074

It was too big to be called a lightsaber.
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lightsaber brass knuckles
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>>64176276
Light-cleaver?
Light-claymore?
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>>64173809
JAPU ANIMOOOO
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>>64176307
>zero range
>can't block incoming attacks
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I feel like it'd be cool as shit though it's already been used in some capacity.

Either this or dual sabers that connect. Think that'd be pretty fun
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>>64176382
>zero range
Leaves your hands open for force gestures
>can't block incoming attacks
Fucking pimp-swat blaster shots out of the air with a backhand
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>>64176250
Some shitty ass video game that everyone forgot had that as the main weapon.

It was called Dark Sector I think and the MC looked like an extra emo Jared Leto
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>>64174967

Kylo Ren's lightsaber would have made more sense if it had a pistol grip and he used it like a rapier.

Fencing style lends less risk to stabbing yourself with the lightcrossguard
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>>64176463
The lightsaber in No More Heroes was a closed connection like that but it wasn't an axe like design.
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>>64176276
More like a slab of plasma
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I'd want one that looks simple, but has a switch to extend the grip and blade to make it a lightspear.

Gimmick would be a flourishing spin, the use switch to suddenly increase reach and stab Jedi scum
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The design of a lightsaber is quite problematic for creativity. You can't do much without severely inhibiting the lightsaber's effectiveness. You want to have as much of the laser apart of your design as possible, since it literally cuts anything. Put too much into your hilt or wielding apparatus, and you run the risk of getting your weapon destroyed in a lightsaber duel.

If there was a way to actually bend the lightsaber's blade, I guess you could do some sort of scimitar.
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>>64173564
Soul Edge Lightsaber
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>>64176463

The whole point of an axe is to utilize the top loaded weight and swinging motion to improve cutting power, you really don't need to improve cutting power all that much with a material that weighs 'Light' and can cut through anything regardless of speed.
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>>64176463
a lightsaber dagger axe would work better than that
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>>64173731
You mean like Sheev in RotJ?
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like this
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Lightsaber bayonet on a blaster
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this thread has made me laugh a lot.
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>>64176526
Huh.
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>>64176525
>pimp-swat blaster shots out of the air
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>>64176562
the light saber in no more heros was a fluorescent light as a joke/copyright.
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>>64176526

Pretty much everything besides the glaive was ripped off from other, better games, the story was retarded, and it had basically no multiplayer, but throwing that thing around was fun as fuck.
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>>64173564
Exar Kun style, triple gem focused beam of variable length
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>>64176525
The image of a Jedi bitch slapping blaster fire made me kek
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>>64173564

My lightsaber would have emitters on all sides of my body built into my clothing. When I power it up it would create a lightsaber cylinder a mile in diameter with a hollow hole at the center where I am standing. This way I could win my duels just by powering it up, creating a black kilometer of scorched earth in a circle around me, and then just get on with my day.
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I would wield two sabers at once and have them connected to a belt on my waist. I think Jango had something like this idk.
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>>64175658
see >>64175125
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Mine would be yellow
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>>64177214
>stuck on top of a one kilometer high pillar in a crater.
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>>64177214
mfw when u fuck it up and point one emitter inwards by accident when messing around with your clothing
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Force controlled flying disc shields

Also known as jedi krillin
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>>64177509
>mfw
>no face
mfw
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>>64177214
>>64177461
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>>64173564
A burlap sack holding a bunch of doorknobs.
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mirror saber
its just a stick with a mirror attached.
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Lightsaber whip
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>>64176624
Fair.

It could make chopping heads a lot cleaner though
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>>64177461
He'd always have the high ground that way
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Krato's swords
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>>64176535
All lightsaber fighting would benefit from this - it's the perfect example of a weapon where the first touch (lightsaber to the wrist, anyone?) would probably mean victory.
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a prism rod

when it gets hit with a lightsaber everyone in the area gets a good tan
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A simple neon Hot Pink Lightsaber
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>>64177700
I wonder how often a whip brushes part of the user's body during use. Something tells me you'd be missing little chunks of your body pretty quickly.
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>>64177810
It's direction is influenced by the force.
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>>64177795
>Not wanting a beansaber
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>>64175712
>>64175766
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>>64173680
nothing can go wrong here
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>>64177826
desu senpai, the force is used by shitty writers to plug up plotholes and keep the story moving in the right direction
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>>64177869
>>64175766
>>64175712
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>>64177901
Yeah, and?
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did somebody say lightsaber [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
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>>64177869
Holy shit I only saw the first episode, is that how much the animation has improved over time?
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>>64176074
That is kind of cool desu
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>>64177912
that lightsaber is a shitty idea
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>>64176074
Is there a reason to have a thin lightsaber?

There's no weight in the actual beam, so surely everybody would want a wider/larger lightsaber?
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>>64177904
Why didn't the one with the weird head tentacle / slug things cut off that chick's hand as soon as she raised it?
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>>64177930
No
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>>64177795
not a hammer with a lightsaber head
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>>64177964
>no weight
Ehhh... Depends on who ask.
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>>64177964
what benefit does a wider lightsaber bring?
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>>64178031
Far easier to block incoming attacks and harder for opponents to dodge
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>>64177991
pls?
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>>64177939
As a whole, yes.
Some episodes are... I don't know rushed maybe. But mostly the animation and stories all improved.

