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>"Raeh" on the helmet What does it mean?
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>"Raeh" on the helmet
What does it mean?
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What a dummy, she can't even spell
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Who cares. Show that qt webm of her eating
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>>64091671
Am I blind?
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>>64091671
that was the qtest moment...i hope Luke buys her a couple of twilek hookers in Episode8.
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>>64091671
>literally anakin's hemlet
POETRY
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>>64091671
The Star Wars universe doesn't use our alphabet.
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>>64091840
>the moment she tilts her head
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>>64091810
dude what. That is Luke's helmet from A New Hope. The color is faded tho.
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>>64091817
It's in Aurebesh
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>>64091840
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>>64091671
>>64091840

>>"Raeh" on the helmet

wat
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>>64091931
>this nigga doesn't know Aurebesh
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>>64091671
No idea.

Not sure if canon though.
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>>64091671
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She chews like an ape.
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>>64091671
Rey is a cute.
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>>64091840
Was it autism?
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>>64091671
she looked fucking exactly like Jake Lloyd in that helmet

was that pottery deliberate?

was jorge secretly behind TFA?
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>>64091671
It shows the name came from the helmet and isn't her real name. I guess it's evidence for mind wipe shit, an 5-8 year old would know their own name.
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>>64092053

if you ever spend time with another human being you'd know how people chew
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A CUTE

C
U
T
E
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>>64091671
Rey a shit
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>>64092428
ure dead kiddo
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>>64091840
>chewing with your mouth open

This isn't cute you fucking retards, it's disgusting.
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>>64092010
>basing a fake alphabet this heavily off of Greek
Lmfao
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>>64092010
Where is the x? or a? or b?

How can they have x wings?

Plothole?
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>>64092479
>alone in the middle of a desert
>not chewing with mouth open

stay prude
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>>64092428
DELETE THIS!
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>>64092574
Well, fuck. I won't sleep tonight.
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Anyone else disappointed the QWOD JUMPAH was shown but not used?
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>>64092462
prove him wrong faggot
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>Acts like a kid one scene
>Defeats a sith in another
>Barely survives collecting scrap metal
>But is an outstanding pilot mechanic fighter marksman jedi master
A

SHIT
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>>64092782
>PROVE THE SKY IS BLUE
>PROVE WATER IS WET
How bout you suck my balls, champ
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>TFW no Mary Sue GF
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>>64092793
Yeah, it's confusing when people are not 2dimensional.
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>>64092299
Jew Jew Binks literally only knows how to make poetry. See Star Trek for reference.
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So is she the new Maisie Williams? A fugly girl everyone pretends is attractive for some reason?
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>>64092932
rey is literally the most two dimensional main character in a star wars film. she's a stronk independent woman who dont need no man and has big dreams and is incredible at everything she attempts

wow look at that depth. can you name a single point in the movie where she fails at something

even anakin had more depth
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>>64092999
>stronk
>last shot is of her almost crying and begging for Luke's help
>big dreams
She just wanted to go back to Jakku
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>>64092522
A B Γ Δ Ε Ζ Η Θ Ι Κ Λ Μ Ν Ξ Ο Π Ρ Σ Τ Χ Ψ Ω
Nigga what? I can only see 3 similar letters.
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>>64092999
>can you name a single point in the movie where she fails at something

Yep. When she release the monsters on Han's freighter. She just wanted to close two doors.

Or, you know, when she freaked out after touching Analkin's lightsaber. She run away, gets captured by Kylo Ren, Finn decides to save her. End of the movie, Han is dead and Finn is in a coma. Just because she ran away too far.
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>>64092823
>Poster found stuck on the wall of an old temple on Rakata Prime
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>>64092976
There are literally loads of fugly celebs people find attractive, like man-face Thorne. People have different tastes, what can you do.
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I'll watch her with interest.
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>>64093054
>She just wanted to go back to Jakku
She just wanted her family to come back.
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>>64093248
those are some shit feet
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>>64093211
thats a man baby
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>>64092574
x-wing and b-wing etc are just 'translations', like how LotR is a translation
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>>64092053
she chews like a uwot m8
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I don't know, why would you put HEAR on the ear portion of a helmet that probably contains some kind of radio equipment? The same generic logic behind hazard stripes in different places I guess.
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>>64091840
Jess is cuter
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>>64093289
Translation of what?
It is shaped like an x yet they have never heard of x or have an x symbol in their library.
It's a mammoth plothole.
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>>64092793
Lets be fair here, she only defeated Kylo because Finn injured him, which was only possible because Chewie crippled him previously.
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>>64093353
But them speaking english didn't bother you?
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>>64093354
Which was only possible because killing Han took a bigger emmotional toll than expected.

