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Who the fuck is this guy?
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>>64137649
giant smeagol
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Emporer Snorkel
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>>64137649
Snookums
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Anakin corpse
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old man
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>>64137751
I just now noticed that the damage on Vader's mask is the same as Snokes here
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It's Sheev's master
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>>64137649

Luke apprentice fucked up for the FORCE.
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Darth Plagueis
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Sauron
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It's Luke, everything points to him.

>Snoke's identity is hidden, this implies we already know who it actually is
>It's also hidden from Kylo, so it must be someone Kylo knows
>Why would Luke hide his identity from Kylo?
Kylo identifies Luke with the Light Side, he wouldn't accept him being part of the Dark Side unless he tricked him somehow
>But Episode 7 is a match to Episode 4, this doesn't fit
They will have a major twist in Episode 8, and a father twist is old hat, they will up the ante, therefore Luke is Dark Side
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>>64137649
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>>64137649
HMMMMMMM??
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>>64138106
Please no! I looked up to Luke as a kid, he is part of the reason I'm the man I am today. That might fuck me up in the head bit. He struggled with the tough shit in his life but in the end prevailed. Why change Luke? Why???
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>>64137751
>>64137800
>>64139493
holy fuck...
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>>64137842

This.

>>64137904

Also this.

>>64139432

And a bit of this.

This being is the literal embodiment of the dark side of the force. It's not Luke as early Ep 8 rumors point to Luke being the new jedi master / trainer for Rey. He's also Rey's dad.
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>>64139798
Wait a second, didn't Vader have a line along the lines of "Bring her to me" and didn't snoke have a similar line like "if you can't take the information you want then bring her to me"?
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What's wrong with his faaaace?
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>vader actually found how to cheat death
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>>64137649
It's obviously Jar Jar
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>>64139867
And both times Im pretty sure he was ready to interrogate a bitch.
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>>64139885

But vader turned to the light. He even became a good force ghost at the end of Jedi.
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Did anyone else laugh when Leia called this fucker out during her conversation with Han? I fully expect "It wasn't him, it was Snoke!" to become a meme.
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>>64139917
No anakin came back as a force ghost
vader died and now returns.
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>>64139880
Sheev shived him with a lightsaber.
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>>64139917
Ya but he works for Darth Mouse now
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>>64139943

That is too radical a departure from the force as it is understood. Might be cool but JJ doesn't have the balls and if he did Disney would veto.
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>>64139938
>be super special sith lord
>literally hide from even yoda and everyone else for all of eternity

>a geriatric crackwhore knows your name

BRAVO JAR JAR ABRAMS
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>>64139977
>jedi join the force
>sith are forever cursed to undeath

pottery
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>>64139493
>>64139798
>>64139867
>>64139897
same fag
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>>64140017
Sith can come back as sith ghosts too we just havent seem them in a movie yet
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>>64140045
Where?
this might not be cannon anymore.
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>>64140033
Bottom 2 are mine you cunt
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>>64140063
Clone Wars so I'm pretty sure it's canon.
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>>64140063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2m-zX9mJk
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Voldemort
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It's obviously Darth Plagueis right?
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a BIG GUY
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>>64140143

I think so. Very good chance.

The opera scene of Ep 3 is the "I am your father" scene of the prequels. We know that either Palpatine or Plagueis created Anakin to become a dark side Golem as Vader.
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Who the fuck cares? You literally have fucking made the same fucking thread, phrased the same fucking way about a hundred times already

Go beat yourself with a hammer you fucking faggot
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>>64140128
I thought all those spin-offs were just schlock but that looks really interesting.
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>>64140314

>OMG WHY DO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT STUFF?!!

>WAAAAAAH STOP TALKING ABOUT STUFF!!
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>>64140362
Why are you posting a picture of yourself?

Lmao, FAGGOT
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>>64137649
A decoy and a red herring for the real villain behind the films.

Original trilogy had Palpatine/Sidious revealed in the second film. The Prequel trilogy's equivalent was supposed to be Jar Jar until Lucas chickened out and discarded the initial plan.

