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So how many midichlorians does she have?

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm really looking forward to having this revealed in the plot.
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bout tree fiddy
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>>64103509
"More than Master Skywalker" was the exact quote by Snoke.
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I know you are joking
But I though that she will be the real one choosen one and bring balance to the force.
You will see in the episode 9
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>>64103545

Anakin was at over 20,000.

Does this increase with age? Or with blood volume? How are Midichlorians measured? Is it a PPM concentration?
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>>64103984
>"GOUT" DVD

watching this version will give you gout?
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>>64104010
Only if you eat a lot of organ meat while viewing it.
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>>64103545
wich part? I don't remember
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Maybe midichlorians are all from the mom like mitochondria. Also, concentration of diseased mitochondria can increase or decrease in daughter cells based on which cell gets what part of the cytoplasm by chance, so maybe she got an even higher 'good midichlorian' count than Leia. Maybe kylo ren got unlucky and got diseased dark side midichlorians.
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>>64104105

How do the midichlorians interface with the force? Is it a magnetic interaction, like a dipole induced in an atom by oscillating electromagnetic energy?
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>>64103545
>tfw snoke is the kid who talks to anakin before he kills them all
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>>64104211

If they're like mitochondria, force energy is probably generated by oxidative phosphorylation using a proton gradient.
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>>64103509
didn't they retcon memechlorians?
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>>64104105
then why wasn't Schmi a jedi
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>>64103509

she was supposed to be the chosen one
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>>64104317

Stochastic factors: maybe she had anemia. Or maybe she was just very lazy. She was a slave after all.
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>>64104258
WHAT IF THIS IS THE ACTUAL TRUTH?
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>>64104363
>le all niggers are lazy meme
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I want to lick the sweat from every square inch of her body
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>>64103984
Did Luke have a higher bacteria count than Anakin?
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>>64104444
>square
>4 sides
>4 4s
HOLY FAZOLI
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>>64104432

I'm just saying if I were working for free for a guy I hate I probably would be as lazy as I could get away with.
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>>64104473
>for free
>0 (ZERO) compensation
Who would work like that?
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well the first time she uses the force she jedi mind tricks a dude

seeing as how it took luke three years and training from both obi-wan and yoda to even be able to force pull his lightsaber sufficiently i'd say MaRey Sue Skywalker has somewhere around fiddy thousand midichloran
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>>64104432
he said all slaves are lazy. that has nothing to do with african americans
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>>64104471

Don't be educated stupid anon, time is a harmonic simultaneous 4-day timecube.
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>>64104444
Quads confirms Rey is best StarWarsfu
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>>64104420

It would make a lot of sense desu
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>>64104499
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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>>64104499

Yeah. If I had to do it for free I don't see how I could take it seriously.
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>>64104592

I am Confused. Are you saying Shmi was a lesbian?
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>>64104455
nope
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>>64103984
would doping get you more midichlorians?
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