Defeating Kylo Ren was a team effort.
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>>64092574

F U C K

U

C

K
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>>64093385
Like when goku beat that guy because everyone gave up their energy for his spirit bomb?
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>>64093327
>asians
>cute
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It clearly says NVY, we just have to find out who that is
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reminder, she's not luke's daughter.
she was part of the jedis luke was training and ren killed most of them but luke managed to hide a few, including rey. we'll probably get more jedis in the next movie
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>>64093353
They've been crosswings this entire time!
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>>64093379
No, not at all.
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>>64093483
Lukes daughter already confirmed by Disney TFA game.

Ren calls her "cousin".
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>>64093379

Not the same dude: that's different.

X describes the wing shape, but there's no 'x' or anything shaped like it.
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>>64092010
Good, the special characters are still canon

Here, have some numbers

>>64093505
No, he says Curses
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>>64093483
doesn't fit since Rei and Ren are rougly the same age
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>>64093483
>she was part of the jedis luke was training and ren killed most of them but luke managed to hide a few, including rey. we'll probably get more jedis in the next movie

Will they all find lightsabers that give them glimpses of another time and place too?
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>>64093550

there's a nine year irl age gap
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>>64093530
>>64092010
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dosmit_R%C3%A6h

boys
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>>64093435
The comparison is not that bad.
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>>64093483
>in the last movie, it turns out Rey, Poe, and Finn are Jedi
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>>64093582
they can touch luke's
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>>64093617
yeah but how old was Rei in that flashback? 5-7 maybe? Ren going dark side in the middle of his teens doesn't fit
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There's a part in the movie where raeh is cleaning her salvaged pieces of metal. We see her really into scrubbing the piece and its implied that she does her thinking while doing so the way a wage worker thinks while doing manual labor. We then see her glance at the old lady in front of her working across her booth. We see raehs face as she drinks a moment of reality. The old woman across from her working is now a mirror of the future if her life doesn't change for the better.
Later we see raeh, with bb8, back to the vendor to trade some scraps metal for food. The vendor offers a great amount of food for the droid and you can see the look on raehs face that she almost took the trade but then its implied that as she looked back at the droid she thought about the old woman working at the booth in front of her.

I liked that and I didn't catch it until my third time watching it.
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>>64093652
So perhaps she took the name from the helmet?
What other secrets does the visual dictionary possess?
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>>64093676
Like poetry
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>>64093652
Well then, either she named herself after this helmet, or she keep the helmet because it sounds like her name.
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>every waifu is named Rei/Rey
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>>64093689
Oh hey that's neat. I didn't think about that. Good catch.

I sort of wish we could tell what the robo-jawa said though. Hahaha! "No slackin' bitch!"
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>>64093755
>rei
>waifu
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>>64093783
It's just something that points out she isn't one dimensional. Those subtle things are part of the characters arc.
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>>64093755
>liking NGE
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>>64093717
what kind of lightsabers are those?
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>>64091671
>Raeh
Sounds jewish
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>>64091840

This was the best scene in the movie.

This version of Rey--playful, innocent, fun--seems way different than the Rey in the rest of the movie--Mary Sue, serious, guarded.

Am I wrong? Of did you sense that, too?
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>>64092609
lel
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>>64093689
>>64093783
>>64093817
Also I'm trying to find the meaning of the dieing flower in her home and what it symbolizes.
The front just means that it's not suitable for a flower to blossom in a desert location.

