>8 movies of youths having magnificent adventures
>ends with miserable, alcoholic looking middle aged losers having to deal with their ugly ginger children
What did they mean by this?
That its the circle of life, its shit.
JUST
>>64093775
They're British. They all age like milk.
>>64093775
Oh for fucksake. I never saw Deathly Hallows. They kept that dogshit epilogue that added nothing?
>>64094029
>>64093775
Harry and Hermione standing closer together because by this time they've been having an affair for a while. Next kids gonna pop out not ginger.
>>64093775
>wake me up inside
on everyone's faces
At least Luna aged well
>>64093775
The only good thing about Harry Potter was all the lesbian fanfiction it inspired.
>>64094045
Never thought she was pretty. But...
>>64093775
The should have just cgi'd it. The actors could be used as base models for both their kids and their older selfs.
>>64094139
Oh my
Didn't Rowling admit the epilogue was a mistake?
>>64094582
Would you love her good, anon?
>>64094693
I heard that she regretted not pairing Harry with Hermione
>>64094693
we're going to need Disney to give us a few more movies to explain
>>64094729
She is a fucking retard...
>>64094729
Yeah. Ron should have fucked Harry's wife.
>>64094721
>that miles long BDSM fanfic starring Luna
>>64094693
The entire series was a mistake, seriously it was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>64094749
underrated post
>Justin "The Bieber" Potter
>>64094821
>Don Quixote
>God tier
it's funny, because academics actually agree it's not too great a book, but it is historically extremely relevant because of the few books preserved from that time.
>>64094821
>The Stranger
>Anything by Ayn Rand
>All those high school english books
>God-tier
B8
>>64093890
>marries hermione
>JUST
ur an idiot m8
>>64094693
She's called everything a mistake
She's suddenly started parroting people who say Hermione could be black, even though she definitely fucking isn't and is stated to be white a good few times
Rowling has given into the pressure of tween fans and has called everything they don't like a mistake
>>64093775
>British
How is it possible for a people to be so disgustingly repulsive?
>>64094904
opinion discarded
>>64094942
Black Hermione makes my dick hard famu...
>>64094938
>marrying a feminist
his life is literally over
>>64094938
>marrying le independent womyn who don't need no man and is smarter than everybody and the bestest wizard ever
>and she's not even very attractive
>>64094978
>goes on baiting
-1/10
>>64095049
oh wow I thought I was the only one on /tv/ who thought she was kinda meh looking. qt, but meh.
>>64094904
Don Quixote is the best book on that image
>>64095049
Her character was literally just supposed to be a nerd. Do you mean to tell me a nerd at magic school wouldn't be hot shit at magic?
>>64095080
I mean I can get people thinking she's attractive, but some kind of sex symbol? She's got no curves of any kind, she's plain as can be.
Pretty sure Harry would still be a suave alpha if he stayed single and didn't allow himself to get cucked with a shit girl.
>>64094808
Link?
Are you guys looking forward to the hairy potter tv show on syfy next month?
>>64095102
I always thought the scientific approach they made to magic was some bullshit, honestly. Memorizing the magic words sure, but I remember a lot of the spells being explained as "you have to feel a certain emotion or type of memory when you cast it."
Seems like being a nerd who studies all day wouldn't mean shit when it comes to actually casting the spells in the moment. Like the force. Potions and shit sure, but the casting itself no.
>>64094821
>BLOOMED
>>64094938
>marries hermione
In what universe is that a good thing?
>>64095161
google Mad Snorcacks and Englishmen, it should be on adultfanfiction
>>64095226
Is there a Harry Potter equivalent of midichlorians?
>>64095226
I'm not arguing that it's the epitome of writing, but I feel like Rowling kinda just started with the idea of her being a nerd/know it all at this magic school and translated that into doing all this magic shit well for good grades.
>>64095181
I'm not from tumblr so no
>>64094904
Not true but that's one of the reasons it's considered important, as well as the fact that it has been super important to cultures from there on out
Moron, go back to /lit/ with your hivemind
>>64095280
Probably. Being a wizard is genetic if I remember right. That was Hermione's big character thing, she wasn't full wizard. Which if anything should mean she would be worse at magic than most other people.
>>64095338
Yes true, I've been told so by philologists in Spain. And being important doesn't make it a good book.
>>64095391
But it wouldn't necessarily be hereditary, otherwise there couldn't be wizards from two muggle parents with no wizard ancestry. Also there's squibs.
>>64095280
Black Hermione
>>64095391
Nah, Hermione wad full muggle.