>>64177967
Bitch is dumb.
Plus I think the hand movements just help visualize what you're trying to move, it might not be a guarantee that it would stop it so maybe she was better off dodging.

The real question is why didn't she just kill this bitch when she had the chance. Although I'm glad she didn't that inquisitor has the sexiest voice I've ever heard.
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A normal Lightsaber with a Lightshield. Simple but effective.
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>>64178060
if you want to block attacks, then use a shield
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>>64173564
Maybe a unique color, like purple, but otherwise just the conventional.
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>>64176525
>pimp-swat
I think you need a swatter
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>>64178187
may have to watch it then, never really gave it a chance after they canceled clone wars.
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Like this but red. It also shoot plasma slash beams.
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>>64178187
> that inquisitor has the sexiest voice I've ever heard.
God damn THIS

My fucking DICK
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>>64173564
>snowflake lightsaber look like


a spear type with made of Vibranium
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I'd have a blue light saber.
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>>64178802
edgy
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What Kenjutsu would you all use?
I'd use hiten mitsurugi-ryu!
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3wqaZ5QrjE
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>>64178877
I desperately want to rotoscope or whatever you call putting lightsaber effects onto that entire video

but I just don't have the skills
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>>64175658
t, I've never seen the matrix
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A light saber staff but unstable. It would also be black because I'm a special snowflake, I'm edgy as fuck, and my soul is black.
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i'd have two lightsabers, one white and one black

they'd be called angelbane and demonfang and heheh trust me you wouldn't want to get on my bad side............
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>>64178452
does From just put the Moonlight Greatsword in every game they make?
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a fedora with a lightsaber brim and it's black and folded a trillion ties
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>>64179062
I don't understand this meme.
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>>64179196
they'd block that shit with the force

the lead would stop in mid air before it hit them
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>>64179235
No, no, no. I mean t. [name]. I first started seeing it a few weeks ago but I have no idea what it's about.
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a light gun
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>>64179270
t. is an abbreviation for a Finnish word meaning "regards"

blame the Finns
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>>64177750

It also helps that lightsabers are not hampered by the weight of a blade. Fencing is a fighting style made entirely around the benefits of lightweight swords, so it makes perfect sense.

>No Star Wars movie with Errol Flynn-inspired dueling
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>>64179529
Vader rapier duels with Luke in Empire, until Vader gets bored
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>>64175663
>spent so long wanting a Luke Skywalker version of the non-electric, collapsible lightsabers
>fuck yeah, Episode VII means new line of lightsabers
>finally, my time has come
>go to find it
>no switchplate like previous forms
>pommel is hollowed out for that stupid fucking bladebuilder shit
>it's fucking awful
>go home and mope with my Obi-Wan lightsaber instead

Disney's merchandising department needs to get it together.
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>>64174138
Fuck sake Rincewind.
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Id make a gun that shoots lightsabers
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>>64179626
Do you mean one of these, anon?
I've had this for over 10 years.
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>>64176526
they later went on to make warframe and put the glaive in that too
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I would use a single normal red saber because I'm top shit that don't need no snowflake weapon.
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>>64179165
Yes, it's a tradition.
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>>64173564
Black saber because it's dark like my heart.
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>>64174196

What do you think a blaster is?
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>>64173564

Why is it that Red sabers are always indicative of being on the dark side?

Can you just not align a red crystal unless you're super angry?
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>>64179874
This is cannon btw.
It's a sword, not a lightsaber.
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>>64179981
i want to see new colors, like white and yellow
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>floss pick saber
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>>64179981
Red = synthetic crystal

Any other requires some special light side mining ability or some dumb shit in order to get crystals out of some cave.
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>>64179987
it is LITERALLY called the Darksaber. It is shaped differently because they wanted to imply it was a one of a kind very old very early attempt at a lightsaber.
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>>64175077
Nah, all the lightsabers in Rebels look like that for some reason.
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I'd make body armor out of lightsabers and run into my enemies to kill them. I'd also be invincible.
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>>64179626
>>64179780
>tfw had the qui-gon jinn saber
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>>64180040

Both canon.
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>>64180332
Anyone find a pink lightsaber yet?

If you had the right armor you could pull it off without looking like a faggot.
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>>64174556
A lightsaber fight between a scythe and sword would be retarded as fuck, but I'd love to see someone use a lightscythe to kill TR-8Rs
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>>64180325
You mean this one?
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36 chambers up in this shit
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>>64178941
http://youtu.be/7JOZOSo2m-M

If you have the tools (read: a pirated copy of After Effects and Premiere), then use them
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>>64180610
absolute madman
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>>64180664
Look at that thing, she must be so satisfied
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>>64180610

