>Aunt Beru: [Smiling fondly] He's got too much of his uncle in him.
>[discussing a genocidal murderer that has wiped out countless innocents in the galaxy, whilst proceeding to forget they owned C3P0 for over a decade whilst said murderer was training with the Jedi]
>>64156125
Yeah, the OT is really poorly written.
>>64156125
>implying that the prequels and the current work of fan fiction actually count
wew lad wew
>>64156125
>he was a good friend
star wars is bad, just accept it
>>64156125
>uncle?
>>64156125
NO ONE BUT OBI WAN AND THE EMPEROR KNEW ANAKIN WAS EVIL FFS
>>64156125
>uncle
>>64156302
They knew he genocided an entire village of sandpeople and that he was a really important Jedai...
>Luke, did I ever tell you that Obi-Wan is my brother?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Owen_%28Kenobi%29#Behind_the_scenes
>He's just a crazy old man. And a good friend.
>>64156290
>>64156303
Aunt Beru was referring to Padme's brother: Sneed Amidala
>>64156125
>Uncle whatshisname: that's what I'm afraid of
When did they meet Anakin anyway? I mean long enough to even get to know him.
>>64156437
>Sneed Amidala
Formerly Chuck.
Aunt Beru was hot as fuck in ROTS.
>>64156437
Ok now you're JUST fucking with me.
>>64156353
Anakin didn't tell any of the Lars family that he went on a murder spree.
>>64156437
>Sneed Amidala
Was he a good friend?
>>64156477
i understand this reference
Was Anakin's mother raped by the sand people?Also were their blasts accurate if you know what I mean?
>>64156520
Come on, its a small planet...they had to know.
>>64156477
You watch the Simpsons too?
>>64156125
When will Lucas finally retcon A New Hope to fix all of its inconsistencies?
>>64156477
DOH
amirite
You know, a lot of death is treated as less reprehensible in all of the Star Wars movies. All they probably knew was Anakin went off with some Jedi as a boy, got into a lot of crazy adventures, then there was a fracas and a messy breakup and now he's off working for someone else.
>>64156477
>>64156125
These are not the prequels you are looking for.
wasn't his "uncle" obiwan?
>>64156713
>hey there, I'm your step brother who hasn't visited his mom for over ten years, but I've got to see my mom RIGHT NOW!!!
>okay so my mom is dead but I killed an entire tribe of natives so it's okay
>now I go back to the big city to be a police man or something
>hey it's three years later, remember your weird step brother? I'm like, his supervisor, he's super dead, some guy from our office murdered him...in fact, he killed everyone at work except me, so he got a promotion to vice president while I'm a wanted terrorist. Anyways, here's a baby for you guys.
>also, I live next door to you guys now, but don't speak to me cause I'm a hermit
not knowing about the Vader and the mass murder doesn't make this whole business any less crazy from the Lars' perspective...
>>64157278
weather baloons are gay.
>>64158186
>Natives
Tuskens. Barely regarded as human, assholes and pests to every regular farmer on Tatooine, and they probably thought he did them a service.
Of course they think he was kind of crazy, free spirited, whatever you want to call it, they knew he wasn't the type to get tied down to a farm
>>64156125
You could say that they had no idea he became Vader and thought he died with the rest of the Jedi.
They are just racist and all droids look alike to her.
That or the prequels are shit that forgot half the shit said in the original movies.
>>64158306
nah, no frame of reference for that...he just pops up, shouts for his mom, cries a bunch, and is gone in the morning. All they knew? He was a Jedi. And a good friend, probably.
>>64157355
>you were my brother
Yes
Aunt Beru was qt in her prime
>>64158775
At the very least, that fits the "well, he's just a crazy old wandering Jedi like his dad" notion
>>64156477
epic win
>>64157222
>>64159302
Oh Nuke, you crazy bastard
