Hey folks,
Internet cuddle date tonight. I have a Japanese girl who's been in the US for 3 years coming over and need to select a movie from Netflix/Amz to watch.
What's a good movie that will keep her in a positive mood, be easy for her to follow since engrish is her 2nd language, and on the longer side(2.5 hrs or longer)?
I don't want to watch Anime with her because Im not a weaboo.
>>64119827
Godzilla vs mechagodzilla
>>64119867
kek
>>64119827
>not a weebo
>frequents a board based on a japanese cartoon board
lel
>>64119827
Rashomon
>>64119827
Akira
>>64119827
I'll answer but only if you explain to me what an internet cuddle date is.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
Godzilla vs King Kong.
>>64119827
47 Ronin
>>64119827
Gran Torino
>>64119927
OP here,
Basicaly people who want affection from others but no sex. For me I miss sex but I'm not up for having casual sex. I really miss sleeping with a girl and cuddles though.
I just got out of a bad relationship, and she's still married and is getting out soon. We both want affection because we have been alone for so long so she is going to come over, and we watch a movie and cuddle, and after she will sleep with me. All platonic.
>>64120163
That's the most degenerate shit I've ever heard.
>>64120163
so it's mutual cucking
This is Western Civilization in 2016 lads
>>64120163
>she's still married
literally kill yourself
>>64120238
OP here,
She's getting a divorce and has been sleeping on the floor for the past several months.
I think I will feel good doing something that will make us both happy. Also, it's been a fantasy to have sex with someone's wife, and this is NOT that at all, but it's still kind of hot to think that I'm going to cuddle the shit out of another man's wife.
>>64120163
That's the most terrible thing I've ever heard but I'm sure you're just pretending and you secretly want to friend zone your way into sex which I can tell you right now is probably not going to work but I'll go ahead and recommend Pacific Rim since it has an interracial couple in it (white + azn) and it might help you get out of the Cuck Zone.
>>64119827
Love actually, One Day, most any J-lo romcom.
Good luck OP, my wife is Japanese and we've been together for over 20 years now, be supportive and don't be with her just because she's Japanese and you'll be happy together if you respect her and treat her as an equal. Also, learn fucking Japanese and be mindful of the fact that a ton of Japanese women who have kids with foreigners and divorce flee home with the kids where you will have zero rights of access.
Kung Fury
>>64119827
Samurai cop.
>>64119827
Pearl Harbor
>>64119827
Tetsuo - the iron man
You're welcome.
>>64120508
That movie is literally worse than the real event
>>64120537
epic
>>64119827
American WWII propaganda films.
I've just finished watching Ikiru, so maybe that.
How do you get a Japanese qt?
>>64120368
You have a Japanese wife?
Ok, let me ask you extra stuff then. I like asians but Im not really into Japanese culture and also the only asian Ive been with before has been a crispy brown SE asian.
1.) I have weed edibles. Cuddling is amazing when a little high. I know weed is super illegal in Japan. Would she be really off-put and think me trashy if I offer her some? She's in her 40s(much older than me).
2.) Maybe I'm overthinking this, but if her sleeping over becomes regular, what do japanese girls think of farting? I want her to feel open and not have a night where she's uncomfortable with gas pains. Is she likely to be super uptight and hold stuff in? I know Chinese just let it out whenever and it's normal. How is it with Japanese?
>>64120163
>>64120351
holy shit I hope this isn't real
>>64120022
This.
>>64120626
It's pretty telling how autistic you are that you need to resort to someone you can't even communicate with
Men Behind the Sun
>>64120626
Hate to tell you, but you can't just generalize how someone will react just because she's Japanese. Do you consider all American women are the same/react the same about drugs?
Regarding weed, don't give it to her without asking if she's had it before, how do you know she isn't highly allergic to it? Weed and other drugs are mostly hard to come by in Japan except for cities with Military bases or up in Hokkaido where it grows in the wild [used to be grown for army uniforms etc]
I'd post more but cant be arsed.
>>64120857
I've put off watching that film because I thought it would be disgusting and unwatchable but I never once considered how bad the effects would be.
>>64119827
Are you dumb?
I used to watch X-Files with my girls before fucking their brains out. The dynamic between Scully and Mulder sets a nice atmosphere.
You're a stupid racist.
>>64120022
This 12 quintillion times
>>64120163
>>64120351
Wow. That's so incredibly pathetic. You're one of the greatest cucks ever and one stupid motherfucker. You're not honest with yourself, the simplest thing to do. A grown ass man unironically cuddling with a grown ass woman (that is not your family) like a goddamn child that doesn't know about sex. I just can't believe this bullshit, you gotta be pulling our legs.
>>64119919
>still believing this
Weeb loving freak go back to your containment boards
>>64121308
OP here
That wasn't me tbhsmhfam
>>64119827
>>64119919
Weeaboo means wannabe Japanese. You could spend every waking hour watching anime and listening to Touhou remixes and it wouldn't make you a weeaboo.
Lost in Translation is literally the best choice objectively
OP if you don't watch this you're fucking stupid
STAR-561
Thank me later
>>64121586
>being this delusional
>>64120163
why are chloefags always so pathetic?
>>64121862
How is it delusional to know the meaning of a word?
>>64120163
i literally do not have a face right now
congratulations, this is either some of the greatest most eloquent bait/shitposting ive ever seen or the most horrifyingly hilarious shit ever heard
>>64119827
A Serbian Film
>>64119827
Pacific Rim
>>64119827
Cum stain on her dress?
>lie: the thread with this many responses
>>64122103
Good answer :)
>>64122103
this is a good answer, the sexual tension between the white main character and his jap sidekick will blueball her into liking you OP
>>64122303
Its especially effective if her parents were killed by a kaiju
>>64121586
weeb is a white person who overrates everything about japan.
>>64122436
Nope, it means wapanese originally. Someone who wanted to be Japanese. eg. Davidokun, Magibon.
>>64122485
**White Japanese = Wapanese
Like wigger
>>64122515
A weeaboo doesn't have to be white.
>>64122485
there are different levels of being weeb and only a weeb would argue differently.
>>64122657
Weeb = wannabe Japanese. That's what it means.
>>64122707
WEEB
>>64122657
>there are different levels
t. neo4chan
>>64122765
WEEB
>>64119827
Men Behind the Sun (1988)
>>64122750
How am I a weeb?
>>64122832
WEEB
>>64122922
How?
>>64122796
kek
>>64122991
WEEB
>>64121098
This man knows what he is doing
Unit 731
The Flowers of War
Pearl Harbor
Unbroken
>>64123056
Ok, so you can't explain how and most likely don't even understand what the word means. Have a nice day.
>>64123107
WEEB
Get her to admit the Rape of Nanking and then climb to the top of your couch and jump on top of her twice.
>>64120163
What the fuck, are you me? I'm going to do the same thing next week, also got out of a bad relationship, and the girl's japanese too - she's also getting out of a relationship. The difference being I know her for a while, and I just didn't know it was called like internet cuddle date or whatever. We just felt like meeting, but I'll hit on her hard.
Oldboy
>>64120192
ahaha
https://youtu.be/DCNw4Nahmhg
>>64120163
>>64120993
>how bad the effects would be.
Well they used real cadavers in the movie...
>>64123639
Woah, whats your email address? We can give each other tips.
>>64119827
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
just watch some animated garbage like inside out
Watch the director's cuts of Nymphomaniac Volume 1 & 2