Basically, don't take this new face seriously just yet. The real reveals never happen in the first films of the trilogies. Wait until the next movie.
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>>64140348

Clone Wars is part of the official cannon according to Disney.
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>>64139938
>>64139989
I thought I was the only one that was amused by that
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>>64137649
Most likely Darth Plagueis got his head cut open by Sidious but later used his power to bring HIMSELF back from the dead or some bullshit.
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>>64140389

>OMG MUH SARCASM! STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE! WAAAAAAAH!!! I'M DUH BOARD POLICE!!!
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>>64140128
Uh, doesn't little green say right there that's not the real Darth Bane?
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>>64139989
"Supreme Ruler Snoke" is no secret. It's his fucking official title. Like "Supreme Chancellor Palpatine" was "Darth Sidious", "Supreme Ruler Snoke" is "Darth Plagueis.
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>>64140128
Based Mark Hamill
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>>64140486
>according to Disney.
theres your problem
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>>64137649
Snuke Snizz of the Snizzardly Siths
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>>64139938
HE WAS A GOOD BOY! HE DINDU NUFFIN! IT WAS ALL SNOKE! THE WHITE DEVIL DUN CORRUPTED HIM! YEAH! IT WAS ALL SNOKE!
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>>64140600
Thats all that matters anymore, Disney dictates the canon now
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>>64137649
It's Palpy's undercooked clone.

>tfw we Dark Empire nao
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>>64137649
Failed clone.
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Well lets line up the suspects

Darth Plagueis: very well could be. But every Star Wars casual will go "Who?!"
Luke: Doubtful but after his Dad and Nephew both succumbed to the Dark Side. It could be his destiny
Vader: Very Doubtful. They would have to explain why he was a ghost seen by Luke
Wildcard Leia: She has the force, Very well could be a Jedi. Apparently Yoda thought she could be when Luke fucked off to rescue his friends on cloud city. She keeps her potential powers under wraps. Would not be the first one that played both sides
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>>64140687
if he can transfer his consciousness to a clone, and the clone gets fucked up, why not just make another clone? he had time to make starkiller base but not a new clone?
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>>64140859
>luke or leia
>they are already in the film
dude what
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>>64137649
Me after your mum sucked me dry
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>>64139493
he took his helmet off at the end of Return of the Jedi fucking tard.
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>Got and Sneeeoookeee a siiiyth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUfo-c6lQ3w
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>>64141022

>You
>Sex with a woman

Really? Because all of your friends say that you're gay.
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>>64137649

Your dad after I facefucked him
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>>64137649
2020's Brendan Fraser.
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It's obviously Luuke or Luuuke
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>>64140523
Posting more pics of yourself?

Lol, lmaoing at your life you butthurt faggot

>muh sarcasm

What are you even talking about you aspie?
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>>64141095

Really? Because your mom says you have a microcephalic penis
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>>64141054
they show him burning on a funeral pyre with the mask on like 2 scenes later dude
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>>64138106
>snores identity is hidden
What?
He's as hidden as sheev was, and you don't see sheevs face
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Mr. Snokes
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>>64141166

>Y-YER BUTT HURT!! WAAAAAAHHH!!!!
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>>64141078
I thought your dad wouldn't kiss muh dick and tell.

Guess he was upset that your mum left me so dry.
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>>64141166
you got rekt desu senpai
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>>64141283

Are you still talking?
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>>64141176
That still proves he couldn't of survived literally being burned alive with just half his face injured like that.
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>>64141249
>you're so mad!!!

>I'll do this by constantly whining about it!!!

>>64141326
>I'll samefag, that's a good trick

Holy shit you're embarrassing

What's it like being a pathetic manchild?
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>>64140362
>>64140523
>>64141249
Autism
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>>64141453

>Muh reddit meme! Waaaaaaaahhh!!!
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>>64141175

>TOP KEK

Butthurt munch?
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>>64141513
>Waaaaahhhh he's got a different opinion than me so I'll cry about it!!!

Did I trigger you :)
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>>64141381
(You) tell me senpai
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I'm here to spoil it for you all

Are you fucking ready? Here it is

The writers have no fucking clue yet. This is classic JJ as seen "Lost" where they would make it appear as though there was some master plot behind all these BIG MYSTERIES but in the end it turned out that they didn't know what they were doing and were making it up as they went along. The writers don't know who Snoke is yet, they just needed to fill the role of the emperor with another big dark evil baddie
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>>64141549
Who are you quoting?

