>oh they cut his throat
>its early 1900s so thats certain death
>he's bleeding to death in the middle of nowhere
next scene
>he is alive
>only talks with a deeper voice
why are americans so scared of having any actual consequences for any major roles in their films?
movie is lawless btw i just pulled an image from google
>>64136836
It's based on a True story. They couldn't just kill him off when he survived getting his throat slit in RL.
how fucking retarded do you even have to be
>>64136902
are you saying right now in this moment at the last days of 2015 I'm posting on /tv/ with someone who believes in "based in true story"?
>>64136978
No cause it is based on a true story.
>>64137055
sorry but you must be american
>>64136836
Your premise is bullshit.
>>64136836
>>64136978
>>64137166
literally all you need to do is look it up
how fucking stupid are you
>>64136836
>>64136836
This actually happened...
People can survive having their throat cut.
More importantly, how could three bootleggers survive killing federal agents in the 1920's?
Why didn't the fed gov BTFO them?
this whole thread is literally full of americans who actually value the "true story" slogan in marketing
wtf I thought i wasn't on reddit
>>64137517
How? I saw one webm of a hockey player who got his throat cut but survived
>>64137851
>no guys it couldn't have happened!
>>64137893
there was an army doctor at the game and he pinched an artery so the bleeding would stop or something like that
>>64136836
its a true story retard. the only thing in the movie that isnt real is his son
>>64138004
yeah but what do you do after that? how do you reconnect the artery?
>>64138091
Made a new one idiot
He actually did survive but it gave him that gnarly ass scar for the rest of his life
>>64138157
how?
Hardy's southern drawl makes me laugh so much
can't tell if this is serious or not. If you are a troll, OP, then you get points for subtlety but you can't get credit for evoking rage. 6.5/10
>>64138242
Just take an artery off of a pig and stitch on, mate.
Not even joking.
>>64138091
Kill yourself
wow this thread blew my mind
I always thought redneck retards etc. was a stereotype
Americans actually think "based on a true story" holds some value
amazing. this is my last visit to /tv/. good luck to you all
>>64138637
You are the stupidest person in this thread. Good riddance
>>64138634
no, why are you being so mean?
>>64138663
based on a true story
>>64138682
>nothing is true
>when I'm proven wrong about something I'm not actually knowledgeable about I can have the intellectual high ground
Kill yourself, slowly. Like start smoking or something.
>>64138806
>proven wrong
>twenty americans telling me what the movie poster said
oh okay jamal
>>64137851
>unwilling or unable to do even the tiniest bit of research
>>64138934
they don't have google in australia?
>>64138047
Ummmm..."the only thing isn't real is his son"
Really?
He got attacked by bear, got left by fitz and bridger, then went and found them to get his stuff and to forgive them.
I'm gonna say the movie embellished a little bit more than the indian kid part.
>>64139133
Wrong movie?
How does he die from Pneumonia while not succumbing to an infection or sepsis from that neck slash?
>>64139829
Weak to ice-attacks.
>>64136836
This movie was fucking shit, to be aitch.
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>>64138564
How do they keep the pig alive?
>>64141111
Cow artery.
>>64138321
>troll
>can't get credit for evoking rage
what is a troll
>>64141156
what about the cow?
