ITT: We name hypothetical reboots that JJ Abrams would absolutely butcher if he had the chance.
>>64172653
BLACKED to the future
>>64172653
Blade Runner obviously.
Back to the Future
Marty and Doc have to travel back in time to kill Hitler or some jewish fantasy like that
>>64172653
2001: A Space Odyssey
Stargate
Starship Troopers
Starcraft
Star vs the Forces of Evil
Dune
JJ actually would do a pretty good job on BTTF. It would fit his style better than Star Wars did.
>>64172768
Speilberg STOP! Robert will make sure your protege keeps his hands off BTTF for a long time
Star Wars
>>64172653
Metropolis Definitely. He would turn it into an action movie. Cut out all social commentary and subtext.
>>64172653
An all black version of The Godfather
>>64172653
BTTF
Blade Runner
Running Man
Alien
2001: A Space Odyssey
Stargate
Starship Troopers
Short CIrcuit
Big Trouble In Little China
Escape from LA/New York
Live action Gundam/Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>64172905
Yeah. I think JJ takes something that has a very fragile and detailed universe. Summarizes it and creates an action movie without consideration for those details. The idea candidate for film butchering would be something that is set in a very fine grained universe.
>>64172905
So American Gangster?
Indiana Jones and the Mysterious Box.
it can't be as bad as Indy 4, right?
>>64172926
Alien. YES! Good one! He'd make it less about the primal relationship between predator and pray and ignore all cinematic stops necessary to highlight that. He'd make it about humans fighting aliens because they're bad guys.
>>64173151
basically he'll remake and improve Aliens?
>>64173212
>JJ Abrams improving aliens
>>64173212
Oh hell no. The way I experienced it Aliens was about the human being the alien's bitch. Portraying the pray as a feeble predictable thing.
JJ would likely put him on a level playing field and give him a maverick personality and leather jacket.
>>64173076
I was honestly convinced for the longest time that Indiana Jones was the carrot Disney was dangling in front of JJ to convince him to make Star Wars right after Into Darkness. I'm still really surprised it's going to be a Speilberg\Harrison movie.
>>64173383
I'm still convinced Jurassic World was Chris Pratts indiana jones audition movie
>>64172712
this
>>64173151
>>64173212
>>64173317
He already gave you a preview sample of how he'd do Alien/s. It's in the force awaken during the smuggler ship scene.
>>64173585
TELL THAT, TO KANJAKLUB
>>64172758
Starship troopers rewritten so the troopers go around wartorn parts of the milkyway rescuing alien refugees and bringing them back to earth.The wars in the Milky way will have been started by greedy white people, naturally.
>>64173699
That sounds kind of lame
The Lord of the Rings.
Jupiter Ascending
>>64172653
Evil Dead
Picture that one and cry.
>>64175874
>jennifer Lawrence as Ash
You guys are making predictions of what the movies would be like. . . it's not rocket science. He's just a tracing artist.
The movies would be exactly like the movies he's copying
>>64175923
Don't make me punch my monitor, anon.
>>64176407
RIP your monitor
Back to the future only Doc Brown sends Black Marty to the 50's to help his gay grandfather come out in an era where that was shunned.
>>64175923
Tree rape scene. How would Abrams tackle this?
>>64172758
>Starcraft
That would be better than anything Blizzard has made in the past 10 years.
>>64173585
>He already gave you a preview sample of how he'd do Alien/s. It's in the force awaken during the smuggler ship scene.
That was a pretty good scene.
>>64176899
TELL THAT TO KANJAKLUB
>>64176755
But he would already be shunned to begin with in the 50's, since the grandfather is black anyway.
>>64176846
Agreed. StarCraft two was shit. They turned it into a soap opera.
>>64176899
nice taste you got there