Your mother after seeing your penis?
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>>64141562

But wait, you're the one crying about the opinions of others.

Top kek!
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>>64141610
>no you!!!!

You're so butthurt!

And not even correct!

Such autism!
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>>64141591

Oh shit! Burned hard!

Fucking REKT.
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>>64141399
To play devil's advocate, since Anakin and Vader were ambiguously described as different "personas" or people, maybe Anakin died and became a Force ghost while Vader cheated death? This would really shake things up though, it would change standing ideas a bit and there would need to be a lot of new explanations.
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>>64141721

This wouldn't happen as Anakin asks about Padme the second he dons the suit.
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Does anyone else think "Snoke" is a horrible name?
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>>64137800
Guess that confirms Snoke is Vader. Anakin was freed and became a force ghost, but his dark side must have lived on through some bullshit, maybe like a dark force ghost or something.
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>>64141399
>couldn't of
kill yourself
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Snoke is the dark half of Vader's soul and he's prepping Kylo Ren so he can possess his body.
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Maybe sheev/plageis's force ghost inhabited Vader's burnt body.
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>>64141582
Truth right here. Snoke is the next director's problem now. Star Wars is pretty much dead. The EU was better than the main series, and now that the best part is now missing I just can't invest any emotions into it anymore.
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>>64141591
>>64141652

samefag
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>>64141898
is it any less retarted then sheev or jarjar binks or sio bibble or jakku or any of the other retarted shit in these movies
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>>64139798

Fuck JJ, he tries to be all LOST in a star wars movie then just says NAH FUCK THAT IM OUT HAVE FUN DISNEY FINDING A DIRECTOR TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS SHIT STORY IS GONNA END, I HAD A GREAT IDEA BUT THERES NO WAY YOU'LL EVER COME UP WITH ONE BETTER!
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>>64140668

When the coke is all gone.
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Im betting on Plagueis, its the only ing that makes sense and everything else theorized here sounds retarded.
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>>64142186
>implying JayJay watched the prequels
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>>64141943
If its Palpatine I feel like he'd just come out and call himself Palpatine or Sidious... or Sheev. If he's not a new character it'd make more sense for it to be Anakin because then you could say he decided to go by Snoke now to conceal his true identity to Luke and the rest of the gang.

Also, why would Palpatine care for a personal vendetta so much as to go after the Skywalkers again. It seems to me like galactic domination/ultimate power has always been his main goal.
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>>64137649

What pisses me off is that he looks far more interesting in that concept artwork there than he does in the movie where he just looks like some cgi guy
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>>64137649
-If you were raised on a desert planet mining junk everyday, you can still have a pretty face and perfectly clean skin.
-Some stormtroopers can experience PTSD.
-If you confront your evil son on a long bridge over a bottomless pit, you will probably die and fall into that bottomless pit.
-Whenever the bad guys build a giant planet destroying space station, they will always build in a weakness to give the Rebellion/Resistance a chance to win. That's 3 times now...
-Kylo Ren's helmet has megaphone speakers.
-Right after you win a lightsaber battle, a rift will conveniently separate the two of you so you can both show up in the sequels.
-The force can hold lasers beams in mid air.
-Chewie's crossbow vs. stormtroopers = 3 stormtroopers flying through the air. Chewie's crossbow vs. Kylo Ren = flesh wound.
-After all this time Chewie and Han were together, Han just discovered how much he likes using Chewie's crossbow.
-If the girl you captured starts exhibiting force powers, be sure have just one stormtrooper guarding the door.
-Not everyone can understand beep boop boop and Wookienese.
-Everyone's going after an astro droid hiding on a desert planet with information again.
-When a giant CGI jellyfish attacks random people, it will eat them. When it attacks a main character, it will grab them and run around in circles until a door cuts off its tentacles.
-I wonder how Mark Hamill remember all those lines.
-Mark Hamill with no lines is a better actor than Hayden Christensen with a bunch of lines.
-Ren can understand BB8.
-Han Solo shows up at your 1000 year old place, and it gets destroyed in a few minutes.
-Light sabers cut through trees, but only do minor cuts on the main characters.
-Kylo Ren stabbed first.
-You can be well skilled in using a lightsaber without prior training as long as you have the force.
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It's SHEEV
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>>64137649
I genuinely wished to have seen the meeting that took place where they came up with his fucking name.
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>>64142508
Snoke?

wait a second, if you re-arrange the letters you get ekons. Is snoke secretly a pokemon?
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>>64140859
>Darth Plagueis: very well could be. But every Star Wars casual will go "Who?!"

