>Sequel to a film nobody liked
>First film made 1 billion dollars, yet zero hype for this
>Johnny Depp is no longer bankable at all
>Coming out same weekend as X-Men Apocalypse, which has exponentially more interest
>Trailer has been out for a month, struggling to get to 5 million views on official channel
Disney's having Thanksgiving six months early, because they cooked a giant turkey.
>>64128575
X-Men will CRUSH this.
I'll see it, probably not in theaters due to the cost, but I might as well.
X-men Apocalypse on the other hand is going to be a very forgettable Marvel cash in like every other X-men movie in forever
>>64128575
Why is this board so obsessed with seeing films flop?
>>64128698
>I'll see it, probably not in theaters due to the cost, but I might as well.
This is how the flopping starts.
>>64128787
I personally want to see this film flop after I paid $13.50 for the first one to shit all over my face.
>>64128930
The first movie has a special place in my heart since I found Owl City through that album "inspired" by the movie.
>inb4 just general shitting on Owl City
>>64128787
watching other people try and fail makes me feel better about not trying at all
>>64129087
Are you fucking serious you retarded faggot? Please fucking kill yourself or just destroy your reproductive organs
>>64129272
I don't mind having shit taste in music, I enjoy myself. Why don't you post some bands you like to show what a man of truly refined taste listens to.
>>64128787
For the same reason we laugh at fat girls falling down
>>64129355
don't need refined taste to know complete shit when you see it
>>64129732
And I admit it's shit taste. What I'm saying is you talk a lot of shit for someone with probably equally shit taste
>>64129087
>owl city
swallow a chainsaw
>>64129851
You don't need to start a new conversation chain to tell me the same thing twice anon.
>>64128575
Look at Disney trying to give the Hot Topic faux-surrealism of Depp's Mad hatter cred by using imagery pilfered from Dali's plebbiest painting
If the budget is anything like the last one, then Disney has sunk at least 150-200 million dollars into this, not even counting marketing. They're going to lose so much money!
>>64128930
>after I paid $13.50 for the first one to shit all over my face.
Better than paying a Thai hooker £50 to shit on mine.
>>64128575
Why will it flop? This is a true kiddie film, unlike X-Men and Cap'n Yank.
>>64130999
nice trips, but you're wrong. The first one was macabre and violent, and this one has a decapitation joke right in the trailer. Too dark for kids, too stupid for adults, this is aimed at teens who will want to see X-Men and Cap over it.
>>64131211
Not wrong, it's aimed at kids FFS.
>>64129881
Not me but wow, you probably should kill yourself senpai
I reall can't remember why I saw the first one in theatre.
>>64128575
I thought the first one was great but then i'm in love with Helena
The first one made over a billion dollars at the box office
I have no idea how
>>64131508
Because it rode the Avatar 3D world-immersion hype. If it wasn't Alice, it would have been any other 3D tentpole. That billion was timing more than anything else.
>>64131253
The target demo is probably something like 9-15-year-olds, who will all go see X-Men instead.
>>64131494
I haven't chimed in on this yet, but Owl City is terrible.
>>64131494
I'm glad you told me you aren't you. I thought you might have been you otherwise.
>>64131621
Yeah most people think Owl City is terrible nowadays, I disagree outside his most recent album, which was terrible.
>>64131610
Because it was a 3D tentpole advertising an immersive world released three months after Avatar.
Alice 2010 is one of the biggest bullshit cons that has ever been pulled on the filmgoing public and the sequel's flop will be JUSTICE.
I have insider info. This movie is only made to LAUNDER MONEY.
They know it will fail, that does not matter to them at all.
>>64131809
As hilarious as this would be, I feel like Disney would have less embarrassing ways of laundering money than a flop movie. What would they even need to launder, anyway?
>>64129087
>liking owl city
Hoelw does it feel to have incredibly shit taste?
>>64132151
Pretty good, I get to enjoy a lot more music than other people
>>64132391
Nah, you don't you dumb cuck LMAO
>>64128575
>Sequel to a film nobody liked
nobody liked it but it made a BILLION dollars.
>disney produced live action princess story
this will not make less than $800m, disney live action always have legs
>>64128787
hollywood needs to get out of this funk of remakes/reboots, and the faster they do, the better for us all
>>64132792
>>64132792
>>64132792
also
>>64132747
Nobody did like it, it made a billion dollars because it promised an immersive 3d world 3 months after avatar came out
we were naive and stupid and by the time we realized that the film was a poorly-produced, poorly-directed cynical cash grab with a fatally undercooekd script, it was too late.
also
>>64131809
>LAUNDER MONEY
please elaborate
>>64132825
Remakes and reboots are older than Hollywood, mate.
