Torrenting this right now.
What am I in for?
Nice outfits and good music.
I remember that in like 2008 Armie Hammer was almost cast as Batman in a Justice League movie that never went forward. He was not known at that time either.
Just saying.
Campy but in a good way.
A fun movienot enough male nudity
>>64095148
best flick of 2015
>tfw it flopped
>>64095148
It was a good flick but it had a shitty ending
>>64095148
fun times
>>64095148
there are two kinds of movies you torrent: those you keep and those you delete after you watch them once. This one is a deleter.
nice flick, too handholdy for my tastes though.
>>64095148
guy ritchie is a try hard who just can't pull off whatever style he's trying to achieve
>>64095883
>deleting art
>>64095148
the most boring "action" film you'll ever see. I remember watching this thing for about an hour, and then they get to a part where they're going to infiltrate the enemy base, and they're all gearing up to invade, and you get ready for a big action scene, but then they do a quick montage of people running and it's over.
It's a comedy but all the jokes fall flat. Like there's a scene where Superman eats a sandwich in a truck while listening to music for five minutes, and it's supposed to be funny because he isn't helping his partner, but you're just watching this guy eat a sandwich for five minutes.
There's also a torture scene, and usually torture scenes get me, but it's the most boring torture scene ever. I didn't even feel a little squeemish watching it.
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>>64095148
An enjoyable movie with average acting
>>64095148
Fines up to $250,000 and 5 years in prison.
>>64095148
just watched it op
i think its supposed to be a kids film?
there are a few bits where they cut out a section or jump to someone else so you can't hear part of a conversation and then its supposed to be some big mystery what was said but its glaringly obvious what has happened and then about 30 seconds later they reshow the part you didn't get to see and its supposed to be a big shock but its just tedious.
happens at least 3 times.
>>64095971
agreed. who makes a packed lunch and leaves it in the truck the night before they go to work?
torture was kind of dumb. like here is a photo album of all the horrible things i dun with all eyeballs and stuff in black and white that isn't readily apparent exactly what you are looking at and then he says this page is for you but he juts gives him an electric shock? like thats his whole torture, electrocution? what a fucking waste of colour photographs and an album. yes he goes for pliers but only when the shocker breaks down.
>tfw your household has multiple copies because people in your family thought each other would like it
>>64096247
I don't live in the US.
Get fucked.
>>64095971
This is a really good summary of the movie.
>>64095971
>Like there's a scene where Superman eats a sandwich in a truck while listening to music for five minutes, and it's supposed to be funny because he isn't helping his partner, but you're just watching this guy eat a sandwich for five minutes.
No, it was funny. There's a reason you're alone and will die that way.
Sexy ex machina robot lady getting drunk and trying to rape a man.
>>64095148
It's completely passé. A walk down memory lane to times where beautiful people are trying to stop the uglies from wreaking mindless havoc upon the world.
It does have 2 saving graces. First, Hugh Grant, who may have found a 2nd wind in his career. Mainly though, pic related. She's put in the uncomfortable position of having to share the screen with 2 of the prettiest human men you're likely to see (no homo, mostly) and yet I couldn't take my eyes off of picrelated. Good god damn, that is one desirable woman.
I was intimidated by how handsome everyone was.
Made me feel really shitty about myself.
>>64096739
>you will never check that her tracker is enabled
>>64095883
> My opinions are shit
Yeah ignore that guy
>>64095971
> It's a comedy but all the jokes fall flat. Like there's a scene where Superman eats a sandwich in a truck while listening to music for five minutes, and it's supposed to be funny because he isn't helping his partner, but you're just watching this guy eat a sandwich for five minutes.
Maybe you have shit taste? Everyone in my theater found it funny, but I'm assuming they also aren't buzzkills who hate life
>>64095946
>referring to a flick as art
>>64096739
>It's completely passé.
WTF does that even mean. YOU don't even know what that means, do you?
"HG Wells used to be so cool. There was a time when steam powered tripod machines marching down the street were all the rage. But now, they're passe. People have moved on to four legged robots."
>>64095148
A fun film and Henry Cavill's attempt at an American accent.
>>64095148
A movie where Superman and Batman team up after fighting at first with the help of a woman.
>>64096739
is she this qt in real life? I mean, watching the movie I was like, there's no fucking way she is this qt but there it is
it's not even just the looks, the way she talks and acts and the little things she does in this movie, just, goddamn it's ridiculous
>>64096908
I know we're in Murka o'clock but that doesn't mean everyone here is an imbecile such as yourself that doesn't know any language other than his own, let alone how to employ certain words that your (more intellectually apt) countrymen have borrowed, in this case, from the french.
In reference to this movie, it's applicable in the sense that it almost completely mimics the fashion of a 70's Bond movie, ignoring (however purposely) the advances made by subsequent spy movies in the following 40 years. It is trying to impersonate a product of another age, one you've seen it before, adding no merit of its own. It is passé.
>>64097383
Yeah, there were plenty of Cold War spy movies that had the Yanks teaming up with the Russkis.
I'm going to sit here waiting for you to name even one of them.
>>64097060
She looked pretty much 9/10 in Ex Machina but in this she really blows the scale to kingdom come. I thought it might be the impeccable wardrobe or makeup but you're right, those little things -like say the scene where she's drunk and messing with the russian- add up to something else. Call me a teenager but I do believe I developed a crush.
WEBMS WHERE?
>>64095148
A heckin' fun time.
>>64095148
generic shit uk movie
>>64096264
we'll still get you faggot. america runs all countries now
>>64097507
>Implying a character's background has any bearing on what I accused the movie of
But for argument's sake, here.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076752/
Now stop showing everybody how incredibly ignorant you are.
>>64097603
...Except Syria, Israel and Saudi Arabia.
>tfw no giantess gf
>>64095148
>What am I in for?
The worst Guy Ritchie's movie. Pretty sets and costumes, one good action scene, boredom, unfunny lines and general disappointment.
I'm surprised Cavill isn't in more movies, he's a good actor.
At least he didn't fuck his shit up as much as Hammer.
>>64095148
It was alright. I like Cold War settings for spy movies. Its kind of why I liked Archer.
>>64097660
>6'3"
Jesus Christ, I'm eye level with her pussy.
>"Hey, pussy, how you doing?"
>"Not too bad, except I'm about to eat you alive without any teeth!"
>"Well, let's get started then, shall we?"
>>64097790
Cringiest post I've read in years
>>64097865
Your mom didn't cringe even when I ate her love-box up without even bending my knees.
>you're dad knows
