If this girl doesn't look familiar to you, leave this board and fuck off back to reddit.
Which Kardashian is she?
>>64116374
Reddit is more patrician than /tv/ senpai
If you don't instantly recognize her just fuck off back to 9gag.
>>64116374
The brazilian chick from Gotham that left that bald manlet while carrying his baby, I know her yeah.
>>64116374
If this man doesn't look familiar to you, stay on this board
If you don't immediately yell this film's title after clicking on pic related just fucking crawl back to /b/ you pathetic child.
>>64116374
That's a woman?
Damn.
Bruce Jenner looks more like a woman than that one does
>>64116461
Literally just watched Red
Oh so these two gentlemen don't look familiar at all? Are you sure? Ok, get outta my board now you plebeian little turd.
Wait a second...you don't recognize this film? Alright, well...what are you waiting for to put a bullet through your skull you pathetic plebeian waste of life?
>>64116517
Why would I yell the title of a movie with faggots?
>>64116517
>tfw you can't find your Michelin guide
>>64116374
Where was she in Star Wars?
>>64116374
Literally who?
>>64116461
Kielslowski is overrated but The double life of veronique is better than any in the trilogy
>>64116517
That one Truffaut movie that has a laughably weird close-up at the end
>>64116560
>>64116563
>>64116610
literally who
>>64116633
>literally who
Le Trou and Il gattopardo.
I'll give you another chance with pic related.
If you don't recognize these two, back to 9gag you go.
>>64116517
literally 400 le Blows: the movie
>>64116374
thats that blind/deaf chick right? anne frank?
>>64116674
Those 2 dudes from wages of fear. Can i stay here senpai?
>I just finished up my first semester of Film Studies: The Thread
>>64116633
The one in my OP is Paisà.
If you get this one >>64116674 but not pic related, back to reddit.
>>64116674
Are they gay?
>>64116723
t. triggered plebeian
If you don't recognize pic related leave now, thanks.
>>64116729
i saw Death in venice but that one is still on my backlog desu
>>64116763
A nous la liberte
Am I patrician now, mr. OP?
Could someone post some patrician list of films?
>>64116517
i was scared (of a meme) but pleasantly surprised
>>64116800
Well, if you instantly yell pic related's name, yes.
If this mom/wife doesn't look familiar to you, leave this board and fuck off back to reddit.
I guess this is better than another Star Wars thread.
>>64116897
>if I mock Star Babbies my /tv/ friends will think I'm patrician
Not so fast plebeian in disguise.
If you fail pic related, you need to destroy your modem, computer, keyboard and jump off your window, redditor.
>>64116941
>All these entry-level French films
Froggie detected.
>>64116848
Faust m8
![Alice.1988.1080p.BluRay.x264-CiNEFiLE.mkv_snapshot_00.39.51_[2015.04.23_23.13.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PwJQyoK.jpg "Alice.1988.1080p.BluRay.x264-CiNEFiLE.mkv_snapshot_00.39.51_[2015.04.23_23.13.32].jpg")
If this cunny doesn't look familiar to you, leave this board and fuck off back to reddit.
>>64117034
>>64116461
whats the name of those two?
>>64116968
>>64117041
I mean it's not complicated, there's just one way to put it, you either instantly recognize pic related or you're a redditor with an account on 9gag.com
>>64117034
Easy, it's from Alice.1988.1080p.BluRay.x264-CiNEFiLE
>>64117041
I literally just posted 1 (one) french new wave film and it seems that it's the only one that you recognized out of the dozens other films I posted.
It's okay, you can go back to reddit now.
>50 years of Janus Films
>$650 dollars
t-thanks Criterion
>>64117113
Pretty sure redditors have a higher cinematic IQ than the average fa/tv/irgin. Jut look at all our shitty star wars threads.
>want to finally watch Gone with the Wind
>it's 220 minutes long
Fuck me. This is too long.
>>64117168
/v/edditors, /co/mblr, /sp/edditors, and other crossboarders have long shit up this board.
Ever since baneposting (which at this point is CIAposting), /tv/ has gone to shit, arguably you can say when Avatar was popular.
>>64116374
Don't know, but she's cute.
>>64117234
first half is amazing.
second half drags a little.
vivian leigh is top tier qtp2t though
WHERE ARE MY SW TFA PATRICIANS?
>>64117079
Kielslwski
Wenders
>>64117287
Max von Sydow goes to Vietnam.
>>64117359
thanks!
