>instead of Kyle Katarn stealing the Death Star plans it's now a multicultural cast led by a woman
>>64168329
It was never fucking Kyle Katarn.
kek fuck off pigskin
>>64168329
Good, I hope it makes you cry you fucking nerd.
>>64168329
I thought it was Bothans or some shit?
>>64168395
That was the second Death Star
He's basically the space equivalent of Rambo and Commando combined and he's force sensitive too. Single handedly fights his way through the Death Star and doesn't afraid of anything.
And he's never even referenced in the movies?
Even as a dumb kid who still cared about Star Wars "canon" I didn't buy that.
>>64168329
It doesn't bother me that a bunch of actually soul-having not sun allergic people star in an SW film.
>>64168329
We're getting based Mads and Mendelsohn in it though so it's ok
best crew card coming through
>>64168371
I played the game yesterday. Yes it was.
>>64168329
We already have Kyle Ren. We don't need two Kyle's
>>64168329
>Kyle Katarn
>single best character from the EU canon
>not in the movies
just fuck that shit, I don't even care for future movies anymore since I saw TFA. I do understand that the EU had too much stuff in it so it had to be deleted but not having Kyle is the worst choice they ever made (and making that abomination of a movie that was TFA)
THE TWIST IN THE MOVIE IS ONE OF THE PILOTS IS A DOUBLE AGENT WHO SOLD THEM ALL OUT THAT IS HOW THE IMPERIALS CATCH UP AND START KILLING THEM OFF.
SCREENCAP THIS, THEY CAN'T CHANGE THE SCRIPT NOW.
>>64168975
A single guy infiltrating makes more sense to me than an entire squad
Though I agree with >>64168496 that Kyle started getting a bit crazy by the end
>>64168329
Felicity Jones a qt
>>64168329
I hope she's Luke's waifu. Better her than Mara Sue
>>64169349
If it had been more like Snake infiltrating Outer Heaven sure.
But the guy wasn't exactly stealthy about it.
>>64169206
>implying the twist isn't that they go Rogue(One: A Star Wars Story) and become the Knights of Ren
>>64169417
One of the flaws of having it take place inside of a Doom clone, I imagine a one shot comic would've done it more stealthily if one were to exist
>>64168329
>That roastie hag was Ethel Hallow from Worst Witch/Weirdsister College
J-J-J-JUST
F-F-F-FUCK MY
S-S-S-SHIT UP
Donnie is going to give us the best memes tbqhwy kinsfolk
>lets turn Han Solo into a bounty hunter
>then have him turn into a Jedi
>a jedi that can control both light and dark
Well thank fuck he's getting retconned
>>64168329
>film taking place during the OT era
>doesn't have its aesthetics
>/tv/ spergs out over Rey being a Mary Sue
>Yet they like Katarn
He is an even bigger Mary Sue
>>64169584
Its pre-OT actually ;^)
>>64169605
Difference being Kyle started out normal, they didn't go full retard until later
>>64169584
>Bases a prediction of a movie's aesthetic on a single photo.
>>64168329
KYLE KATARN WAS ONLY GOOD IN DARK FORCES
Jedi Knight games were fun as fuck to play but Kyle is a shitty character. The story for those games was fanfic to the max.
>>64168329
>no aliens
fucking dropped
Can they stop? Really, it is so goddamned obvious and overbearing, can they literally just fucking stop?
>>64169549
And Kyle wasn't even a good Han clone. Dash was far more entertaining.
>>64169723
the story was always shit
>dark forces 2 literally has a if you kill me you are as bad as me scene
the full motion vids are pretty cool though
>>64169774
Yeah I remember being quite impressed with them as a child.
spoiler alert for this movie
Mads will be playing Lor San Tekka (the old guy in force awaken)
One of them will be a traitor who betrays the other
Felicity Jones character is Rey's mother
>>64169823
>Mads as young Max Von Sydow
That's pretty great casting actually
>>64168329
Wonderful progress! Not enough, however. It's still problematic that transgender characters have no lead roles.
>>64168496
EU shit
>>64169611
By about 24 hours Mr Pedant.
>>64169667
That costume design and that absurdly dark color palate will span the film. No question.
>>64169414
She's Rey's mother.
>>64168329
>muh EU
Katarn was a poorly written character.
