Just imagine if you looked like this at 25.
>>64142223
I don't have to imagine
>>64142223
I would probably kill myself but he actually doesn't seem to mind in that picture.
>>64142223
I wish.
>>64142223
I'm getting there. It's not that bad. I don't know why anons on 4chan are so obsessed with looks. You can have a pretty good life even if you're ugly, as long as you're not beta.
Beans x hank otp
I have more hair despite balding, but, I am a 5'4" KV with a micro penis, so, I don't have to Imagine much, it is a miracle I haven't been raped.
>>64142223
Atleast he can grow a semi decent beard, im stuck with foomanchoo.
>>64143973
I am 6'3 though its to bad I only have dick that is a little bit over 6 inches. It's not fair desu as everyone expects me to be hung due to my size.
>>64142223
Do I have millions of dollars in the bank?
>>64143973
what's a KV?
I just shaved my head #1 and went statham mode in the gym
It's just about once a month I get called statham or russel crowe
Helps to be tall though
>>64146344
>statham
>tall
check your movie magic privilidges
>thick beard and heavily balding
>still somehow looks 14
How the fuck does is work, Pham?
>>64142223
>>64144081
Penis size has nothing to do with height though. In porn, it's generally better to have a small-ish guy and a ridiculously tiny girl, because then it looks like his average penis is fucking huge compared to everything else. A lot of male porn stars are manlets, the women are just even smaller.
>>64146344
How often do you get called a faggot?
>>64146483
He didn't say Statham was tall.
>>64146642
never, people are cowards when youre bigger than them
online it happens when a coward tries to be brave but how brave can you be saying things online...
>>64142223
>imagine
Daily reminder that if you are 20 and not balding like him, you don't belong here
>tfw 6'3, big dick, great head of hair and good physique but terrible social skills and no confidence at all with myself
>>64143973
Nobody wants to rape a baldie.
>28
>hairline quickly receding
>>64142223
He's probably cool as fuck, and you're just some off-by-one faggot.
>21
>have the hairline of henry cavil
>shitty facial hair
kill me
>>64147012
#rekt
> blaming your shitty life on your haircut
>>64147031
Beta sitosterol and something like Biotin. It won't make your hair regrow, but it will make the hair you have now thicker and coarser (and more prone to regrow if it does fall out).
>>64147279
>your apperance doesnt effect your life at all
what is being handsome like?
>>64142223
>shave hair
>get fit
>>64147365
>still have a weak jaw and baby face
>>64146344
>russel crowe
crowe is fat as fuck nowadays. he's literally bigger than a garbage bag after the christmas holidays.
>>64145136
Kliment Voroshilov, short for a family of world war two heavy tanks with their name taken from a Soviet marshal.
>>64147383
He'd look completely normal if he'd shave that shit rest of his hairs, 7/10 atleast.
This is shit though, it helps being pretty but the only thing that really matters is how others feel around you. You can be ugly, but if the girl is feeling comfortable having you on her side she will fall for you.
This is no BS, it's the only thing that matters.
>>64147689
>5 foot nothing manlet
>7/10 atleast
None of my relatives are bald. I have a 5head though which is bad enough.
>>64147689
He'd still be a 5'1" manlet.
>>64144081
I came here to say I'm 6'0 have a bigger penis than you. Sorry senpai.
>>64142223
I'd hope to God I was nearly graduating from Med School or at least held a masters in some STEM/Business field.
Only way to make up for it.
But I'm only 23 and still have my hair intact.At least he can grow a better beard that me
>tfw diffused thinning
>>64148122
you aren't sorry.
>>64147279
me losing my hair ruined my self confidence and i have morphed into a fat out of shape weird shut-in
i'm pretty handsome looking too
>25 here
>tfw a gay friend of mine asked me how big my penis was
>I don't know
>He laughed
>>64148189
let me laugh too
>>64142223
>>64142744
>>64146989
>no confidence at all with myself
Why?
What is with the "I'm super attractive and girls want to fuck me but muh no confidence" meme?
>>64148333
autists with delusions of grandeur
if youre hot girls hit on you whether youre quiet or not
>>64148358
not if you act like a perma virgin.
>>64148189
Should have asked him to help you measure it
>>64142223
>tfw thinning on your crown, so you can't even tell if you look in a mirror
feels kinda bad though cuz I know other people can see it. I wonder if the Friar Tuck haircut will ever become fashionable. we just need some popular EDM musician to wear it
>>64142744
agassi isn't 5 feet short
>>64148358
sure, but they give up very soon one they discover your autistic behaviour.
>>64148417
I had just told him I'm bi so he started fonlding me.
If I hadn't needed to get home and on a plane the next morning I probably would've fucked him desu
>>64148333
I'm just terrible in social situations that most people are comfortable in
>40 and 42
>>64148655
it is scientifically proven semen makes you look younger.