>>64117234
First half is fucking great. After the intermission, it drags down a bit (I think the main director was exhausted at some point and they had someone else direct some scenes, I guess it's why some parts are less good) but picks up the speed after a while (the last hour is very good).
I honestly didn't feel the length, when the movie ended, I wanted more. It's my favorite Hollywood movies and overall one of my favorite movies.
She has Hershlag's nose
>>64117377
Actually, the movie's called Vietnam goes to Max Von Sydow.
Fucking Bergman's best.
Red >>>>Power Gap >>>>> LDVdV
>>64117034
>>64116610
The Leopard. Alain Delon is my favorite actor :3
You JUST dont know
>>64117627
I know Vitti, what movie is it?
Google image search: the thread
>>64117733
reddit: the post
You don't know these movies and it's inconceivable that other people might?
If you've never watched the fantastic piece of cinema that's pic related...just jump off your fucking window with your computer, thanks.
>>64117627
How can one woman be so perfect?
>>64117867
But anon, she's not Claudia.
if this face doesn't look familiar to you, please leave this board and fuck off back to reddit
>>64118827
Who the FUCK is that?
>>64117448
>>64117448
WOW what a fucking child
Shame is cheap manipulation and a lesser bergman
>>64116517
I only know it in German, but it's by francois truffaut.
>>64116610
Il Gattopardo
>>64116941
Armee des ombres Or Army of Shadows, pretty plebeian if you ask me.
One of Melvilles weaker films
>>64119231
>One of Melvilles weaker films
It's literally his best followed by Le Cercle Rouge.
You almost had me for a second.
>>>/r/eddit
If this scene doesn't look familiar to you, leave this board and fuck off back to reddit.
>>64118827
>>64118912
That's Andrew Rubelove
>>64117627
that from modesty blaise?
>>64119261
>his best
That would be Léon Morin, Prêtre
>>64119261
>>64119511
melville is an overrated cock so arguing this is pointless
I'm not patrician. And I was just wandering, what sort of music do you people listen to? Please answer, I'm genuinely interested.
>>64119833
patrician is a meme abstraction
i like classical music and folk rock though
>>64119961
Like The Band for example?
>>64119833
all of it.Listening to Grimes atm.
why are you so obsessed with reddit?
shit is unhealthy
>>64119261
Le Samouraï is the only contender for 10/10
>>64120219
t. redditor
>>64120179
>all of it
So you don't have taste?
>>64120300
it would seem only someone intimately familiar with reddit would be able to spot one of their own
>>64120357
There is an idea of a redditor, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real redditor, only an entity, something illusory.
>>64117799
I know all of them you fucking retard. They're all entry level as fuck. It's depressing to even see anyone think they're patrician
>>64120344
What a pleb thing to say. "Taste" is limiting.
>>64120636
it used to be pretenious hipster but hes been gone a while.
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH STAR WARS????
>>64120756
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>>64120730
Hey, I agree with you. But patricians are allways the ones talking about having superior taste. It wasn't meant as an insult or anything, it was an honest question.
>swnbygf
;_;
>>64116610
looks like james franco with morena baccarin from firefly
>>64120655
>I know all of them
You don't.
>>64121015
If you think any of this is obscure you have a lot of catching up to do
>>64121100
You never watched those films >>64116729 >>64116763 >>64117113
>>64121169
I've seen Visconti's and De Sica's filmography.
I admit to not having seen À nous la liberté but I still recognize it since it's pretty popular
If you don't recognize this kill urself
Why was this so terrible? Mastroianni was miscast.
>>64121411
Is this from literally reddit: the movie ?
>Shit taste: the thread
If you had to read the filename to figure out who these two are, you might as well end yourself.
>>64121433
literally red IT: the movie
>>64117034
>1080p
>tfw downloaded a shitty DVD rip last week
>tfw no cunny in HD
>it's a 60s japanese movie where this guy appears
>>64121977
>that hair doo
keep in mind he was able to get bitches with that cut.
I don't know any of the movies you posted, OP, and I'm staying.
>>64121826
WOAH
>>64116497
>not "If this man looks familiar to you,you get to stay on my aircraft."
>>64117034
>If this cunny doesn't look familiar to you, leave this board and fuck off back to reddit.
>>64118940
Shut up. Skammen is superior to A Passion and Persona combined.
It's 1965. You are going to make Star Wars, A New Hope that year (11 years before). You have unlimited budget and you can cast whoever you want. Also you get to pick the director
What do you do?
