>this is what passes for a 10/10 comedian in europoor
>>64161760
>tfw you weren't allowed to play carrot in the box at christmas
Jimmy is a funny guy. Alan Davies is not.
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>64161925
>Jimmy "joke machine" Carr is funny but Alan "bantermeister" Davies is not
>>64161929
his laugh is more of a ahhhuuuuuughghhhhhh
fucking disgusting windbag of a shell of a man
I honestly feel bad for europeans and their terrible "comedians"
>>64162054
ahuhuhuhuhHAAAAAAAAAAAA
big fat quiz for 2015 just came out, mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxA_5X4YAIs
AAA huh huh huh huuuuuh
>>64161760
7/10
>>64162116
gb2 reddit
>>64161971
ok il lgive you that, his banter is good. I just hate when he acts out little bits constantly.
>>64162150
LMAO anal sex aaahaahahaa hhHA hhHA hhHA hhHA
Rob Brydon is my fav
>mfw a european says "in hospital" near me
>>64162258
Does great Ronnie Corbett impression
Tiny man in a box is hilarious too
>literally the only comedy in queensville is panel shows
I liked when he was on Artie Langes podcast. The two had little in common and Artie was ragging on Jimmys life but you could see he was jealous.
>>64161760
true desu senpai
>>64162054
We don't even consider americans capable of comedy though. :^)
>ITT dumb americans prove their ignorance yet again to the amusement of the rest of the world
I would hate being american and only having access to sub-par comedy, it must be so tough for you guys
>>64162974
ear ear m8 prase tha queen jolly guud show
>>64163661
>he can't even phonetically mimic a shitty british accent
>>64163795
>implying british isn't more muslim than anything else now anyway
>>64163842
>americans project their "multiculti melting pot" onto everyone else yet again
cool
>>64162468
but none of your sitcoms are funny
>>64163982
>Seinfeld is literally the most beloved comedy show worldwide
>>64164033
>ended in 1998
>>64164033
wrong
BROTHERS, WE MUST NOT FIGHT OVER SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS
THERE IS A WAR GOING ON, WE MUST BAND TOGETHER AS COMRADES, NOT AGAINST EACHOTHER; MUSLIMS, BRITISH, AMERICAN, SCOTTISH, WHAT HAVE YOU. WE MUST FIGHT AGAINST THE NEGRO AND THE JEW RAT
THEY MUST BE PUT TO AN END
>>64164091
nah hes right if you have any taste whatsoever if not then i guess you might like peep show more.
>>64164142
>butthurt deflection
>he
okay. :^)
If any fucking American every tried to step to me IRL I'd bash they're fucking fat face in. Probably wouldn't think they were so fucking funny then.
>>64162116
thanks mang(or womang), I actually got something useful from this wretched board.
>>64164109
>Comrades
Fuck off commie
>>64162116
>richard and david are there
>they're not on the same team
What the fuck, does the network even watch their own shows?
>>64164109
>Mudslimes
>comrades
>>64164109
Ahmed pls
>>64164293
No problem. I actually recommend reddit as they have a lot better content than 4chan most of the time. Plenty of funny videos like this one and the comments are a lot more friendly.
>>64165158
reddit and 4chan are equally cancerous at this point.
It's not about the fucking name. It's about the user base which currently is practically identical except the tryhard edgy kids primarily go to 4chan and the tryhard normies primarily visit reddit.
But there's plenty of crossover so the difference is miniscule.
>>64165158
i hate how people lump us in with europe, they all literally hate us and gang rape us
>>64165158
>being so upset you falseflag some random an-onee
>>64165473
Who? Comedians?
>>64165473
>complaining about generalizations
>generalizes
>>64165571
you only have to watch the eurovision song contest to know
>>64165646
>>64161971
lmfao alan davies is only a thing cos he sucks stephen frys cock and let's fry run him around on a leash.
best british comedians
>rhod gilbert
>jon richardson
>sean lock
>simon amstell
>>64165535
now that would be funny
>>64165642
You mean the one that includes australia? Nice example.
>>64162127
it's more like
AA HUH HUH HUH HUAHHH
>>64165676
>>64165646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBoP2ARtU5o
>>64165711
These apart from Simon Amstell are pretty based I'll give ya that.
jimmy's rape and paedo jokes on his dvds always crack me up
>>64165750
literally only joined this year
it's like how america gets pissy when you lump them in with canada
>>64165646
>>64165676
>these McMansions
Look, the US has some really nice skyscraper architecture (really defines 'functionalist modernism') and some really nice cities. But your suburban architecture and look is just absolutely appalling. It makes me want to throw up.
