>I've got the DA breathing down my neck!
>>64118721
this always triggers me
>if i had a nickel for every time i saw your penis
>"YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR DEPTH JOHNSON!"
>"That plans so crazy it just might work!"
>"this will be a difficult hack. More difficult than I've ever done before. *mashes keyboards for 2 minutes* I'm in."
>Give me a year Andy! Just ONE year!
>You've got a day.
>>64118721
>you're a loose canon and I don't like your methods!
>But goddamnit you get results
>We need a pilot!
>We've got one!
IVE GOT THE CITY COUNCIL CHEWING MY EGGS OFF FOR THE GREEN YOU CRASHED
I GOT THE MAYOR SCANTING PARADES UP MY LINCOLN TUNNEL FOR THE STUNT YOU PULLED ON THE BEACH
EVERYBODY WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS WHAT IT AINT AND WHAT IT WILL BE
I GOT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BLOWING COGWHEELS IN MY COCO FACTORY
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!??!???!?!?
>>64118721
>I'm doctor mantis tobagin
Seriously?
>I got this!
>WHAT? WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?
>...you don't pay me
hahahahahaha
>>64120075
LOL
>all these dumb frogposters
>How much time do you need?
>Well.. at least ten hours, that's the absolute minimum
>You've got two. NOW GET OUTTA MY OFFICE
>jesus, you look like shit
>Alright boys, buckle up, we're going Interstellar.
>>64120183
>you too brother
*clink bottles*
>>64119701
fucking kek
>invites doctor onto his aircraft
>I'm CIA
Every time
>>64120234
It's usually something like two detectives walking through a hallway
Here guys, what's that one song that always starts playing in Vietnam war movies?
>>64120514
Wagner's Ride Of The Valkyries
>>64120514
https://youtu.be/IHEvf0QO2W4
*guy gets hit in the balls
>dog covers eyes with his paws
>>64120514
>Here guys, what's that one song that always starts playing in Vietnam war movies?
Hey What's that sound? by Bull Jacksonville
>tfw loose cannon but damn good cop
>>64120514
what's that one song that plays in every trailer this year?
>>64120820
>>64121045
BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>64121045
>IF IT KEEPS ON RAININ, LEVEES GONNA BREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s
>See you in hell!
>>64118721
>it ain't sheet starts playing
>receptionist in a comedy movie/cartoon
>she's filing her nails
>>64121517
lmao
>>64118721
>white man sucks Big Black Cock
When will this trope just fucking die?
>>64121655
when you stop imagining it
>"we need to get the recomfobulator back to 35% before we can even get this thing to top froznian!"
>"IN ENGLISH, DOC!"
>original plan fails
>WHATS PLAN B?!?!
>RUN
>>64121712
But then what will I masturbate to?
>>64121818
incest porn
>"What do we do now?"
>"We pray"
>>64121796
>WHATS PLAN B?
>That WAS plan b
>>64121796
Alternate:
>Plan fails
>WHAT IS PLAN B???
>THAT WAS PLAN B!!!
>>64121941
>THEN WHATS PLAN C
>THERE IS NO PLAN C
>it ain't me starts playing
why does this happen in every movie..
>I got a bad feeling about this
>you can't hurt me anymore
>i'll be the judge of that
>This is my case, I'm in charge of this one
>Not anymore you're not
>DEATH gave him a second chance at LIFE!!!
>You can't go forward... without going back!!!
>you can't go up, without going down!
>you can't go left, without going right!
>>64122218
>you can't succeed, without failing!
>you can't win without losing!!!
>the only way to be in control, is to be out of control!!!!
stupid fucking frogposters
>whattah we do
>...
>...
>...
>we get ready
>COCAINE SCENE
>GIMME SHELTER STARTS PLAYING
>>64121045
HEEEEY... AAAAH... HEEEY... WHAT CAN ONE MAN DO WITH ALL THAT POWA
>>64119642
>I have a bad feeling about this.
>what are you doing? This is a police scene, we got it under control
>FBI here, we're taking over
Or any variation of this scenario
>csi new york
>out here in the fields starts playing
>>64122218
Damn Sphinx
>Latino cops always referred by their last names
>"you're off the case!"
>they continue working on the case and solve it
>that's impossible!!!
>No... it's necessary.
