have you watched any films today, lads?
>>64161025
That tweet is a joke, right? From a joke account?
>>64161025
Star Wars. I watch it every day.
I watched the Joy screener. It wasn't that bad.
>>64161070
nope
What am I looking at? Did she do that to him?
>>64161070
>"things on the internet are real" - 4chan
>>64161167
The joke is that he had wild sex with some bitch and told her he got beat up.
>>64161167
I think... the scratches are from some witch with long nails
>>64161167
No, his side girl did
>>64161167
My dude had some amazing sex and cucked his wife. The woman is unaware
>>64161167
look at this virgin and laugh
>>64161070
It's from one of those "black twitter" accounts aka it's a white guy pretending to be black.
>>64161167
Hickies and back scratches are signs of good sex. He convinced her that he got beat up
poor boo boo :(
Is "black twitter" the most cancerous meme normies have spawned?
>>64161025
Man, that looks painful. Hope he recovers quickly.
I watched Star Wars™ The Force Awakens™. Be sure to buy Star Wars™ The Force Awakens™ and watch Star Wars™ The Force Awakens™ again with your family in theaters!
>>64161380
Say no more fám
>>64161025
>earplugs
he had it coming, senpai.
>>64161487
>being gay
>>64161025
>bae
>doe
Was sounding like a sheep part of her plan?
>>64161598
earplug wearer detected
does the hole stink?
>>64161598
>criticizing earplugs is gay
>>64162283
There's nothing wrong with those expressions tbqh bae desu
>>64161025
>beat up
>virgins won't get this
>>64162457
I really didn't get this. Do non-virgins consider this good sex? Or is it just something edgy, like when anons say they hate niggers?
>>64162505
The fact that he had sex, not get beat up
Do you have autism?
>>64161598
earplug-wearing fuckboi
>>64162528
>>64162457
>i believe in the "virgin" myth
>>64162528
Oh. it's just that a lot of anons in this thread called it amazing sex. Doesn't seem that amazing pham. It seems like something earplug-wearing faggots would enjoy.
>>64161025
i watched trumbo this morning
not too bad
>>64162610
Rough sex is fun though
>>64162814
for women and feminine men
nah im nursing a pretty bad hangover I dont like watching things in this condition
>>64162610
>>64162875
hi virgin
just watched that not-Moby Dick movie
solid 8. great scenes with the whale, but the characters were kind of all over the place. Cillian Murphy's character didn't need to exist (though I suppose he probably did irl and was Helmsworth's childhood BFF, but it just wasn't translated well to the movie). plus Helmsworth's character was hard to believe too. he was too friendly with his underlings. that shit got you fucking overthrown back in them days
obviously whaling is now a hot topic so many might be butthurt about that aspect of the movie (and thats fair I guess) but its still a great movie
>>64163036
>getting laid
>something to be proud of
>like it's even a challenge
>>64163036
i've done it with 56 hookers and i never had op's problem
>>64162875
No, women and feminine men like being dominated. Rough sex is fun because of the scratching and biting from the woman that releases endorphins while you equally dominate her in return. Rough sex goes both ways when done right.
>>64163085
>and thats fair I guess
why should people be butthurt about faggot whales?gleeson was great though
>>64163181
hello chink
>>64163085
I didn't like that movie at all
all that terrible color grading and obvious cgi, not to mention thor trying to pull off that accent (which he doesnt at all)
>>64163233
so... because of modern chink whalers people should be upset about the story of moby dick and a time in human history when lighting any house or street in america meant using whale oil. gotcha, fucking shit stirring third-worlder.
>>64161025
beat up by a harpy
>>64161228
>asked my mom why my bro had bruises on his neck
>i was 20 years old at the time
>>64163169
>>64163036
Feminine men detected. If a bitch got uppity with me during sex, I'd elbow her in the chin and fuck the unconscious body.
Go listen to some GG Alin and pretend that you're hardcore.
>>64161132
It wasn't that good either.
>>64163362
#btfo
>>64163166
>problem
Fagget or virgin.
>>64163295
CHING CHONG PING WONG LNG LONG CHA WANGGY WANGA LANGA TON TONG
>>64161025
>not pounding the filthy whores on their 4 like the filthy animals they are
>>64163440
>>64163406
Let me ask you, does that make you feel like a man? Like you are something to be proud of?