Is water a luxury in jaku?
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>>64093857
>The name Raeh is of Hebrew origin.
>The meaning of Raeh is "ewe, female sheep".
What could it mean?
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>>64093676
this would be so fucking amazing
but i dont think its possible
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>>64093814
>>64093831
REI IS LIFE
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>>64093689
>I liked that and I didn't catch it until my third time watching it.
Are you retarded maybe? They hit you on the nose with that shit.
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>>64092609
Enjoy your gas, you little dweeb.
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>>64093676
>Star Wars Episode IX: The Re-return of the Jedi
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>>64094014
I was hyped the first time and the second time I was doing lines.

>>64093940
See >>64093689
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>>64093687
>Ren going dark side in the middle of his teens doesn't fit
I don't even...
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>>64093966
It's out of place in a desert.
Just like her on this planet.
She doesn't really belong here.
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>>64093842
big ones
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>>64093966
>Is water a luxury in jaku?
From what we see its a pretty desolate planet. They show moisture vaperators in a few scenes. But they also have a giant pig trough.
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>>64094090
She would resemble more of a cactus but I see your point.
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>>64093940

Agree 100% desu senpai San kun
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>>64093687
>Ren going dark side in the middle of his teens doesn't fit

For argument's sake let's say he was 17. That'd make flashback Rey 8, ASSUMING that she was left on the planet around the same time Ren slaughtered the would-be Jedi. If you actually think about it though, she may have been sent away as soon as Ben was seduced by Snoke, before he came back to slaughter anyone.
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>>64094083
>I was hyped the first time and the second time I was doing lines.
Ah I see. I went with low expectations and with a investigative eye. Thought it had problems, but think it's good.
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>>64094096
for you
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>>64091711
She is a woman
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>>64093783
>I sort of wish we could tell what the robo-jawa said though.

WHY WERE THERE NO SUBTITLED ALIENS?

ALL THE SUBTITLED ALIEN LANGUAGES WERE SPOKEN BY HUMANS LIKE KANJIKLUB AND HOT PIRATE BITCH!
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Did anyone catch the rivalry between ren and that general ginger?
They gave each other looks and shit during the smoke scene and wouldn't be caught dead in the same ship for a length of time. At the second scene with snoke, an unmasked ren for a second looked back to see who was talking and immediately turned back around when he saw it was general ginger walking into the chamber. Like he was embarrassed or something.

What's up with that?
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>>64093676

If we find out Poe is an orphan like Rey and Finn it's almost guaranteed.
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>>64094260
Are asian guys alien enough ?
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>>64094319

Not unless their mouths look like vaginas!!!
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>>64093353
>I don't know what a plothole is
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>>64094271

Tarkin/Vader mark 2.
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>>64094287
Poe struck me as someone who joined because he was related to wedge or something. Like he had a family or something that has tradition. He seems pretty high up the chain for leia to trust him at a young age. And when I mean young I mean like 30 or something.
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If you don't love Rey, you're a moof-milker
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>>64094380
Tarkin and Vader respected each other.
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>>64094383

there are comics about his parents but i don't know anything about them other than that there was a "Force tree" near his home on Yavin
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>>64094207
same, i didn't give a shit about spoilers so i read a bunch about it before going. it was actually alright, i expected it to be much worse
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>>64094380
Except Vader and Tarkin respected each other.
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>>64094430

And Vader didn't throw tantrums. Like I said, mark 2.
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>>64094271
One is the general, I guess, and the other is the Sith apprentice. I guess they're sort of vying for power since they're at similar positions in the Order.
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>>64094271
>Did anyone catch the rivalry between ren and that general ginger?

Everyone that watched the movie.

>>64094271
>What's up with that?