>>64165711
>sean lock
>makes one good joke and people think he's the goat
he's the frankie boyle of qi
>>64165901
>americans don't want lumped in with a guy who unironically uses "CMON IT'S TWENTY FIFTEEN* to get elected then makes degeneracy plants legal
The pinnacle of British comedy
http://youtu.be/bv-7feBZtGQ
>>64163842
american "comedians" are pure dog shit.
>louis cuck
>carlos mencia
>kevin hart
these are enough to prove your entire lard filled, inbred nation is a disgusting shithole
>>64166176
>women
>funny
>>64165711
David Mitchell is just better than all these.
rhod isn't even british. If you're counting UK there are tons of people more funny than most of these, like Dylan Moran
>>64166101
Sean is just generally funny. I don't know what "one good joke" you're referring to.
>>64166176
>implying american "comedy" even exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6IL4r0DXWg
>>64166101
what are you talking about? qi has different people each episode.
and what joke? he's being around for fucking years...doing stand up, and is on the majority of panel shows and is always a hit.
he's nothing like frankie boyle...his jokes can be dark occasionally, but he doesn't do it for the soul purpose of being an edgy fuck.
you know fuck all.
>>64165982
Yeah everyone should live in a grey one bedroom shack costing 2 million bongs.
>>64166231
Rhod Gilbert is Welsh so he's British, Dylan Moran is Irish and so not British or UK
>>64166254
>different people each episode
>been on over 20 episodes
it's you who knows fuck all
>>64166254
I imagine he's talking about the Children Acting joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk
>>64164033
Wrong, Friends was more popular worldwide
>>64166337
British just refers to citizens of UK.
>>64166406
Young Stew is sexy. Like squashed morrissey
>>64166231
i was going for mainly stand ups. david mitchell is great and all, and i don't particularly like dylan moran.
rhod is welsh, which is british.
>>64166406
that's a funny bit anyways.
Also dara o'briain is fucking unfunny as fuck. the most overrated of all the comedians.
>>64166439
Yes and Rhod Giilbert is British though?
>>64166471
I guess I can see not liking dylan, if you don't like his delivery then it's just gonna fall flat, but goddamn if it doesn't hit home hard for me.
>>64166517
ireland is also part of UK. I believe dylan is northern irish. He was born in london regardless.
>>64166603
Ireland isn't part of the UK, and moran was born in London yeah and moved to Ireland (the republic)
>>64166603
Northern Island is part or the UK, Ireland is a part of the British Isles not the UK.But he was born in london so it doesnt matter anyways
>>64166406
I love how Sean just gave it to em straight, like a pear cider made from 100% pears.
>>64166688
>Ireland isn't part of the UK
What the fuck do you think the K stands for you stupid Amerifat? It's Kingdom. You think there are kingdoms in London? It's the kingdom of Ireland fucking idiot.
>>64166752
>>64166236
>title of the video contains "Comedian bombs"
An American comedian bombing is your equivalent to a standard set?
You people really are pathetic.
This must why you people are entertained by spouting the same tired unfunny memes on /int/ your whole lives.
>>64166791
Northern Ireland is part of the UK but the south isn't you idiot and so it is inherently wrong to say Ireland is part of the UK
>>64166865
>falling for a clear bait
ya massive bell end
>>64166791
when people say "ireland" they mean the republic of ireland, which isn't part of the uk, northern ireland is and people usually make that distinction
>>64166960
that poster specifically referred to northern ireland.
>>64166984
>merely pretending xD
good european comedy
>>64166960
I was BORN in Ireland you stupid fat Murican't idiot. I think I would know if I wasn't part of the UK or not idiot. It's in the name idiot.
>>64166993
>when people say "ireland" they mean the republic of ireland,
huh? no, northern ireland is way more relevant in modern speech.
>>64167025
It's only N.I tho lmao
>>64166993
There is no "republic" of Ireland. It's the Kingdom of Ireland. Hence UK idiot.
>>64167095
2/10 b8 m8
>>64167095
now you're just being a retard
>>64167095
bait
>>64167095
the result of European school systems being based out of the Koran
>>64164033
I love Seinfeld, but you'd be surprised how little traction it has outside of North America. In the UK the people who know their comedy will know the show but plebs will have either never heard of it, or never seen an episode. In the Uk it was shown on BBC2 at near enough midnight and hasn't been shown on terrestrial TV since; it only gets shown on digital channels no one watches. It's an amazing show, but to suggest it's beloved worldwide is misinformed. Example, on an episode of Pointless (UK quiz show) only 3 out of 100 people knew what show the catchphrase Hello Newman was, when other shows had recognition rates of over 50. I'd say the Simpsons is the most beloved in English speaking countries; Fraiser, Cheers, The Cosby Show, Friends were all bigger worldwide than Seinfeld. Even Curb Your Enthusiasm is bigger.
