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Star Wars Film Rankings
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The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
V > VI = IV > III > I > II
Non-Canon Mickeyshit;
VII
>>64100476
>Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies.
Then why does it say its star wars in the title?
>>64100433
>tfw I actually unironically think ROTJ is the best
>I held this opinion before coming onto /tv/
GOAT space battle too imo
I read that the obsessive desire to put things in order or "rank" them is a sign of childhood autism.
>>64100433
-------- EXIST --------
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V
VI
-------- DONT EXIST --------
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II
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I
VII
>>64100577
I hAVE aspergers
>>64100516
because Disney bought the license and decided to release a modern tech demo
>>64100476
You are so wrong its like you did it on purpose.
>>64100433
>Literally Reddit: The Star Wars Ranking
The objectively correct order is:
>V
>IV
>III
>VI
>I
>VII
>II
Now fuck off back to where you came from.
>>64100671
>Literally Reddit: The Star Wars Ranking
The objectively correct order is:
VI
IV
V
VII
I
III
II
Now fuck off back to where you came from.
>>64100671
>ranking 5 at top and 7 at all
Go back to your home board kid
you too OP
stay the fuck on /b/
>>64100737
>>64100692
>>64100808
and a tip back to you, 2015 cancer
II > V > IV > III > I > VI > VII
>>64100476
By a million miles, the most amazingly funny copypasta ever conceived.
>>64100835
You're a fucking cuckold. Downvoted.
>There are people who include VII in their top 6
Top pleb
>>64100907
Sorry senpai. It's not a compliment towards VII, it's just really, really hard to be worse than II.
>>64100907
No way I'm rating it until that trilogy arc has finished out and I can get an idea if that clusterfuck of a story has any merit in the end
as it stands it's just a shiny rehash
>>64100936
II was objectively the best film in the series
----OFFICIAL RANKING----
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V
VII
IV
III
I
II
----OFFICIAL RANKING----
>>64100989
reddit.com/r/redlettermedia
IV=V>6>III>VI>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
>>64101062
i can smell the cheese puffs from here. get off my board
>>64100671
Close to mine fem
>V
>IV
>III
>VII
>I
>VI
>II
>>64100600
>Episodes 1 and 2 don't exist x2
>Episode 3 on another plane of existence
Nice job
>>64100433
V>IV>VII>VI>III>II>I
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
V>IV>VII>VI>III>II>I
There's a reason Episode I isn't included in the Machete order.
>>64101465
Are you me?If so, wanna fuck?
>>64100433
Fuck, OP.
You're list is actually dead on accurate.
Best:
Okay:
Bad: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII
I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this one.
1) Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi
2) The Force Awakens/Revenge of the Sith
3) The Phantom Menace
4) A New Hope
5) Attack of the Clones
>>64100476
This copypasta is stale.
VI > V > IV > VII > I > III > II
>>64101740
>>64101740
>>64101740
>TPM over ANH
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>>64101740
Why
Whys Han solo using a lightsaber
>>64100476
this to be quite honest zenpies
>>64100433
GOOD
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
BAD
Return of the Jedi
Episode I
Episode II
Episode III
GLIB FACSIMILE
Force Awakens
IMO
V > VII > IV > III = VI > I >>>>>>>>>>>> II
Attack of the Clones is literal shit, the only semi-decent part about that movie is the pit scene on Geonosis and even that's mediocre.
>>64101465
>machete meme order
Who cares
>>64100433
Shit taste
Best to worst
Holiday Special
Clone Wars
Caravan of courage
The Battle for endor
Phantom Menace
Revenge of the Sith
A New Hope
Attack of the Clones
Return of the Jedi
A New Hope
The force Awakens
Empire Strikes Back
5>4>6>3>1>2>7
1. V
2. IV / VII
POWER GAP
3. III / VI
POWER GAP
4. I / II
>>64102614
le eppicque "meme" meme
>>64102543
Why ROTJ bad?
Where do they get the fuel to power their ships? Everyone has a giant space cruiser that would require a huge amount of energy move, especially across the distances that they travel, but you never see them refuel. Even if they do refuel somewhere, it would be damned expensive and they have no money
>>64100433
>V
>not the best
>>64101167
This is the true ranking.
>>64101001
this is good
>>64100433
V
VI
VII
IV
III
II
I
>>64101740
I respect your list but can you tell me why you feel a new hope was so bad?
>>64102729
I could cite plenty of reasons, but I will give you the easiest, quickest explanation because I'm lazy.
If someone who has never, ever watched a Star Wars movie, sees SW77 or Empire first, (s)he will have no problems to understand the characters, their view of the world, their personalities, their wishes, etc. But if instead they see Jedi first, they will have no clue what's this stuff about Leia, or Han.
Another explanation is that, while Empire Strikes Back made the Empire an omnipotent, effective force (despite the movie only showing a few planets), in RotJ the Empire itself feels even smaller than in SW77, and that's really bad when you're the direct sequel of ESB.
Ewoks, stupid rescue plans or boring cheesy moments aren't the deepest, most important problems Return of the Jedi has.
>>64101001
This ranking is shit and you are a fucking retard
>>64103074
ewoks are fucking awesome you take that back right now you son of a bastard bitch
>>64103048
I don't think it's bad, it just doesn't entertain me as much as the other ones. I wasn't born when the original trilogy came out, so my first Star Wars movie was The Phantom Menace (I think).
Naturally, I ended up loving lightsaber fights like any other kid born after 1995.
I just think A New Hope lacked that, although I understand that it was because it was the first movie and they didn't have a way to make an elaborate fight due to the lightsabers being so primitive and fragile, the hilts had cables running from them to the actors' robes.
IV
V
VII
VI
I
III
II
The objectively best ranking.
Anyone who thinks III is the best prequel only does so because it has 'the coolest lightsaber fights'. Dont take them seriously.
>>64100501
THIS
>>64103489
I agree but 6>7
>>64103489
I'd put 3 above 1 but yeah thats pretty good
>>64101167
>ranking 6 that low
goddamn
>>64104732
6 is the best tbqhfam
>>64100433
>>64100692
>>64101788
>>64102688
Acceptable rankings