Holy shit I remember your dumbass shitposting with this a couple days ago. "What's up with that?" Your local cinema may have autism friendly screenings.
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>>64092574
>x-wings are a-wings
>a-wings are x-wings
>b-wings are t-wings (really htf do they look like a b anyways)
>y-wings are y-wings
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>>64094271
It's just a continuation of believe that the Force is a hokey religion. Snoke is always referred to as "Supreme Leader" so his connection to Ren isn't as flagrant as the Emperor's and Vader's. As far as Hux can tell, the "Jedi" died a second time after the "Sith" fucked up the Empire.
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>>64094271
yeah it was obvious
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>>64093327
>tfw the few fics that are dropping have Rey losing her spagetti all over her and Finn and Poe being OTP.
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>>64094524
>really htf do they look like a b anyways)
Orient the craft so that you can see the cockpit on the bottom and the s-foil going up. It's the way they fly until the deploy the s-foil and the main wing rotates around the cockpit.
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>>64093506
Maybe the shape itself is an X shape in their universe but the name just doesn't come from a letter in their alphabet like it does ours? Maybe if they made a ship with a square wing they'd call it a ▄-wing.
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>>64094586
DFCs are a thing
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>>64094485
Does everyone see this anon triggered? What's up with that?

>>64094556
I didn't point out it was obvious. I pointed out that the looks they gave each other and them keeping a distance from each other unless after direct orders to interact wasn't explained at all.
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how is her foot game?
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>>64094586
She just keeps getting better
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>>64091840

>she will never chomp on my dick

JUST FORCE PUSH ME INTO A TREE BRANCH ALREADY!
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>>64094719
If you're gay
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>>64094732
White-trashy feet.
Ban all star tattoos.
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>>64094727
>wasn't explained at all.

Im telling you, bring Mommy to the autism screening, you can ask her questions as it goes along without being shushed.
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>>64094756
>not Force chocking your balls while she pees in your mouth
Why even live?
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>>64094760

Ugh, what is it with this? Women have varied body types, and men have varied tastes. I wouldn't fuck Christina Hendricks and I'd be all over Daisy Ridley. Each to their own.
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>>64093842
Two blue ones and a green
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>>64094627
Still more of an i-wing
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>>64094770
I would go but its sold out. Like your mom.
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>>64094727
He's triggered because you are acting like the simplest of things are great revelations. You're probably the same retard who was acting like Rey seeing the old woman was subtle and nobody else caught it

You may not be from reddit but it's where you belong. Seriously, not memeing here you would enjoy that site better
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>>64093717
Oscars' expression... What is it trying to convey?
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>>64094846
From the side, not the front, genius.
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>>64091840
how the fuck can girls make eating cute?
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>>64095001
Being from Reddit is a meme. I can't take your post seriously.
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>>64095039
"I stuck it in Carrie Fisher.. better late than never!"
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>>64092574
High galactic alphabet.
Google it
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>>64091840
>tfw no qt big chompers Brit gf
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>has a Rebel pilot helmet with her name on it
>has a doll dressed in a Rebel pilot jumpsuit

Her father or parents were affiliated with the Rebels and left tokens for her to remember them by
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>>64091873
He is her father. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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>>64095294
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>>64095408
"her father"

Wait, what's up with that?
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>>64095423
hhnnngg 2qt4me
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>>64095423
mmm
i bet her hair smells like vidal sassoon
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>>64093211
She's hot and has perfect armpits, calm down nigga
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>>64094260
Yeah! Hopefully they will change this a little bit. I think it supposed to be consistent with the fact that you couldn't understand Jawas and Sand People in the OT.
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>>64095601
You see, there's someone for everyone. People have different tastes.
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>>64095601
Like some other guy said

thats a man baby
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>>64095912
Nothing wrong with a qt feminine dick anon.
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>>64095525
Just wait. Luke is Rey's dad. Luke fucks Leia and has super force incest baby.
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>>64093093
>A B Ε Ζ Η Ι Κ Μ Ν Ο Ρ Τ Χ
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Translates to 'c.uck'
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>>64091761
>>64091885
>>64091931
>>64091993
>>64092010
>There are people on /tv/ right now who can't read aurebesh
Stay scrubs,faggotinos
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>>64093708
It mentions that they recovered Luke's lightsaber from cloud city, that's something the autists are screaming about
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>>64092010
how would it be written?
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>>64099048
op u could've gotten a better angle
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>>64091671
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>>64099317
when an autistic loser is THIS MAD over a space fantasy action flick it really undermines his entire "argument". That is some straight into the trash level nerdrage.
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A CUTE
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>>64091840
W-what part is this?
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>>64093483
I kinda hope she isn't his daughter. Maybe pull some character development when she has to deal with the disappointment.


