You manage to get right in front of JJ Abrams, /tv/, and you have about fifteen seconds before you get dragged away. What do you say to him? Or do you just wind up and swing?
>>64134070
spit on his face
Next movie, man...if you want a fan's advice..
cool it on the homages/references and start ramping up some relatable flaws in Rey.
Other than that, good job.
Oh! And Y wings! Y wings and A wings!
MAYBE SOME B WINGS!
Kneel down
Start sucking his kosher dingus
>>64134070
>Beastie Boys are reddit-tier
>>64134070
"You're not Spielberg. You never will be. Stop trying."
>>64134070
Hey Jar Jar, how does it feel to be a racist fucking self-hating kike? What did you say, I can't hear you all the way down there, little guy. Speak up a bit!
i'd probably just swing
what do i have to lose?
if i had a knife i'd stab him for you wonderful people
i'd do that ~for you~
You ruined Star Trek.
hitler did nothing wrong
gas the jews race war now
I would shine a light in his eye for 15 seconds.
>>64134070
>Hey I'm a big fan of your work and The Force Awakens was great okay nice to meet you bye
>YOU ARE REDDIT
>YOU ARE MEMES
>YOU ARE REDDIT
>YOU ARE MEMES
>YOU ARE REDDIT
>YOU ARE MEMES
>YOU ARE REDDIT
>YOU ARE MEMES
Click clack
Guns comings out
>>64134070
might as well take a swing
Objectively, you've never done anything good.
>>64134070
YOU FUCKING HACK TALENTLESS DIRECTOR YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS YOU FUCKING DIRTY JEW
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64134070
Repeatedly knee him in the ballsack until he starts coughing up blood.
>>64134070
May the Force be with you.
>>64134557
This.
>>64134070
I don't know.
He's not making any more sw movies so it doesn't matter.
>>64134135
This.
>>64134070
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
i show im a picture on my iphone of that girl in the kitchen and ask him wat do
>>64134094
This.
>>64134135
He's not directing the next movie you dumbie
"Make more Fringe"
>>64134557
emphasize the reeeeeeee to make him know I'm proud to be from 4chan.
I would continue to completely ignore him and all of his work.
>>64134070
Nobody on here would shit because:
1. Its /tv/ beta males we're talking about.
2. You would actually have to leave the house to see him anywhere.
"You make Roland Emmerich look like an auteur."
>>64134070
Tell him his nose looks like a bell end.
>>64134557
This. Kek.
I frantically slap my weiner over his schnoze.
"Thanks for destroying the end of Return of the Jedi! I am finally free!"
I'd tell him I loved Felicity, and I'm sorry it got cancelled, then smile and walk away.
>>64134070
"You are to movies what Dan Schneider is to 12 year old girls!"
>>64135836
He's the executive producer. If he wants something, the team will write it in.
>>64135836
He's executive producing
>May I have your qt daughter's hand in marriage, yes or yes, pick one?
https://www.instagram.com/gracieabrams/
>>64134070
Why did you pick such a shitty actress for Rey?! Why is she the first character to have an kiwi accent for no fucking reason?!
Other than that you did bretty gud.
>>64134070
"It's your fault people feel sympathy for that shitstain Lucas."
>>64134135
Maybe some chicken wings
>>64136828
>marrying a jew
Disgusting.
>>64134070
>t..tha...thank you...
>>64134070
"I'm a big fan of Dune. Can you please fuck that up worse than previous adaptations?"
>socially awkward /pol/ neckbeard
>not being a pathetic cukk IRL
kek. Vid related
>>64136867
>>64136942
ITT
*disappears and reappears behind JJ, sword outstretched*
heh nothing personal kid
>>64134070
"Can you please direct an adaptation of At the Mountains of Madness? There's not enough butthurt in my life."
It's obvious that your casting choices were motivated by politics, but I forgive you because Boyega was pretty good.
You made Rey too powerful though.
>>64136980
>W-w-we conquered A-africa
i like your work sir, im glad you brought star wars back
>>64136942
Goddamn look at that lean stud, that chocolate adonis. He fucked my brother up good. I'd love to suck his cock!
>>64136980
>Pathetic neckbeard gets BTFO by a nigger
>300 years ago, my ancestors conquered Africa!!!!
No wonder you aspies have no friends
>>64134070
Please direct a remake of John Woo's the Killer, and cast Daisy Ridley as the lead.
>>64136980
>steal gunpowder from chinese
>"we masterrace now :DDD"
>>64137067
>>64137100
> this INSTANT ass pain
damn, that was easy
>>64137125
Lost ruined television.
>>64137125
We all know where you lay, aspie
Scream SHINSUKE NAKAMURA CAN BEAT JOHN CENA ANY DAY OF THE WEEK over and over again in various ways until I get dragged away and he accepts this as fact.
YOUR PACING FUCKING SUCKS
ALLOW YOUR MOVIES TO BREATH
YOU'RE SUFFOCATING THEM
>niggers actually thinking their culture is important to the world
>niggers actually thinking their lifes matter
>>64134070
Why don't you have the subtle nuance of a Stephen Sommers?
TRAITOR!
>>64137113
This
>>64137226
Isn't it your bedtime kid?
>>64137302
ayy lmao
>>64137445
It is, but don't tell my mom, reddit
>>64137113
>>64137404
>whites invade, ruin and pilfer china for over 100 years
>le chinese were the most powerful civilization amirite meme??
>>64137684
toppest of the keks
>>64137684
>>64137883
>virgins who have never worn dress attire
>>64137949
fuck off JJ
remember guys, as much as you hate him, he'll always be a proud family man after the high-praise he got
>>64134070
I
EPISODE
SEVEN
WAS
ALRIGHT
>>64134070
Can you do my taxes? God knows you can't write
>>64134070
How does it feel to have made the Star Wars equivalent of "Prometheus"?
>>64138635
this
Jar Jar, I've kidnapped your daughter and hid her in a mystery box, would it be more or less interesting if I told you where the box is?
>>64138194
attractive females
>>64138194
He really needs to thank the gods for his daughter not looking like his jew self. His nose look like a penis.
>>64138194
>family photo
>not next to your wife
C U C K
>>64134070
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE"
Hi JJ. You're vastly overrated. Why did you have to ruin Star Wars. Everything you do is mediocre. And why are you such a liberal PC shill? You give us Jews a bad name.