>>64163181
>durr meme comedian tells me what to think
>>64163587
I don't recall Bill Burr once talking about whales but okay...
>>64163499
I'm not sure what are you talking about? Are you faggot and autistic at the same time? Off yourself m8.
>>64163362
>scratching back
>biting neck
>being "uppity"
I don't think you understand how those things work, anon. They have nothing to do with being "uppity during sex." They're primal expressions of ecstasy.
>>64161269
>signs of good sex
not just crazy dumb bitches that feel the need to mark the man so they feel less insecure about giving it up.
>>64162505
>hating niggers is edgy
lmao
>>>/c/uck
>>64161025
>going to the hospital for some scratches and bruises
>>64163721
Did you ever get laid? Honest question.
>>64163641
and I don't recall even once listening to Bill Burr, but I know when someone posts his image here in the fashion you did, its usually cause they're one of his teenage fanboys who crave his dick cause he's 'edgy'
![1981902_754743557939427_6066363747022400234_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J7g6K3A.jpg "1981902_754743557939427_6066363747022400234_n[1].jpg")
>>64163721
>not enjoying the endorphin release
>not using the adrenaline rush to go full beastmode on her
>>64161025
Spectre. Good movie, but not the best 007.
>>64163679
Does it make you feel like a man to be scratched and bitten by a woman?
Pretty straightforward.
Like she somehow hates you, but now she's fucking you, but she hates you for it. And that makes you feel like a tiny little conqueror. Just the way I see things from my point of view.
>>64163683
I don't know, I see that shit as a bitch acting uppity. Like she can dominate and possess my body. Maybe that's just me though.
>>64163835
hello virgin
>>64161025
How the fuck do you get those things on your neck, whatever they're called in english ?
I tried with a vacuum, with a glass bottle, nothing
>>64163912
>Like she can dominate and possess my body.
No, humans have a natural reaction to overwhelming ecstasy that turns into violent expression. It's to do with the endorphins and adrenaline rushing through the body. Like when someone accomplishes something and they get so excited they jump around or want to punch something. The woman is overwhelmed with ecstasy and the primal reaction is scratching or biting. And the masculine reaction is to return it to her in kind by holding her down or choking her a bit and otherwise dominating her. There's an escalation that happens.
You're right that the men who want a woman to take control and dominate them are pathetic, but a woman leaving marks during sex is not always that. As I said before, when sex is good it gets rough, the roughness goes both ways, but in the end the man is still fully in control.
>>64163912
You are overthinking this scratching and bitting shit way too much.
Girls do that in moment of pleasure when it's actually hard to handle all the enjoyment that is going on. That's why most of this two things happen when girl is having orgasm or she is close to getting one. Or she is just really enjoying whole sexual experience.
It doesn't have to do anything with hating nor being conqueror or anything similar to stuff you mentioned.
>>64164053
They're called hickeys and you get them from someone biting and/or sucking on your neck, typically during sex.
>>64164053
try it on your arm. with your lips, of course
>>64164053
kek i hope this is a joke
>>64164053
I'd recommend asking your mom to help you with that one.
>>64164105
>You're right that the men who want a woman to take control and dominate them are pathetic
lol ok if some hot chick asked if she could dominate you im sure you would say no
>>64164105
>>64164147
Ok, I see. I think it's just like one of those things that would get me angry and turned off. I get upset when someone touches me in a friendly way, so there's that.
>>64163360
Holy shit, you my friend are eligible for a JUST diploma
>>64164148
>>64164153
>>64164168
>>64164187
Lel I know what they are, I've tried to get some on my neck and pretend I have a gf but I just don't see how someone can get them with the mouth when a glass bottle doesn't work for me.
Like how long and how strongly would you have to suck someone's neck.
>all these virgins not realizing those are bitemarks a woman gives you after dryhumping her.
She obviously scratched his back afterwards to please him more because he mustve been itchy
>>64164213
I would certainly not agree to any dominatrix shit, but for just standard her being in control I know we'd end up reversing roles. I just enjoy the control too much.
>>64164359
It's not just sucking, it's also biting. They're bruises, you're seeing blood under the skin. It's actually not hard to make them on someone's neck with your mouth, but making them on yourself with some other method isn't going to work out for you.