If the OT was "I am your father", let this round be "I am not your father".
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>>64091730
yes this
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>>64093831
>not liking NGE
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>>64100593
Right after she sold some scrap to be big "portions"-alien and she went home to eat dinner.
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>>64102728
>to be
to the*
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Episode VIII:
>Luke duels Ren
>Has him beat
>"Snoke never told you about your father."
>"He told me enough. He told me to kill him"
>"No, Kylo, I am you're father."
>"Nnnnooooooo!!!!"

Luke should have been celibate but cream pied NotMara Jade and had Kylo. After watching Game of Thrones, Luke has Han and Leia raise Jon Ren since he's gotta go do goofy Jedi shit and they were a stable married couple. It was also a good fit since they had a daughter at the time, Rey.

something something THE FORCE something

....and Kylo becomes hardcore despite his father not letting him and they mind wipe rey and dump her on NotTatooine
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>>64102728
that insta-bread looked tasty too
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>>64094586
>those perfect nipples

I didn't want to fall in love with an ayy, you fuck.
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>>64093652
why they have same Names?
Raeh
Rey
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>>64095525

>she touches the lightsaber that belonged to Luke and Vader and it triggers a vision of Luke (blood relation tying their fates together and the Force showing it to her?)
>she's a natural pilot and mechanic like Anakin
>she's powerfully intuitive with the Force like Anakin
>we don't know who Rey's parents are, but the flashback to her being left on Jakku implies it will be explained more later because her family's identity is significant

There are plenty of signs. Plus it would simply be appropriate to have the two grandkids of Darth Vader duking it out. Luke probably fucked some bitch and got her pregnant without realizing it and it will be revealed next movie.
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>>64093483
Luke is a Jedi, getting pussy is forbidden by the code unless he changed that rule after remaking the order. Also Luke would not have risked it after discovering what feelings like those made to Anakin.

Remember the "father and daughter moments" Rey and Han shared in the Millenium Falcon that everybody was talking about?
Also how did she know everything about the Falcon immediately?

Didn't Han and Leia Have twins? They could’ve dropped her off in secret at Luke's request to keep her away from her brother after he killed all of Luke’s padawans. Let’s keep in mind the actors who play Ben Solo (Kylo Ren) and Rey are 32 and 23 respectively so they could’ve kept her birth a secret from Ben.

We don’t know exactly when Ben turned to the dark side.

The only way she can be force sensitive is being Leia's daughter. I know there are lots of force sensitive beings, it’s not only passed down genetically, but they don’t know it until they’re told, that’s why there were others under Luke’s training. BUT Han says that after one of his Jedi went crazy he took it personally so he vanished. That was Ben murdering all of Luke’s students like stated before.
That would leave only him and Luke/Leia's child to be KNOWN force sensitive beings (Although I already said I believe Luke stood for the Jedi code and never had kids).

I find it hard to believe that she’s Obi Wan’s granddaughter. Knowing Kenobi, he’d also stick to the Jedi Code even when he was living in exile.

So in my eyes Rey is Han's Daughter, she witnessed her brother murder their father which makes that scene even more fucked up.

>Also fuck you Harrison Ford for forcing Han's death.

The only thing that’s left to discover is how she got separated from her family and how she ended up in Jakku.
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>>64094383

hes like 33 or something
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>>64099561
>>64099561
As soon as I saw those tentacle things, all I could think about was all of the porn that would be drawn of them.
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>>64096298
You're close but a little off.

Luke is actually Kylo's father. This is why he looks like a late generation Spanish king.
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>>64102997
wat
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>>64102997
>Makes sense
or
>Speculating too hard

It's a 50%-50%
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>>64103105

I can imagine the pottery of the scene now:

Luke: Han Solo never told you the truth about your father.

Kylo: He WAS my father! That's why I had to kill him!

