>go to movie theater to see Star Wars
>theater wasn't too crowded but still had quite a bit of people
>haven't been to a theater since the The Dark Knight was out
>end up having to sit in front of some kids
>kids kept coughing, blowing there noses and talking through out the movie
I remembered why I hate going to movie theaters
How were the crab legs
>>64108876
Yeah, the modern movie going experience is utterly miserable.
>go to the TFA premiere in the middle of the day
>there's only 8 people in the theater, including me
>no one does anything loud or obnoxious because it'd be awkward and easy to point out who's the retard
>>64108876
but how were the movie showers?
>>64109016
I assume you live in bumfuck nowhere.
>1998
>Pokemon: the first movie is out
>dad takes us to go see it
>get badass exclusive pokemon card
>quarter of the way through the movie I get a subtle whiff of cheese pizza like from chuck e. cheese or somethin
>think nothing of it, maybe someone put some cheese on there snacks or something (this is america)
>few mins later cheese pizza smell comes back
>it was the kid next to me
>rest of the movie I keep smelling nasty cheese pizza every once in a while
When I went it was full off teenage guys trying to impress their girlfriends. I paid extra for a singles only showing and I couldn't get a refund because I had sat through the trailers.
>>64108876
>being too beta to tell little kids to shut the fuck up
>>64108876
>watched star wars with a mate
>everyone minds their own business
>no loud people
>neighbor respected his space
>no one claps
it was a good time. iduno why your experiences are bad
>Last time I went to the theater was to see Age of Ultron
>Right before movie starts, two guys and a girl sit a few rows in front of me
>Movie's going along, no one's loud, but keep hearing mild complaints like "this hurts" and "aww jeez" from the fatter guy of the two in front
>Ultron busts out
>Hear "OH MY GOD" from in front
>Fatty's two friends are leaning in on him
>Hear them say in hushed voices stuff like "he's fine" and the girl say "We gotta take him to the hospital!" then the guys says "No no, let's just get him out of here"
>Movie plays on and finishes, forget about it eventually
>On my way out of the theater, taking a piss
>Hear those same exact voices, all in the men's room and all in one stall
>Fatty sounds like he's fucking dying, like the worst pained groans and moaning you've ever heard
>Other dude was engaging in some kind of serious physical motion, no clue what since they were in a stall and the chick's feet were sweating even though the bathroom was cool
>Fatty is getting worse, whatever it is, starting to sound like the organ harvested guy from Python's Meaning of Life
>Bounce the fuck out of there and try to forget about it
I still have no fucking clue what that was about. I dunno if he was sick, had a kidney stone or if I witnessed some kinda hostage shit or drug overdose or what but I always liked to think he was some comicbook neckbeard who was so bothered by Tony Stark being the one to make Ultron he literally got sick for two hours and had to be escorted from the theater.
>one week since TFA release
>decide to go during day
>fatasfatass waddles in struggling with nachos, tub of butter sprinkled with popcorn, and large drink in hands
>proceeds to walk to the top
>huffing and puffing
>changes mind and waddles back down to mid seats
>huffing and puffing and wheezing now
>squeezes between seats spilling popcorn to arrive at center
>fucking farts as fatass is planted on seats
>looks around nervously to see if anyone heard
>theatre is empty, I'm the only one there
>relax and enjoy TFA while eating my nachos, popcorn and DrPepper
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>Sometime in 2000, go to watch the Digimon movie
>Kids there are all hyped for the movie
>Audience hype comes to a dead stop to a few boos as soon as fucking Angela Anaconda suddenly appears on the screen
>Think it's some weird trailer/ad for a shitty movie of her own, it'll pass
>It isn't.
>This is actually a part of the movie.
>Actual rest of digimon movie was just weird
>>64108876
Aye, going to the cinema can be a gamble. You can have a great experience or you can be seated near younglings. I just try to zone out and focus on the movie.
I'd rather watch movies at home because I can drink or smoke pot
>>64109313
>can't watch movies without drinking or smoking pot
Almost as bad as needing to eat something when watching a movie.
>>64109329
I'd say it's worse.
Save the booze and dope for the weekend.
>>64109357
Never tried pot, but getting drunk and watching movies at home are some of the best times I've had. Makes the good ones even better and makes the bad ones hilarious.
>>64109525
I don't know, seems weird. With someone else sure but when I'm alone I'd like to focus completely on the movie.
>>64109593
I don't mind either way, so long as we're all on the same note. I don't wanna be drunk if no one else is, but if we all are sure; And if I get the urge to watch a movie while having a drink or vice-versa, I don't argue with it.
>Go to a distant location at a fixed moment in time
>Pay actual money from your pocket
>Watch fucking ads for fifteen minutes
>Share the room with obnoxious loud kids the whole time
>Can't pause of rewind
Yeah, no, I'm good at my pc
>go to see 1D movie in 2013 with then gf because she had no one to go with and she didn't want to go alone
>it's the opening day
>the theater is full of teenage girls
>killme.jpg
>the trailers start
>trailer for romeo and juilet comes on
>everyone screams when romeo is on screen
>movie starts
>everyone boos at opening credits
>everyone keeps screaming when they show 1d
>everyone keeps singing along to the songs
>everyone claps at the end
literally hell: the movie theater experience.
>>64110480
Never let go
>>64109329
when I was a teenager we used to sneak a bong in and duck down in the gap behind the back row of seats
>>64110480
I don't get it?
Why would teenage girls be excited about a one dimensional movies?
>implying America's violence grant evolved
>implying mass shootings aren't passe
>implying those kids weren't infected with a tailormade hemhorragic fever some nut cooked up in his basement
>implying you have more than days to live
>Go watch The Two Towers with my dad
>sitting right about in the middle of the fully packed theater
>next to me sits a mother with his son who seemed to be about 7-8 years old
>enjoying the film
>at one point notice that the son is shifting around a bit anxiously in his seat
>he and his mom whisper and it becomes clear that the son needs to go to the bathroom
>mom doesn't him go for some reason, said the film would soon be over
>the kid remains seated, still shifting around but a bit less than before
>scene with the ents breaking the dam in Isengard
>kid says in a loud whisper "Here it comes!"
>mom instantly puts her hand on his crotch and says over and over "keep it in, keep it in"
>kid cries "I can't stop!"
>peoples' heads turn
>the smell of urin emerges
>mom takes his hand and they rush through our row, leaving a distinct liquid trail after them
>sit through the rest of the film while enjoying the smell of urin
still sometimes get a laugh with my dad by saying "here it comes" whenever pee togheter
>see star wars TFA
>2 high school kids sit behind me
>every time there's a joke or OT reference they high-five and yell "FLLLLLLETCH"