The day EUfags and prequelfags commit collective suicide the world will be a better place
>>64169734
Who needs aliens when you have DUDE KANJICLUB LMAO
>>64170944
>tfw Episode I was literally Two Straight White CIS Males Kicking Ass and Taking Names: The Movie so its very existence triggers Disneycucks
>Mfw Rogue One's script is being written by the guys who did After Earth and Nutty Professor 2
I WANT OFF DISNEYS WILD RIDE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Maybe one of these Chinese people is Jan Ors. I didn't even know there was space China until now, I thought she was an alien in the lore.
>>64171111
>tfw Episode I was literally Two Monotone Carboard Cutouts Sleepwalking and Talking Trade Negotiations: The Movie
>>64168329
>woman
>multiculturalism
What are you gonna do about it /pol/faggot? You gonna boycott it just like you boycotted TFA?
>>64171318
>SJWs literally hate trade and productivity and white male capitalism
who /luna/ here :3
>>64171318
Nothing says "I'm a brainless dudebro pleb" quite like using muh trade negotiations as an argument against TPM.
>>64171359
Go to bed Cletus
>>64171430
I'm too busy earning your welfare check for you
>>64171455
>implying a janitor earns enough to support two people
The southern education system ladies and gentlemen
why didn't these idiots make it about stealing the plans for the Starkiller base, confusing people as they never got the plans for it, then ending it with Kylo Ren single handedly murdering the fuck out of the people sent to retrieve them.
It would provide backstory to VII. It would give Leia more to do, commanding the operation. It wouldn't be in a part of an already over-explored time period of Star Wars. Rebels could have done it. It could be Poe's movie to lead, instead of playing 3rd to more oppressed people in a black and a woman. Completely more interesting film.
>>64171359
>Muhh SJW...
Fucking kill yourself faggot
>>64171332
In all serious tho, and this is from someone who loved TFA, what exactly will the target demographic for Rogue One be? Because I very much doubt that the kids who got into Star Wars with TFA would want to watch a movie around OP's pic of random 40 year old hag and her band of shitskin tramps.
>>64171539
the white people of the South are working double time to make up for the 30 million or so useless niggers who live there so I don't know what you're getting at
>It's a forced diversity movie but no white bitches getting alien dongs cause that kind of diversity is bad for the goyim.
>>64171591
I was just joking, but holy shit, if the shoe fits lmao
triggering is easier than I thought
>>64171586
Why do you care so much about a childens movie?
>>64171595
>the white people in the south....
It's time for you to go back to /pol/ dude. No one cares about your self-inflicted nigger problems.
>>64171646
Because I was a child when exposed to them and they have stayed with me. But I don't really care what they do with the non-episode movies. I'm sure it will be fun but it just seems like a missed opportunity to flesh out the post-OT world with a film about something no one really cares about.
>>64171594
>what is the Target Demographic for a Star Wars movie
>>64168329
Cast looks sweet. Really hope lower right azn isn't generic super combat blind guy though.
>>64171731
Are you on your period?
>>64168329
>tfw Kyle Katarn will never be canon
>>64171798
seems like you are getting angry at my opinion. Are you mad?
>>64168329
>Rogue One, first installment of the Star Wars Anthology movies
>Looks like it couldn't have less to do with Star Wars even by the prequel's standards
>Depicts a important event in Star Wars law, the theft of the Death Star plans... by a bunch of nobodies whose movie may as well not have the Star Wars wrapper for as much as they resemble it
For fuck's sake just get Sam Witwer for a theatrical adaptation of the Force Unleashed already. Fuck, even the cunts from the Rebels show. Just make an actual Star Wars spin-off.
For fuck'
Does anyone else remember playing Jedi Knight online and if you didn't bow before an opponent when 1 v 1ing them you would be banned from the server?
>>64171841
>acting like a whiny bitch on her rag
>calls others "mad"
Change your tampon Vanessa. You're getting blood everywhere.
>>64168496
you forgot to mention
>fucking Anakin Skywalker is almost not even trained as Jedi because is "too old" at the age of 8
>Kyle Katarn starts his training after 30
>becomes one of the greatest Jedi Masters
>>64171757
My question was who will be the target demographic for this movie masquerading as a Star Wars spin-off, and you haven't answered it. Genuine Star Wars films' primary consumers are children, and no fucking child is going to get hooked by this >>64168329.
