[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
what was their family life like?
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /tv/ - Television & Film

Thread replies: 46
Thread images: 11
File: han_leia_ben.jpg (91 KB, 707x427) Image search: [Google]
han_leia_ben.jpg
91 KB, 707x427
what was their family life like?
>>
You'll see in the sequels
>>
>>64142776
>leia comes home from a long day of political junk
>sees Han and Chewie trying desperately to put out a kitchen fire
>"HAN! What happened?"
>"oh, I was trying to make some space cereal but chewie forgot to turn down the oven!"
>"REEEEEGHHH"
>"yes I DID tell you chewie!"
>"YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TI USE THE OVEN TO MAKE SPACE CEREAL! Where is ben?!"
>"oh up in his room, playing with his black bucket helmet and listening to some edgy rock"
>>
>Han leaves Ben to play with Chewie's son and then him and Chewie go get drunk
>>
File: Rome - Episode 3.png (316 KB, 784x2052) Image search: [Google]
Rome - Episode 3.png
316 KB, 784x2052
>Son whatcha lookin' at on that space computer of yours
>o-oh nothing dad
>Wait a second... are you watching force training videos
>Y-Yeah
>Leia space call Luke, our boy is a Jedi
If only they realized that Ben was Sheevposting
>>
>>64142776

Leia was loaded with money and lived a socialite status
Han was trying to make his son feel normal by taking him on wacky adventures and to sports venues
Chewie tried his best to save the kid from trouble but Ben never liked Chewie because his mommy never liked Chewie
At some point Ben was allowed to browse the Holonet where he found Vaderchan and was redpilled on TehDarkBetaUprising!!1
Ben was sent to Luke's academy after he made a lot of trouble for Leia at his school and at social events
Snoke basically appeared to Ben and the other would be knights on campus and promised them unlimited dark side feels if they just killed everyone else
>>
You'll see in the sequel's prequels
>>
>>64142828
I have a feeling we wont tbqh
>>
>>64142776
Leia was constantly away on political events or parties high on deathsticks. Probably only ever bothered with Ben when reporters were around so the journals would get nice family picks.
Han was probably trying to build up a functioning relationship with him but failed. Eventually Leia thought it'd be great for publicity if her kid became a jedi and shoved him off to Uncle Luke.
>>
Why even tell Ben about Darth Vader?

Why not just lie, like Obi-wan lied to Luke?
>>
>>64142776
>ugly faggot murdering based Han because muh Vader

Why is Kylo the worst character ever?
>>
File: brad has a minute of peace.jpg (38 KB, 540x534) Image search: [Google]
brad has a minute of peace.jpg
38 KB, 540x534
>>64142776
Princess Leia = Angelina Jolie
Han Solo = Brad Pitt
Ben = whatever the name of the girl Angelina is trying to turn into a tranny is
>>
>>64143475
>implying cranky old Harrison wanted to be in another Star Wars movie
>implying Han didn't get the last laugh walking away with $23 million and a percentage of the film's total gross
>>
>>64142776
>Han never said "I love you" back, just said "I Know"
>>
>>64142776

was the solo marriage strained from the beginning or did Kylo being an edgelord ruin it?
>>
>>64142776
Shouty.
>>64142845
>Chewie threw up on the carpet again
>>
>>64142776
I don't care, personally I'm more interested in Chewbacca's home life

>Holiday special shows Chewbacca's wife and children
>New movie show's his "girlfriend"

WHAT HAPPENED?
>>
>>64143472
Because that worked so fucking well with Luke. That and trying to keep secret that he and Leia where siblings.
>>
>>64143983
Everyone involved in it, even Lucas, has pretty much said Holiday Special was a fucking disaster and sooner people forget it even happened the better.
>>
File: Starwars Holiday Special.jpg (103 KB, 960x540) Image search: [Google]
Starwars Holiday Special.jpg
103 KB, 960x540
>>64144184
NEVAR 4GET
>>
>>64142776
It was fine. Reminder that LUKE is pretty much responsible for Ben turning to shit.

Look at things from Han/Leia's perspective. What would they tell their son about Vader? Next to nothing. As far as they were concerned he was just some evil schmuck. A bad guy who got put down. Even when Leia found out he was her father it was secondhand and she didn't really give a shit.

