Was Porkins the hero we deserved but not the one we needed?
>>64110233
Why didn't they shut death star's exhaust port with him?
>>64110233
I refuse to believe someone this fat could pull those sorts of moves in an X Wing in a planets atmosphere. Hell, even in space when they go lightspeed they are pulling serious G
>he's fat
>let's call him Porkins
BRAVO NOLAN
>>64111626
It's cos he was Jewish, it's ironic, like calling Bane "big guy" when he's a 5'9" manlet.
>>64111626
>>64111837
ded
>>64110233
I wonder what his diet was.
>>64112477
Empire tears
Porkins was just cultivating mass.
He was a big friend
>>64112563
You think he'd become the next Death Star if he joined the dark side?
Was his fatness explained in the EU?
>>64113190
highly compressed raw force powers
>>64113257
Like he was full of midichlorians?
>>64113190
No, but it was blamed for his death
>he was an excellent bomber, but his fat ass wasn't suited for an X Wing, so he crashed like a scrub
>>64113319
Must've been all those gas station cheeseburgers.
>>64113367
>so he crashed like a scrub
He didn't crash.
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