>>64148678
butter-up,boys ;)
>>64148655
the dude on the left has a receded hairline, I can tell by the combover from the center
>>64146666
Checked
>>64148655
sheldon is looking pretty ayy lmao
>>64148774
>sheldor:40s
>beans:25
>>64142825
He does. You can see it in his eyes.
>>64148655
I'd let galecki stick his big bang up my poop chute desu senpai
>>64147689
m8 I have considered myself a 7/10 my whole life, if he's a 7 then Iv'e been an 11 the entire time.
He looks like an actual fucking mong, somethings obviously wrong with him.
>>64148947
tbf beans would look his age if he still had hair and shaved his beard.
>almost 22
>people think I'm a 16 year old boy
>still get IDed
>>64148655
I'll probably look more like Jim that Johnny when I'm 40,
>>64142223
This is the definition of JUST. fuck anyone who misuses that meme for anyone else like Brendan fraser for example.
We're beautiful people. It's right that we should laugh at him.
>>64149495
>John Oliver up front
>Anakin with MLP hat and Lanza sitting next to him
workin' on a SEX FARM
tryin' to raise some HARD LOVE
>>64149424
I get mistaken for an high schooler and I'm 27.
>be bald at 25
>shave it all off
>work out
>everythingisalright.jpg
>>64149547
>>64149495
Is it any wonder the west is (C)Fucked? The Nu-male thing is real.
REAL.
The Horror, The Horror
even as a 5'9" manlet i can't comprehend how anyone can go through life being a 5'1" man.
Men are the niggers of gender
>>64149636
The West is doing just fine. Meanwhile in Japan and Korea people have just given up on sex because they'd rather be wage slaves.
See at least ugly fuckers have their anime conventions and shit to go to where they can meet other ugly nerds as possibly make some more ugly, nerdy babies. In Japan those same nerds would go to the convention but avoid eye contact, never talk to girls (despite taking pictures of them), and then going home to masturbate in quiet solitude to the memory of the experience.
The equivalent of a guy in the West who gets hit on by girls all the time is a Japanese man who actually attempts to talk to girls.
>>64149700
this is funny because there was just a study about how white deaths exceed white births.
>>64149611
>the nerdy girl takes off her glasses and is suddenly hot
>>64149726
Most women/families only want one child. They're both too busy working full time jobs because women are independent now. That leaves less time for baby making.
If two parents only produce one offspring, everyone can see where we're headed.
>>64149726
>white
well yes everyone knows the white race is willfully going extinct. But the West itself is doing fine, the Latinos, Africans, Arabs and even the Asians who have inherited the Americas are reproducing just fine.
>>64149700
It's their fault for sticking with retarded work ethics.
Who gives a fuck?
I'll just keep enjoying their top quality porn tho.
>>64149495
>>64149538
>live in Atlanta
>work in tech
>can literally point out 3 people i know from work within 20 seconds of looking at that image
What is it about the tech/CS field that promotes so much weeboism and anime faggotry?
What the fuck? He still has a youthful face and a sick beard, why not just accept your fate and shave it all off? That way you'd look 25 instead of 35.
Unless he's hoping the loser look will help him out with roles, I guess.
>>64149985
he's also 5'1"
>>64142223
If you go out in public sometimes you'll see tons of cue ball beta fucks with wives and kids living perfectly happy lives.
>>64150010
eazy e was 5'2", it don't matter
>>64150068
>you'll see tons of cue ball beta fucks with wives and kids
Yes
>living perfectly happy lives.
No
How are you supposed to be happy if you have multiple children?
>>64150083
eazy e got aids, coincidence? i think not.
>>64150148
but dre day only meant ezy's pay day
>>64149929
>atlanta
>have white friends
fantasy
>>64150168
Dre's alive and a billionaire and Eazy's dead.
>>64150148
>>64150566
how does being a manlet gives eazy aids?
>borderline dwarfism
>short enough to get life ruined
>not short enough to get life-long disability benefits
JUST
>>64151448
>borderline dwarfism
like 5'5''?
>>64146666
Faggot
>>64146666
Faggot
>>64149424
>tfw 22
>tfw people mistake me for 28+
>balding heavily but great beard growth and 6'1
Being dutch is suffering
>>64151575
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0493037/
5' 0½" (1.54 m)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfism
>In humans, dwarfism is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (58 in; 147 cm).[1]
Yes, I'm sorry, he's JUST 7 cm over dwarfism cutoff, that's not borderline.
>>64149424
I got carded at the booze store last week.
I'm fucking 30.
>>64149636
Did you see Adam Driver in Girls though? He was pretty big there.
>>64142223
I worked with a 17 year old that was completely balding.