>>64164359
not that strong. as I said, try it on your arm and you'll see tomorrow
>>64164053
have you tried it with a woman?
>>64164215
I wasn't saying it is great feeling getting your back scratched like that(from looks of it, it must hurt as fuck) ,just that it's stupid to think it makes you any less alpha or less of a man.
>>64164359
It's not about time but mostly about technique. Little bit of teeth and sucking and it should be there in less than a minute. But as other anons said I'd say it will be hard task to make one on your neck by yourself.
>>64164364
Ohhhhhhhh I get it, he fucked some girl and this dumb lass thought he got into fight, haha, pretty reddit
>>64164441
it is just sucking
>>64161025
>cheating on that qt pie
he is the definition of alpha
>>64164624
Well then you and I have had different experiences. I've never seen anything as bad as in OP's pic without some biting involved.
>>64164581
Not even guy you replied to but
>missing point of the post this much
>>64164577
>just that it's stupid to think it makes you any less alpha or less of a man
Wouldn't it make you look sideways at a bitch? Like, what the fuck do you think this is?
>>64164752
No.Serious question, all memes aside, are you actually autistic? I'm trying to imagine how you can't understand this, it's pretty basic.
>>64164752
Nah. It feels good because you know you are doing good job. Wouldn't it be worse if girl was just lying there like dead while you pound her?
Granted when my ex did this shit I'd tell her to stop when it got extremely painful but I wouldn't do it because I felt being dominated by her. I guess this nigga in OP has real good pain resistance or he just doesn't give a fuck.
>>64161167
Normies like to hurt each other during sex
>>64165010
>>64165017
When I fuck I just want to bust a nut. Whatever feels good physically, keep doing. Anything else keep to yourself. A bitch scratching my back would get me angry. If I found out that it gets her off, I'd be ok with it, but if it was just something that she does, I'd tell her to stop. If I felt it was something she does for dominance, I'd get very angry.
I like my women nice, tender and delicate, not some screeching, biting, scratching ho.
>>64162351
>>64162439
>>64162552
The picture shows that some guy had rough sex.
The anon said "he had it coming, senpai"
Obviously showing that he would do the same if he was the side bitch.
Goddamn you people are fucking stupid.
>>64161132
There's like twenty minutes cut out of that screener for some reason broseph. It made the movie better though 2bh.
>>64165220
But anon you have no woman
>>64165220
You have it backward, though. Women don't get off on scratching. They scratch because they're getting off.
>>64165220
>I like my women nice, tender and delicate
That's why she scratches and bites you m8. Girls like that can't handle good pounding.
I'm quite sure girls are all cute and tender when it comes to sex only in porn and maybe hookers who don't feel shit when you fuck them.
>>64164709
There was no point, you ware trying to be reddit and I saw it for what it was
>>64165407
>girls are all cute and tender when it comes to sex only in porn
This. People fetishize innocence, but that's not the reality.
>>64165407
I don't give a fuck about a good pounding though. I'd beat a man if I wanted violence.
>>64165359
I really don't.
>>64165378
Can I ask you, are you american?
It would still get me angry, no matter the reason.
To be honest senpaitachi, I'm not that much into sex. I really like girls who are nice, but if it comes down to it, I'd fuck anything. If I feel it gets raunchy, I just turn off emotionally. I don't know why that is, if it's good or bad, it's just what it is.
I tend to look down on women who are perverted in any way. Unless their perversion relates to me personally, it disgusts me.
I fucking HATED it when my gf would do that shit. It was like some sort of weird marking me to show I was hers or some shit.
>Fucking
>She scratches the shit out of my back and gives me a huge hickey on my neck
>Didn't even really notice during sex
>Get mad at her because I work in an office and can't have my neck looking like that around clients (my shirt collar ended up covering it so it wasn't a big deal)
>She acts like I'm the asshole for not wanting people to see shit like that on my neck
>Go golfing with a couple friends
>Spend the whole time uncomfortable and yanking on my shirt because the sweat is getting into the scratches on my back and stings terrible
Bitches are dumb and need to learn to control themselves. She also used to yank on my nipples during sex while I would just stare at her because I got nothing out of it. Do any guys out there actually get off on nipple play?
