Obviously everyone knew that the finale of this film would be the I-rex v. the T-rex, but why did they have the worst possible way to do this ending?
The theme of the Jurassic World films is "don't fuck with nature because nature will fuck you right back".
JW actually goes to great lengths to try and stick with this theme. I was pleased that they didn't fuck it up really badly.
The obvious ending was to have the T-rex killing the I-rex. Instead, they ended up going halfway and having the T-rex getting beaten down, then the raptor decides to fucking buddy up to take the I-rex down, and then (worst of all) it gets eaten by a Moasaur.
>>64090277
Honestly felt sorry for Indo at the end. She was just trying to find her position in nature even though she's a freak experiment. Maybe none of that would had happened if she had been introduced to more dinos in the park besides her sister just like Owen said.
The movie was too much of a rehash. Too many homages to the original and too much George Lucas 'poetry' to leave much of an impression. This is why I think TFA was lackluster and the best reboot/rehash/sequel of the year was Fury Road.
>>64090505
the sequel will be completely different
I-Rex literally punches T-Rex in the face.
Closed fist, with mocap from an actual boxing match.
If that's not enough to tell you how shit this movie is, I don't know what is.
Fuck you Colin Treverrow. Fuck you, you're the worst director in Hollywood. You're a 'safe' J.J. Abrams, which I didn't think was possible.
>>64091043
literally the only good thing about this movie
>>64091255
the apatosaurus was pretty cool tho
>>64091446
And the award for most blatant emotional manipulation goes to....
Plus they could not have put that scene in a more inappropriate spot, pacing-wise.
>o my god the kids are missing and we know there's a killer dinosaur right on their tail
>lets chill for a minute and comfort a dying animal
>>64091524
this scene seemed more inappropriate
>>64091806
Pterodactyls are a natural aphrodisiac. Ask literally ANY paleontologist.
>that serious angry/proud/understanding face Pratt gives to the raptor after the I-Rex dies
Might be the most embarrasing moment I've ever seen in any movie
>>64092529
[respectful nod intensifies]
>>64090277
the ending was fun af and way better than anything Star Wars had in it.
They should have used a Spino. Based Spino is stronger than an old as fuck female T rex.
>>64091043
I'm literally in love with aunt Claire
>>64094066
Spinosaurus in JP3 was Jack Horner's MarySue-asaurus who was only strong because he had a dumb ass theories that literally everyone else proved wrong
>>64091806
man i would watch a hardcore porn of claire and owen.
i wanna see claire getting that Chris pratt dick
>>64094127
do you follow Bryce on social media?
>>64090277
The best part of the movie is that Chris Pratt's character is literally less than useless the whole time. I think he fired his gun once for a grand total of one(?) kill.
>>64094385
Muldoon never fired at all
