itt:talk abotu times you met famous movie actors
>be me
>be 15
>go to mcdonalds
>eat a cheeseburger
>be eating
>see adam sandler
>take picture of him
>he comes up to me and says
>"hey man, why are you taking a picture of me, im trying to eat a mcdonalds with my family, please leave me alone"
>say nothing
>he stares at me for a minute then leaves
this happened just now
I met Chris Pratt before he was famous. He asked me for some weed and I spit on him. I'm pretty sure he cried.
>be 15
b&
i met him in a taco bell like 2 years ago he was pretty cool
>>64099820
what was he eating?
>>64099707
good man
>>64099838
a milky way bar
>>64099673
>mcdonalds
Inn and out you dumb nigger.
>>64099673
Those aren't fucking mcdonalds cups nigger
>>64099673
Ask him why he keeps making shit movies
>>64099875
>>64099870
you dont understand
this is what he does
I met bull murray at a baseball game, he was bill murray
>>64099870
>>64099875
>>64099903
I heard that Adam Sandler will go to McDonalds with food from other restaurants. I have no idea why he does this.
i saw adam sandler eating a big mac and a mcflurry at kfc
so weird
>have millions upon millions of $$$'s
>eat at fast food chains
absolutely low test
>>64099673
(caption) adam sandler speaks to his film's target audience
>>64099673
Tell him you saw "Jack and Jill" and he owes you
you'd win the argument.
>>64099963
what a whimsical funny man
>>64099963
Clearly an In n Out in the reflection.
Also, I'm aware you are trolling, but I am pointing out how lazily constructed your attempt was, so the boys at 4chan realize how much a loser you are
I saw Adam Sandler at a In n Out in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to see him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing hia hand in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him giggle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cheesburgers in his hands without paying.
The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the cheesburgers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each burger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
ran into tom hardy the other day
i was at a chick-fil-a but for some reason he had brought his own mcChicken
>>64099903
>>64099963
>>64099991
Don't you get it? Adam Sandler is a troll. He makes shitty movies and leaves with out time and money. He is fucking with everyone at this point.
Do you really think a billionaire would dress like this and he isn't fucking with us?
>>64099673
I met Wee Man at the opening of a skate park in southern california over 15 years ago. He was with two normal sized hot chicks. My friends and I talked to him for a bit. He was a pretty cool guy tbqhwy famadamdingdong.
The money and the work must be alright, but Jesus it must be awful to be famous.
>>64099673
OP admits that he is 15 in his post and the faggot mods do nothing?
>>64099673
You're a douche
>have millions
>kids are still ugly
JUST
the only funny part about this post is imagining adam sandler refer to his food as "a McDonald's"
Is McDonald's open on Christmas?
Even if it is, why are you at McDonald's on Christmas?
>>64100216
>billionaire
>>64099673
Lmao some famous people are atrocious. They actually think they're getting paid millions for their INCREDIBLE performance. No bitch, you're getting paid because billions watch your movies and it comes with the lifestyle of having to smile when somebody takes a fucking picture
Asshole
>>64100328
it's California...they're all godless heathens so it probably would be.
>>64100341
>green text
>meme picture
inb4 you post that shitty "net worth" website which is fake as shit
>>64100328
im jewish, just like adam sanders
I saw Adam Sandler at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>64100347
You sound a bit out of touch with humanity.
>>64100401
KILL YOURSELF YOU KIKE FAGGOT
his kids are complete kikes
>>64100788
No. No?? You!
I saw Selena Gomez walking down the street the other day. I told her i've been in love with her in the last 4 years, and i needed her in my life.
She looked at me and started to laugh. Then she said she was offended because i thought someone as ugly as i'm would ever have a chance wigh her.
She also said my face looked ridiculous and i should kill myself and stop polluting the world with my ugliness.
At this point i just started to cry, i didn't even saw her going away.