>>64171989
>no child is going to get hooked by a Star Wars movie
When did you know you had a mental disability?
>>64171978
>tfw a Star Wars Anthology movie based on the line "this time it's Dooku who's pregnant" will be made in your lifetime
>>64171892
Right? Wasn't the point of milking the franchise to EXPAND the fucking universe? What next, Uncle Owen/Aunt Beru movie? Just making movies centered around the six existing movies is a dumb idea. Sure, have a few here and there, but maybe after giving us a few with NEW stuff?
>yfw donnie yen fights darth vader with kung fu
>>64171595
But that's just simply not true Buford Lee, you're all equally parasitic. If Sherman hadn't stopped when he was only 5% done this country would have almost no problems. See pic related, you contribute almost nothing and you take take take from the hard working (usually liberal) states.
>hurr durr everything bad is niggers fault
>this way I won't have to actually take accountability for anything ever
The longer you Elmer Fudd fat fucks believe this, the longer the South will be third world compared to the rest of the US.
>>64171989
There's a space samurai, kids love that sort of shit
>>64172148
that pic doesn't disprove his point though.
>>64168329
>the asian guy has a katana on his back
JUST
FUCKIN
WOW
GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT
>>64172036
>My shit grimdark movie is Star Wars because some Disney exec stamps "STAR WARS ANTHOLOGY SERIES" on it
Nope.
>>64168329
I hope based Rosh shows up in VIII or IX
>>64169477
>truly we've become Rogue One: A Star Wars story
really Gareth? really?
>>64172312
ackshually it's probably a nodachi
>>64168329
this is the only movie that I'm hyped for in Star Wars. based Donnie and Mads.
GET HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>64172497
The script is written by the fucker responsible for this, with assistance from the fucker who did After Earth.
How could you be hyped for this is beyond me. It's a cool concept that's going to run into the ground.
>>64168329
Will all Star Wars movies now be led by women? Is this because all those Disney movies like Snow White and Cinderella were led by women and that worked for them?
Also I heard R1 won't have any droids, aliens, monsters, Jedis or lightsabers. So is it going to be more like Firefly/Serenity?
>tfw donnie yen beats the fuck out of some stormtroopers
>waste Raid actors on a shitty cameo
>not having them face off against Donnie in Rogue One
DAMN YOU MOUSE
>>64168329
>le dark and gritty star wars movie
>le feel like real war movie
Fuck this shit
>>64172972
this would be THE way to get the asian audience
>>64172840
>Chris Weitz
>Nutty Professor, Twilight New Moon, Golden Compass
>Gary Whitta
After Earth, wrote for games like Duke Nukem Forever and Gears of War
Hold on a moment. How the fuck is Disney picking the staff for our Star Wars shit? There's SO many better options, are all the talented people in the industry just turning them down or something?
What the fuck is going on
>>64172882
>Also I heard R1 won't have any droids, aliens, monsters, Jedis or lightsabers. So is it going to be more like Firefly/Serenity?
I don't want them to go THAT far. It would feel like a gimmick, really out of place for Star Wars.
Keep the droids and aliens. Restrict it to the less silly aliens if need be.
>>64173298
Seriously. No droids or aliens would be dumb as shit, considering droids are a part of every day life in SW and there are a fuck ton of aliens in the alliance. Kind of disappointed that there won't be an alien main cast member at all, some badass kung fu Rodian would have been neat.
>>64168329
Dark Forces 1 and 2 were good, and still are.
but no
people still bitching about
>muh eu fanfic canon
>>64169367
This.
>>64168329
wow i wonder what happens in this..
>>64169367
She can also act, which helps.
>>64171989
Kids love space pilots and space ships, space samurai and shit like that. Darth Vader is in it, and kids love that guy too. This movie will probably be a massive success.
The new trilogy should introduce Kyle Katarn and Thrawn or at least characters inspired by them.
>>64173855
>introduce Kyle Katarn and Thrawn or at least characters inspired by them.
They already did not-Kyle, pic related.