Not really the theory is so prevalent most casuals will have looked him up by now.
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>>64142764
I fucking wish.
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>>64142408
-You can make deep bonds with people you just met prompting you to do whatever you can to save them including risking all rebel forces.
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>>64143007
Added thnx.
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>>64142764
>Snoke
>Snort coke
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>tfw leia sounds completely different
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>>64143172
did she just phone it in and cash her check, she was such shit.
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>>64143163
coke nail spotted what do I win. Also why are her lips always puckered now?
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>>64143241
plastic surgery anon
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>Falcon lands
>Rey walks out
>Leia hugs Rey despite never meeting her before

What? Why?
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Snoke is likely Luke's first apprentice. And his first failure as a Jedi Master. Snoke was likely already being trained in the Dark Side by either Palpatine or Vader, however I can see Luke believing that someone who isn't as far gone as Vader could be trained and brought fully into the light. This seems like something Luke would do as while he DID turn Vader back to the light. Anakin Skywalker still died. Needless to say, Snoke likely grew irritated and frustrated with his training (likely wanting to call upon the Dark Side to advance himself) and I'm pretty sure the two eventually fought. Luke walked out the victor, but perhaps like Obi-Wan he didn't finish the job that would later come to haunt him. Snoke finds Ben Solo, seduces him, Kylo Ren kills Luke's apprentices and the academy, Luke leaves Rey on Jakku before dissapearing, and we pick up at the start of episode 7.
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>>64143306
what?

they only hugged the last time
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>>64143276
>>64143241
ay amh aching
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>>64137649
A kid o survived the Jedi Temple Massacre made by Anakin.
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>>64139493
all that damage is from the suit being burned after he took it off
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>>64143338
Oh God that would be hilarious.
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Did, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Steal Luke and Leia from Anakin . I don't remember Padmé asking him to take them. Yeah he might of that Ani was dead BUT??
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>>64140687
This
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>>64143373
Padme was too dead too ask. I'm pretty sure responsibility fell on what's his face. My question is why did they make them grow separately.
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>>64142408
-if you cover your face from the elements it degrades at a slower rate. both luke and rey are young as well.
-it's plausible to assume a human is still a human regardless of how you condition it? killing people kinda reminds you of your own mortality
-if you're willing to sacrifice your life for your children you'll do stupid things?
-things that are really big have a lot of energy that moves through them, and it needs to be regulated. any machine past a certain size would have integral parts that when broken result in catastrophic failure.
-yeah, he also has a laser sword so i don't see how this isn't plausible
-the planet was literally imploding, the force moves through all things, rey had just struggled and defeated the dark side within and without, the force helped her defeat him, the force moves through all things, the force could have influenced the rift
-its canon that jedi can reflect blaster fire with their bare hands with extensive training, a blaster bolt is made of energy, the force flows through all things, literally no reason why not
-explosive bolts versus regular bolts
-han loves his pistol, prefers it to any other weapon, chewie is very protective of his bowcaster
-"overconfidence is your weakness" luke to palpatine, this is a general sith trait
-people who work with droids or wookies can understand them, people who don't can't, durp
-actually if you noticed, it was a pilot who got the map and was being chased by the first order? furhermore homages gonna homage
-monster was full, bringing dark meat home to store, maybe didn't like dark meat at all
-Rey works with droids all day long, she is a scavenger
-did you notice how everyone froze when he entered the room? that tends to happen around han.
-they didn't cut through the trees unless they managed to get the whole length of the saber - a graze is a graze on a tree or a body.
-ren had weapons training with her quarterstaff. it is a similar fighting style.

you're uncharitable. grow up.
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>tfw seeing the anger and hate in reys face
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>>64142102

Did JJ back out of making the other movies or was it always the plan to have multiple directors?
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>>64143482
the novelization has her thinking about killing kylo when she finally drops him. she fights herself and realizes this is the dark side, and does not succumb to it.
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>>64143399
>>64137649
So he basically stole Anakin kids from him, also most of the problems in this Saga revolve around the Skywalker family Vader- Kylo- maybe Luke,


=Dysfunctional as fuck,,, they are=
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>when rey takes a swipe at kylos neck
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Darth T'sim fuckis
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>>64142508
>The final step of your Sith training is to give an evil sounding name by thinly changing a disgusting word like invader, tyranny, maul, insidious or plague before me, something like snot.. or smoke... wait I've got it! Arise Lord Snoke.
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>>64143415
>-monster was full, bringing dark meat home to store, maybe didn't like dark meat at all

Was gonna ignore you till I read this one, it makes sense and is FUNNY.