But Luke would have spoken of him much differently. He would have told Ben about the complex war between light and dark inside Vader, his fall, his redemption, etc.. and Ben would have thought "oh wow, I bet this Vader guy would understand my pain, he's so awesome!" And that would have been the beginning of his descent into emoshit.
>>
>>64142845
top kekkage
>>
>>64142945
does this mean lumpy is canon?
>>
File: sketch-1451209284411.jpg (147 KB, 1470x1080) Image search: [Google]
sketch-1451209284411.jpg
147 KB, 1470x1080
>>
>>64143335
But who's gonna play Luke, Han, and Leia?
>>
File: 830px-Han02.jpg (93 KB, 830x623) Image search: [Google]
830px-Han02.jpg
93 KB, 830x623
>>64142776
suffering.
>>
>>64144570
They'll be CGI
>>
>>64143484

pitt is so midwestern it hurts, his genes have finally kicked in
>>
GERMANY 2015

>Kaiser Rein sees a picture of his grandad in Nazi uniform. looks cool as fuck
>found his grandad Nazi helmet
>Mum, Lea is a Politician and Dad, Hans Solo and his pet Weiner has been smuggling Syrian Refugees
>Ran away from home because dick mum keep telling him to stop being a Nazi to help with Onkle Luther.
>make friends with a Neo-Nazi, Supreme Leader Schnoke
>massacres everyone his Onkle Luther Scheinwerner Home of the Orphaned Jews
>Onkle Luther ran away to Ireland
>everynight Kaiser Ren keep telling his Grandad's helmet "MEIN OPA, I VILL FINISH WHAT DU STARTED"
>>
File: ishanygddt.jpg (4 KB, 224x224) Image search: [Google]
ishanygddt.jpg
4 KB, 224x224
>>64144531
Step it up, junior.
>>
>>64144531
>Emo Kylo Ren
>Wet Water
>>
File: 1451171100259.png (390 KB, 500x532) Image search: [Google]
1451171100259.png
390 KB, 500x532
>>64142776
>>
I don't know, but I can guarantee you it was Han Solo who busted Ben's nose.
>>
>>64143472
Because Vader became redeemed at the end. They should have emphasized that part more.

Or maybe they didn't tell him, and Snoke did, leaving out the part where Vader turns on Palpatine.

Kylo would feel betrayed and lied to, and think that they stopped Vader from finishing something.
>>
Why the hell does their kid have the accent he has, when neither parent (nor Luke) has that accent?

His facial structure and hair color are also in no way coming from those parents.
>>
>>64144906
Why would child Kylo wear moisture farmer clothing?
>>
>>64145272
Because that's all Han and Leia could afford on their meager military salaries.

>>64145271
Traits from Han's side of the family, maybe?
>>
File: 1450945323145.jpg (58 KB, 474x548) Image search: [Google]
1450945323145.jpg
58 KB, 474x548
>yfw Han isn't really dead
Calling it now
>>
>>64142776
Who the fuck knows, because the movie was utter shit and didn't explain anything. The Hunger Games had more closure than this fucking movie.
>>
File: paruru cunny.webm (1 MB, 406x968) Image search: [Google]
paruru cunny.webm
1 MB, 406x968
>>64142776

leia wasn't even necessary to make this film. it probably would have been better without her, because her scenes with han solo were kind of stupid.
>>
File: 1446291588438s.jpg (6 KB, 250x249) Image search: [Google]
1446291588438s.jpg
6 KB, 250x249
>every moment of Fischer's screentime
>>
>Kylo having a temper tantrum at the table
>Han smuggling some Mandalorian Candy to Kylo behind Leia's back
>Leia pretending not to notice, but having a small smile on her face
>>
>>64147386
Fischer is based. So is Ford. Everyone else, including you, is an autistic man/womanchild.
>>
>>64142776
Luke finds old holocrons explaining how the Jedi used to do their training. So he sees Ben has Jedi powers and so he takes him when he's really young or Leia and Han both agree to send him off with Luke.

Ben feels abandoned by his parents and has resentment towards them, a negative emotion that Snoke exploits to convince Luke's best student to turn against his teacher and all of his peers.

"From my point of view the Jedi are evil, you took me from my mom and dad. I hate you...and sand!"
>>
>>64147344

they should have implied that kylo ren killed her when he turned to the darkside. She wasn't even enjoyable to watch. I think they just put her in the film to satisfy the nostalgia fags.
>>
>>64144627
what do you mean?

not american here
Thread replies: 46
Thread images: 11

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.