Did they fucking blow up coruscant?
What the fuck was that?
This death star 3.0 thing was the most retarded iteration yet.
>Hey you, turn off the shield
>OK
And who installed that shitty walk way with no guard rails where the big plot twist takes place? Why would you do that?
This movie seriously pissed me off and I was not feeling the bern at all while watching it.
>>64164486
It was some random planet. They move the capital after every election or something.
>death star didn't work
>sheev: Lets have another
>second death start gets BTFO
>remnant: Guys I have a great idea, how about a death star
>remnant #2: No no no, you have it all wrong, this one will be a Star of Death
>remnant: ok
bump
>>64164697
Second Death Star was used as bait for Palpy's trap. Star Killer Base wasn't useless. It blew up 6 planets, probably weakening the New Republic a fair bit, and killed 30-40 billion people.
>>64164486
Why would a Stormtrooper captain be given permission to deactivate the shields on the giant solar system destroying planet
>>64166704
And most importantly:
How would she know how to do that
>>64166924
even more importantly: why was the control room in the kitchen?
>>64166704
For maintenance and shit. idk, who cares
>>64167394
>who cares
no one involved in making the movie
>>64167394
A fucking stormtrooper captain? That's like the modern military walking up to some sergeant "here m8 have the nuclear codes just in case"
>>64164486
IF YOU TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN YOU WILL ENJOY IT
TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN, AND BECOME ONE WITH THE MOB, BROTHER. IT'S BLISSFUL WHEN EVERYONE AGREES TO LIKE WHAT'S BEING SOLD TO US!
>people talked mad shit that Spock could see Vulcan destroyed from the ice planet in Star Trek
>the same people suck star wars cock until they suffocate, even though it had literally the same scene
you guys are fucking pathetic. and you're also probably children. I wouldn't be surprised.
>>64167820
I CAN LITERALLY ONLY ENJOY 'PATRICIAN' MOVIES. LET'S ALL WATCH PATRICIAN TASTE MOVIES. WES ANDERSON IS MY HERO.
>>64164486
>who installed that shitty walk way with no guard rails
>>64164486
>walk way with no guard rails
Welcome to Star Wars
Is luke really the only person who can teach jedi shit?
I haven't seen other star wars movies, aren't there several jedi? Was Yoda the only one keeping the knowledge until luke came along?
>>64167864
>patrician taste
>Wes Anderson
Mind tricks don't work on me, Disney Shill. Onaly money
>>64164486
can we get a /autists/ already?
>>64168363
When the Emperor and Vader died, Luke was the only remaining trained Jedi in the galaxy.
>>64168363
Why on earth would you see this as your FIRST star wars movie?
Do you not see the fucking 7 in the title? And don't give me a smartass answer to that.
>>64164540
That's retarded.
>>64169225
Marketing. It's a must see event anon. As I was walking out I heard the guy behind me having basically the entire movie explained because apparently he knew literally nothing about Star Wars when he walked in.
>>64168704
>i only care about mindless explosions
>>64168363
>be old republic as shown in prequel movies
>jedi are numerous, even have their own council
>get too involved in politics
>empire forms
>massacres jedi
>only yoda and obi-wan escape
>both have died by end of rotj
So yeah, unless yoda had somehow been training other jedi while in hiding on dagobah, Luke is the last jedi. And even he's considered almost mythical by the time of tfa
all of this is true
>>64169385
Will you watch the older ones?
What are you doing on a discussion board for movies when you haven't watched Star Wars?
>>64169514
>my emotional intelligence is -100
fuck off and die
>>64164486
Why do you even watch movies?
They didn't blow up Coruscant, they blew up hosnian prime
The population was probably in the hundreds of billions though
>>64164486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDjXJqdXD-I&feature=youtu.be&t=39m26s
>>64169385
Fucking millenials...
>>64169789
and not one disturbance in the force was felt
>>64169385
What the fuck
>>64169729
I'm not him m8. I'm just explaining the very obvious reason why someone would do that.
>>64166924
Turn your brain off dude, just like the shields x)
The thing is, that it's just alright.
Decent, but not excellent. OK.
Better than mediocre, but not great.
Like A New Hope with some differences, so I got just what I want it.
I'm pretty happy. Can't wait for a new Star Wars film every year.
It's Ok.
Just the right amount of entertainment. We should all be happy, right?
We should be content consumers.
J.J. Abrams is a competent director. Not that great, but he gets the job done.
It's alright. All of us, should embrace the spectacle.
With a bucket of popcorn with extra butter and a Cherry Icee, I sat down in a seat in the AMC theater and enjoyed a decent two hours of life watching a cool, but not great, piece of film.
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.
It's alright.
>>64169732
>noticing logical inconsistencies automatically means you did not feel anything about the movie
>not using both IQ and EQ