I just copypasta these from 101 things site, but YOU took the time to read and then write rebuttals for them all???????????????????
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>>64143662
>In-vader
>In-sidious
Okay George, that is kind of ingenious, I'll give you that.
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>>64137649
Snokey the bear
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>>64143691
>In-sidious
you could at least buy him a drink first
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>>64143399
because if theyre both together and one gets discovered they both do, if you spkit them up then at least if one gets found the other is still safe.
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>>64137649
who the fuck cares
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>>64143680
hey i was bored and that stuff is incredibly obtuse and uncharitable towards the setting. plus i like to flex my lore-muscles sometimes
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>>64143834
Safe from what, why would Anakin harm his kids, he killed a bunch of kids to try and save Padme and THEM.
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>>64143906
....from the empire and sheev, who Anakin was allied with at that point, even if he objected he wouldn't have been able to stop sheev from killing them or using them.
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>>64143906
He didn't know Anakin survived being lit on fire from the lava and even if he had he wanted to keep them safe from being raised by wizard who has joined the forces of evil
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>>64143855
OK.....
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kylo ren from the future mentoring his past self.
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>>64143943
>>64143934
He still da babies daddy. That wouldn't hold up in galactic court,.
=Kidnapping, what it is= (say it in a Yoda voice)
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>>64141582
That's actually demonstrably untrue.

Pic related, it's the scripts for episodes 7 8 and 9.

One of the very first things they did was hack out a general outline for the entire trilogy.
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>>64143906
Safe from Sheeve, he would either want to kill them before they became a threat, turn them to the dark side or use them as leverage over Vader, maybe even force him to kill them as part of his Sith training
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>>64144076
Sure thing, kiddo.

Keep believing the jews lies.
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>>64144076
>One of the very first things they did was hack out a general outline for the entire trilogy.
who is "they"?
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>>64144016
this
the fucking scar is exactly where rey cut him, except snoke made out as if he didn't know what the situation was with the girl for some reason.
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>>64140362
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you idiots realize they burned anakins body at the end of ROTJ right?

snokes skin is way too smooth and not completely covered in burns to be anakins reanimated body
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>>64141582
they better hope that they have a script since they start filming 8 next month.
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>>64143415
people complaining about Rey being able to use a lightsaber. If you paid close attention to the final lightsaber fight you could notice Rey using the lightsaber as if using her staff. She tried piercing Kylo like three different times like she would with a staff until she changed it up to wide sweeps.
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>see this fuckhuge nigga sitting in the dark

oh holy shit this is cool I don't even care that he's CGI

>It was just a hologram

disappointing
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>>64144088
Da fuck, or he would ASS RAPE anything that tried to harm, all that was left of his family.

There are lots of things that make no sense in this Saga (3 death stars?) and I will let this go. It was just a thought.
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>>64144116
JJ Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan, and Michael Arndt.
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>>64143662
I like this post...
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>>64142102

J.J. had less of a plan than Lucas.
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>>64140479
I'd like to believe that, but considering how safe TFA was and how normie friendly it was, I doubt it'll be as clever as that
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>>64143415
This is really super
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I like to think he's not actually a force user at all.

He's a lot like Maz. Someone who's been around the block enough times to know what's up, but not actually attuned in any way to the Force.