>>64100917
>I saw Selena Gomez walking down the street the other day
>>64099673
i met him once behind an alley near taco bell. he asked me to suck him off i was shocked because hes famous and all. i said all i wanted was an autograph. so he punched me hard in the gut bringing me to my knees and grabbed my head by force, unzipped his jeans.
>>64101016
Did you enjoy it?
>>64099673
>>64100216
his daughter is cute
>>64100341
>That unibrow
What the fuck Paulie?
>>64101077
Only /tv/ poster ITT
Any pictures of her feets?
>>64101077
4chan Episode /tv/: Attack of the Pedos
Made Jason Biggs a Quiznos sandwich 10 years ago. He could barely see the meats over the counter
>>64101016
so i was walking past my local taco bell decided to get myself a beef and bean burrito with coke. after i finshed eating and left the restaurant i could hear someone who had a voice similar to that of the adam sandler from waterboy in the alley. i went to check out what it was and i was shocked to see what was happening,
>"hey man, why are you taking a picture of me, im trying to eat a delicious Big Mac Extra Value Meal © at my local neighborhood Mcdonalds© , now with All-day breakfast© so you can have those tasty Hot cakes all day long, with my family who are enjoying their Happy Meals© with a nutricious side option of appleslices or Go-gurt©, please leave me alone"
>>64099673
>in & out
>actually taken a few weeks ago in california
>>64100941
It's true senpai.
>>64099673
dadspotting
Bumped into Mel Gibson a few years back at the zoo. He was alone and looked confused. No fucking idea what he was doing there.
>>64101316
DUDE IN AND OUT IS A COPY OF CHECKERS AND STEAK AND SHAKE LMAO WEST COAST IS THE BEST COAST
>>64099673
Btw you're at in n out idiot
What the shit am I looking at here f a m?
>>64099870
>nigger
the irony
>>64099673
you should have take the opportunity to kill him
One time I jumped bam Margera in Iceland.
>>64100199
what are their names?
>>64101691
>>64099673
He has made millions be an untalented, unfunny embarrassment. I think getting a pic taken in public is fair game.
>>64099673
>>be me
>>be 15
mods!
>>64099673
i live a block from that in n out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfQobvNQqg
>>64102570
Me too! We should meet in the bathroom so you can suck my cock!
He's rich and he doesn't want people in public gawking at him.
So, why the fuck is he eating at slums like McDonald's and In and Out?
>>64103331
I am sure most fancy restaurants don't allow kids.
>>64100208
kek
wtf? thats actually sad
>>64102611
fuck off with your 3 year old /v/eddit shit newfag
>>64099963
>>64099673
well some people might not appreciate but i had a good laugh
>>64099673
Why would rich people eat with poor people?
>>64101562
>fast food determines quality of life
DUDE MIDWEST FLYOVER
>>64101891
heard this was staged
>>64099673
>>be 15
MODS!
>>64100203
>saw Adam Sandler at an In and Out
>continued my shopping
Anon is so fat he does his shopping at fast food places.
>>64099673
I saw the guy who played spock in the new star trek movies in downtown L.A in 08. He was coming out of a restaurant, all the waiter guys lined up outside, about 10 teenage girls swarming him for autographs. I yell out, who's that? One of the girls says he plays spock in the new star trek movie. Guy looks at me, nods and winks. Years later learn he came out of the closet.
>>64105504
he was out of the closet way before star trek m8
>>64099673
Take another picture
>>64105527
Really? I never knew that, thought it happened afterwards. Well, good for him I guess.
>>64105527
>>64105504
Yeah, Gay or not girls still want to get fucked by him.
>>64099707
wow you're a fucking prick
>>64099673
It's alright, of all the celebrities that this happens to, he deserves it.
>>64099673
Bruh that's In N' Out, who you trynna fool
>>64099673
What a convenient thread, I just met an actress named Lisa Summerour at my mom's Christmas party
She played some minor roles in Philadelphia, the Sixth Sense, and Law and Order SVU. She was a pretty chill person, even through I couldn't remember her roles
>>64101891
>>64099963
One time me and a friend got pizza then ate it in mcdonald's as a joke.