>>64122306
go back to your TFA containment threads
>>64119437
hand in your gun and your badge, youre off the case!
>But how did you know about ______?
>>You just told me
> the world is ending, do you really want to die a virgin?
>"he's right behind me, is he?"
>one last job and then I'm done for good
>click on /tv/
>faggots are frogposting
jesus christ really?
"You're the one that keeps saying we need real clients."
"That's not a client. It's a shark in a skin suit."
>Lets see Paul Allen's card
>how do I know I can trust you?
>you don't
>>64118721
Whenever a superhero conveniently forgets about his powers.
> Bad guy thinks the cop is out of bullets
> There's one last bullet in the chamber
>Warren G. Harding was a negro!
>Vietnam war movie
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs
>now it's personal
>>64122532
>FBI here, we're taking over
every fucking time
>>64122710
>YOU'RE SUSPENDED
>GUN AND BADGE, NOW!!
next scene they walk out of the building
>what are we gonna do now
>solve the case, rookie
reeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> "Give me your badge and gun"
>KOWALSKI! Get your ass in here. You're off the case.
>But chief! We just had a breakthrough, I just need 18 hours a-
>FORGET IT KOWALSKI *crunches paper coffee cup* it's over. I've put up with your renegade ways for TOO long, you hear me you piece of trash?
>>64123496
but i fucking love that
> Hero is finally about to get shot
> Bad guy is out of bullets
>>64119437
What are the best films with this sleazy police chief/renegade cop duo in them? I know Dirty Harry started it off, but I want the most clichéd non-ironic example of it ever.
>>64120183
>shit, you look like jesus
>>64121766
>I need to reset the wifi router
IN ENGLISH THIS TIME, EINSTEIN
>>64120183
this annoyed me in Sicario
>hot chick says something topical
>cut to shot of the male characters staring at each other with their mouths agape
>What are these numbers?
>They're...they're coordinates
>old veteran cops one day from retirement
>gets shot at by bad guys
>"I'm getting too old for this shit"
>>64123578
>Hero finally has the chance to slaughter the villain
>''N-no...no I can't do this, because if I do I'll become just like him''
>Walks away
>Villain gets up
>Villain is about to stab the hero in the back
>Gets BTFO by le quirky character who arrived just in time
>>64123666
>heh, what have I told you about watching your back rookie?
Movies shouldn't exist since they're just a string of cliches
>you're off the case, Sanchez
>suck my cock chief
every. time.
>group of marines or operators in a room
>girl walks in
>HEY WHO LET THE GIRL IN HERE? YOU GONNA GET ME A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING HUEHUEHUE
>she does something impressive and walks out to the stunned silence of the guys
>>64119642
YOU?
>>64120576
holy shit this is good
>NO WAY I'M DOING THAT, NO WAY
>next shot is the person doing that
>>64120514
silver spoon in hand
>>64123801
every. fucking. time.
>>64123666
>>64123720
>the character happens to be the rookie incompetent female
>she gives the smuggest smirk you've ever seen
>>64123592
Lethal Weapon
>slo-mo of a 4/10 slut jogging
>betas staring with their mouths opened
>>64120514
"I assure you that I am not the person you're talking about."
By steely dan
> You two! My office! Now!
>>64122532
i love the way they put a spin on this in the wire
>>64123750
>NO, you make ME a sandwich
> ;)
>Daayum gurl!
>>64123750
>physical injury to the main instigator of the jeering occurs
>>64123666
>that's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
> person you thought was incapacitated saves the day
>>64123402
>ENJOY! ENJOY! ENJOY! ENJOY!
>Movie starts
>Typical day at the start of the class
>Kid looks like he's got no sleep
>In between his yawns he slips some glances towards his crush across the room
>Smiles softly to himself, content that he has the chance to see her
>Suddenly hears clattering in the hallways
>The screams of a teacher running across the doorway as bullets crash into him
>Everybody moves back to the windows, the kid is now beside the girl he loves
>Door is pushed open with force, a young man only a few years older than the class studies the room for a split second
>He levels his rifle and picks a target
>The scream from the girl is cut violently short as a bullet tears through her skull
>The kid crouches down in fear and sees her lifeless eyes from between his fingers
>The man opens fire again, more of his classmates scramble and fall
>The eternity of the scene ends with footsteps down the hallway and he can't move
>Schoolbell rings
>The kid wakes up with a jolt, the teacher taps him with a ruler
>"Homework for thursday Anon!"
