>Theater has a no singles policy
For big releases or something?
>>64122754
For every movie
I've never heard of a theatre like that.
That seat layout in the OP pic is retarded. What if you want to see a movie with your buddy and you're heterosexual?
>>64123481
>cant sit on a sofa with his friends without feeling a bit gay
I've got some news for you, son
>>64123535
that's not a sofa, it's a loveseat
>>64123481
There's a removable armrest/dividor thing betyween the seats.
>>64123550
thats such an american thing, a sofa with two seat is still a fucking sofa
if you were secure in your sexuality you wouldnt give a shit
do you shit yourself when a guy sits next to you on the bus or something? Dont you have 'loveseats' on buses?
>>64123481
Then you sit next to him and stop acting like a fucking faggot.
Singles policies don't exist. Non-autists don't care about seeing a movie single.
>>64123588
Is a chair with two seats still a chair?
No.
A two person sofa is a loveseat.
>Gotta have my gf laying all over me being annoying and making me hot when we watch movies at home
>Expect me to pay for the same shit in public during a film I care enough about to go see in the theater
No thanks. The divider will be up or she can go sit somewhere else and get raped by Tyrones, I'll just get a new one.
>>64123611
no its a fucking sofa
even if you do choose to call it a loveseat it doesnt mean you HAVE to sit on it with someone you love
you raging autist
>>64123588
>do you shit yourself when a guy sits next to you on the bus or something?
I start saying "Stranger Danger" And tell him to sit somewhere else.
>>64123674
good boy!
>>64123588
>guy sits on loveseat next to you
>have to literally suck his dick
Every fucking time
>>64123732
I hate it when that happens.
>>64122280
>he goes to movies alone
>>64122280
>paying to watch movies
>Murrika problems
How can one nation be so afraid?
>>64123732
>be american
>get sucked
>be American
>go to late night screening (wearing a bulletproof vest under my jacket, obviously)
>audience claps at trailers
>claps at Star Wars crawl. Literally. EVery. Paragraph.
>mass orgasms and pants-shitting at zoophilia trailer
>get rancid popcorn spilled on me
I wanna emigrate to Finland.
>>64123904
Literally every nation in the world is afraid of America, including stronk Russia. If they're afraid what is whatever shithole you live in?
>>64124138
You should try to be funny the next time you write one of those.
>>64124319
>>64124295
offended amerilards detected
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>Theater has a dubs policy
>>64124357
I'm not American, I'm just offended at how unfunny your post was. I'm sure you thought it was hilarious while typing it out on your modified obesity keyboard with your sausage fingers, your greasy neckbeard wobbling as the anime posters on your walls shook from your gelatinous body shaking.
>>64124508
that post wasnt me even, but you sounded so butthurt I just wanted to back the guy up
>>64124393
>>64122280
I was at the parent's place for Christmas, and we were talking Star Wars. They knew I'd seen the new movie, and we got talking about my old toys - dad got me a lightsaber once.
So anyway mom asks me if I dressed up at all or brought the lightsaber to the screening. I told her that I thought about it for a moment, but "I figured that as a single guy, it would just be a good idea all the way around if I not bring any kind of a weapon to a theater, whether fake, real, toy, or otherwise. I don't want to be in the news for any reason, much less something stupid." When I put it to her like that, she acknowledged that what I'd said made perfect sense.I didn't tell her that before I queued up, I did one lap around the building to understand the exits so I could at least try to bolt with a better idea if anything did happen
I fucking hate it when fedoralord cucks don't even know about the policy. It's always some beta faggot with a cartoon T-shirt or a trenchcoat or whatever the fuck. I am not even joking.
>>64124644
>>64124881
Don't support any theater if they don't have chairs at least as good as these
>guy in front of me says he's going with his wife's son
>come up with a clever idea to bypass the no singles policy
>ticket guy asks, "Who are you with?"
>I say, "My dad's son and my sister's brother."
>buy three tickets
Definitely worth the extra $16 plus $6 tip for Star Wars.
>>64126221
Leather or leatherette?
>buy 2 tickets and tell the cashier I'm waiting for someone in order to bypass the no singles policy
>allows me to take up 2 full seats as well
>mfw
>>64123848
What is wrong with this exactly? I have no friends, no gf and want to watch some capeshit on the big screen
>>64123481
Then stop giving him a handie with your non-popcorn hand while you're watching the movieuse the popcorn hand, the butter acts as lubricant
>not paying an escort to go watch a movie with you
>>64126375
What shitty theater doesn't check if your with someone?
This is a family theater. Happy families. Maybe single people watch movies, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
>>64126614
I've done that but it was the group whore.
That girl that isn't a prostitute for money but a prostitute for attention.