>the pizza place was takeout only and the mcdonalds was real close and had chairs and a tv so it kinda made sense
>>64105782
So it wasn't actually a joke, but rather convenient?
>>64105747
I ALREADY MET THAT HOMOSEXUAL WORK OF SUCKING
I was walking around the Vegas strip and passed Bruce Willis. I had just about enough time to recognize that it was Bruce Willis before we passed in opposite directions. Besides, while Bruce has made some good movies, I doubt he'd care to be interrupted and listen to some guy quote Fifth Element at him again.
>>64099673
Why isn't he already banned?
>>64099673
>be 15
MODS! (RED TEXT) THIS UNDERAGE FUCK
>>64105454
this is a steve jobs pasta that takes place in a supermarket. But yeah, he is fat and lazy to the point of not adapting some old pasta
I met good ole sandy claus back in what must have been, ohhhh probly bout 06. I told him I wanted to plump up his tunnel snake and he spit this autistic noise out of his face that you wouldn't believe... Anyways we ended up sharing blizzard from DQ and he let his kids touch my face for a while so I'd say he's a true fella
I was interning at Channel 10 in Sydney and watching the live feed on the montior wasting time.
This guy saddles up next to me and we start shooting the shit, seemed like a good enough fella. He's like what do you do here? I'm like I'm an intern, just wasting time mate got nothing to do heh.. what about you? He goes kinda quiet for a moment then says he's the host of sports tonight
I was like oh cool... then he drifted away
I like to think that crushed his ego for a long time. He got sacked a few years later.
>>64105032
Don't make fun of the girls, jackass.
>>64099673
thats not even mcdonalds you lying fuck its in n out delete this thread
>>64105032
>his face
>fml
His movies 1/10, his parenting 1/10 too, wife 6/10
>>64100917
I really want this to be true.
Didn't talk to them personally but back when Jessica Simpson was big because of her reality show she was staying in the same hotel as me, saw her with an entourage in the lobby. Also this year while at the Ceasar's Palace roulette Julianne Moore walked beside me, she was there to promote HG in a convention, later that day I also saw Miles Teller.
>>64106577
Also my friend's father was Axl Rose's childhood friend.
>walking down the street
>go into a Subway for a Handcrafted Certified Artisan Sandwich crafted by a Certified Subway Sandwich Artisan
>see Aidan Gillen standing there
>wearing a hoodie, jeans, and autism shoes
>this nigga has no style
>flip the hoodie over his head
>scream FOR YOU FOR YOU YOUR BIG GUY in his ear through his hoodie
>he's like dude what the fuck
>smother my hand over his face saying "here's your mask you big guy"
>he accidentally stumbles and falls trying to get my hand off his face
>kick him in the chest
>run out of the restaurant
>>64106704
holy fuck I wasn't ready
I saw Gene Simmons' entourage and tour bus at the JFK Airport Hilton a couple of years ago. They all sat/ate in the hotel bar except for Gene who vanished into the lifts as if by magic the instant he arrived.
>>64101691
me on the left
>>64099707
Why would you do that? really.
>>64100139
kek
>>64103331
Adam Sandler goes to a lot of public places in LA. Met him at a hockey rink in LA (Culver City to be accurate) a few years ago. He didn't try to hide himself while he was watching his daughter skate with bicycle helmet. Dude was even wearing a purple/gold LA Kings jersey. Didn't bother him and no one bothered him the entire time he was there.
>>64105242
I fucking hope it was. But that reaction is too real.
>>64105678
Thats tight anon
you must be in a cool circle
I've never meet anyone but my Dad worked for Carrie Fisher on her one woman show Wishful Drinking.
It led to him eating Chinese food and watching Gladiator with her and another IATSE person in her bedroom in her house. He met her mother too (Debbie Reynolds).