>>64161269
>hickies
>good sex
I don't think so.
>>64165764
*Tips fedora*
>>64165466
People like you should be executed for being this dumb and having an opinion
>>64165220
t. virgin autist
>>64165764
>>64165774
t. virgin autist
>>64165769
Me playing with girls nipples was always great but her doing it to you. Sounds weird m8.
Also sometimes controlling ain't that easy m8. I remember once when I busted nut like 4 times in a row in 1 hour or something. Fifth time I literally banged my head into the wall as hard as I could because I just couldn't handle the feeling anymore( also autismo :^) ). You can't know how intense this stuff is for girls.
Aren't hickies just from possessive girls who wanna show their bf is taken ?
>>64166153
>Me playing with girls nipples was always great but her doing it to you. Sounds weird m8.
I dunno, my experience is that asian girls really love doing it to men
t. permavirgin JAV enthusiast
>>64166307
What the fuck is up with Japs and nipples? If porn is to be believed then Japanese women instantly have an orgasm when you touch their nipples.
>>64166382
Prob trying to give their viewers new fetishes to have them come back
>No sorry mom, don't pick up American GRINGO XXX, it has no male getting his nipple sucked
simple logistics
>>64161199
>>64161194
>wild sex
>scratches only possible in missionary
>>64165807
>>64166055
>>64166081
>implying your women wouldn't want to fuck me
you'd be surprised how attracted whores are to us pure Christian types m80s
>>64166382
Ancient Nippon nipple touching passed down through generations that no gaijin is allowed to learn. I know it for you see I am a superior Asian man trapped inside a gaijin body.
>>64166512
t. virgin autist
>>64166548
nerve struck
>>64166656
t. virgin autist
>>64163835
kek
>>64166805
>it's hot for women to scratch your back during sex
>>64166950
t. virgin autist
Inland Empire is pretty good
>>64161487
Do you realise he got laid? are you saying he deserves to get laid for having ear plugs?
>>64164359
>I've tried to get some on my neck and pretend I have a gf
>>64168044
>HE GOT LAID HE GOT LAID
truly the apex of mankind
seriously, are we being invaded by tumblr?
>it's a virgins trying to understand sex thread on 4chan
>>64168229
I have marks somewhat like those on my back at this very moment..
>>64168488
you are so cool
>>64161070
Most assuredly fake.
Black people do not type like how white people think black people talk. They don't type out "doe" for instance, they will write "though" or "tho" even though they may pronounce it "doe" in speech.
>>64168541
Thanks fgt
>>64168713
I mean, do liberals not realize how faggy that sounds?
>I have marks somewhat like those on my back at this very moment..
fuck off back to reddit, no one gives a fuck about your pretend alpha maleing here
>>64168813
I dont want anyone to give a fuck. I thought it was a funny coincidence because my back is not usually fucked up, and it made you cry.
>>64164053
Hahaha look at that fat fucking cat
>>64168868
Great contribution to the films and television board faggot. Stop posting about the state of your faggy back. You have tumblr and reddit for that.
>>64161025
>boo
is it a black thing to come up with retarded names?
>>64168044
>getting laid in your earhole
>>64168949
Haha the whole thread is about back scratches? You're the one going OT starting whining.
>>64161025
The Great Outdoors (it was on ITV4)
Speed
Star Wars IV
>>64169083
>OT
you clearly don't belong here
>>64169172
Im 28, browsed the chans for years.. before chanology and all that shit. anyway that concludes my comment about having back scratches from fun rough sex on christmas day. Have a good one you stiff and uptight tiny little person.
>>64169315
Ok, thanks, wise and experienced tumblrina. I will.
>>64163360
>ask mommy what a vagina is
>she lifts up her victorian dance gown
>inserts her fingers into her vagina
>"this is a vagina"
>she rubs herself for a moment until pulling her fingers away
>puts fingers on my lips and opens my mouth
>"close your mouth anon"
>close mouth
>she rubs her fingers over and under my tongue
>I was 30
>>64161025
Saw The Ballad of Cable Houge
>>64168949
>>64169083
>>64169172
>>64169315
>>64169384
Love it, love everything about it
>>64161025
I always get a tingly feeling in my balls whenever I see someone with cuts like that.
