>Hollywood will eventually remake The Lord of the Rings
>>64099170
They already did.
still waiting for my silmarillion septology
>>64099213
>THE DEFINING CHAPTER
Which one is the defining chapter now?
>>64099170
lord of the rings: all dog cast
:3
>>64099216
>you will never see Hurin's axe smoke black in the ruin of Gothmog's troll guard as he is buried under their severed limbs
JDIMSA
>>64099170
I will personally rape, torture, and kill the family members of those who decided that was to be true in front of them chained up and I'd start executing each one and leave only one left, let that fuck go and have him/her let all of Hollywood (shilltopia) that remaking lotr is not a possibility.
>>64099495
thats hot, can I watch?
>>64099524
Yes, I will also live stream and put hd copies on xhamster after the orgy, desu.
>>64099170
I was literally going to watch fellowship tonight, and then be let down greatly by ROTK
again :(
>>64099560
>RotK
>bad
When will this meme die
>>64099642
it's not that it's bad, it's just that it's nowhere near satisfying as the first two, for me at least.
>>64099333
you don't deserve those trips
>>64099745
>that ending
>not satisfying enough to make up for the entire film
>>64099495
Before or after your mom gets you more hotpockets
>>64099811
I'm not one who wants to sit through 30 minutes of endings.
>>64099378
>this scene
>depressing dor lomin scenes
>turin being a complete fuck up scenes
>filthy jew dwarf mim scenes
>sacking of nargothrond by glaurung
>turin vs glaurung
>Hurins depressing Road to menegroth
>morwen dying in Hurins arm
Literally the potential to be the goat movie
>>64100144
What are you talking about?
They need to remake The Hobbit.
>>64100175
once the ring is destroyed you sit through another 30 minutes of stuff waiting for the movie to end. you have the gay bed romping, the king ceremony, the bar malarkey, the bilbo/frodo sendoff then finally sam going back to his house and stupid kid.
it ended like 5 different times
>>64100153
Agreed, but it's not exactly a tale with a happy ending.
Beren and Luthien has a lot of potential as a movie as well, I think.
>you will never see Finrod Felagund strive with Sauron after murdering werewolves with his barehands
>>64100252
clearly you don't understand the definition of the word "end"
clerks 2 was contrived as fuck and kevin smith is a hack, faggot
>>64100360
nah, i just got up and left after the ring is destroyed. i do the same with the bluray friend
>>64100252
>Bringing closure to each characters arc
Are you seriously complaining about tying up loose ends? Would you rather everything was just left in the air with no conclusion... "They destroyed the ring and lived happily ever after"
You're a pleb mate
>>64099844
after of course.
Oh god no. Pls no more.
How long until the Jews at Disney buy the rights to this and fuck it up?
>>64100717
i'm saying i don't need 3 minutes of hobbits gaying up a bed and making out in a fucking bar.
>>64099213
>howtorapeagoodbook.jpg
>>64100252
>>64100528
>>64100849
Found the teenage Ameriburger trying to fit in.
>>64100882
stay mad, fellowship > rotk
>>64099495
No you wont.
>>64100965
>Oh n-n-no! He found out I was a teenage ameriburger!!! Let me pretend he's m-m-mad
Stay mad, ameriburger.
>>64099170
>tfw when they do remake it you won't be able to see itbecause you'll be dead