>He looks around the room in a dazed panic
>His girl is giving him a smirk
>He realizes he's not American
>The day goes on.
>>64123359
WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO COUNT
>>64123654
Literally 75 percent of the time someone finds random numbers in tv/film
>>64119437
>>64122996
I liked how Bojack Horseman made fun of this trope
>group of thieves doing a big heist
>one of the guys backs out because he has doubts
>they get a last minute replacement
>"I can vouch for him, he's a professional"
>replacement turns out to be a psychopath who fucks everything up
He's is about to retire.
But he takes one last case.
>>64123359
>Good guy loses count of bullets in all excitement and gives a speech to badguy about the caliber his gun is in and what it is capable of doing to the human head of said badguy. He then asks if he is feeling fortunate. Turns out he was bluffing and his gun was out of ammo.
>>64120576
suburban lawns on /tv/
nice
Movie has a cliche
It jokes about the cliche
>*record scratch*
>badass and hiscomic relief sidekick
>pulls out a spare gun
>"do yo know how to use one of these?"
>sidekick pulls out a spliff
>"Do you know how to use one of THESE?"
>You still don't get it, do you?
>camera zooms in on a face
>actor makes a wacky expression
>trailer for movie with a talking dog
>this starts playing
http://youtu.be/387ZDGSKVSg
>posts a dank trope
>no pepe
>>64124172
>"I can vouch for him, he's a professional"
i laughed
>>64122621
SANCHEZ
> "was getting caught part of your plan?"
> "of course!"
>>64122710
kinda like this trope, what? you want them to sit there sucking bureaucrats cock for 2 hours?
>>64122621
RODRIGUEZ!
>>64123307
kek
everytiem
>>64124172
is it their last heist before they get out of the thieving business and settle down into a normal life?
>>64124601
Why should they risk their asses and do the police's work for free? I wouldn't do it, and I'm supposed to identify with the protagonists.
> Sidekick has an idea
> "this isn't the movies, kid"
>>64120147
what is this pepe
>>64124874
>stares into the camera
>"or is it?"
>>64124903
*slow clap*
>Western
>character on the verge of death
>has a Native spiritual vision
>is miraculously healed
>>64124900
my sides
>I'm getting too old for this shit
>>64124984
>"I know what I must do"
>>64124838
> do the police's work for free?
They usually get reinstated or just want JUSTICE
since it's a fictional setting with a theme.
> Detectives investigate murder scene
> "That one's still alive!"
>>64125027
>want JUSTICE
lel faggots
>>64123654
>It's... a Swiss bank account
>>64124310
kek
is there an example of this happening?
>Girl points gun at bad guy, shaking
>"I will shoot you if you don't stay still, I swear it"
>"Do it, I dare you!"
>Bad guy walks slowly and takes the gun from her
>"Heh, I knew you didn't have the guts, kiddo"
>>64123309
or
>how do i know i can trust you?
>because right now, i'm your best chance of staying alive
>>64119701
>>64125204
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.
>>64120820
>disc scratch sound effect
>>64125179
https://youtu.be/MkZ4Ui8izKk?t=50s
> It's a strip club scene
>>64124903
all me
>scientists with computers and high tech equiment in old ancient ruins researching mythical powers
> The cop's partner is killed days before retirement
>I am NOT doing that!
>cuts to character doing the thing he just said he wasn't going to do
> Cop shows no sign of pain after a brutal beating
> Winces when his female friend tries to clean a wound
>"is that all you got?"
>"you just had to ask didnt you"
>Heh...you aint that bad yourself
>my [insert extinct, foreign or fictional language] is a lil rusty but i think i can translate it.
>You have four hours to get me my money, or I'm going to do something not nice.
>To show that Im serious, you have three hours.
>I just listened to the mayor chew my ass off for thirty minutes, detective
>>64120576
nice. thanks.
>>64125685
> Mexican speaks perfect English
> Calls everyone Senor and says Gracias instead of Thank You.
trailer for a comedy about a quirky crazy character in the early 2000s
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4N74EdxwRM
>>64123654
holy shit kek
>I remember it like it was yesterday...