TL;DR - you're wrong.
>>64166163
I've never understood people who go on 4chan and complain about degenerates.
Lol I live in the UK and this could not be further from the truth. Literally anyone you talk to will say Seinfeld is in the top 10 favorite series of all time. You might actually know that if you ever left your mum's flat.
>>64167281
a lot of people in england grew up on fraiser/everybody loves raymond as it's always on in the morning from 7am-9am, or at least it used to be (i think it still is). haven't watched a tv channel in years.
so comfy though, watching fraiser or raymond. reminds me of eating breakfast before setting off for school.
seinfield isn't popular here
>>64167413
I know, it's the darkest corner of the interwebs xD
anyone that questions rampant degeneracy is the REAL degenerate, Jon Stewart says that all the time
>>64167483
Pretty much everyone I know watches Good Morning America every day here in the UK too. It's pretty funny how much they wish they were Americans.
>>64162116
>no Sean Lock
fuck off
>>64167551
ayoade and mitchell are both funnier.
>>64165805
why are north koreans afraid of snow?
what went so wrong?
>>64167494
>I know, it's the darkest corner of the interwebs xD
Yeah, I didn't say that you know. But I think most people would refer to people who jerk off to trannies, scat-porn, anthropomorphised cartoon animals and enjoy posting videos of people being killed as degenerates.
>>64162327
Is that because we don't finish the sentence with "and bankrupt, obviously"?
>>64167776
textbook projection
tell us more about what you come to this site for and also include why reddit/tumblr are so morally superior
>>64163842
I liked how on this years BFQ they had a muslim as a BBC exec in the kids play for the top gear story
made me kek
>>64167789
the funny thing is you're so far in denial that you actually believe that forced meme to justify how fucked your system is
>>64167819
What are you on about? I have no problem with any of this.
>>64167762
>Let's just slap chemicals on human-faces that hasn't been tested on organic life yet and see what happens!
Why are Leftists so dangerously anti-science?
>>64167923
>2008
>we had gordon brown
>>64167601
if you're an autistic cunt
>>64167762
I fucking detest anti-animal testing. I'm pretty liberal, but animal testing is like the best thing that has ever happened to humanity.
>>64168034
quite the contrarian! ;0
>>64166984
I have routinely seen Europeans expressing these exact same sentiments and defending them.
If it's "bait" then this is an ELABORATE fucking ruse at this point.
British comedians are normally pretty clever and witty but they never make me laugh more than a "ha", some of the panel shows are still pretty entertaining
America has the best comedians, no contest. Patrice O'Neal, Bill Burr and Chappelle (plus the greats like Carlin and Pryor) are unmatched and their best stuff isn't even stand-up, it's when they're riffing on radio, they're just naturally fucking hilarious and real
Best comedian is David Mitchell imo
>>64168107
I would even concede that american stand ups are better, but then you gave me your examples and goddamn, those are all shit.
>>64164033
Curb Your Enthusiasm was much better 2bh family. Its a shame it didnt drag in the audience Seinfeld did.
My name is Anon and I'm retarded.
>>64168265
my name is also anon and i'm retarded
>>64168221
I know it's cool to be hyperbolic but they're in no way shit
Who do you like better?
>>64166865
isnt that the title of every american comedy set?
>>64168344
Pretty much anyone, even young comedians that just do shock humor are more funny. I suppose it must be cultural? Those are just completely 100% unfunny to me. I guess as examples go, Louis CK and Doug Stanhope are examples of more funny comedians.
>>64168498
Are you english? Are you talking about young english comedians? You gotta give me a name
I'm aussie so I don't really have a cultural bias either way
He literally bought Milton Berle's joke book and just memorizes shit from it
>>64168749
I gave you two examples of comedians I find more funny. I could literally give any examples though, I find the comedians you mentioned absolutely completely unfunny, with bill burr being the best one at mediocre, but being dragged down by being an incredibly unlikable asshole. being a bad person is fine as long as you can sympathise with his bad parts, but burr is just an angry shithead I have nothing in common with, which is obviously subjective.
American here. I wish I was British
>>64168942
cross your fingers while you shoot yourself in the fucking head
>>64167548
Where the fuck do you live? That isn't the norm at all.
>>64169746
He's probably from fucking east anglia.