>>64107047
your dad fucked her dude
you dont just eat food and watch gladiators with crazy nympho junkies
I got wasted and hit second base with Daisy Ridley in a mutual friend's birthday party a couple of years ago.I'm black
>>64107069
Have you seen Carrie Fisher dude? I don't believe it. This was before she got the work done for Force Awakens too.
There was also another guy there, and I seriously doubt she could have taken getting double teamed.
My parents are also divorced so I don't know why he wouldn't say something about it if he did too, we're pretty close.
>>64101378
>adam sandler in palmdale
so is he into doing meth, or fucking nasty hookers?
>>64107101
Just ask him then. Women don't just hang out with guys in bedrooms and not fuck them. Unless the guy didn't get the hint.
>Tfw I didnt get the hint with three different girls
>>64107132
Nah, from what he told me she was fucking crazy. She takes a lot of meds and I think she's bi polar?
Isla Fisher gave me the eye once.
>>64099673
I saw Jack Black at Disneyland. We held a gaze for a moment, he was kind of disguised with sunglasses and hat on a cloudy day. Looked like he was there with his wife. I figured he didn't want to be disturbed, so after we made eye contact, I just nodded, and he nodded back as if to say, "thanks for not being a fag"
>>64106500
>6/10
really?
>>64107163
did you give her the dick?
I shit in the taco bell dog's mouth when I worked on the production for those commercials
>>64105242
Nope, not staged. I guess after looking into it, this guy took the picture and is her stalker. It also explains why everyone is terrified.
>>64105032
The right kid looks like she could grow up pretty but her sister is full blown jew goblin.
Being famous would be epic. Youd get to look down on the poor idiots who notice you and be a dick to them if you feel like it
>>64099991
>thinks celebs aren't normal people who just want a quick meal
Who wants to get dressed up and go out for dinner at a fancy restaurant? That's 3 hours min compared to the 5 minute fastfood wait.
Also esp. with little kids.
>>64107220
I wish.
Some no name Australian actress gave me her email once after flirting and then I either forgot to email her or she didnt reply
she didnt want to give me her number because of 'stalkers', i shouldve just told her to get stuffed and forget about it but i was young and spineless
>>64099963
>>64107261
Adam should just hit the drive thru, save himself the trouble
i work at a wine and cheese store in hollywood (psyche major, fml), AMA
>>64107475
why do you want to study and work with mentally ill people for the rest of your life
>>64107225
is this forreal or a literal reddit meme? becuase that's all i got when i did reverse image search on the other pic
>>64107497
i majored in it because it was easy to study while high.
>>64100203
>I walked away and continued with my shopping
You changed most of it, why did you leave this line?
>>64107501
Both.
>tfw going to conventions and seeing celebs in their pens waiting for autograph money
I feel awkward even glancing in their direction, I don't want to make eye contact.
>>64101891
why is every cunt looking at the camera
>>64107662
>everyone eating their meals peacefully
>dude comes in with flashing lights taking pics
>implying you wouldn't be looking either
>>64105032
Why is he pushing around 10 year olds in a stroller?
>>64107683
>implying i eat at places where people take pictures
>>64107699
>I only eat in my basement
>>64100216
>Ridiculous Six
>shitty
Kill yourself, spouter of fashionable opinions.
I was sitting on my couch watching tv one day when out of nowhere brendan fraser wondered in. I just stared at him in disbelief, not quite able to comprehend the spectacle that lay before me. looking the worst for ware, he just sort of stood there as if in a daze, glancing around him in confusion, then at me, then muttering something to himself about wanting a glass of milk, before slowly exiting the room into the hallway
I couldn't even move. he must have found his way out cause when I snapped out of it and went to find him there was no sign of him anywhere. this was slightly before the whole JUST thing blew up too
>>64100847
dude you're a dick.
>>64107722
>>64101891
I like to think this guy tried to sneakily take a pic on his phone but he forgot to turn the flash off, hence everyone looking at him..