Luke: No, Ben. I am your father!
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>>64091840
Nom-Nom-Nom...
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>>64103347
>there are people on /tv/, not reddit, who actually think this is a clever witty original thing to post
>i-i-i-it's going to be just like empire h-he's going to be his secret father *drool landing on t-shirt*
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>Finn gets fucking railroaded by TR-8R, a lone, run of the mill stormtrooper
>Would be dead if not for Han

>but a day later he can fight almost on par with Kylo, a jedi with at least modest training in lightsaber and force combat, enough so that he manages to wound him

What a dumb plot contrivance.
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>>64102997
This has to be canon or I'm fucking killing somebody
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>>64103389
>a lone, run of the mill stormtrooper
yeah right, did you see his fucking weapon
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>>64103372

It's a joke, m8. Calm down.
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>>64103372
/tv/ is reddit.
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>>64103460
>gets blown the fuck out
>i-it's just a joke.. *bites lip and holds back tears*
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>>64103444

Ok so maybe he's above average. Definitely some kind of top cheese trooper.

Doesn't explain why he can hold his ground in any right vs Kylo, wound or not.
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>>64093981
Raeh-el is Rachel, ewe of God, wife of Jacob.

So she marries the dude from the Island?
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>>64102997
Rey was old enough when abandoned on Jakku to have already been named "Rey" by her parents, she probably didn't name herself or anything.

Han doesn't express any kind of surprise or "oh, that's my daughter's name!" reaction when Rey first tells him her name.
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>>64103372

Are you literally retarded?
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>>64103504
I can tell you are, since you think making a joke that rehashing the "I am your father" scene word for word is somehow original unique comedy that preteen girls aren't doing on Facebook as we speak.
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>>64099561

>INB4 she suffers like jake lloyd did and people send her mary sue tweets on twitter and to her email and send her porn of her being a mary sue
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Yeah dude, why is it so fucking cute, its amazing idk what it does to me.
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>>64102997
>mfw

>>64103499
I don't think she would've been allowed to keep her original name if she was dropped off.
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>>64092999
>blood relative of the strongest force users in the fiction
>good at most things she attempts
Curious
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>>64091840
>eating with your mouth open

fucking americans
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>>64103573
Luke was too and he fucked up all the time.
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>>64091840
>23 year old acting like a 6 year old
how do you handle the cringes?
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>>64102997
Why is this not getting more replies? I NEED MORE OPINIONS ON THIS FAGGIT'S POST, DAMMIT
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>>64103645
I stopped at "getting pussy is forbidden" because that's irrelevant outdated prequel garbage that has no bearing on real Star Wars movies.
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>>64103622
She's been abandoned on some planet since she was five. She's emotionally stunted and has little concept of manners.
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>>64103672
And it's adorable.
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>>64103661
>Implying the prequels aren't Star Wars

Even the animated series is canon now, motherfucker.
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>>64103389
>>64103492

He's not really holding his own against Kylo in any real sense, though. Kylo is clearly not trying his hardest. First of all, he pretty easily backs Finn into a corner multiple times despite being wounded and distracted, and he's clearly not fighting in top form because he's walking around and spinning his lightsaber in his hands the whole time, like he doesn't want to waste his energy on Finn. Then when Kylo turns his back and Finn finally gets a hit on him, he's instantly pissed, disarms Finn immediately, and strikes him with a near-fatal blow.

When Kylo fights Rey he actually focuses on the fight the whole time. No pacing, no spinning/flourishing his lightsaber, he's focused and trying to win. SHE actually stood toe to toe with him.

