4>5>6>3>1>2>7
TFA felt like a Star Wars movie, which is a step up from the prequels. The fact that it was literally the same Star Wars movie as 4 and 6 is a point against it, since nothing recommends this movie over either 4 or 6, so we're still in the position that there's no real point watching more than the original trilogy. This movie didn't expand the Universe, or lend deeper understanding to anyone or anything. It replaced Luke with Rey, Han with Finn, and Darth with Ren. And less compelling versions of them at that.
It wasn't a bad movie, it's standard schlock blockbuster. Good, not great, ultimately forgettable.
6 > 1 > 4 = 3 > 5 > 2 > 7
>>64128399
Why is 7 there? It's not even a star wars movie, it's an abomination to the branding
4>5>6=7>3=2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1
OFFICIAL STAR WARS RANKINGS
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
This is the correct objective list. If you disagree, you are wrong.
I have about as much respect for The Force Awakens as I do for the dog shit on my shoe.
It is reddit, it is capeshit, it is cheeto dust, it is video games. It's nothing more than memes enjoyed by simplistic pledditors. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the reddit memes that comprise Cuck Wars: The Search for More Money.
I'm literally screaming, slamming my arms on my desk right now just thinking about it.
>>64128418
Yeah, the movie had no balls. They even moved the senate to some nowhere planet because they didn't have the balls to blow up courascant, or even a lesser planet like corellia. And, seriously? Another Death Star? Two was already pushing it.
Any shots of Padme feets?
>>64128509
>7 better than 3
Yeah don't think so
>1 is better than 2
You're a memer
>>64128530
Don't worry brother, when the HAPPENING finally happens and those pathetic SJW reddit cucks have all been wiped out by the sandniggers they want here, us 4chan masterracers will survive and finally live in a world free of their faggotry. We can enjoy the prequels in peace away from their meme bullshit.
>>64128399
DAILY REMINDER: Star Wars is a meme franchise. The only "good" (read: not absolute dogshit) movies are 4 & 5. Everything else is a creatively bankrupt cash grab formulated to sell toys to children and further the degeneration of society.
>>64128418
I disagree. I just rewatched Episode III (was on TV) and felt way more Star Wars than TFA.
Ep III had many flaws but still way less than TFA.
5 > 4 > 6 > 7
I'm not ranking the prequels because they're too shit to even share a line of text with the rest of the movies.
>>64128399
>Muh OT
5 > 3 > 7 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 1
So what's the best fan edit of the PT?
>>64128734
>>64128509
Reddit has arrived.
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 = 3 > 1 > 2
>>64128734
>>64128509
>>64128695
All franchises are meme franchises. Its kind of the point of franchises.
>>64128758
This is bait btw
>le prequels are good meme
:^)
5 > 4=7 > 6 >3 >>> P O W E R G A P >>> 2=1
>>64128831
>subjugates himself to the prequel hate meme
Hello reddit!
>>64128873
HI 9GAG
5 > 3 > 7 > 6 > 4 > 1 > 2
>>64128399
Replace 6 and 3 and you're right
>Prequels are good
Nice try, 4gag ;^)
>>64128940
Please just fuck off already /r/starwars
>>64128900
>>64128992
Reddit seems to be down again.
>>64128445
nice b9 m9.
This is the only right list:
2 > 1 > 3 > 6 > 4 > 5 > 7
>>64128940
>3 that high
>4 that low
>>64128814
No boomer
to the faggots that are putting TPM last:
>Star Wars contrarian trolling has already reached this point
THIS IS STILL THE FIRST WEEK
IT WAS FUCKING SHIT I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
FUCK YOU JJ FUCK YOU FOR GETTING ME SO HYPED FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL
PLS REDDIT THE PREQUELS ARE GOOD!! REDDIT!! LEEEEEE REDDIT REDDITORS SPOTTED LEELEEEEEE I won ;_; REDDIT LELEL REDDIIIT
>>64129114
Seems like you accidentally ended up on the wrong website in your autistic fit of autism, dear redditor.
>>64129114
are you okay, anon?