>>64099673
Man, I'd in and out her daughter if you know what I mean :)
>>64107402
>food all over his mansion
>maid prob his 2 minor rooms a day
>rots several days
Mind into a rich person. They hire fulltime maids in 6 bredroomers. Think what Billionaire SAndler has with all his jewrats and their friends.
>>64107978
>tfw parents bought a 6 bedroom place
>4 stories
>nobody cleans
its just this big dusty old piece of shit
i will never live in a big house after experiencing that.
I bartend at a hotel in Waikiki and have met a shitload of celebs; tv/movie stars, musicians/rappers, entertainers, athletes.
Most of them are quietly reserved in public but if I worked a smaller venue like the pool bar they'd shoot the shit same as anyone but I made a point of avoiding "shop talk".
>biggest cocksucker
Chris Brown, and his "entourage." Toured here with Bow Wow years ago who, coincidentally, is pretty well adjusted and only brought his mom to the hotel.
>nicest celeb
Randy Orton. Polite as fuck. Loves talking about his family.
>>64108046
I must work low tier. Tons of low key athletes here.
>>64101891
God, any kind of facial piercing on a guy looks so trashy and lame
>>64108023
>spending all your money on a house you can't clean
lol
>>64108181
If they bought it I'm sure they can afford it. Maids aren't expensive. You're buying retard skillls. Only rich people eternal maids.
>>64108181
>>64108253
yeah mum refused to get a maid. shes a crazy feminist and thats why she works and doesnt cook or clean (dad works longer hours, self employed, earns more and cooks)
i think a feminist hiring a maid is like really offensive to them. she hates me and my brother and loves my sister.
>>64108181
I had a couple of roommates who had the same philosophy on dishes.
>The more dishes we have, the less often we'll have to do them!
eureka. Now you have piles of filth you disgusting lazy faggots. I'm not big on sharing the rent anymore.
>>64108181
>>64108253
>>64108313
>>64108495
Maids are minimum wage.
The average maid cleand a house a day 8AM to 1PM.
Thats 3 room, 2.5 bath, kitch, grage/winter.
>>64108495
>I'm not big on sharing the rent anymore.
same. I refuse to rent with roomates. too many hassles.
>>64108179
and yet he's banging chloe
>>64108551
Yeah. Depends on what you want them to do.
I have a maid come in once a week. I do all the daily shit myself (dishes, falcon cage cleaning, etc.) She does all the other crap; scrubs crapper/shower/stove, dusts, mops, cleans the blinds and fans. If there are dishes left she'll do them.
Runs me $45 a week. She takes about 2½ hours. Fair. If I want deep cleaning like steaming my furniture it gets steep but I shell it out every 6 mos or so.
>>64108729
>implying she isn't pure
>going to McDonalds
>willingly acknowledging that Adam Sandler coexists in the same universe
>>64101691
Is that Toto?
If so, why?
I've seen Jon tron in central park. He seemed off so I just said hi and walked away. My life has not been interesting.
>>64108729
theyre just mates
>>64099673
>family
>3 cunnies
Sure Adam
>Be in early teens like right after white chicks came out.
>Be at toys r us
>wtf why is terry crews here
>I go up. "Excuse me, are you terry crews?"
>"yes I am."
>tell him I'm a fan even though i only saw him in white chicks then leave
>Be at vet in early teens
>holy shit jessica alba
>say nothing to her
>Go halloween shopping like last year
>See gwen stefani pushing a baby stroller
>she is shorter than I thought and pretty hot
>say nothing
>Like 2 years ago
>Dining at upscale restaurant in LA with gf
>Jessica alba like 2 tables over
>Still say nothing
And finally the best encounter I've had
>Be young teen kid maybe like 11 or 12 not sure
>Go to beauty pageant
>Find all the girls attractive, but they're all much older than me so I just want to take pictures with them
>most attractive girl is megan fox
>she was actually much more girl-next-door looking before she became a plastic surgery nightmare
>I get a calender with the contestants
>megan fox signs it "Your super cute!" (yes she put your instead of you're)
>still have that calender in storage somewhere collecting dust
Feels good to live in LA, I regularly walk by lesser known actors (I saw so many LOST actors when that show was popular but I could not name any of them now.)