Directed by Robert Altman
Anna Karina as Princess Leia
Max Von Sydow as Han Solo
Marcello Mastroianni as Darth Vader
Jean-Pierre Léaud as Luke Skywalker
I'd pay for the rights to get the Metropolis robot as C3PO.
>>64123103
This is pure autism
>>64120139
yes, I love The Band
>>64123103
cast a bunch of nobodies and take less money but secure all the rights to merchandise
>>64116374
trick question. Only waifufags care about female actors.
>>64123103
Sounds like it would be nothing like Star Wars.
Directed by Sam Peckinpah
Dustin Hoffman as Luke Skywalker
Warren Oates as Han Solo
Natalie Wood as Princess Leia
Randolph Scott as Ben Kenobi
James Coburn as Darth Vader
William Holden as Tarkin
Slim Pickens as Uncle Owen
Katy Jurado as Aunt BeruErnest Borgnine as Chewbacca
"thanks mom for the le samourai criterion blu-ray!!": the thread
>hur dur old movies are better because they were black n white and just better
Fuck off faggot, go get pegged again.
>>64123542
True. Most of them are over-dramatized and try to shove up shit instead of actually making a point or showing something of value.
>>64123542
>>64116461
>>64116610
>>64116941
>>64117627
>>64117818
>>64119285
>>64121411
>>64117034
>>64122786
These are all in color you nigger
>>64123181
Cool, me too.
>>64123362
>Ernest Borgnine as Chewbacca
That would have been great
>>64119833
you're welcome redditorhttps://celer.bandcamp.com/
>>64123362
>Directed by Sam Peckinpah
>Dustin Hoffman as Luke Skywalker
>Warren Oates as Han Solo
>Natalie Wood as Princess Leia
holy shit
this would have actually been a watchable star wars
>>64123874
Thank you, hipster douche.
>>64119833
Księżyc - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylo4kI6-caI
Fausto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5-b9s0fcY
The drug addict that lives in my town and posts random videos of himself singing on youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTNpG2SE894
>>64124016
>hipster douche
kek
Any new patrician memes?
>>64124298
Ultimate patrician
>>64121411
i know its from the guy who did west of the tracks
>>64124951
It's West of the Tracks so...you got it
>>64117287
shame?
>>64123103
Le Nouvelle Autisme
/tv/ has always been pleb central with a couple of ok threads
Don't pretend there's an invasion
>>64119395
haha truuuu
>>64116374
>>64116517
>>64116563
>>64116674
>>64116763
>>64116848
...
>le black and white meme
What the fuck was wrong with people back then. "Oh look at me! I'm so hipster I'm not going to use color at all in my movie... Oops. I mean my film hehehe"
>>64116517
if you yelled it in English, put a bullet in your head
>>64127524
Why would I? French and italian are my native languages.
![12monicavitti_rex166657a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YxpNJlY.jpg "12monicavitti_rex166657a[1].jpg")
>>64117677
Modesty Blaise
>>64117867
pic related
>>64119502
Correct.
He's a big guy
quick I think someone just stole your unicycle
Damn Anne Frank was bad as fuck
let's see the patricians come out stronk
How much of these can you recognize?
>>64129158
Le Revelateur and Satantango
>>64129113
id like to say its frankenheimers seconds?
cant remember.
>>64129158
>>64129187
How many of these do you recognize, plebs?
>>64129301
>only +40 years old movies are good taste
get out.
>>64129370
t. plen
>>64129301
They mostly look like early cinema judging by the coloring style, set design, and staging of the characters. Thing is, anyone can play games.
>>64129244
Not that one.
The only real test is to have an involved and intelligent discussion about the films of a number of directors without using the words boring pretentious or faggot.
>people still thinking if its black and white and foreign it is patrician
>>64130545
What the fuck am I looking at lmao
>>64131753
ayy
>>64129158
>>64129301
>>64130196
>>64130545
Why post these without listing the films?
>>64132301
Fine, I'll spoonfeed you. For the first 3x3:
Out 1 : Noli me tangere (1971)
News from Home (1977)
Sátántangó (1994)
Trop tôt, trop tard (1982)
Le révélateur (1968)
Nostos: Il ritorno (1989)
铁西区 (2003)
Quatre nuits d'un rêveur (1971)
Sans Soleil (1983)
>>64132794
Did you stop there out of necessity?
>>64116374
>caring about what plebs do/think
>patrician
pick one
>>64129158
Is that Nostos: Il Ritorno?