>It WAS yesterday!
>>64123606
>I need to reset the wifi router to gain access to the capacitors' mainframe
> They find a safe in the house
> Cop pulls out a stethoscope
>two people who are not native english speakers converse
>they both speak english with heavy accents
>>64119701
>>64120338
>>64122621
>mfw I live in LA
>mfw I have a relative in the LAPD and every time I visit the station i hear this at least 4 times
>>64123959
>person you thought was incapacitated returns to save the day but he dies 10 minutes laterThis, Kakyoin, is my World
>Dark Comedy movie
>Depressing scene happens
>You Can't Always Get What You Want plays
>Vietnam film
>rookies arrive at camp
>everyone is having barbecues, playing cards or swingball, showering
>nobody is on guard or doing weapons/vehicle maintenance
> someone has a nightmare
> they bolt upright and look at the ceiling
>>64125685
Bonus Round:
>you know, for a [insert gendered, occupational, racial or age stereotype], you aint so bad
> woman gives birth
> there isn't fecal matter all over the delivery room floor
>hispanic character is going through a tough time
>acoustic guitar strings start playing
restrooms exist in tv/movies only as a means of escape
>>64125937
Good no one want to see that shit
>trailer
>DUH DUH TUDUDUH
>Did you hear that?
>Hear what?
>>64125985
>very heavy BRRRRMMM bass accompanied by a few piano notes before a monologue
>comic relief character has heroic moment at the climax of the film
>>64125529
>cop promises his partner's widow he's going to get justice for his partner
>it's raining
>cop walks out of the cemetery with sunglasses on
>>64126006
"Shhhh! Listen!"
>>64121853
Fucking Xev Bellringer. She makes the most comfy porn ever but half of it is incest/taboo themed and is really squicky to watch as a result.
>>64123307
>>64126112
>>64126006
>massively audible noise
>>64125217
>best chance
>not only chance
>>64126184
>you're imagining it, kid
>daughter talking to her father
>sits in his lap
>puckers lips and gives puppy dog eyes
>moans out something like "Daddyyyyy can I go pretty please? I'll be extra good."
>>64125952
>main character goes to asia
*DU DU DU DU DU DU BWWWWWWM*
>>64126019
Every trailer ever:
>BRRRRMMMM
>black and white logos of Legendary Pictures/Bad Robot/etc.
>single piano notes
>"I never... I never told you why..."
>more BRRRRMMM and single piano notes
>iconic visual of the franchise (Vader's helmet, Batsign or whatever) in the grey rain
>SUMMER 2016
>children's flick
>the antagonist is an evil businessman
> bank teller's first day on the job
> bank gets robbed
> planet only has one type of biome
![2069_5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OT6k1Ri.jpg "2069_5[1].jpg")
>>64124172
>mfw
>stay here while I do [dangerous task]
>no, I'm coming with you
>It's too dangerous. I can't imagine anything happening to you and I might not make it out alive
>That's why I'm coming with you
>>64126269
>the dad doesn't get an erection
I can't relate with this
> person is drunk
> splashes cold water on their face to sober up
>"something wrong chief?"
>chief throws newspaper on desk with relevant headline
>>64125752
>quirky movie in early 2000s
>LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE
>>64126505
>Detective is a barely functioning alcoholic
>Still the best damn detective on the force
>>64126539
BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE PARTY DOWN AT THE DOCKS I GOT THE MAYOR AFTER BOTH OF OUR BALLS
>>64126539
On a similar note
>2 detective characters solving a mystery/crime
>one is sitting at their desk
>the other one comes in and slaps a folder of documents on their desk
>"I did some digging, found just what we needed!"
>strip club scene
> SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE starts playing
> The phone rings. Caller says, "You better check out what's on the news on Channel 13". He turns on channel 13 and gets the report from the beginning.
>fat nerd character goes to new school
>sits down on whoopie cushion and the whole class laughs
>runs to cry in the bathroom then run home when no one is around
oh wait that was my shitty life.
>>64126149
MY NIGGA
>main character comes home from work
>hears loud moaning coming from his house
>immediately goes into shed to frogpost
>group of professionals attempting a diplomatic or neat solution to a problem
>the unstable member of the team jumps the gun and creates a clusterfuck
>no one bothered to question him or see that coming before
>characters just arrived to a new place through time travel
>"where are we?"