>>64101378
>tfw ive never been to an in and out in my life cuz im born and raised in Chicago
>>64109751
it is immensely overrated
Honestly, I'd rather go to 5 guys or any other burger join over in-n-out
I saw Anthony C Hall coming out of Las Vegas airport in 2005 also in 2014 before he was in Ant-man and was doing House of cards i saw yellow jacket at an airport in eastern canada
>>64109812
Correction Anthony M Hall the c is the guy from dexter
>>64101891
Her expression here is absolutely golden. It's that look of shock or disbelief that someone could be so brazen to take a pic without any sort of permission. The way she forcefully let go of the fork is great too.
>>64110044
shes stunned in the awe of an alpha
that move right there is alpha dgaf as fuck, i dont care if hes a manlet with cystic acne and pee in his pants
I waited in line behind Julia Stiles at an airport Starbucks once. She smelled really nice and was very quiet.
I once met Van Damme in the changing rooms at a 5* spa in Lithuania. He stood on face towels on his tip toes and never removed his sunglasses the entire time while rubbing moisturizer on his face. We exchanged pleasantries he seemed edgy as fuck. I went and sauna'd.
>>64099673
At least get the place right you fucking wanker
>>64110096
You mean scared, not quiet.
Walked past a cafe in Sydney about 5 years ago.
Recognised screen legend of local cinema in brunch style meeting.
He winked at me when he saw I recognised him.
Really made my day.
I sold an 8th of cocaine to Daisy Ridley like 4 years ago. She was super edgy and kind of slutty
>>64107111
Both
>>64107888
Nope, he does it twice
>>64111571
And again...
My friend once asked me if I wanted to go surfing. Of course, why not.
>I'm bringing a friend is that okay?
I don't see why it wouldn't be.
I get to the beach and it's fucking Bruce Willis. Not even fucking joking, I surfed with Bruce Willis. Didn't even really talk about his job or anything, just shot the shit, may have said something along the lines of "Hey man, Die Hard is one of my favorites."
Actually really uneventful.
>>64107552
ya, what did you mean by this?
>>64101180
I'm 5' 2" and even I can see the meats over the counter. Stop taking your frustrations out on those less fortunate.
Was at a first class lounge in JFK
>dude sitting in the corner drinking a beer had the staff coming up to him every few minutes, he must be important
>shit that's Christian bale
>he had a really epic beard
>I left him alone but he was drinking Sam Adams like a pleb
>>64101077
You can tell already she will look like a stereotypical jew that laughs like: "ahhhgnnnnnn ahggggn ahgnnnnnnn"
>>64099870
hello reddit
>>64105032
girl on the left looks like a full blown jew, not the pretty kind
>>64105747
i know that blowjob...
>>64107722
kek
>>64107722
anon on suicide watch
>>64100216
maybe he just likes wearing comfortable shit.
>>64107696
jews
I took a trip to LA a couple weeks ago and walked around Hollywood hoping to see a couple of B-list actors or something. Spent maybe 5-6 hours there and didn't see anyone, which was Linda disappointing. But when I was leaving through the airport I saw Toto on the way to my gate. His owner had him on a leash and it looked like he was drinking baby formula out of a bowl or something, it was a little weird but I didn't think too much of it at the time. I walked over and exchanged pleasantries with the owner and told Toto that I really enjoyed his body of work, and then told the owner (or maybe it was his agent) that Toto seemed really nice irl. I would've stayed longer for an autograph but my stationary was in my bag and I was late for my flight. First time I ever met a celebrity, it was a pretty nice experience.
>>64105032
Kylo Ren on the left