OBJECTIVE GOOD TASTE POWER RANKINGS:
5 > 4 > 3 > 6 = 7 = 1 > 2
5 & 4: Bretty gud, culturally impacting, not original but still entertaining (Objectively 8/10 - 7/10)
POWER GAP
3: Nowhere near the top two, but much better than the rest (Objectively 5/10)
POWER GAP
6, 7, 1: Dogshit rehashes of Episode 4. If you actually think these are good films, consider suicide. (Objectively 3-2/10)
2: Wew laddie. Filmed evidence that Star Wars is a meme. Liking this is indefensible unless you only watched it ONCE while: A) Drunk B) High C) As a young child (or a combination thereof)
this board must be purged
>>64129604
execute order 66
if there wasn't 42 different options for this, i'd make a strawpoll so we could solve this once and for all
>>64129563
bonjour reddit!!
>>64129563
Agreed
5>6>7>4>1>3>2
>>64128399
5>6=4>3=7=The Phantom Edit>2>1
>>64128764
>>64128786
why do you redditors get so upset at correct statements?
5>3>6>1>4>2>7
Everyone knows Dune is the best starwars movie.
>Desert planet
>force = voice
>space politics and religion
>>64128509
This desu
>>64128399
>4>5>6>3>1>2>7
YES. Finally someone gets it right.
>>64129114
MUH
RED
LETTER
M E D I A
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D
I
A
GO BACK TO SUCKING MIKE'S COCK
IF YOU DON'T THINK THE UNINSPIRED, TEPID AND STERILE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF THE PREQUEL TRILOGY WAS ANYTHING SHORT OF FANTASTIC, PLEASE REDIRECT YOURSELF TO THE OFFICIAL RED LETTER MEDIA WEBSITE
>>64128399
I cannot believe people are going bonkers over this movie like it’s a revival of the fallen Star Wars franchise. It’s a brainless muh actionfest that never slows down long enough to create a decent story, or character development, or a feeling of suspense or intrigue; it’s just non-stop bullshit that jumps from one thing to the next with the occasional desperate fan service tossed in. It poorly copies IV and is a lifeless, uninspired husk of a movie. Disney has basically admitted that Star Wars is one giant cash-grab that they are going to run into the ground. They tossed Lucas' ideas for eps 7-9, and tossed out the Extended Universe to make their own overly bloated and convoluted one which they'll be whoring out with new spinoff movies every year in a Marvel-esque manner without having done research on the original eps. The movie is completely void of any originality or feeling of life, as it barrels from one dull over-done action scene to the next, with none of them even lasting long enough to feel satisfied and no build-up to give them weight or significance. They barely let the characters get a sentence in before it’s onto the next BIG ACTION SEQUENCE that then ends too soon in favor of moving onto the next meaningless one. The movie appears made for the A.D.D. retarded movie-goers and is indicative of everything wrong with JJ Abrams' filmmaking and Disney's thoughtless approach to the franchise. I literally hate it so much that it actually makes me like the fucking prequels more, which at least had okay stories and intriguing ideas hidden behind their shitty dialogue and Hayden Christensen's repulsive acting. This movie is nothing but shitty fan fiction that got a huge budget, and is the absolute death of the Star Wars franchise for me. Fuck this overblown, overrated, overhyped A.D.D. shitfest. You are literally fucking retarded if you think it’s good.
Original trilogy > New Trilogy > Prequal Trilogy
>>64128399
7>4>3>5>6>1>2
>>64128399
I can agree with this. VIII and IX might track the top three though even if I have little faith in Disney.
5>4>3>6>1>7>2
Search your feelings faggots, YOU know it to be true
5 <4 <6 <3 <7 <1 <2
Thats the right order I think. Could make an argument for 7 over 3, Id have to rewatch both again.
>>64132386
>>64128832
Only right list so far
>>64132472
arrows are pointing the wrong way, senpai
>>64128399
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
What is this 7 I keep reading about? Some fan project?
There were only 6 Star Wars films.
5=4>6=7>1>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
OFFICIAL STARWARS RATINGS
5>7>3>6>1>2>4
>>64130689
There are 7! = 5040 options.
>>64135425
I'm retarded. been a while since i've had a math class. but yeah, tbqh there are only a few viable options
>>64128399
5>6>1>7>3>4>2