>"more like WHEN are we"
>>64126672
If it makes you feel any better I laughed at that story
>>64126006
>>64126112
>>64126184
>>64126215
>jumpscare revealed to be phoney jumpscare prank revealed to be a death scene mistook as a phoney jumpscare prank
>I've read your file, agent
>We do things a little differently around here
>don't think, just shoot
>>64126654
>Person turns on the tv and is already on said channel
Every fucking time.
>>64126960
>they conveniently arrive at a pivotal moment in the MCs life/MCs parents' lives
>the MC almost erases his existence by almost sleeping with his mom/putting his parents in danger
>>64126682
She shoots them POV with her husband as the camera guy, so all that intimacy and whispering dirty talk come across as real.
>guy caught in an awkward physical situation with a girl
>his girlfriend just so happens to walk in the room at that exact moment
>"I CAN EXPLAIN. THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE."
>she just leaves without hearing him out
>>64126999
>Your reckless days in your old district are behind you, detective
>You're under my command now, and we do things different here
>>64127111
>MC tries to save his relative from death, knowing it will change the future, but his feelings are too strong and realizes it's best to let go in the end
>>64118721
>>64119347
>>64119642
>>64119991
>>64120147
>>64120224
>>64121054
>>64121655
>>64122140
>>64122218
>>64122264
>>64122321
>>64122528
>>64122621
>>64122770
>>64123128
>>64123654
>>64123666
>>64123842
>>64123890
>>64124218
>>64124307
>>64124403
>>64125298
>>64125513
>>64125623
>>64125685
>>64125766
>>64126006
>>64126041
>>64126269
>>64126317
>>64126539
>>64126960
>>64126990
Dumb frogposter
Is there a movie that strictly uses nothing but cliches? I would watch this.
>>64127186
Dumb "Dumb frogposter" poster
>>64127137
>the girlfriend is furious for the whole movie, but the guy never even tries to explain what really happened and instead is a mopy fuck until the end of the movie when he races to the airport to stop his girlfriend from leaving to Paris to study
>>64127208
TFA
>>64121766
>When water reaches boiling point of...
>IN ENGLISH DOC
>KETTLE POOF POOF
>MC wants to make something great of his life, do something extraordinary
>has child or girlfriend
>in the end "I've already made something great :^)"
Fucking hate this one.
>>64127226
>comedic relief best friend of main character ends up with girlfriends fat best friend
> Scene set in Paris.
> Eiffel tower in background
>>64123128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pImZzv3SSAY
>>64127371
>scene in london
>Big Ben's bells ringing in the background
>>64127226
>he never actually explains what happened but she just accepts his grand apology without any further inquiry/interest
>>64127371
>>64127404
>scene in San Francisco
>panning view of the Golden Gate Bridge
>>64127371
>>64127404
>>64127479
>scene in major city
>time lapse from day-night to show emergence of city's night life
>Get some rest, Pam. You look tired.
BWREEEEEEEEE
>>64127371
>>64127404
>>64127479
>New York
>Statue of Liberty
>Cabs
>People crossing the street
> Characters having sex
> Woman pulls sheet above breasts afterwards
>Movie set in Boston
>Shipping up to Boston plays
>Scene starts with some grouchy and staunch old woman ranting in a Boston accent
>>64127658
>lena dunham doing anything
>constantly showing her disgusting meat flaps and rubbing them over the male cast
>>64127658
>Characters having sex
>guy still has his shorts and underwear
>girl still wearing her bra and pantiesc
>"Pizza time!"
>Pizza is late. Bitch won't pay for that.
>>64127658
>woman is wearing a bra
>pulls sheet above her breasts either way
>man is wearing boxers
>>64122621
MENDOZA!
>>64127658
> obligatory shot of bare naked male ass as he walks to the bathroom
>Black cop is always the lead detective
>always in control of the situation
>white cops are just regular mooks
>This is Agent Smith and I am Agent Johnson
>we're from Langley, Virginia
>step aside
>how did you do that!?
>I guess I'm just full of surprises
>>64127798
>we're taking over this investigation now, get your men out of my crime scene
>>64127798
>I'm agent Johnson and this is agent Johnson
>No relation
>I'm agent John Jackson and this is my partner, Jack Johnson