This is why Donnie Yen not playing a Jedi is a shit move.
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>>64180566
You know it senpai.
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>>64180664
>>64180695
Be nice if she wasn't shitting out of her mouth.
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>>64180664
>>64180695
Dark Vader is a terrible father
>Dark fathers
Not even once
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If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia.
You better read the signs
Respect the law and order.
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>>64180712
It's actually my favorite one.
It has a slightly longer blade so it's weightier.
Makes it easier to do tricks n shit.
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>>64174868
>entire point of battle ax is weight x leverage
>a lazer blead that cuts through anything anyway
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>>64180610
no survivors
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>>64176074
"Aah, you were at my side, all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight..."
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>>64180225
this is.... bretty good actually
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>>64178213

The best shield against a sword is another sword of the same type.
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>>64180857
This is very funny and I appreciate the lengths you went to make this
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>>64176103
you were the kid that nobody wanted to play pretend with
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Like this.
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>>64173731
>stun batons are canonically better than sabers

Source?
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>>64180996
the force awakens
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>>64180090
underrated kek. that lightsaber is absolutely retarded. Lightsabers fucking stick they don't slide, crossguards are useless, THATS WHY THEY WERE NEVER DESIGNED WITH THEM shit

Thought process on this went:

>Reddit pisses its pants because the new special snowflake sithsaber is spoiled in the trailer
Someone points out that the three-bladed thing is dumb looking
>Reddit googles "sword design" and reads the first third of the wikipedia article explaining the evolution of basic blade profiles and features of the hilt.
>"HURR ITS BASED ON A CROSSGUARD ACKSTCHUALLY, THE DESIGNERS ARE GENIUS WEAPONS HISTORIANS AFTER ALL
Still stupid, lighstaber blades don't slide and have never slid on contact.
>CROSSGAURD BASED ON HISTORICAL GOOD DESIGN WEAPONS THOUGHTS
that's not--
>CROSSGERR
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>>64180225
but if u get itchy u can die
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>>64174503
> Though it had originally been intended for Pre Vizsla to fight using a vibroblade,[18] a weapon familiar to the Star Wars Expanded Universe,[5] the vibroblade was later modified at the request of George Lucas, with the creative team instead altering the blade into an archaic, black-bladed lightsaber they deemed the Darksaber.
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>>64180971

And what makes you think that?
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>>64181031
It isn't crossguards on Kylo's lightsaber. Those are vents for his homemade shotty lightsaber with an unstable crystal.
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>>64175663
>lightsaber pitchfork
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>>64180090
It really is obscenely stupid that jedi don't at least carry a blaster pistol, a lightsaber is great and all, but how many criminal scum escaped justice because jedi can't really do much once you get out of saber throwing range?
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>>64173564
A fourbladed spinning lightsaber with 8 crossguards, making it have 20 blades in total. I'd be unstoppable, also it shoots lasers
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>>64173564
A whip light saber would be badass.
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>>64181241
Why doesn't the supreme leader give his apprentice the tools and knowledge to make a lightsaber that isn't a giant piece of shit?
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>>64176535
IIRC the explanation was that the aber was very powerful and the "hilt" was actually exhaust
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a ball made of lightsaber that i would throw and guide with the force
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>>64181337
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>>64181344

Because it's Darth Vader's cracked lightsaber crystal and Kylo Ren has a hardon for him.
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>>64181344
I must apologize for Kylo, he is an idiot. I have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke
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>>64176612
>literally cuts anything
Except leather jackets apparently.
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Do you think Kylo ever masturbates over Vader's melted helmet? I like to imagine he cries while doing it and pretends its Vader's cold metal hand on his dick.
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>>64181344
Because he is a Sith lord making up his own rules. He created Anakin to fulfill the broken Jedi prophecy of bringing balance to the force so his apprentice Sidious could be destroyed and the entire galaxy thrown into chaos. His intentions are unclear as he has been behind the veil of secrecy operating since Episode 1.
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>>64181241

Then why didn't he build the vents pointing more forward, to allow more range of motion?
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>>64181486
You think Snoke is Darth Plagueis?
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>>64181429
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So if Rey winds up getting/building her own lightsaber instead of bumming around with Luke's for the rest of the trilogy, do you think it'll be a normal lightsaber or will they do something cool like giving her a lightsaber version of her staff?
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>>64177869
>>64177904
I always used double bladed sabers in KotoR and loved doing saber throw because it always looked cooler
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>>64181523

it's a fucking cylinder, he can rotate it if he needs to. In fact doesn't he rotate it to fuck up the black dude during their fight?
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>>64181531
Yes.
>>64181523
Shit I don't know. Broken crystal stuff. The sideways vents are more of a writing issue there. There is an astounding amount of stolen EU material here.
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>>64181157
>Pre Vizsla
Why would you name a character after a breed of dogs?
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>>64181549
Probably a yellow Chakram saber
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One that could extend like goku's staff for a hundred meters.
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>>64179512
Oh shit yes.
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>>64181549
They'll give her Bastila's yellow double-bladed one, because Kylo already looks like Revan.
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>>64181614

I believe the technical term is Throwing Anus.
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>>64181632
I don't know if Disney are the pottery craftsman George was
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>>64176276
UUUU
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>>64179512
Got that Chainsaber in my garage right now :)
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>>64181639
well a yelling Throwing Anus then
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>>64174479
>EU
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