He just knows a lot about the Force, and that he's going to need someone who IS a force user to do anything serious. He waited around for a thousand years until someone gullible and scared enough found his way into Snoke's clutches
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>>64144437
He's the wizard of oz.
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>>64144113
>Jews are so pernicious they avoided making a basic plot structure just so they can experience the illicit rush of pulling the wool over our eyes
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>>64137800
Well snoke doesn't look all melty
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>>64144123
>>64144016
so they're going to steal the plot from iNfamous?
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>>64142102

He's still attached as executive producer
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>>64144717
Sith famous?
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could have been worse
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>2nd movie reveals jar jar to be snoke
>movie in between 2nd and 3rd is jar jar's story, including his involvement in PT and what happened after
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Idea: kylo is not force sensitive much. Snoke uses the force for him to deceive him. Snoke is Plagueis. He spent decades recuperating from assassination attempt.
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>>64143628
He's got a belly penis
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>>64137800
>>64137751
>>64141901
>corpse animated by character's dark side

Oh great. More stuff they stole from the EU.
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>>64142408
thank you. faith in human race is not lost.
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>>64145254
Well, JJ said kotor & tor are his favourite games ever, so it's not surprising in the slightest.

>>64144837
the new art book confirmed it was never a design for snoke, but for "maz kanatas bar patron".
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>Anakin survives being burned after Obi-wan's high ground scene
>Vader survives being burned in the Pyre by Luke

sure why not
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>>64145254
That looks pretty rad actually
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>>64141399
he literally burned alive at the end of episode 3. he turned out pretty good.
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>>64137842
Sheev's master was from the bankers' race and he died during Naboo invasion.
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>>64143691
>In-genious
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>>64137649
IT'S SHEEV THEN
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>>64144076
"Look Santa exists : I saw him at the mall center"
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>>64139893
darth jar jar confirmed
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>>64139893
Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>64137649
Probably Sheev because they're boring.

Plagueis would be better though.
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>sheev
>snoke
hahahahahahaha did they run out of names hahahahah literally jersey shore
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>>64141781
I honestly think this might be the direction they're going for. They've hinted at it. He looks a great deal like Vader without the mask - only with all the human features underplayed. There was a leak somewhere that said Snoke's reveal was going to be pretty crazy, that it was going to fiddle with the lore. In the Shadows of Revan expansion for TOR you end up having to fight against Revan's evil side and reunite it with his force ghost. It's possible they're doing something similar here as cheesy as it sounds. They seem to be really honing in on the whole light/dark dichotomy in TFA so it wouldn't surprise me. The light-side was never openly mentioned in either the OT or the prequels, but it's referenced heavily in this new film.

Calling it now - Snoke is Vader Id incarnate. Remember, 'Vader' probably developed over many years. Anakin didn't suddenly snap into the Vader persona as soon as he was put in the suit. That's why he asks for Padme. Similarly, Vader probably didn't just snap back into being Anakin - Snoke is the by product of all the evil Anakin did in the decades after the fall of the Republc. It never made a great deal of sense that Vader could just turn back towards the light, all sins forgiven, and become a force ghost without some sort of fallout.

Of course, this will fundamentally butcher Anakin's character and arc - but it's Disney and Marvel so what do you expect?
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>>64139493
>HMMMMMMM
What are you doing there? Sucking on someone's balls?
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>>64138106

>Snoke's identity is hidden, this implies we already know who it actually is

No.

>It's also hidden from Kylo, so it must be someone Kylo knows

No.

>Why would Luke hide his identity from Kylo?

He didn't.
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>>64141943
Read the fucking book for ROTJ moron. Vaders fucking ashes. Gone forever. It goes into great detail about Vaders death and Cremation.
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>>64141901
If thats the shit they are gonna pull I want the $25.00 back for the collectors edition ROTJ novel I bought. Vader was cremated.
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>>64141582

They start filming VIII in days you fucking retard.

And JJ is apparently really regretting not agreeing to direct the next movies.
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>>64139943
This would be the worst hackery ever. They may as well start traveling in time and really fuck GL's shit up.
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>>64150628
Kek but still dumb
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The problem with this character is simple.

Nobody gives an actual fuck who it is do they?