Finn just held his own against an annoyed Kylo who wasn't fully trying until the moment he got hit, at which point the fight is INSTANTLY over. Kylo allowed the fight to go on as long as it did because he wasn't really trying until the end.
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>>64103696
>taking george "thrown in the disney trash" lucas's words on what's canon anymore seriously
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>>64091873
Shit nigger good observation
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the new helmets in VII look stupid
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>>64093940
It was one of the most annoying

I dont care to watch this bitch eat like a hog for ten minutes, get to the point.. You notice with Finn and Pilotguy they got right down to business, with Rey theres all this cringey deliberation because "muh Skywalker legacy"
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>>64103701
this

yet again you dumb niggers need to watch the movie and pay attention this time
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>>64103533

I was mocking that anon's assertion of the possibility because that would be a fucking stupid scene and a stupid twist. Or did you think I said "pottery" to show how serious I was being?
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>>64103750
No one cares what basementdwellers want.
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>>64102997
And we're supposed to wait until 201? to find out if this is true? Ducking goddamn shit.
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>>64103780
only basement dwellers think she's cute tbr lad, she's the most obvious girlpower bait ive seen in a while, but she has potential
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>>64103389
>but a day later he can fight almost on par with Kylo
I bet you think Luke was on par with Vader in Empire too. Go find the webm of the cam rip, it's not what happens at all.
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>>64102997
This. Luke being her father is too predictable.
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>>64093940

it's to show she is an anti-social NEET, just like us
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>>64093940
She was cute the whole movie.
>that wide eyed awe when she meets Han
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Raeh is how her name is spelt.

Not sure where all you idiots got Rey from. Is it because your american?
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>>64092999
She's illiterate and wears space diapers
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>>64091817

Is in AUREBESH you fuck. It says RHAE... (REY). This means her real name is not yet revealed.
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>>64105146

Her real name is Lucy Skywalker
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She wrote her name on the helmet

WOW HOLY FUCK
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>>64091873
It's not the same helmet and it's pretty standard.
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will somebody please post the webm of her stomping Kylo?
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>>64094380
Idk if they "respected" each other, but tarkin deff knew Vader would fuck his shit up without hesitation. Ginger (along with everyone else) knows thaft a that kind of power is what ren desperately wishes he could achieve. he knows kaylo is a bratty posure who throws temper tantrums and he thinks it's pathetic.
I kinda like it
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>>64091730
hey i've not seen this one
POST
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>>64105414
So Rey isnt actually spelled Rey?
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Daisy a cute
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>>64091671
So Kylo gets to tap that in 8, right?
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>>64105260

Nah, is Padme Skywalker
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>>64091840
This is the character she should have been: childlike wonder and innocent cuteness. Much better character development when she becomes strong great jedi knight.
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>>64093857
>everyone calling kylo ren just ren
do you faggots also call darth vader just darth? ren is his title since he is part of the cunts of ren. call him kylo or call him ben

will the new faggots get to pick their own saber colors?
i feel like finn would go for either blue or purple while rey rey would choose orange
if edgar allan poe gets a saber, hed probably pick green
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>>64106064
Kylo isnt even a real sith, he's basically a wannabe Anakin
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>>64106064
>do you faggots also call darth vader just darth?
didn't obi call him that in the first movie?
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>>64105916
Oh, does he?
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>>64106136

yes. before the great retcon-enning.
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>>64093717
That Finn guy is really mega sympathisch
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Fin lied
Solo died
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>>64103701
>he's focused and trying to win
no. he was never trying to win. he was just holding her off because he wanted her to turn to the dark side. snoke told him to i think. told him to bring her to him. so rey just took advantage of that and rustled him. then the ground split. if the book is to be taken as canon, it was the dark side that powered her up so much. kind of like how it powered up luke before he came to his senses. apparently she wanted to kill him, was going to, but the ground split and she lost her chance to kill him while he was down
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>>64106136
Yes he certainly did.
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>>64106136
yes. but that was before georgie changed the plot. old ben was also just called ben by luke since thats the name he knew him by. from then on he was always referred to as obi wan because i guess he wanted to forget the first movie
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>>64106064
The baddies keep addressing him as Ren in the movie the whole time though.
And Obi called Darth Vader Darth in their last encounter.
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>>64106064
>everyone calling kylo ren just ren
Yeah, that's awful. It'd be like calling a CIA agent just "CIA"...
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>>64106381
>old ben was also just called ben by luke since thats the name he knew him by. from then on he was always referred to as obi wan because i guess he wanted to forget the first movie

Luke calls him Ben when he sees his ghost in Empire
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