lets have a thread about the comfiest show ever.
rory is of course best gril. but who is second? paris? layne? emily(you freak)?
why is dean a faggot? why is jess so cringe? why is logan the absolute worst person for rori?
and why is kirk the absolute best character?
>>64140154
great thread dude
Best joke go:
Girl: Is it raining?
Paris: No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes, moron.
>>64140154
>tfw you'll never be Luke and have a vintage truck and diner in a perfect small town
>>64140154
>lets have a thread about
"lets" not
All 339 Books Referenced In “Gilmore Girls”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/all-339-books-referenced-in-gilmore-girls#.xcW28mpAp
>>64140154
Rory: whore sjw and the embodiment of today's women
Layne: quicky azn waifu for skinny white nerds
Lorelai: MOAT but still a huge slut
Emily: refined wine
Paris: kinky, loyal, the best
>>64141564
irl though jesus christ I'd tear alexis bledel apart, I want to be vincent kartheiser so bad
>>64140744
>ywn grow up in a small town in the USA
>ywn become the quarterback of the high school football team
>ynw steal a kiss from your crush near the lake
>ynw grow up to marry your high school sweetheart
>ywn run a small business and know all the locals by name
>ywn die in that small town
>ywn be buried in the only cemetery plot in town and stay there for 500 years
how do i deal with these feels?
>>64141564
>Emily: refined wine
>>64141592
but in the show she actually wasn't sjw at all, she was just smart.
irl she is actually a sjw obama bitch.
i would pretend to be a communist faggot just for a whif of that pussy but still, she is far worse irl than in the show.
>>64141752
>hurr time to sleep with Logan
>nope time to ruin Dean's marriage and leave once he's in an unwinnable hole
>nope I'd rather fuck Jesse's emotions up
nah, time to go with Christiane Amanpour and go suck Obama's SBC
seriously, even ASP knew when to jump ship
>>64140154
the new season is going to be JUST
>>64142058
are you just autistic or do you not realize that is how all women operate? the only woman i have ever loved tried to ruin me. the other two women i have had real relationships with fucked me over royally.
women are shit. get over it. it isn't a sjw conspiracy. it is exactly what you fight against. just accept they are fucking stupid.
>>64142202
You're mistaking your own experience for everyone's. Just because you're a lowtest beta doesn't mean that everyone else gets dumped on. Nature doesn't want you to reproduce. Deal with it.
Literally the worst 'clever' dialog since Clerks.