Nothing was revealed about the character and they can make it anyone they damn well chose in the third film depending on fan reactions.

i.e. make the cynical fan pleasing choice at a later date
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>>64152718
Love this board
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>>64141582
sorry, i saw this after I posted.

you know this is true too
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>>64137751
His body was burned you fucking retard.
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>>64139977
>Implying JJ has anything to do with the star wars franchise after TFA.
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>>64138106
Yeah, Smoke is Luke. When Snoke says he wants to find Luke, he doesn't mean physically a locate him. He wants to find himself because he is having an existential crisis. Didn't you see those copies of Nietzche, Hegel, and Sartre books at the base of his throne?
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>>64142043
What's wrong with Sheev?
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>>64154386
Literally nothing
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>>64149191
Plagueis' race is never mentioned in the canon

He was a space jew in the EU but that's it
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>>64142019
> EU better than main series
> EU having any redeeming qualities whatsoever
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>>64144181
honestly I'm glad they did that but watching that seen was pretty cringeworthy just because of how much of a doofus she looked like
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>>64154468
>>64154386

Why does /tv/ always call Palpatine by his first name? Don't any of you respect the Emperor?
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>>64144116
>>64144259
And Lucasfilm Story Group
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>>64144437
Maz is attuned to the force. She just didn't become a Jedi and used the Force to improve her abilities as a pirate.
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>>64154921
It was his Papal name, you heathen.
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>>64155048
>ONCE MORE THE SITH SHALL RULE CATHOLICISM
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>>64144546
Kek the Jewish cabal meme just becomes so absurd when you really talk about it
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>>64155532
Lizardmen>Jews
Objectively speaking.
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>>64137649
The answer is hiding in plain sight (or sound).

Snoke is Darth Plagueis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd_8-NCN5CU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgirxblkje8
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>>64137649
Wojack Feels
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>>64156996
Actually, in the first link, the first guy sitting next to Sheev looks exactly like fucking Snoke. He's literally wearing the same clothes.
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>>64137649
He is sheev's apprentice that he took as his apprentice when Darth Vader betrayed him.

He was trained for approx. 5 seconds as Sheev was falling into the Death Star II tube but it's enough to consider Snoke the Sith Lord.
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>>64139867
>>64139798
>>64139493
>>64137800
>>64137751
So explain why Kylo refers to Snoke and Vader as two different people when he's talking to the mask then.
Protip: Go shitpost on a different board.
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>>64156996
GENERAL
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>>64157084
>Guy
It's a woman.
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>>64139493
why does he talk to the mask like he's talking to vader? I mean, wouldn't he be contacting anakin's force ghost?
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>>64137649
It's eithe sheev, vader or plagueis
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>>64137649
Darth Snookie
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>>64137649

I wish they went with this look instead of the one we got
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>>64141639
lol fag
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Supreme Leader SNOw flaKE.
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>>64141140
Dude come on. Obviously it's Sheeeev.
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>>64158884
Because Kylo Ren doesn't know?
How dumb are you?
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>>64143163

he's a metaphor for Carrie Fisher's drug habit

whoa
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>>64149385

It's common sense. It's not like when the first one came out and nobody knew if it would be enough of a success to bother with more.
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>>64140687
Kylo mentioned clones in force awakens, so I assume some clones will show up eventually
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Darth Krayt
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>>64161693
Supreme leader of the New Order Krayt Empire
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Plagueis.
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>>64142832

Nope. Most casuals don't care enough to even look up expanded universe shit, let alone google "star wars" and find official shit.
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>>64141898

I keep wanting to hear pic related say it.
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>>64161981
No. It builds on the idea of expanded universe just like hinting at Thanos at the end of Avengers. If they want to continue anthology films for decades to come this is a great launching point. If they can't get general public to accept plagueis they won't really accept anything BBY.
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>Plagueis

Holy fuck, are retards still going at it?

He's a new character.
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>>64162799

Nobody likes or cares about this plague dude. Disney won't use some obscure character nobody cares about.
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>>64156996
GENERALLLLLL
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>>64137649

He is Darth Vader.

Now "good" and "bad" versions of people can exist at the same time.

So now Anakin is not Darth Vader.

Search your feelings, it's so dumb you know it to be true.
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>>64143306
Cuz it's her niece.
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>>64137649
If it's Darth Plaguis then Darth Vader did not fulfill the prophecy, Which would mean that is what Kylo Ren meant by finishing what he started though Vader again didn't start...

fuck it I give up and am just leaving it at JJ can't fucking write
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It's Kylo Ren from the future. Same scar and everything
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>>64143306
I wondered about that aswell. I think it is because they both lost Han Solo.
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>>64141140
>It's obviously Luuke or Luuuke
I got the reference xD
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