Benecio Del Toro will be not-Thrawn
>>64173298
I am not convinced that one of the team members won't be a jedi in hiding. When Darth Vader shows up and activates his lightsaber, he'll whip out a lightsaber and stand up to the dude and tell the protagonist to run. And since this is the director of Godzilla we're talking about, we'll see the lightsabers hit each other once before we cut back to the protagonist escaping.
>>64171989
Even if it doesn't attract the younger kids, Star Wars pulls in everyone, they could market to just about any age and sell tickets.
Anyway I think some of the marvel movies were about as dark, "Winter Soldier" had that vibe to it
>>64173123
>Chris Weitz
>Nutty Professor, Twilight New Moon, Golden Compass
>Gary Whitta
>After Earth, wrote for games like Duke Nukem Forever and Gears of War
what the fuck
That woman is the woman that Luke Skywalker had a child with, they named that child Rey. You can see Rey wear her pilot helmet in The Force Awakens.
>>64174097
>this movie's entire purpose is creating a character to be Reys mom
>people not liking based Kyle Katarn
fucking gutless faggots all of you
>>64171258
On the Bright Side, we get to see if Disney's Movie Algorithm can withstand the full force of a shitty script.
>>64174232
TFA proves that their algorithm can turn a profit even with a shitty script easily.
>>64174097
Skywalkers seem to have a thing for older women.
>>64173123
>are all the talented people in the industry just turning them down or something?
Good chance thats happening, especially for the spin offs
Alternatively maybe disney is just super cheap and doesn't care
>>64173298
>no droids
>movie is about an x-wing squadron
How?
>>64174336
>TFA proves that their algorithm can turn a profit even with a shitty script easily.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. You had first Star Wars movie in the line and all that hype and the fact that there were no Star Wars in cinemas for 10 years. I want to see how much this shit going to make when sequels are done, now that everyone and their mother realise that first one was such a pile of wacky shit.
>>64174379
But why? I can't imagine people turning down Star Wars to such an extent that they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel like this. Tons of talented people in the industry fucking love Star Wars
>>64174232
Age of Ultron already proved this.
>>64174484
>But why?
When you come out and publicly declare that the best things about Star Wars are just some throwaway fanfiction, it is kinda obvious that there is something wrong with your head. Apparently Disney hate money.
>>64174447
The dick riding for TFA is out of control, though. Seems like people are eating it up. Anybody that makes a critical review or comment on youtube or some other voting cancer site is drowned in downvotes, it has a better rating than ROTJ on RT, and I can't count the number of people I've seen call it their favorite SW movie.
I think their algorithm hit the jack pot, people will eat their shit and pretend it's steak with a smile on their face
>>64174485
AoU proved that sufficient Hype has the power to overcome any shitty script.
I think the Algorithm in of itself is independent of Hype.
We will never get a Kyle Katarn Standalone movie with Kurt Russell as Kyle and Grace Park as Jan Ors...
>>64174599
What are you referring to?
>>64168371
I don't want Disney's shitty writing destroying Kyle's image.
>>64174683
The declaration of non-canonicity.
>>64174729
is that like the emancipation proclamation?
>>64174729
I don't think that would be the deal breaker for a lot of people in the industry. I think it was a stupid decision, but prior to the shit of TFA it was still repairable. I would think that anybody who cared about the EU would jump at the chance to work on the new Star Wars to try and reimplement some of the good things about it.
>>64174788
>>64174613
There are things in between steak and shit. Like the rest of the internet, you have fallen prey to the "its the worst thing ever if its not the best thing ever" meme.
>>64174986
No, I just think it's a bad movie with all of the shortcomings associated with JJ Abrams, such as shit plot among other things. It's Into Darkness with a Star Wars skin, an utterly trite and soulless cash in that relies on ridiculously fast pacing, shaky cam action scenes, and cheap comedy to make up for a lack of substance. And John Williams most lackluster score for Star Wars to date.
Yet all of the flaws are ignored in the face of the unstoppable disney marketing machine.
i think the line up looks more cis than ever.
>>64172408
>based
>>64169104
they already wrote a mary sue into star wars, ans shes original disney property do not steal
>>64171258
i think the guy who wrote after earth is no longer attached, not that its much consolation
>>64173123
They're doing what they did to the MCU - hiring the cheapest people they can find so they can pay their cast all the budget.
>>64168329
That doesn't look like star wars, it looks like firefly.
